It's been over a month since Timber Spruce and Twilight Sparkle have broken up, and Timber is NOT HAPPY about it. Fortunately, he has plans to win her back, and for a master lady-killer, winning his ex back should be no problem-o. Well, a chance encounter with a bitingly sarcastic prep school girl forces Timber to finally see the glaring flaws in his wooing technique. Maybe Timber not only needs to change techniques but also needs to change targets.

Shippy story, but not quite enough for a romance tag.

Title is a reference to: [embed] https://youtu.be/3dMyVeonqqg [/embed]