On And On And On...

by Randomspagetti

Rating: everyone
Tags: Mayor Sunny Skies, Scootaloo, Random, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1753

Scootaloo wakes up from a perfectly good dream, the grass is chirping, and the birds are eating vanilla cupcakes- wait, what?

Scootaloo has a wonderful dream, and she wakes up. You've probably had one of those dreams where you just couldn't really wake up. Scootaloo couldn't possibly be having one of those, Right? Right? ... Right?

Written for the The Season 10 Bingo Contest

Published 2019-12-24 16:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-24 16:40:01 UTC

On And On And On And On...

Scootaloo woke up in her bed, as normal as can be. The Lightsaber potted plant next to her bed was there, and everything was perfectly fine. It was [beep] apm in the [beep]ing, so she got out of bed to go outside to the An... Cestral lands? "Wait what?" thought Scootaloo, confused. Then, she saw Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity fighting with each other.

"I shall call the party Windigos in order to defeat all of you!" shouted Pinkie Pie. "Oh hey Scoots!" she exclaimed, turning around towards Scootaloo.

"This is the Pegasus land! Not any of yours!" shouted Rainbow Dash, stomping her hoof on a cloud, destroying it in the process.

"You all shall not be allowed in this land! Unicorns are the best of them all!" shouted Rarity, holding as many gems as she could.

"Pinkie clones! Attack!" shouted Pinkie Pie, pointing towards a nearby bush. Nothing came out. "There's nothing there, we put the Pinkie Pie clones back in the Mirror Pool long ago!" thought Scootaloo. Suddenly, as soon as she thought that, a Pinkie clone with a top hat and a tuxedo came out of the bush. Scootaloo gulped.

"I don't think even a thousand of you yucky earth ponies could even make a dent in our mass amount of magic!" yelled Rarity.

"Oh, but I think we would," said the Pinkie Pie in a tuxedo. "My name's Pinks, by the way. Don't question it."

"At least there's only one!" thought Scootaloo. Just as she thought that, a thousand Pinkie clones came out of the bushes.

"All unicorns! Attack!" shouted Rarity.

"All pegasus! Attack the unicorns and the earth ponies!" shouted Rainbow Dash.

"I'm bored! Next!" exclaimed Pinks. All the three tribes ran towards each other-

Scootaloo woke up in her bed, normal as can be. The Lightsaber potted plant next to her bed was there, and everything was perfectly fine. It was [beep] apm in the [beep]ing, so she got out of bed to go outside to- what? Why was she in rainbow Falls?
"Again?" thought Scootaloo, confused.

"Hello Scootaloo! And welcome to Rainbow Falls!" said Mayor Sunny Skies. "The world's currently being taken over by sentient bananas, and we need your help!"

"What?" replied Scootaloo. Pinks came over to Scootaloo.

"Hey, Scoots. Do you like this one? I can change it if you want." said Pinks.

"Wait, weren't you in that other dream with the Ancestral Lands?" asked Scootaloo, confused. "And why aren't you like the other Pinkies?"

"After that paint drying test, I managed to get out of the mirror pool only by chance," said pinks. "And then disguised myself in this tuxedo and top hat." she pointed to the hat and tuxedo.

"That's a great story Pinks, but we have to get going to stop the sentient cupcakes!" exclaimed Mayor Sunny Skies.
"Cupcakes now? Really?" thought Scootaloo.

"But how?" asked Scootaloo.

"Simple! We just use these foam swords I got cheap on Ponybay!" exclaimed Mayor Sunny Skies. He pointed at two low quality foam swords.

"Good luck, I suppose," said Pinks. Scootaloo looked at the Mayor Sunny Skies, then back, and she was gone. Scootaloo heard the terrifying squeaks of the sentient foods, which to be honest weren't really that terrifying. Suddenly the bananas and cupcakes turned into Pinkie clones, Mayor Sunny Skies tried to hold the Pinkie clones back, but the foam swords weren't doing anything.

"Ahhh! They're IMMUNE! They're IMMUNE!" screamed Mayor Sunny Skies. Scootaloo turned around and saw Pinks sighing.

"Next dream..." yawned Pinks. She was getting tired of this.

Scootaloo woke up in her bed, normal as can be. The Lightsaber potted plant next to her bed was there, and everything was perfectly fine. It was [beep] apm in the [beep]ing, so she got out of bed to go outside to- what? Why was she in the Ancestral Lands again? She was getting tired of this. She sighed. "This is getting ridiculous."

"Hey Pinks," said Scootaloo, "what's going on this time?"

Pinks pointed to a super villain costume that was on Scootaloo, "You're a super villain now!" Pinks exclaimed. Scootaloo tried to take the costume off, but no matter how hard she tried, it wouldn't come off.

"Welp, let's go to Canterlot!" decided Pinks. Suddenly, Scootaloo fell through the ground and when she got through, she was falling down towards the Canterlot castle, until she started falling through it until she hit the floor. She looked up and saw Pinks.

"Now we're here! Now introduce yourself to Queen Maud!" exclaimed Pinks.

"Hi. My name is Maud," said Maud. "And I like rocks."

"Hello?" said Scootaloo.

Maud continued. "I need you to defeat the Main Six."

"Okay... ?" replied Scootaloo, unsure of what was happening, Scootaloo blinked and they were in the Ancestral Lands again, now by multiple cardboard cutouts of the Main Six.

"We're evil and stuff!" yelled cardboard Twilight.

"Yeah!" the others shouted simultaneously.

Suddenly, Scootaloo realized she had a sword, so did Pinks, and Mayor Sunny Skies as well who had suddenly appeared there.

Mayor Sunny Skies hit one of the cardboard cutouts, making it fall over and suddenly explode into a thousand puppies. Pinks just waved her hoof in the direction of the cardboard Twilight, and it disappeared. And finally, Scootaloo unleashed a super attack, flying up and up into the sky until she started flying down towards the cardboard cutouts, creating a Sonic Rainboom and destroying all of the cardboard Main Six.

"I'm bored, next!" said Pinks.

Scootaloo woke up in her bed, normal as can be. The Lightsaber potted plant next to her bed was there, and everything was perfectly fine. It was [beep] apm in the [beep]ing, so she got out of bed to go outside to- what? Why was she in the Rainbow Falls again? She was getting tired of this. She sighed. "When am i really gonna wake up?!"

"I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" shouted Twilight Sparkle, while reading Forbidden dark spells that even Celestia cannot attempt "By using this dark magic, I shall summon evil candy monsters that will help me take over the world!"

"Oh no!" gasped Mayor Sunny Skies. "Scootaloo, you have to save Equestria!" suddenly, a candy glob turned into a slimy candy monster made entirely out of sugar. Scootaloo realized she had a sword in her pocket, and she took the sword out to reveal a sword ten times bigger than the pocket it was in. She destroyed the candy monster, and they all sighed with relief.

But before Scootaloo could react, another candy monster was made, entirely out of candy canes.

"Okay, I'm getting tired of this." said Pinks.

Scootaloo woke up in Tartarus, which really looked more like a office building. She got up and groaned, but when she got up, Grogar was there.

"Wake up scoots! The monsters won't take care of themselves!" shouted Grogar. As anyone in a dream would react, she shrugged and assumed this was totally normal. "Anyway, there is this giant spider you need to make sure is still there. Bye!" exclaimed Grogar. Scootaloo walked down a hallway that had doors on each side. Everything was bland, like it was a office instead of Tartarus. She sighed and continued walking, but for some reason, she never got any closer.

After a while, it was midnight, she could tell because there was no roof on the hallway for some reason. And the only reason she could see being the starry night sky. The hallway ended, going into a room with a cage containing a gigantic centipede.(Why Grogar called it a spider, she had no idea.) It was definitely there, so she slowly walked away. Suddenly she heard the sound of metal crashing down, and a roar. She started running as fast as she could, but no matter how fast she ran, the sound was still getting closer. She ran into a door to the left, and locked the door behind her. The room was large, with bunk beds to each side.

One of the ponies was on one of the bunk beds to the right, with a couple ponies in the middle of the room. The room was also white, with one light in the middle. The floor of the room had a red carpet, which didn't completely cover the entire floor. The floor itself was made out of smooth extremely light brown wooden planks. Scootaloo sighed with relief. The ponies were talking, but she couldn't understand what they were saying. Suddenly, the door burst open, the huge centipede getting inside. Scootaloo cowered in fear, but the giant centipede attacked everyone BUT Scootaloo, leaving Scootaloo room to escape.

Suddenly, Scootaloo was in a whole different place, with a giant gap between her and a door with a sign saying "Food here." She suddenly realized that she had to go there, so she used her super cape (she just got that for some reason), and flew up towards the door. Once she got there, she saw Tirek, Cozy Glow, Crysalis, and Grogar, sitting at a table, eating tacos. She sat down too, and enjoyed the tacos. Suddenly, Pinks was at the table too.

"Not to burst your bubble, but I'm not going to watch you all eat tacos for thirty minutes straight. Next!" exclaimed Pinks.

Scootaloo woke up in her bed, normal as can be. The normal potted plant next to her bed was there, and everything was perfectly fine. It was eight o'clock am in the morning, so she got out of bed to go outside to Cloudsdale, but before she could, Luna knocked the door down.

"Scootaloo! I am here to save you from the nightmares!" shouted Luna.

"What?" replied Scootaloo.

"Just kidding, you're awake." said Luna. Scootaloo sighed with relief. "Or are you?"

"How many nested dreams is the fictional me going to go through?" asked Scootaloo.

"I dunno. As many as I want to," said Luna.

"To be honest, I like how my character's doing," said Pinks. "She's pretty awesome."

"Is there going to be more of me in the story, or have you ran out of ideas?" asked Mayor Sunny Skies. "Besides, why are you participating in the Season Eleven Bingo Contest for My Little Human? there isn't even a Season Eleven to begin with!"

Luna shrugged. "It's fun, alright? Anyway, I'll see you later!" They all waved goodbye and went home, knowing it wasn't a dream.

Or was it?

"LUNAAAAAAAA!"