Eris's Closet of Fun-sanity

"Are you kidding me?!?" Celestia's voice boomed as she tried her best to restrain herself, lest she end up blasting a hole through the wall. "All of that destruction and warped property and it 'wasn't a big deal'?!?"

Eris rolled her eyes and floated above Celestia, making some of the books flap around her and dropping letters on the floor like bird plops. "Honestly, I don't see the big deeeal~ No one's really hurt!"

"There are several ponies in the hospital trying to get their lower halves turned back into normal!! Who even thinks of turning their legs into squid tentacles??"

"Hehehehe..."

"It's not funny! Ponies are seriously hurt!"

Eris raised her eyebrow. "Really? They were hurt?"

"Well... No, but someone could be really hurt, or super embarrassed considering they couldn't control them!!"

"Yes, but no one was actually hurt, so it's no big deal~" She whipped out an apple and peeled it like a banana, revealing an orange's interior which was thrown and splatted onto Celestia's face for the much more appealing peel. The princess growled and wiped her face of the blue mess, gripping her fists tight as she took a long deep breath. "Eris, if you don't take care of this problem right now and be on your best behavior for the feast tomorrow night, I promise you that I'm gonna send a few letters to make sure you get back to your old place in the Canterlot Garden."

The threat of petrification caused the draconequus to stiffen up, gripping her claw slowly as she turned to her colleague with a very uncharacteristically calm smile on her face. She floated down and stretched her body in midair to meet her gaze, her grin widening slowly. "So, you're gonna stone me if I don't be a good girl, huh?"

Celestia's eyes widened as she backed up, realizing she might have made an error in angering Eris. "I-I'm sorry, Eris. I didn't mean to threaten you like that. I-It's just that all this chaos is making my job harder!"

"Well then, why don't you change that??" Eris puffed her cheeks, steam coming from her head. "You're in charge!! you could do all the crazy stuff you wanted to do again, remember???" She snapped her fingers and produced a long list drawn in crayon and gradually moving to colored ink, then full quill by the end. "Silly outfits all the time, a garden of cake, a big statue of you? What happened to all those crazy dreams??"

Celestia sighed. She recalled when they were younger, they would spend many nights pranking the guards and writing up a list that was filled with the most absurd ideas she would implement when she ruled. That list was filled to the brim with nonsensical wishes and desires that the two shared, and added as the years passed. That was, of course, before she realized how much of a struggle it was to actually run a kingdom. "I know I thought a lot like you back then, but it's different now. There are so many responsibilities I must tend to, and... Well..." She moved a bit of her flowing mane to the side. "Those dreams just aren't a reality."

The princess looked over at Eris and was quite shocked to see her looking down a bit, fiddling with the list with her mismatched claws. "Where did the time go, Celly...?" She muttered, Celestia moving closer and gently embracing her with a warm hug. "A long ways away..."

Eris wrapped her arms around Celestia and the two hugged for a moment. Then, all of a sudden, she sprung up, a lightbulb appearing above her head with a Ding! "I got it! I know how we can have our old fun again!!"

Celestia looked back in surprise, but before she could even ask what was going through the madwoman's mind, Eris snapped her lion paw, producing a massive set of wooden doors. Celestia stepped back a bit, gazing in awe. "Eris, what... What is that?!?"

"What, don't you recognize it? It's my closet~!" She opened up the doors, revealing a massive swirling vortex that pulled Celestia closer and closer into it, despite her attempts to escape. That was when the bottom of her dress, ripped open, revealing her thin, white G-String. She let out a yelp and instinctively tried to cover up, but with one quick tug, she was thrown into the vortex, the door shutting behind her as Eris cleaned her hands, dust appearing with every clap of them. "There we go, Celly! Don't worry, things will be so much better when you're done in there!" She leaned against the floating doors and was ready to wait for her closet to do its thing when she realized something.

"... Wait, Celly wears a thong??"

The sounds of Celestia's screams couldn't even be heard as she flew through a cornucopia of colors. Reminded of Eris's piercing gaze, she instinctively covered her eyes, trying to avoid any mind-altering effects on the way up, down, and all around. Time was twisting, space was warping, and it wasn't long before the princess was met with a sudden drop and a meeting with several landings down a series of hard objects.

"Oof! Ow! Ow Ahh! Ow D'oh! Eek!"

The sounds of horns, bonks, musical instruments, and various waterfowl were met as she tumbled down,e eventually landing facefirst on what she assumed to be solid ground, despite the BOING that came from it. "Mmmgh..." Her groans were muffled as she tried to get up, prying her face off the ground and causing her face to stretch until it snapped back, tiny flying books floating around her head and her face flattened in the most comical way if you were a chaos goddess. As for Celestia, she was unamused, shaking everything back into place and shooing the books off with a hand. That's when she got a look at the area around her.

The sky was a mess of colors, weird primordial shapes forming and morphing in different directions before reshaping into something new. The ground was a patchwork of different landscapes (some she recognized, some clearly only existent in Eris's demented mind), large chunks floating in nothing, and everything looked so... Colorful. It wasn't just the pastel color of her home, but a mix of clashing colors, from dark blues that were somehow bright to neon colors that just hurt her eyes to look at.

"Very funny, Eris!!" She called out to the sky. "Now get me out of here so I can show you what I think is funny!!" No response was given. She tapped her foot a bit, waiting for something to happen. "I mean it, Eris! I'm going to count to three, and you better have me out of here!" Again, nothing. "One... Two..."

SPLAT!!!

Her vision was blackened as a bookbird unleashed a gob of ink and letters on her face, flying off with its collection.

"Three." She wiped off the gunk before it stained her face and wiped it on the ground, to which the grass slapped her hand for it. She responded by singing the ground under her and letting out a sigh. "Right. Looks like I need to get out of here on my own." She turned to the mountain she just fell from and started to walk, only to realize something. Wait, since when would following logic in Eris's world actually allow me to leave? It'll probably just lead me somewhere in the closet. Her cries of frustration at trying to figure out which way was the correct path based on the flighty and insane whims of a goddess of chaos rang out, causing many of the active "wildlife" to scurry about. "Well... It's probably wrong no matter where I go... I might as well take the path that won't make me fall for one of her pranks..." She turned and walked towards an extremely Seussian forest, taking one more deep breath to calm her nerves before bracing for whatever lay ahead.

Celestia would see just how maddening things were the more she traversed the forest. Chimeras back home looked more normal compared to some of the flora and fauna, with trees with rubber bark and giggling leaves, or monkeys with lamps for faces. Not to mention that almost all of it was perverted beyond all belief! Her least favorite were these weird suction cup plants that kept darting for her if she got too close. She made good attempts to keep a distance from them as she wandered through the jungle floor. What she wasn't expecting was a sudden and swift crack to the face by a branch landing her right on the ground and clutching her snout.

"Agh!! Freaking... Trees!!! I didn't even touch the-!!"

She looked around and noticed that the plants were all watching her, open pucker mouths drooling a weird, white substance. "U-Uhhh... Nice plants...?" She giggled nervously before they pounced atop her and dove right for her body. "Eeeek!!! B-Back off you weird foliage!!" She formed a small barrier around herself, the plants all suckling at it, but not doing much but "drooling" over it. "Ha! Looks like Eris can't outsmart me yet!!" Tia said with a confident smile right as a vine poked from the dirt and wrapped around her horn, causing the magic to slowly fizzle out. "Oh, come on!!" she yelled as she reached up, only to have more vines wrap around and bind her wrists and ankles to the ground. Within a matter of seconds, the barrier fizzled out and the plants dove back in.

"Wait wait, nooooo!!" She yelped as they quickly made work of her dress, suckling it to scraps and going for her body. Her snow-white face turned a shade of pink as she felt several mouths suckle her body, from her neck to her breasts and down to her toes. She whimpered, trying her best not to be aroused by the feeling of drooling mouths lubricating her body with this white, tingly fluid. She breathed slowly, holding back her mewls of pleasure as her body got warmer and more sensitive. "A-Ahhh... St-Stooop...~" Her back arched slowly as her wriggling got weaker and weaker, but she still didn't stop trying to escape. Then she saw one appear right between her legs.

"H-Huh??" She looked down at a plant moving its suckling mouth down toward her crotch. "Hey, s-stop!! There's nothing down there for yo-OOOOO~!!" Her eyes bulged out as she felt the mouth suckle onto her clit, juices spilling out as her most sensitive spot felt as if it were on the wrong end of a vacuum cleaner. Her back arched as she howled like a monkey in heat, sharp spikes of pure estrus hitting her so hard, she failed to feel the change. It was hard to tell for the orgasm-drunk princess, but she could swear she felt something... Stretching... Her blurry vision could barely look past her chest as it was being suckled on, she could only see the plant moving back, bit by bit before collapsing in a pool of her own fluids and twitching with a goofy smile.

A stirring dizziness, followed by a throbbing of the brain... That's what met Celestia as she awoke. Her vision sill blurred as her eyes cracked open, staring up at the endlessly shifting skies that resembled surrealist paintings rather than the sky. The feeling of pleasure was gone, and a few glances confirmed that it wasn't due to losing her sense of touch. The plants were dead asleep. She slowly stood up, careful not to wake them, but her legs were still numb from lack of use. Who knows how long she was out? It didn't help that her legs kept slapping together-...

Shutting her eyes tight as she left the patch, she reached down and patted her crotch. A thick, veiny appendage jiggled between her legs as she touched it, sending weird sensations through her body. She shook her head, mouthing, "No no no no no..." as her eyes cracked open, looking down to see a thick, flaccid cock and a pair of heavy, weighty balls. She took a slow, deep breath, feeling herself slip into a tranquil state as she walked out of the forest and into what looked like a plains area... Before letting out a scream that shook the cotton candy clouds down, splatting like rotten tomatoes.

"P-P-Penis??" She panicked as she looked at her huge cock and gave it a couple of panicked pokes. "Th-That... No way... It's really..." She took it in her hand and stroked it gently. Doing so caused her legs to buckle as she moaned loudly. "W-What was...?" She muttered as she stroked her cock a bit more. Never before had she felt anything as wonderful as this. Eating the best cake in the world felt subpar compared to this. Even when she was trying to stop, all she could focus on was her astonishing cock.

"H-Haaaah... Th-This is... So dirty..." She breathed out as she spread her legs, stroking faster. "I-I need to... F-Find a way... O... O-OUUUUTTT!!" With a single thrust, she came hard, but rather than thick ropes of seed, sparkly bubbles flew out and floated around. She watched while she panted as they floated in front of her face. She slowly reached out to one...

POP! POP POP!

Before they popped into a cloud of pretty sparkles. Somehow, the princess's head began to feel lighter with each pop. She stared at them with wide eyes and smiled. Something in the back of her mind told her that was wrong, but those thoughts became nothing more than bubbles and sparkles as more spilled from her cock. Eventually, she gave herself a cartoonish slap to snap out of it.

"N-No time for distractions! Princess Celestidiot needs to go and find a way back to her throne!" With that, Celestidiot kept on marching through the chaotic lands.

Princess Celestidiot kept walking for some time, admiring the creativity of Eris's twisted mind. However, she couldn't seem to find anything that looked like a way out. After some time, she found that her stomach was growling. That usually meant something right?

As she stood there and scratched her head, she noticed a number of trees nearby, each of them having a pair of giant juicy peaches. Those fruits bounced up and down, jiggling and squishing for anyone to watch and eat them. Celestidiot's mouth watered, and her stomach growled. That was right! She was hungry! She walked over to the tree and did her best to reach up, but no matter how high she jumped, she couldn't get those booty-ful peaches. She remembered there was a way that farmers took down fruit from trees.

An agonizingly long attempt at thinking, and she had the solution. She turned around and pushed her butt against the tree, slamming her butt into it. It made perfect sense to her, and sure enough, she was rewarded for her genius with a number of juicy fruits that twerked on the ground. She didn't even wait, instead diving down and scarfing the fruits like she hadn't eaten in days.

As Celestidiot savored her meal, her butt was being rewarded with a few extra sizes, slowly stretching her thong until it snapped. It soon reached the point where the slightest wiggle made those cheeks wobble like jelly. Then, as she sat there face down and ass up, an odd drum flew by and found a new person who would play it. It zipped around erratically, Celestidiot not even noticing as it attached just above her tail. The celestial tail in question was soon warping, the shimmering hairs morphing into a drumstick with a big soft handle.

Finally, as the princess finished, she let out a burp which caused the word BURP to fly out of her mouth and land in a nearby soda lake. It was a good meal, but now she had to keep going to find her throne. "Princess Sun Butt needs to return to her subjects!" She proudly walked down the hill she was on, happily humming to the thumping drum beat that played with every step that she made.

How long has Princess Sun Butt been walking? She didn't feel tired, and if she was hungry or thirsty, all she needed to do was stick her head in a lake or eat whatever fell from the sky. It all tasted yummy. Plus, every so often, her stiff cock felt the urge to cum, so she'd stroke and cum out more bubbles. It was such a nice feeling. There was only one thing bothering her.

"I'm booooored!" She shouted as she sat on the blue grass. Walking and cumming was nice, but she wanted more fun things to do. A game to play or a friend to play with. Just something to kill the time as she would find that throne. She thought about how dull it was back in Equestria and rubbed her chin with how she could make it more fun.

Suddenly, she noticed two things next to her: A trumpet and a shiny purple hat. In some part of her mind, she remembered that playing music was always good for coming up with ideas. Plus, the hat looked pretty snazzy.

The moment Sun Butt placed the hat on her head, her eyes widened. Suddenly, her head began to swim with new ideas. Bold ideas. Ideas on how to make Equestria into Fun-questria! They were so overwhelming that her eyes began to swirl around and around in a cacophony of pretty colors.

"Chocolate slide instead of a train... Dildos in every seat... Mandatory crazy hairstyles..." She muttered as she put the trumpet to her mouth and started to blow. Sparkles and colors flew out as she marched forward, and whatever those colors and sparkles hit became whatever her silly mind came up with. The sound mixed with the booty drums perfectly, and every time she took a step, she let out another cum bubble. She didn't even need to stroke it anymore. She didn't even need to think about it. She was doing it all on her own, all because it was fun.

Fun... She thought as she marched towards a funny-looking door. Equestria should be... Fun! Cause I'm... Princess Fun Slut! Princess of Fun! As Princess Fun Slut played her trumpet and got closer to the door, the only thing on her mind was how much fun she planned to have with Eris.