Unfortunate Bunny Daysby Sketch LeaderboardChaptersBun's AwakeningA small issueWas it all a dream?And I'm back...Bun's AwakeningWaking up that day, I smelled honey and breathed in the freshest air I had ever inhaled in a long time. That was fun waking up that way. The heat of the sun on my chest and face the grass on my back. Wait a minute, I didn't sleep outside that night. I begin rubbing my eyes until they are satisfied. Then I open them. What I saw took my breath away. Multiple trees much larger than I surrounding a central area, seems like it was made by people. Several rock formations and varying heights of land split by a central river fed by a waterfall ahead. In the river I saw otters, and beavers, a flamingo, and back on land an elephant, a snake, is that a giraffe? But the grass, the grass looked so vibrant and felt so nice to my feet it seemed unreal. Okay wait why is the grass so big and where the hell am I? I look down at the grass to compare it to my feet, but for some reason both my belly and feet were white and covered in fur. And why were my feet so big? Is that really fur!? I begin to panic, but I remain calm as I walk down to the river to splash my face with the cool water. I do so and as the water calms I stare at it, but what stared back wasn't what I wanted it to be. It wasn't human but rather a cute little confused bunny. "Wait that isn't me!" I shout into the water. The bunny in the water made the same mouth movements that I did and reflected everything else I did after. I waved at the reflection and of course it waved back. "Did I just turn into a bunny?" I wonder. I make a few goofy faces in the water testing what I could do when a thought occurred to me. I turned my body to the right while still watching the reflection and sure enough, on the rear end of that bunny that was me, was a tail. A round fluffy bunny tail so insignificant yet so needed at the same time "Holy crap I have a tail!" I shout. I waggle the tail, and I don't even know how I did it, but I was in wonder. "I'm a fucking bunny." I mouth those words a few times when I hear the honk of a confused bird. I look up and the flamingo from earlier was staring at me. Annoyed, I ask it. "What! What do you want?" The flamingo then jumped at my outburst and screamed. "D-don't hurt me!" It shouted before flying to another area of this strange place far away from me. I sit dumbfounded before shouting the first thing on my mind. "I can talk to animals now!?" Of course, this outburst didn't go unheard as a ferret turned it's attention towards me in confusion. In this fleeting moment I think quickly of a lie to get out of the situation. "Which is what I'd be saying if I wasn't such a rad bunny! Practicing theater!" I hoped that this was enough for the ferret to leave. Thankfully the ferret just rolled its eyes and left. I let out a sigh of relief then wondered to myself. Just where am I and why am I a bunny? I decided to ask one of the otters. "Scuse me but where are we?" I ask. The otter came to the shoreline and gave me a confused look. "This is Caretaker Fluttershy's Sanctuary for us Animals bud. You passed out here after eating too many carrots. Are you feeling okay?" It explains. I nod "Yeah I'm fine just tired. So uh, which way should I go to find the caretaker?" I ask. What kind of name is Fluttershy? "Just head down in that direction til you see a path. It should lead you right to her house." Explains the otter. Before I can ask or object, the otter splashes back into the water disappearing under the ripples. I look over in the direction the otter showed me. I sigh. This is going to be one long tiring trip. And with the knowledge of what I was, where I am, and where I'm going, and a mission, I quite literally hop to it. I was expecting the journey to be long and perilous, however I didn't expect hopping to be so effective. So much better than running, and so efficient. I found myself making a lot of ground in what felt like fifteen minutes when I came to what looked like a cottage. It had a roof of leaves! I commend whoever built and who lives there. I was exhausted. I come up close to the front and hop up to the front door, which was get this, a double door for both top and bottom. I was only just starting to admire the door when there was a sound and it opened… Author's Note A brand new story featuring a human trapped in Angel's body!? Seriously how has this concept not been done before. However this story may be one that some may find disturbing. Just a forewarning for the upcoming chapters... A small issueWith a creak the door opened. I hope that they can help me out- holy mother of Christ it's a pony! She was yellow and had long pink hair and beautiful turquoise eyes. Did I just think that? Shoot well she's beautiful! I am so awestruck that I almost don't notice her take a step closer. I jump up to gain her attention. And to my delight she looks down. I smile. Now I don't know what this pony is like or if she can hear me, so I stay quiet for now. I wave. "Oh goodness! Angel I need to get you inside quickly! You look exhausted." She says concerned. She picked me up, and I wanted to say no in any capacity, but then I just pant and realize, well shoot I kind of did hop over a mile getting here! And I am exhausted, so I let her carry me inside. She held me against her chest and her fur is almost as soft as her touch. She was quite gentle handling me. I look up at her and she looks down to smile. "You know I was just about to go get you Angel. You should have waited for me at the sanctuary." Says the mare. She places me in what I could only describe as a baby seat or a high chair. So this is my caretaker Fluttershy huh? She's nice and cute. Wait a minute, what was it she called me? Angel? So that's my name in this body huh? Alright that's not too bad. Fluttershy went into the fridge and then I realized she's got wings! What? Okay this is no regular pony it's a Pegasus! I find myself pulling at my bunny ears when a hoof pushed a plate in front of me. I looked at the plate and there was nothing but carrots on it. Now don't get me wrong I love carrot, but where's the lettuce? The onion? The bacon? Okay wait, scratch bacon off. I'm a bunny. Still I was not happy. "Eat up Angel, you'll need all that energy so you can be strong okay?" Now I'm not ungrateful. I'm really not. Just disappointed. I glare at her. "What's wrong? Those are your favorite carrots!" I had to tell her that I wanted more than just carrots on their own but without speaking. I didn't know how me speaking actually works. I grabbed a carrot and angrily snapped it in half. "Oh! You want something other than carrots?" I shook my head and bit into one of the halves. "You want something else with your carrots?" She asked. I nod at her and she smiles. The mare heads back to the fridge in search of more greens. I found myself staring at her curves. Now I'm no perv or attracted to animals by any means, it must have something to do with my current size compared to her bits. Besides she's pretty too! Give me a break! "So what do you want? Cucumbers? Lettuce? Onions?" Asked Fluttershy, turning her attention to me. "Dang that ass is thick and hot." I find myself mumbling. Fluttershy freezes. I could see her asshole to her slit in full view now that I was paying more attention to it. "Geeze why's a Mare's bits have to hang on their rears?" I rub my eyes to try ridding my mind of those thoughts. I opened my eyes back up and Fluttershy's welcoming smile turned into a frown. "Angel! Don't say things like that! You need to watch your language!" Says my now displeased caretaker. I jump in my seat and my ears flop downwards. She heard me!? Can I talk to all animals or does she have some gift!? "Sorry- your butt's too nice to not acknowledge." I say ashamed with my head hung low. I am not ready to get on this mare's bad side. "Angel... That doesn't excuse your language and... inappropriate comments." Says Fluttershy shyly. "I don't know why, you just look so amazing!" I admit facepawing. Fluttershy blushed. Oddly enough through her fur. She sighs walking towards me. "Angel what am I going to do with you? You can't just try to woo somepony and expect a positive response." She says. “What-” I respond shocked. I stare at her as she lectures me. "That's just not how it works. Especially on me, so please stop trying to be flirty..." She explained. I immediately shake my head and wave my arms wildly at her. "What! No I didn't mean it like that!" She hugged me with an arm. "I know what this is about. It's that time of year and you're antsy, and finding a mate is hard I know. But you've got to understand Angel. I'm a pony and you're a bunny. My pet. It just wouldn't work." Explains the mare. I blush in embarrassment. Sure this pony was cute and she's got some nice glutes, but darn it I'm not a furry I'm a human being! Well I was human. I'm a bunny now. I'm not attracted to animals though! Right? I could feel my tiny bunny dick pop out and harden. "It's not my fault I'm getting all these innuendos!" I shout. My caretaker stared at me then stole a glance at my mast. I'd expected the giant mare to look away in embarrassment, however she let out a sigh. "Angel I can't keep doing this you need to find a mate of your own." She said. This confused me. Keep doing what? Why is she leaning close to me? Just then she lifted her hoof up then lowered it onto my lower body, pushing my dick against it. She pressed down and I expected her hoof to crush my little friend immediately, however it was softer than anticipated and she was gentle. I gasp in utter shock and bliss. The giant mare's yellow hoof puts pressure on my hardened bunny cock and massaged it with much force, but not enough for it to start hurting. I was in bliss. This kind mare was so nice, so gentle, so innocent, yet she was dominating me while I sat there panting. I put my paws on her hoof to tell her to slow down but she giggles. "Want me to speed up? Okay..." She rhythmically presses down on my mast rubbing faster. Smiling down at me like a loving mother. My dick twitches with anticipation ready to burst. I can barely contain myself as she watches all of my blissful expressions. I can't help but moan at her actions. From the loving look, she gave me to the towering hoof kneading my dick crushing it, and rolling over it. It just felt so good. I suddenly find myself falling in love with this giant mare. Am I crazy for letting this happen? Well shit. Not long after those thoughts do I bust a load onto her awaiting hoof. I pant furiously losing the energy to sit upright. She removes her hoof from my groin lifting it up near her face. She wouldn't. "That went a bit quicker than usual." Said the giant mare, her eyes showing a bit of surprise. She sticks out her tongue licking up the seed from her hoof as I panted heavily from exhaustion. Did she really just eat my seed! That’s a whole new level of gross regarding myself as being a bunny. She gulps down the cum as if it was just a snack. I really am insignificant to this mare aren't I? No sooner do I think that when my caretaker leans down closely her lips pursed in a kiss, She takes in my dick into her huge maw sucking on it roughly, lapping up all the cum from it with her tongue. I squirm in my high chair, not much I could do to escape this scenario and it didn't look like my caretaker would listen to me. I squeal feeling another upcoming climax and I soon regret busting a load in her mouth. Not that she minds she seemed to swallow it all up happily. I feel my vision fading slowly. The mare in front of me just becoming a blur. "God damnit pony...." I say mad. “Oh dear… I overdid it huh Angel?” is the last thing I hear before blacking out. Was it all a dream?I suddenly find myself in my room. I wake up in a jolt. I look around my room and sure enough, everything is there. Even that creepy FNAF poster I got hanging beside my bed. No idea why I put it there. Was all of that just a dream? I have no idea it must have been since this is my place and it looks so real. I throw the blanket off of myself then jump off of my bed. It gives me relief to land on my normal human-sized feet. The next thing I do is feel my face. Yup still have my half-assed version of a beard and the other thing I didn't know I missed. HANDS! I clasp my hands together enjoying the feel of them meshing. After doing embellishing in my appendages I head over to my bathroom to check in the mirror. Sure enough, it was still me. A middle-aged man wearing a green Zelda T-shirt and some red plaid pajama pants. If it were Christmas I would be ready for the holidays. I pick up my toothbrush out of the holder then after putting on some toothpaste I begin brushing all my teeth. I was just about to get my inner sections when the light malfunctions leaving me in darkness! I flicker the switch on and off a few times and miraculously the light switches back on. "Stupid bulb." I groan going back to brushing my teeth. I gag at the toothpaste within my mouth. I always hated the feel of toothpaste. I never understood why. After a minute of brushing, I lean down and spit into the sink then turn on the water so it gets washed down the drain. I turn off the water and wipe my mouth with a nearby hand towel. I lean up and screamed at what I saw. In the reflection, there was suddenly a white bunny. The same white bunny I had been in that dream. Okay, I should maybe take it easy on the beers. I reflexively feel my face but all I can sense is my hands and human face. I check out the rest of my features first looking to see if I was naked. Nope, same clothes I was wearing before. I go back to see if the reflection was still there but it was already gone. "What the fuck was that all about? Why am I having visions of that fucking bunny and why the sex dream?" I say angry. What is wrong with me? Maybe I should call my mom. I rush back to my room and unplug my phone from the charger. I turn it on and head to my contacts hovering my thumb over my mom's number. On second thought my mom might think my dreams would be too disgusting. She might never talk to me again. And my dad isn't an option either considering he might be working by now. I frown at how little options I have. I scroll through my contacts till I find someone I could trust. I scroll over the name. Gary. Never thought I'd call him away from work and we haven't casually talked in over a year. I sigh as I press call. I waited as the phone rings once. Twice. Thrice. I start to get worried that he might not answer when on the fourth ring it stops. He picked up. "Andyyyyy! My man what's up!? So you finally decided to call me? What's the occasion, you finally got a girl?" He says in his usual chill outlandish way. "No Gary, I don't have a girl and I probably won't have one in a long time still." I impatiently explain. I sigh frustratedly. "Andy you really should get out more. After all an open mind is a healthy mind." He says on the other side. "A healthy mind. Yeah I know. You never shut up about that crap at work." I interrupt him at the end there. "Listen I just had the weirdest dream just now and I don't know who else to call about it." I say to him walking down the hallway from my room. "Something weird eh bro? Don't worry, I can keep a secret. No doubt about that. Cross my heart and hope to die." He says. I frown. "I'm not your bro. I'm just calling someone I can trust." I say getting to the living room, sitting down on the wide couch. "Okay so like… I had this dream where I woke up as a bunny." I say too him nervously. "A furry dream? Wicked. Did you end up mingling with any bunny friends or anything?" Asks Gary, sounding interested. "Not exactly. I woke in some sort of sanctuary and there were animals all around. I guess they showed me to someone who might help but I'm pretty sure they went to feed me food…" I say relaying the details. "Hm. It sounds to me Andy that you're feeling hopeless and need help. You want me to come over?" Asks Gary concerned. "Can it Gary! We're not that close of friends okay!" I yell. "Woah easy there! No need to let your hatred spread man! I get when I'm not wanted man. Is there anything else that's bothering you?" He asks. "Well the caregiver was a fucking pony, and when I idly called her ass sexy I guess she was able to hear me? How the fuck does anyone hear a bunny?" I remark. "Well Andy it is a dream, it isn't at all that confusing. Anything can happen in a dream. Like last night I vividly dreamt about being at work and got promoted to a chief of office. Whatever that means." Gary says. Crazy son of a bitch. Why is he like this I'll never know. "That's not even a real title!" I yell at him for being so uneducated in how our workplace functions. I thought I'd shut him up but he starts laughing. "Well of course not! I went and searched it up and no results came up!" He replies still laughing. "Whatever." I say not caring about his mind or how it works. "But the weirdest part about my dream was the last part where the pony gave me a hoofjob!" I exclaim. "Pft! So you are lonely Andy! So you go out and have a fap dream?" He says. I suddenly feel my anger rising. I clenched my teeth. "That's not it at all!" I shout. "That's why I called you. I have no idea why I would ever dream about that." "Well, maybe you just need to find a date man. Not much else I can tell ya. Or you're secretly a furry and don't even know it." Says Gary. Oh my god he infuriates me. "Like hell I am! I don't want anything to do with that fucking dream!" I yell. "Well sorry, bro I don't know how to help you then. You know where to find me if you change your mind anyway." He hangs up on me. "But I don't want to-!" I try to interrupt him telling him how I wouldn't be caught with him in that forsaken place but he already hung up. I throw my head back into the couch and slouch in it. "Wonderful… He was of no help." I say sighing deeply. I think about that moment in my dream. The hoofjob. It felt good, and that mare was beautiful, it's true. But the fact that we were animals and she called me a pet? That just ruined the moment. Yet I still continued the dream, which was odd. Why would I continue in something I was clearly disgusted in? I decided it is best to grab a beer. I got up walking to my kitchen to pull a beer out of the mini-fridge. I pop it open and take a huge glug. After a few more sips I felt calmer already, and rather sleepy. I ended up finishing up two-thirds of my beer when I heard a female voice shouting from behind me. "What on earth! Who dare defieth us on this fateful night!" They shout. I try to see who it was, but when I looked I could see nothing but a bright cyan light enveloping my entire room. My vision goes completely white…. "Wake up!" And I'm back...I shut my eyes immediately. Ouch that fucking hurt. Just who was that yelling at me and what was that flash of light? I open my eyes and I am immediately thrown off by perspective. I was staring up at a ceiling that was so high up it looked like it came from one of those nursery rhymes. Are you serious? Am I hallucinating? I sit up and look at the cushion I was sitting on. It appeared to be a huge pet bed! Wait a minute is that fur attached to me!? I take a gander at my surroundings. I was back at caretaker Fluttershy's place. I recognize it from my dream. Does that mean I'm dreaming again? But I didn't go to sleep this time! Something weird is going on. This all feels so real but it couldn't be right? "If this is real then I ought to get used to it… if not I might as well make the best of it anyway." I deadpan. I jump out of the pet bed and I'm about to run off in search of someone to talk to when I hear the sound of crinkling paper. I back up checking below my feet. My big bunny feet and see a note addressed to… Angel? Right. That's what that pony and everyone else calls me in this place. I squint at the paper reading the note. Dear angel, I'm sorry if I left without saying goodbye and feeding you. I had to head out for some shopping and then I have to head back to the sanctuary to look after things! I'll be back later probably at night. Don't worry about me, I can be strong. I left your food in the bowl next to your bed. It shouldn't go bad in the water. Be back soon! Fluttershy That's really strange. First of all how in the heck does this pony expect her pet bunny to read this note? Secondly how in the hell did I even read this chicken scratch!? It doesn't look like English writing but I can still somehow make out the words. Wait when did she say she would get back? Later at night. So it's nobody here but me and a few animals. All alone without anyone to control me? Sounds like a party. I smirk. I hop over to a nearby bird nest. It was several feet in the air far beyond my reach, but I wonder if I tried to… I put my paws up to my mouth and whistle. I whistle! I watch as a blue bird jumps at the loud whistle. Its feathers stand on end like ones hair does when electrocuted. The bird looks down looking very displeased if her expression was any indication. "Just what do YOU want Angel! I was in the middle of my nap!" Says the female bird. I could tell it was female by her voice. And by the tone of her voice she wasn't much a fan of this Angel fellow either. I grin a bit hiding my annoyance. "How would you like to get a party started here in this place? Fluttershy won't be here til nightfall and I don't think she'll mind." I propose to the feathered friend above. "Ha! Like I would stir up some trouble for someone like you!" "Come on it'll be fun! Besides if things get too messy we can help with the cleanup afterwards." I say being partially sincere. The last thing I wanted was to help with cleaning at this size but I also would hate an angry caretaker. "You're not just saying that so the rest of us have to cover for you are you?" She accuses me. Honestly I didn't want to clean anything, but I wanted to do a party. And I'm not a complete dickhead. "Well certainly not this time. Bunny's honor. And if I skip out I could… hm." I think about what I would sacrifice if I didn't keep my promise. "You could?" She asks me trying to rush me. "Well I could put on a maiden outfit and help clean for a full day. Like that'll ever happen anyways. Who has clothes that small anyway?" I say. "Angel Bunny, you have yourself a deal. I'll indulge in this offer." Says the blue bird. I jump in place at the offer going through. I pull my arms away as if I were about to run. "Wait seriously!? You actually have one!? And it's a deal!?" I shout up to her. I was just spouting bullshit, I didn't actually think that this deal would happen. Whatever its best to just roll with it. I sigh. "Caretaker Fluttershy likes to get us pleasantries sometimes. Is it that shocking?" She asks. I try to pretend to be a dummy. "Oh right. How could I forget something like that?" I say slapping my forehead. I pull my skin down until I let go of my face so it snaps back in place for extra effect. "You don't take me for a clothes guy Angel." Says the bird. "Oh no I don't need clothes! I'm just very close to Fluttershy That's all." I clear up. Honestly I wouldn't mind having clothes on. It feels wrong for me to have my junk out the whole time now, but if it keeps me from explaining I'm not supposed to be a bunny to these animals it's a sacrifice I'm taking I suppose. "Right… I'll go invite some friends. Anything else you like to add sir." She rolled her eyes at me. She took to the air lowering toward me. I cross my arms. "Not that I can think of." I replied, putting my paw on my hip. I never understood why I did that. It felt comfortable. With that the bird flew off to who knows where. Probably to invite guests. I hop over to what I can only assume was the kitchen. For what it's worth it was a good place. Really clean for a pony's kitchen. I try pulling on the fridge in there. It was challenging because of my size, but eventually whatever was keeping it shut releases. I tumble backwards like a tumbleweed before landing back on my butt. Looking forward into the expanse that is the fridge, I am met with a glorious display of food. A whole drawer with bagged veggies and apples, some cheeses in another drawer all neatly stacked, and even eggs at the top shelf. That was all I saw at just a glimpse though, as there were jugs of milk and orange juice and… is that? Stored in the back of the fridge behind everything else I saw what looked like beer glasses? They were beer glasses! I jump into the fridge. Brrr! It was cold! I slide by the milk into the back of the fridge. Caretaker Fluttershy has beers in her fridge? Why? Does she ever drink or does she use it for cooking with flavor like some cooks do? I should probably ask when she gets home. I grab a hold of a bottle pulling it to the front of the fridge. I stand it up in front of the milk. "That's a nice place to put it." I say admiring my work. I hop back in to get the rest of the bottles. One by one I bring them to the front. "Perfect. This party is going to be the fire! Now what do I do about decorations?" I say shivering. Yeah that was my cue to get the hell out of here. I jumped out the fridge slamming the door shut. Where was I again? Right, decorations. I survey the kitchen thinking hard on what I could use here. Maybe some pots? No no that's dumb. Wait, pots for a drum set with ladles as sticks! Of course why didn’t I think of that before! And a disco ball would be cool! I don’t have one on me though, nor does my caretaker most likely. Maybe I could create one? As I searched through the cabinets I thought about the disco ball idea. I found several pots. Two large ones and two smaller ones. How do I make a disco ball? It would have to be made of metal or tinfoil… it’d have to have a ball shape and it had to have a light shining on it too. Well the light part I didn’t know. Do these ponies have anything that could shoot bright light at a central point? Besides the fridge I don’t see anything that would be considered modern technology. Exploring the kitchen a bit I find a step stool I could use to climb onto the upper cabinets. Well that could be useful in the future. I head to the front of it pushing on the lower step. It moves. I shove it over to a counter and climb the stool. Fuck! It was still a jump distance to the edge! I thought about giving up. It was hopeless there was no way I could make a jump that high! That’s when I remembered my predicament checking out my legs. I pick up one of my legs wiggling my foot around in a circle. Of course! I’m a bunny. I have some extra juice in these springs! I slam my foot down launching myself high. I reach out for the cabinet’s edge, but I just barely miss it. I fall back down and rebound with both of my legs this time and almost as if by miracle I land on top of it. I pant for a moment, quite surprised that I could leap that high. Once I’m good and situated I look through the drawers on the front. I found two scoopers I could use for drumsticks. “Haha! These’ll be perfect!” I hop down without any fear or care in the world. I had to make this party epic! I waddle over to the nearby doorway propping the sticks up against the wall next to it. Then after I pull some pots out from another cabinet, but all at once I scream when they topple over falling straight for me! I hop away just in time as the pots fall all around me with a loud symphony of clashes. “Shit shit AHHHH My ears!” The loud clashes made my ears ring for a while. I sat there in shock trying to recuperate. For a while I could hear nothing but the ringing in my ears. Eventually it stopped and I ended up taking the appropriate pots for the job. Four should be enough right? I made sure each of them was a different size so they would make different sounds when hit. One by one I drag each of the pots into the living room. It was hard work, but I eventually got them all. After I was finished with that I scour the place for anything that could be used for a disco ball. If I could find a ball shape I could maybe use that to my advantage. Eventually I found what I’m looking for. Underneath the caretaker’s green couch I found a paddleball. “Seriously? Who leaves their toy just lying around?” I say gesturing to the paddleball. Caretaker Fluttershy couldn’t own it right? She doesn’t seem the type to use that kind of thing. Could this be my toy? I could definitely see this bunny using something like this when he’s bored. “Sorry Angel, But I need this party more than you need this, despite how cool it is.” I say to no one in particular. With that I bring the string to my mouth and bite down hard with my two front teeth snapping the ball off of the paddle. I head back to the kitchen thinking there might be tinfoil wrap in there. Once again I scour the kitchen low to the ground at first, but finding nothing there I hopped back onto the higher portions. “Wow I’m getting a bit better at this hopping thing, but it’s starting to hurt my legs.” I say. I must be overexerting myself. After all a bunny can only use such an amount of energy at a time right? Maybe, I’m not a zoologist. What should I know? Then over at the edge of the counter I stood on behind the sink there it was. The glorious tinfoil wrap. I carefully pulled the wrap out of its roll and cut it appropriately at the right size I wanted. I hopped back to the ball I had left. I carefully wrapped the tinfoil around the ball making sure there weren’t any major creases in it. I made a few folds tucking them inside to minimize this. Now satisfied with my work so far I hopped over to my bunny bed placing it there for safe keeping. “Okay how the hell do I make this an actual disco ball. It needs panels… I need a sharpie. But do they even have sharpies in this world?” I wondered aloud. I wanted to ask around. There didn’t appear to be anyone around, however I did notice a hole in the far left wall from where I stood. Jackpot. I do my thing now and hop to the hole. Obviously one of those mouse holes from those cartoons I always watched. I never actually believed they actually nested in walls like that, yet here I am. I knock on the neighboring wall next to the hole and wait. Sure enough a white mouse walks out. At first he was excited, but then he saw me and frowned. “And what might I ask, are you doing here?” Asks the mouse in a particularly intriguing British accent. Just how bad was this Angel jerk, that nobody in this god forsaken house wanted anything to do with him? Doesn’t matter. What matters is inviting some guests over around the place and getting things ready to go. “I’m just going around the place looking for guests for a party. The pony’s going to be gone for a while so we have a bit to do whatever.” I smirk showing my sincerity for the situation. The mouse frowned. “You want to invite me for a leisurely party while Master Shy is away?” He laughs. “I would rather not! Especially with you driving the party forward!” he gestured to me with a smirk of his own. I back up with a frown of my own. “Well fine. We can have plenty of fun without you. I would uninvite you but you kind of live here and it’s not really fun with just two or three guests.” I comment. Pissed at this guy’s stuck up attitude. I was turning tail to leave for other guests when the rodent stopped me. “Although… I could humor you Angel. A party does sound riveting on a day like this. You haven’t a secret plan to terrorize the birds this time? Steal someone’s favorite seat?” I turn around to glance at the proper rodent. Giving a sigh and a frown, I cross my arms while tapping my comically large rabbit foot. “Y’know, not everything I do is going to be malicious. I want to have fun, sure but that’s my only goal right now.” “So be it… I’ll be out when the music kicks.” he bows. “There is going to be music right?” I roll my eyes and laugh. “Of course! What kind of a bangin party would it be if there was none!” With that, I hop out towards the backyard searching for more party attendants outside… One thought went through my mind at that moment. As I was heading out to the chicken coup. I couldn’t wait to get a taste of that beer. Author's Note I'm back! Sorry for the hiatus I've been so busy with other writing stuff that fimfic wasn't on my mind. (I use docs to edit my chapters before pasting them in) I've also had a lot of blockage. never been to a really bangin party before. so I'm kinda on the fence here how to set up one. In other news, I finally updated the story cover! Now it's finally NOT UGLY!
Bun's AwakeningWaking up that day, I smelled honey and breathed in the freshest air I had ever inhaled in a long time. That was fun waking up that way. The heat of the sun on my chest and face the grass on my back. Wait a minute, I didn't sleep outside that night. I begin rubbing my eyes until they are satisfied. Then I open them. What I saw took my breath away. Multiple trees much larger than I surrounding a central area, seems like it was made by people. Several rock formations and varying heights of land split by a central river fed by a waterfall ahead. In the river I saw otters, and beavers, a flamingo, and back on land an elephant, a snake, is that a giraffe? But the grass, the grass looked so vibrant and felt so nice to my feet it seemed unreal. Okay wait why is the grass so big and where the hell am I? I look down at the grass to compare it to my feet, but for some reason both my belly and feet were white and covered in fur. And why were my feet so big? Is that really fur!? I begin to panic, but I remain calm as I walk down to the river to splash my face with the cool water. I do so and as the water calms I stare at it, but what stared back wasn't what I wanted it to be. It wasn't human but rather a cute little confused bunny. "Wait that isn't me!" I shout into the water. The bunny in the water made the same mouth movements that I did and reflected everything else I did after. I waved at the reflection and of course it waved back. "Did I just turn into a bunny?" I wonder. I make a few goofy faces in the water testing what I could do when a thought occurred to me. I turned my body to the right while still watching the reflection and sure enough, on the rear end of that bunny that was me, was a tail. A round fluffy bunny tail so insignificant yet so needed at the same time "Holy crap I have a tail!" I shout. I waggle the tail, and I don't even know how I did it, but I was in wonder. "I'm a fucking bunny." I mouth those words a few times when I hear the honk of a confused bird. I look up and the flamingo from earlier was staring at me. Annoyed, I ask it. "What! What do you want?" The flamingo then jumped at my outburst and screamed. "D-don't hurt me!" It shouted before flying to another area of this strange place far away from me. I sit dumbfounded before shouting the first thing on my mind. "I can talk to animals now!?" Of course, this outburst didn't go unheard as a ferret turned it's attention towards me in confusion. In this fleeting moment I think quickly of a lie to get out of the situation. "Which is what I'd be saying if I wasn't such a rad bunny! Practicing theater!" I hoped that this was enough for the ferret to leave. Thankfully the ferret just rolled its eyes and left. I let out a sigh of relief then wondered to myself. Just where am I and why am I a bunny? I decided to ask one of the otters. "Scuse me but where are we?" I ask. The otter came to the shoreline and gave me a confused look. "This is Caretaker Fluttershy's Sanctuary for us Animals bud. You passed out here after eating too many carrots. Are you feeling okay?" It explains. I nod "Yeah I'm fine just tired. So uh, which way should I go to find the caretaker?" I ask. What kind of name is Fluttershy? "Just head down in that direction til you see a path. It should lead you right to her house." Explains the otter. Before I can ask or object, the otter splashes back into the water disappearing under the ripples. I look over in the direction the otter showed me. I sigh. This is going to be one long tiring trip. And with the knowledge of what I was, where I am, and where I'm going, and a mission, I quite literally hop to it. I was expecting the journey to be long and perilous, however I didn't expect hopping to be so effective. So much better than running, and so efficient. I found myself making a lot of ground in what felt like fifteen minutes when I came to what looked like a cottage. It had a roof of leaves! I commend whoever built and who lives there. I was exhausted. I come up close to the front and hop up to the front door, which was get this, a double door for both top and bottom. I was only just starting to admire the door when there was a sound and it opened… Author's Note A brand new story featuring a human trapped in Angel's body!? Seriously how has this concept not been done before. However this story may be one that some may find disturbing. Just a forewarning for the upcoming chapters...
A small issueWith a creak the door opened. I hope that they can help me out- holy mother of Christ it's a pony! She was yellow and had long pink hair and beautiful turquoise eyes. Did I just think that? Shoot well she's beautiful! I am so awestruck that I almost don't notice her take a step closer. I jump up to gain her attention. And to my delight she looks down. I smile. Now I don't know what this pony is like or if she can hear me, so I stay quiet for now. I wave. "Oh goodness! Angel I need to get you inside quickly! You look exhausted." She says concerned. She picked me up, and I wanted to say no in any capacity, but then I just pant and realize, well shoot I kind of did hop over a mile getting here! And I am exhausted, so I let her carry me inside. She held me against her chest and her fur is almost as soft as her touch. She was quite gentle handling me. I look up at her and she looks down to smile. "You know I was just about to go get you Angel. You should have waited for me at the sanctuary." Says the mare. She places me in what I could only describe as a baby seat or a high chair. So this is my caretaker Fluttershy huh? She's nice and cute. Wait a minute, what was it she called me? Angel? So that's my name in this body huh? Alright that's not too bad. Fluttershy went into the fridge and then I realized she's got wings! What? Okay this is no regular pony it's a Pegasus! I find myself pulling at my bunny ears when a hoof pushed a plate in front of me. I looked at the plate and there was nothing but carrots on it. Now don't get me wrong I love carrot, but where's the lettuce? The onion? The bacon? Okay wait, scratch bacon off. I'm a bunny. Still I was not happy. "Eat up Angel, you'll need all that energy so you can be strong okay?" Now I'm not ungrateful. I'm really not. Just disappointed. I glare at her. "What's wrong? Those are your favorite carrots!" I had to tell her that I wanted more than just carrots on their own but without speaking. I didn't know how me speaking actually works. I grabbed a carrot and angrily snapped it in half. "Oh! You want something other than carrots?" I shook my head and bit into one of the halves. "You want something else with your carrots?" She asked. I nod at her and she smiles. The mare heads back to the fridge in search of more greens. I found myself staring at her curves. Now I'm no perv or attracted to animals by any means, it must have something to do with my current size compared to her bits. Besides she's pretty too! Give me a break! "So what do you want? Cucumbers? Lettuce? Onions?" Asked Fluttershy, turning her attention to me. "Dang that ass is thick and hot." I find myself mumbling. Fluttershy freezes. I could see her asshole to her slit in full view now that I was paying more attention to it. "Geeze why's a Mare's bits have to hang on their rears?" I rub my eyes to try ridding my mind of those thoughts. I opened my eyes back up and Fluttershy's welcoming smile turned into a frown. "Angel! Don't say things like that! You need to watch your language!" Says my now displeased caretaker. I jump in my seat and my ears flop downwards. She heard me!? Can I talk to all animals or does she have some gift!? "Sorry- your butt's too nice to not acknowledge." I say ashamed with my head hung low. I am not ready to get on this mare's bad side. "Angel... That doesn't excuse your language and... inappropriate comments." Says Fluttershy shyly. "I don't know why, you just look so amazing!" I admit facepawing. Fluttershy blushed. Oddly enough through her fur. She sighs walking towards me. "Angel what am I going to do with you? You can't just try to woo somepony and expect a positive response." She says. “What-” I respond shocked. I stare at her as she lectures me. "That's just not how it works. Especially on me, so please stop trying to be flirty..." She explained. I immediately shake my head and wave my arms wildly at her. "What! No I didn't mean it like that!" She hugged me with an arm. "I know what this is about. It's that time of year and you're antsy, and finding a mate is hard I know. But you've got to understand Angel. I'm a pony and you're a bunny. My pet. It just wouldn't work." Explains the mare. I blush in embarrassment. Sure this pony was cute and she's got some nice glutes, but darn it I'm not a furry I'm a human being! Well I was human. I'm a bunny now. I'm not attracted to animals though! Right? I could feel my tiny bunny dick pop out and harden. "It's not my fault I'm getting all these innuendos!" I shout. My caretaker stared at me then stole a glance at my mast. I'd expected the giant mare to look away in embarrassment, however she let out a sigh. "Angel I can't keep doing this you need to find a mate of your own." She said. This confused me. Keep doing what? Why is she leaning close to me? Just then she lifted her hoof up then lowered it onto my lower body, pushing my dick against it. She pressed down and I expected her hoof to crush my little friend immediately, however it was softer than anticipated and she was gentle. I gasp in utter shock and bliss. The giant mare's yellow hoof puts pressure on my hardened bunny cock and massaged it with much force, but not enough for it to start hurting. I was in bliss. This kind mare was so nice, so gentle, so innocent, yet she was dominating me while I sat there panting. I put my paws on her hoof to tell her to slow down but she giggles. "Want me to speed up? Okay..." She rhythmically presses down on my mast rubbing faster. Smiling down at me like a loving mother. My dick twitches with anticipation ready to burst. I can barely contain myself as she watches all of my blissful expressions. I can't help but moan at her actions. From the loving look, she gave me to the towering hoof kneading my dick crushing it, and rolling over it. It just felt so good. I suddenly find myself falling in love with this giant mare. Am I crazy for letting this happen? Well shit. Not long after those thoughts do I bust a load onto her awaiting hoof. I pant furiously losing the energy to sit upright. She removes her hoof from my groin lifting it up near her face. She wouldn't. "That went a bit quicker than usual." Said the giant mare, her eyes showing a bit of surprise. She sticks out her tongue licking up the seed from her hoof as I panted heavily from exhaustion. Did she really just eat my seed! That’s a whole new level of gross regarding myself as being a bunny. She gulps down the cum as if it was just a snack. I really am insignificant to this mare aren't I? No sooner do I think that when my caretaker leans down closely her lips pursed in a kiss, She takes in my dick into her huge maw sucking on it roughly, lapping up all the cum from it with her tongue. I squirm in my high chair, not much I could do to escape this scenario and it didn't look like my caretaker would listen to me. I squeal feeling another upcoming climax and I soon regret busting a load in her mouth. Not that she minds she seemed to swallow it all up happily. I feel my vision fading slowly. The mare in front of me just becoming a blur. "God damnit pony...." I say mad. “Oh dear… I overdid it huh Angel?” is the last thing I hear before blacking out.
Was it all a dream?I suddenly find myself in my room. I wake up in a jolt. I look around my room and sure enough, everything is there. Even that creepy FNAF poster I got hanging beside my bed. No idea why I put it there. Was all of that just a dream? I have no idea it must have been since this is my place and it looks so real. I throw the blanket off of myself then jump off of my bed. It gives me relief to land on my normal human-sized feet. The next thing I do is feel my face. Yup still have my half-assed version of a beard and the other thing I didn't know I missed. HANDS! I clasp my hands together enjoying the feel of them meshing. After doing embellishing in my appendages I head over to my bathroom to check in the mirror. Sure enough, it was still me. A middle-aged man wearing a green Zelda T-shirt and some red plaid pajama pants. If it were Christmas I would be ready for the holidays. I pick up my toothbrush out of the holder then after putting on some toothpaste I begin brushing all my teeth. I was just about to get my inner sections when the light malfunctions leaving me in darkness! I flicker the switch on and off a few times and miraculously the light switches back on. "Stupid bulb." I groan going back to brushing my teeth. I gag at the toothpaste within my mouth. I always hated the feel of toothpaste. I never understood why. After a minute of brushing, I lean down and spit into the sink then turn on the water so it gets washed down the drain. I turn off the water and wipe my mouth with a nearby hand towel. I lean up and screamed at what I saw. In the reflection, there was suddenly a white bunny. The same white bunny I had been in that dream. Okay, I should maybe take it easy on the beers. I reflexively feel my face but all I can sense is my hands and human face. I check out the rest of my features first looking to see if I was naked. Nope, same clothes I was wearing before. I go back to see if the reflection was still there but it was already gone. "What the fuck was that all about? Why am I having visions of that fucking bunny and why the sex dream?" I say angry. What is wrong with me? Maybe I should call my mom. I rush back to my room and unplug my phone from the charger. I turn it on and head to my contacts hovering my thumb over my mom's number. On second thought my mom might think my dreams would be too disgusting. She might never talk to me again. And my dad isn't an option either considering he might be working by now. I frown at how little options I have. I scroll through my contacts till I find someone I could trust. I scroll over the name. Gary. Never thought I'd call him away from work and we haven't casually talked in over a year. I sigh as I press call. I waited as the phone rings once. Twice. Thrice. I start to get worried that he might not answer when on the fourth ring it stops. He picked up. "Andyyyyy! My man what's up!? So you finally decided to call me? What's the occasion, you finally got a girl?" He says in his usual chill outlandish way. "No Gary, I don't have a girl and I probably won't have one in a long time still." I impatiently explain. I sigh frustratedly. "Andy you really should get out more. After all an open mind is a healthy mind." He says on the other side. "A healthy mind. Yeah I know. You never shut up about that crap at work." I interrupt him at the end there. "Listen I just had the weirdest dream just now and I don't know who else to call about it." I say to him walking down the hallway from my room. "Something weird eh bro? Don't worry, I can keep a secret. No doubt about that. Cross my heart and hope to die." He says. I frown. "I'm not your bro. I'm just calling someone I can trust." I say getting to the living room, sitting down on the wide couch. "Okay so like… I had this dream where I woke up as a bunny." I say too him nervously. "A furry dream? Wicked. Did you end up mingling with any bunny friends or anything?" Asks Gary, sounding interested. "Not exactly. I woke in some sort of sanctuary and there were animals all around. I guess they showed me to someone who might help but I'm pretty sure they went to feed me food…" I say relaying the details. "Hm. It sounds to me Andy that you're feeling hopeless and need help. You want me to come over?" Asks Gary concerned. "Can it Gary! We're not that close of friends okay!" I yell. "Woah easy there! No need to let your hatred spread man! I get when I'm not wanted man. Is there anything else that's bothering you?" He asks. "Well the caregiver was a fucking pony, and when I idly called her ass sexy I guess she was able to hear me? How the fuck does anyone hear a bunny?" I remark. "Well Andy it is a dream, it isn't at all that confusing. Anything can happen in a dream. Like last night I vividly dreamt about being at work and got promoted to a chief of office. Whatever that means." Gary says. Crazy son of a bitch. Why is he like this I'll never know. "That's not even a real title!" I yell at him for being so uneducated in how our workplace functions. I thought I'd shut him up but he starts laughing. "Well of course not! I went and searched it up and no results came up!" He replies still laughing. "Whatever." I say not caring about his mind or how it works. "But the weirdest part about my dream was the last part where the pony gave me a hoofjob!" I exclaim. "Pft! So you are lonely Andy! So you go out and have a fap dream?" He says. I suddenly feel my anger rising. I clenched my teeth. "That's not it at all!" I shout. "That's why I called you. I have no idea why I would ever dream about that." "Well, maybe you just need to find a date man. Not much else I can tell ya. Or you're secretly a furry and don't even know it." Says Gary. Oh my god he infuriates me. "Like hell I am! I don't want anything to do with that fucking dream!" I yell. "Well sorry, bro I don't know how to help you then. You know where to find me if you change your mind anyway." He hangs up on me. "But I don't want to-!" I try to interrupt him telling him how I wouldn't be caught with him in that forsaken place but he already hung up. I throw my head back into the couch and slouch in it. "Wonderful… He was of no help." I say sighing deeply. I think about that moment in my dream. The hoofjob. It felt good, and that mare was beautiful, it's true. But the fact that we were animals and she called me a pet? That just ruined the moment. Yet I still continued the dream, which was odd. Why would I continue in something I was clearly disgusted in? I decided it is best to grab a beer. I got up walking to my kitchen to pull a beer out of the mini-fridge. I pop it open and take a huge glug. After a few more sips I felt calmer already, and rather sleepy. I ended up finishing up two-thirds of my beer when I heard a female voice shouting from behind me. "What on earth! Who dare defieth us on this fateful night!" They shout. I try to see who it was, but when I looked I could see nothing but a bright cyan light enveloping my entire room. My vision goes completely white…. "Wake up!"
And I'm back...I shut my eyes immediately. Ouch that fucking hurt. Just who was that yelling at me and what was that flash of light? I open my eyes and I am immediately thrown off by perspective. I was staring up at a ceiling that was so high up it looked like it came from one of those nursery rhymes. Are you serious? Am I hallucinating? I sit up and look at the cushion I was sitting on. It appeared to be a huge pet bed! Wait a minute is that fur attached to me!? I take a gander at my surroundings. I was back at caretaker Fluttershy's place. I recognize it from my dream. Does that mean I'm dreaming again? But I didn't go to sleep this time! Something weird is going on. This all feels so real but it couldn't be right? "If this is real then I ought to get used to it… if not I might as well make the best of it anyway." I deadpan. I jump out of the pet bed and I'm about to run off in search of someone to talk to when I hear the sound of crinkling paper. I back up checking below my feet. My big bunny feet and see a note addressed to… Angel? Right. That's what that pony and everyone else calls me in this place. I squint at the paper reading the note. Dear angel, I'm sorry if I left without saying goodbye and feeding you. I had to head out for some shopping and then I have to head back to the sanctuary to look after things! I'll be back later probably at night. Don't worry about me, I can be strong. I left your food in the bowl next to your bed. It shouldn't go bad in the water. Be back soon! Fluttershy That's really strange. First of all how in the heck does this pony expect her pet bunny to read this note? Secondly how in the hell did I even read this chicken scratch!? It doesn't look like English writing but I can still somehow make out the words. Wait when did she say she would get back? Later at night. So it's nobody here but me and a few animals. All alone without anyone to control me? Sounds like a party. I smirk. I hop over to a nearby bird nest. It was several feet in the air far beyond my reach, but I wonder if I tried to… I put my paws up to my mouth and whistle. I whistle! I watch as a blue bird jumps at the loud whistle. Its feathers stand on end like ones hair does when electrocuted. The bird looks down looking very displeased if her expression was any indication. "Just what do YOU want Angel! I was in the middle of my nap!" Says the female bird. I could tell it was female by her voice. And by the tone of her voice she wasn't much a fan of this Angel fellow either. I grin a bit hiding my annoyance. "How would you like to get a party started here in this place? Fluttershy won't be here til nightfall and I don't think she'll mind." I propose to the feathered friend above. "Ha! Like I would stir up some trouble for someone like you!" "Come on it'll be fun! Besides if things get too messy we can help with the cleanup afterwards." I say being partially sincere. The last thing I wanted was to help with cleaning at this size but I also would hate an angry caretaker. "You're not just saying that so the rest of us have to cover for you are you?" She accuses me. Honestly I didn't want to clean anything, but I wanted to do a party. And I'm not a complete dickhead. "Well certainly not this time. Bunny's honor. And if I skip out I could… hm." I think about what I would sacrifice if I didn't keep my promise. "You could?" She asks me trying to rush me. "Well I could put on a maiden outfit and help clean for a full day. Like that'll ever happen anyways. Who has clothes that small anyway?" I say. "Angel Bunny, you have yourself a deal. I'll indulge in this offer." Says the blue bird. I jump in place at the offer going through. I pull my arms away as if I were about to run. "Wait seriously!? You actually have one!? And it's a deal!?" I shout up to her. I was just spouting bullshit, I didn't actually think that this deal would happen. Whatever its best to just roll with it. I sigh. "Caretaker Fluttershy likes to get us pleasantries sometimes. Is it that shocking?" She asks. I try to pretend to be a dummy. "Oh right. How could I forget something like that?" I say slapping my forehead. I pull my skin down until I let go of my face so it snaps back in place for extra effect. "You don't take me for a clothes guy Angel." Says the bird. "Oh no I don't need clothes! I'm just very close to Fluttershy That's all." I clear up. Honestly I wouldn't mind having clothes on. It feels wrong for me to have my junk out the whole time now, but if it keeps me from explaining I'm not supposed to be a bunny to these animals it's a sacrifice I'm taking I suppose. "Right… I'll go invite some friends. Anything else you like to add sir." She rolled her eyes at me. She took to the air lowering toward me. I cross my arms. "Not that I can think of." I replied, putting my paw on my hip. I never understood why I did that. It felt comfortable. With that the bird flew off to who knows where. Probably to invite guests. I hop over to what I can only assume was the kitchen. For what it's worth it was a good place. Really clean for a pony's kitchen. I try pulling on the fridge in there. It was challenging because of my size, but eventually whatever was keeping it shut releases. I tumble backwards like a tumbleweed before landing back on my butt. Looking forward into the expanse that is the fridge, I am met with a glorious display of food. A whole drawer with bagged veggies and apples, some cheeses in another drawer all neatly stacked, and even eggs at the top shelf. That was all I saw at just a glimpse though, as there were jugs of milk and orange juice and… is that? Stored in the back of the fridge behind everything else I saw what looked like beer glasses? They were beer glasses! I jump into the fridge. Brrr! It was cold! I slide by the milk into the back of the fridge. Caretaker Fluttershy has beers in her fridge? Why? Does she ever drink or does she use it for cooking with flavor like some cooks do? I should probably ask when she gets home. I grab a hold of a bottle pulling it to the front of the fridge. I stand it up in front of the milk. "That's a nice place to put it." I say admiring my work. I hop back in to get the rest of the bottles. One by one I bring them to the front. "Perfect. This party is going to be the fire! Now what do I do about decorations?" I say shivering. Yeah that was my cue to get the hell out of here. I jumped out the fridge slamming the door shut. Where was I again? Right, decorations. I survey the kitchen thinking hard on what I could use here. Maybe some pots? No no that's dumb. Wait, pots for a drum set with ladles as sticks! Of course why didn’t I think of that before! And a disco ball would be cool! I don’t have one on me though, nor does my caretaker most likely. Maybe I could create one? As I searched through the cabinets I thought about the disco ball idea. I found several pots. Two large ones and two smaller ones. How do I make a disco ball? It would have to be made of metal or tinfoil… it’d have to have a ball shape and it had to have a light shining on it too. Well the light part I didn’t know. Do these ponies have anything that could shoot bright light at a central point? Besides the fridge I don’t see anything that would be considered modern technology. Exploring the kitchen a bit I find a step stool I could use to climb onto the upper cabinets. Well that could be useful in the future. I head to the front of it pushing on the lower step. It moves. I shove it over to a counter and climb the stool. Fuck! It was still a jump distance to the edge! I thought about giving up. It was hopeless there was no way I could make a jump that high! That’s when I remembered my predicament checking out my legs. I pick up one of my legs wiggling my foot around in a circle. Of course! I’m a bunny. I have some extra juice in these springs! I slam my foot down launching myself high. I reach out for the cabinet’s edge, but I just barely miss it. I fall back down and rebound with both of my legs this time and almost as if by miracle I land on top of it. I pant for a moment, quite surprised that I could leap that high. Once I’m good and situated I look through the drawers on the front. I found two scoopers I could use for drumsticks. “Haha! These’ll be perfect!” I hop down without any fear or care in the world. I had to make this party epic! I waddle over to the nearby doorway propping the sticks up against the wall next to it. Then after I pull some pots out from another cabinet, but all at once I scream when they topple over falling straight for me! I hop away just in time as the pots fall all around me with a loud symphony of clashes. “Shit shit AHHHH My ears!” The loud clashes made my ears ring for a while. I sat there in shock trying to recuperate. For a while I could hear nothing but the ringing in my ears. Eventually it stopped and I ended up taking the appropriate pots for the job. Four should be enough right? I made sure each of them was a different size so they would make different sounds when hit. One by one I drag each of the pots into the living room. It was hard work, but I eventually got them all. After I was finished with that I scour the place for anything that could be used for a disco ball. If I could find a ball shape I could maybe use that to my advantage. Eventually I found what I’m looking for. Underneath the caretaker’s green couch I found a paddleball. “Seriously? Who leaves their toy just lying around?” I say gesturing to the paddleball. Caretaker Fluttershy couldn’t own it right? She doesn’t seem the type to use that kind of thing. Could this be my toy? I could definitely see this bunny using something like this when he’s bored. “Sorry Angel, But I need this party more than you need this, despite how cool it is.” I say to no one in particular. With that I bring the string to my mouth and bite down hard with my two front teeth snapping the ball off of the paddle. I head back to the kitchen thinking there might be tinfoil wrap in there. Once again I scour the kitchen low to the ground at first, but finding nothing there I hopped back onto the higher portions. “Wow I’m getting a bit better at this hopping thing, but it’s starting to hurt my legs.” I say. I must be overexerting myself. After all a bunny can only use such an amount of energy at a time right? Maybe, I’m not a zoologist. What should I know? Then over at the edge of the counter I stood on behind the sink there it was. The glorious tinfoil wrap. I carefully pulled the wrap out of its roll and cut it appropriately at the right size I wanted. I hopped back to the ball I had left. I carefully wrapped the tinfoil around the ball making sure there weren’t any major creases in it. I made a few folds tucking them inside to minimize this. Now satisfied with my work so far I hopped over to my bunny bed placing it there for safe keeping. “Okay how the hell do I make this an actual disco ball. It needs panels… I need a sharpie. But do they even have sharpies in this world?” I wondered aloud. I wanted to ask around. There didn’t appear to be anyone around, however I did notice a hole in the far left wall from where I stood. Jackpot. I do my thing now and hop to the hole. Obviously one of those mouse holes from those cartoons I always watched. I never actually believed they actually nested in walls like that, yet here I am. I knock on the neighboring wall next to the hole and wait. Sure enough a white mouse walks out. At first he was excited, but then he saw me and frowned. “And what might I ask, are you doing here?” Asks the mouse in a particularly intriguing British accent. Just how bad was this Angel jerk, that nobody in this god forsaken house wanted anything to do with him? Doesn’t matter. What matters is inviting some guests over around the place and getting things ready to go. “I’m just going around the place looking for guests for a party. The pony’s going to be gone for a while so we have a bit to do whatever.” I smirk showing my sincerity for the situation. The mouse frowned. “You want to invite me for a leisurely party while Master Shy is away?” He laughs. “I would rather not! Especially with you driving the party forward!” he gestured to me with a smirk of his own. I back up with a frown of my own. “Well fine. We can have plenty of fun without you. I would uninvite you but you kind of live here and it’s not really fun with just two or three guests.” I comment. Pissed at this guy’s stuck up attitude. I was turning tail to leave for other guests when the rodent stopped me. “Although… I could humor you Angel. A party does sound riveting on a day like this. You haven’t a secret plan to terrorize the birds this time? Steal someone’s favorite seat?” I turn around to glance at the proper rodent. Giving a sigh and a frown, I cross my arms while tapping my comically large rabbit foot. “Y’know, not everything I do is going to be malicious. I want to have fun, sure but that’s my only goal right now.” “So be it… I’ll be out when the music kicks.” he bows. “There is going to be music right?” I roll my eyes and laugh. “Of course! What kind of a bangin party would it be if there was none!” With that, I hop out towards the backyard searching for more party attendants outside… One thought went through my mind at that moment. As I was heading out to the chicken coup. I couldn’t wait to get a taste of that beer. Author's Note I'm back! Sorry for the hiatus I've been so busy with other writing stuff that fimfic wasn't on my mind. (I use docs to edit my chapters before pasting them in) I've also had a lot of blockage. never been to a really bangin party before. so I'm kinda on the fence here how to set up one. In other news, I finally updated the story cover! Now it's finally NOT UGLY!
