I shut my eyes immediately. Ouch that fucking hurt. Just who was that yelling at me and what was that flash of light? I open my eyes and I am immediately thrown off by perspective.

I was staring up at a ceiling that was so high up it looked like it came from one of those nursery rhymes. Are you serious? Am I hallucinating? I sit up and look at the cushion I was sitting on. It appeared to be a huge pet bed!

Wait a minute is that fur attached to me!? I take a gander at my surroundings. I was back at caretaker Fluttershy's place. I recognize it from my dream. Does that mean I'm dreaming again? But I didn't go to sleep this time! Something weird is going on. This all feels so real but it couldn't be right?

"If this is real then I ought to get used to it… if not I might as well make the best of it anyway." I deadpan. I jump out of the pet bed and I'm about to run off in search of someone to talk to when I hear the sound of crinkling paper.

I back up checking below my feet. My big bunny feet and see a note addressed to… Angel? Right. That's what that pony and everyone else calls me in this place.
I squint at the paper reading the note.

Dear angel,

I'm sorry if I left without saying goodbye and feeding you. I had to head out for some shopping and then I have to head back to the sanctuary to look after things!
I'll be back later probably at night. Don't worry about me, I can be strong. I left your food in the bowl next to your bed. It shouldn't go bad in the water. Be back soon!

Fluttershy

That's really strange. First of all how in the heck does this pony expect her pet bunny to read this note? Secondly how in the hell did I even read this chicken scratch!? It doesn't look like English writing but I can still somehow make out the words.

Wait when did she say she would get back? Later at night. So it's nobody here but me and a few animals. All alone without anyone to control me? Sounds like a party. I smirk.

I hop over to a nearby bird nest. It was several feet in the air far beyond my reach, but I wonder if I tried to…

I put my paws up to my mouth and whistle. I whistle!

I watch as a blue bird jumps at the loud whistle. Its feathers stand on end like ones hair does when electrocuted. The bird looks down looking very displeased if her expression was any indication.

"Just what do YOU want Angel! I was in the middle of my nap!" Says the female bird. I could tell it was female by her voice. And by the tone of her voice she wasn't much a fan of this Angel fellow either. I grin a bit hiding my annoyance.

"How would you like to get a party started here in this place? Fluttershy won't be here til nightfall and I don't think she'll mind." I propose to the feathered friend above.

"Ha! Like I would stir up some trouble for someone like you!"

"Come on it'll be fun! Besides if things get too messy we can help with the cleanup afterwards." I say being partially sincere. The last thing I wanted was to help with cleaning at this size but I also would hate an angry caretaker.

"You're not just saying that so the rest of us have to cover for you are you?" She accuses me. Honestly I didn't want to clean anything, but I wanted to do a party. And I'm not a complete dickhead.

"Well certainly not this time. Bunny's honor. And if I skip out I could… hm." I think about what I would sacrifice if I didn't keep my promise.

"You could?" She asks me trying to rush me.

"Well I could put on a maiden outfit and help clean for a full day. Like that'll ever happen anyways. Who has clothes that small anyway?" I say.

"Angel Bunny, you have yourself a deal. I'll indulge in this offer." Says the blue bird. I jump in place at the offer going through. I pull my arms away as if I were about to run.

"Wait seriously!? You actually have one!? And it's a deal!?" I shout up to her. I was just spouting bullshit, I didn't actually think that this deal would happen. Whatever its best to just roll with it. I sigh.

"Caretaker Fluttershy likes to get us pleasantries sometimes. Is it that shocking?" She asks. I try to pretend to be a dummy.

"Oh right. How could I forget something like that?" I say slapping my forehead. I pull my skin down until I let go of my face so it snaps back in place for extra effect.

"You don't take me for a clothes guy Angel." Says the bird.

"Oh no I don't need clothes! I'm just very close to Fluttershy That's all." I clear up. Honestly I wouldn't mind having clothes on. It feels wrong for me to have my junk out the whole time now, but if it keeps me from explaining I'm not supposed to be a bunny to these animals it's a sacrifice I'm taking I suppose.

"Right… I'll go invite some friends. Anything else you like to add sir." She rolled her eyes at me. She took to the air lowering toward me. I cross my arms.

"Not that I can think of." I replied, putting my paw on my hip. I never understood why I did that. It felt comfortable. With that the bird flew off to who knows where. Probably to invite guests.

I hop over to what I can only assume was the kitchen. For what it's worth it was a good place. Really clean for a pony's kitchen.

I try pulling on the fridge in there. It was challenging because of my size, but eventually whatever was keeping it shut releases. I tumble backwards like a tumbleweed before landing back on my butt.

Looking forward into the expanse that is the fridge, I am met with a glorious display of food. A whole drawer with bagged veggies and apples, some cheeses in another drawer all neatly stacked, and even eggs at the top shelf.

That was all I saw at just a glimpse though, as there were jugs of milk and orange juice and… is that? Stored in the back of the fridge behind everything else I saw what looked like beer glasses?

They were beer glasses! I jump into the fridge. Brrr! It was cold! I slide by the milk into the back of the fridge. Caretaker Fluttershy has beers in her fridge? Why? Does she ever drink or does she use it for cooking with flavor like some cooks do? I should probably ask when she gets home.

I grab a hold of a bottle pulling it to the front of the fridge. I stand it up in front of the milk. "That's a nice place to put it." I say admiring my work. I hop back in to get the rest of the bottles. One by one I bring them to the front.

"Perfect. This party is going to be the fire! Now what do I do about decorations?" I say shivering. Yeah that was my cue to get the hell out of here. I jumped out the fridge slamming the door shut.

Where was I again? Right, decorations. I survey the kitchen thinking hard on what I could use here. Maybe some pots? No no that's dumb. Wait, pots for a drum set with ladles as sticks! Of course why didn’t I think of that before! And a disco ball would be cool! I don’t have one on me though, nor does my caretaker most likely. Maybe I could create one? As I searched through the cabinets I thought about the disco ball idea. I found several pots. Two large ones and two smaller ones.

How do I make a disco ball? It would have to be made of metal or tinfoil… it’d have to have a ball shape and it had to have a light shining on it too. Well the light part I didn’t know. Do these ponies have anything that could shoot bright light at a central point? Besides the fridge I don’t see anything that would be considered modern technology.

Exploring the kitchen a bit I find a step stool I could use to climb onto the upper cabinets. Well that could be useful in the future. I head to the front of it pushing on the lower step. It moves. I shove it over to a counter and climb the stool. Fuck! It was still a jump distance to the edge! I thought about giving up. It was hopeless there was no way I could make a jump that high! That’s when I remembered my predicament checking out my legs.

I pick up one of my legs wiggling my foot around in a circle. Of course! I’m a bunny. I have some extra juice in these springs!

I slam my foot down launching myself high. I reach out for the cabinet’s edge, but I just barely miss it. I fall back down and rebound with both of my legs this time and almost as if by miracle I land on top of it. I pant for a moment, quite surprised that I could leap that high. Once I’m good and situated I look through the drawers on the front. I found two scoopers I could use for drumsticks.

“Haha! These’ll be perfect!” I hop down without any fear or care in the world. I had to make this party epic! I waddle over to the nearby doorway propping the sticks up against the wall next to it. Then after I pull some pots out from another cabinet, but all at once I scream when they topple over falling straight for me! I hop away just in time as the pots fall all around me with a loud symphony of clashes.

“Shit shit AHHHH My ears!” The loud clashes made my ears ring for a while. I sat there in shock trying to recuperate. For a while I could hear nothing but the ringing in my ears. Eventually it stopped and I ended up taking the appropriate pots for the job. Four should be enough right? I made sure each of them was a different size so they would make different sounds when hit. One by one I drag each of the pots into the living room. It was hard work, but I eventually got them all.

After I was finished with that I scour the place for anything that could be used for a disco ball. If I could find a ball shape I could maybe use that to my advantage. Eventually I found what I’m looking for. Underneath the caretaker’s green couch I found a paddleball.

“Seriously? Who leaves their toy just lying around?” I say gesturing to the paddleball. Caretaker Fluttershy couldn’t own it right? She doesn’t seem the type to use that kind of thing. Could this be my toy? I could definitely see this bunny using something like this when he’s bored.

“Sorry Angel, But I need this party more than you need this, despite how cool it is.” I say to no one in particular. With that I bring the string to my mouth and bite down hard with my two front teeth snapping the ball off of the paddle. I head back to the kitchen thinking there might be tinfoil wrap in there. Once again I scour the kitchen low to the ground at first, but finding nothing there I hopped back onto the higher portions.

“Wow I’m getting a bit better at this hopping thing, but it’s starting to hurt my legs.” I say. I must be overexerting myself. After all a bunny can only use such an amount of energy at a time right? Maybe, I’m not a zoologist. What should I know? Then over at the edge of the counter I stood on behind the sink there it was. The glorious tinfoil wrap. I carefully pulled the wrap out of its roll and cut it appropriately at the right size I wanted. I hopped back to the ball I had left.

I carefully wrapped the tinfoil around the ball making sure there weren’t any major creases in it. I made a few folds tucking them inside to minimize this. Now satisfied with my work so far I hopped over to my bunny bed placing it there for safe keeping.

“Okay how the hell do I make this an actual disco ball. It needs panels… I need a sharpie. But do they even have sharpies in this world?” I wondered aloud. I wanted to ask around. There didn’t appear to be anyone around, however I did notice a hole in the far left wall from where I stood. Jackpot.

I do my thing now and hop to the hole. Obviously one of those mouse holes from those cartoons I always watched. I never actually believed they actually nested in walls like that, yet here I am. I knock on the neighboring wall next to the hole and wait. Sure enough a white mouse walks out. At first he was excited, but then he saw me and frowned.

“And what might I ask, are you doing here?” Asks the mouse in a particularly intriguing British accent. Just how bad was this Angel jerk, that nobody in this god forsaken house wanted anything to do with him? Doesn’t matter. What matters is inviting some guests over around the place and getting things ready to go.

“I’m just going around the place looking for guests for a party. The pony’s going to be gone for a while so we have a bit to do whatever.” I smirk showing my sincerity for the situation.

The mouse frowned. “You want to invite me for a leisurely party while Master Shy is away?” He laughs. “I would rather not! Especially with you driving the party forward!” he gestured to me with a smirk of his own.

I back up with a frown of my own. “Well fine. We can have plenty of fun without you. I would uninvite you but you kind of live here and it’s not really fun with just two or three guests.” I comment. Pissed at this guy’s stuck up attitude. I was turning tail to leave for other guests when the rodent stopped me.

“Although… I could humor you Angel. A party does sound riveting on a day like this. You haven’t a secret plan to terrorize the birds this time? Steal someone’s favorite seat?”

I turn around to glance at the proper rodent. Giving a sigh and a frown, I cross my arms while tapping my comically large rabbit foot. “Y’know, not everything I do is going to be malicious. I want to have fun, sure but that’s my only goal right now.”

“So be it… I’ll be out when the music kicks.” he bows. “There is going to be music right?”

I roll my eyes and laugh. “Of course! What kind of a bangin party would it be if there was none!” With that, I hop out towards the backyard searching for more party attendants outside…

One thought went through my mind at that moment. As I was heading out to the chicken coup. I couldn’t wait to get a taste of that beer.

Author's Note

I'm back! Sorry for the hiatus I've been so busy with other writing stuff that fimfic wasn't on my mind. (I use docs to edit my chapters before pasting them in)

I've also had a lot of blockage. never been to a really bangin party before. so I'm kinda on the fence here how to set up one.

In other news, I finally updated the story cover! Now it's finally NOT UGLY!