Vintavia Scralody Season 1

Derpy and Dinky hooves are at Vinyl and Octavia’s house as Derpy knocks on the door. The duo answers it and they open the door revealing their faces as they have blood shot eyes looking tired.

“Oh hi.” Said Vinyl waving tiredly.

“Aah! What happened to you?” Asked Derpy looking surprised. “Your eyes look like saggy oysters!”

“Well, long story short: Vinyl and I played video games for the rest of the night.” Replied Octavia.

“We only did it because of a long day of music playing and stuff.” Added Vinyl.

Derpy sighed. “Well, I’m glad you’re awake. I have to help Dr. Whooves with something big. In the meantime, I want you two to take care of dinky.”

Vinyl and Octavia glanced at each other and then back at Derpy.

“Why can’t Lyra and Bonbon do it?” Asked Vinyl rubbing her eyes.

“They’re busy.” Replied the Pegasus.

Vinyl groaned from being tired. “Alright, where’s the kid?”

The unicorn walked towards the duo and drew them a picture of big foot.

“Wow, that’s really good.” Said Octavia lying.

“We'll be back at four o'clock. Can you manage her till then?” Asked Derpy.

“Don't worry, We’ll take it from here.” Said Vinyl

“Thanks girls.” Said Derpy giving the pair a hug and then flying off.

“I think everything will be just…” Vinyl said as She and Octavia fall asleep, blacks out. “fine…”

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Later in the day: Vinyl is putting together something that vaguely resembles a snowman made of fruit. When she realizes what she is doing, she screams in fear and inches away.

“Vinyl! What’s happening?!” Exclaimed Octavia in fear.

“Uh, I don't know, Tavi!” Exclaimed Vinyl in fear.

“Something's wrong with that! Check our symptoms on the Internet!” Suggested the gray mare.

“I'm not sure searching online for "fruit snowman surprise" would yield the most constructive results! WHERE ARE YOU?!” Screamed the Unicorn.

Octavia is in the living room with a toy that looks like Vinyl. “In the middle of losing my mind, I think.” She Answers as a panicking Vinyl runs in.

“Octavia! WHERE IS DINKY?”

Vinyl and start walking around the house calling for Dinky's name in panic.

Vinyl checks the oven. “Dinky?”

Octavia checks in the trash. “Dinky?”

Vinyl checks in the fridge. “Dinky?”

Octavia checks in a potato chip bag. “Dinky?”

They're in their room. Vinyl looks at Octavia disbelievingly, then smacks the bag away.

“We have to find her!” Exclaimed the white unicorn.

Octavia starts talking like she is drunk. “Or we dress me like Dinky, her parents take me back with them, I join their family, and they raise me as their daughter. Twenty years later -
Congratulations, Depry’s sister, you're gonna be a mother!”

“What?” Said a Confused Vinyl.

“Then I move to the suburbs with Pompadour, my rainbow frog husband, and raise a couple of windmills and…” Vinyl slaps her and she comes to her senses. “Yeah! We need to find her!”

The roommates go outside, walking drowsily.

“Should we just order a cab?” Requested Octavia.

“Yeah, that should help us cover a little bit more of the neighborhood.” Agreed Vinyl.

The two friends fix their postures. Vinyl and Octavia attempt to order a cab but they black out just as it is ordered.

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The girls wake up in an upside-down police carriage at manehatten. They notice and fall down from their seats. They shout in fear as they realize what's going on. They hold on to each other while doing so.

”OFFICER!!! DO SOMETHING, PLEASE! DO SOMETHING!!!!!” Screamed Vinyl at the top of her lungs.

The carriage goes through a traffic jam, and somehow makes it out of there in one piece. Vinyl and Octavia are still hugging each other.

“OFFICER, WAKE UP!” Shouted Octavia.

The police mare woke up “Uh...Agh! Wh... Why did you guys wake me up?!” He Exclaimed.

“Because we're in a carriage sliding down the road upside-down.” Answered Vinyl as she dispels all previous traces of fear.

“Well, thanks. Now I have to deal with two traumatic crashes rather than one!” Said the officer complaining.

“What do you mean?” Said Vinyl.

The carriage crashes into a lamp post as Vinyl and Octavia are speechless. The girls pull the police officer out.

“What is happening here, Buddy?! It's like our lives are being edited by a thirteen-year old vlogger or something. One minute, we're here and the next thing we know, we're like over there.” Said Vinyl looking concerned.

“I'm not sure. But it seems like every time we blink, time skips forward. So I say we don't close our eyes until we find Dinky.” Suggested the earth pony.

“Agreed!” Vinyl nodded. Her phone vibrates as she pulls it out and reads it. “Your cab is arriving.”

But when it does, it crashes into the police carriage, which totals both in a big explosion which makes Vinyl and Octavia close their eyes.

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When they wake up in the same location, Vinyl is punching someone and Octavia trying to stop her.

“No, stop it, stop it!!! Stop! No, stop it! ... Stop!” Yelled Octavia.

“WHAT?!!” Screamed Vinyl.

“I think we already got what we wanted…” Said Octavia.

“Dinkys in there?” Asked Vinyl referring to the briefcase Octavia is holding.

Money comes out of the case. Shocked, both mares shout.

“Where is she?” Panicked the Unicorn.

“More importantly, what do we do about him?” Octavia panicked gesturing at the pony lying on the floor: Sand Trap.

“But Dinky!” Yelled Vinyl.

“The innocent mugging victim!” Yelled Octavia.

“Okay, okay! We, uh, we...we... we make it look like it happened through natural causes!” Suggested The DJ.

“How?” Asked Octavia with an eyebrow raised.

Vinyl puts a note saying "ExERcise BLows". “There, like this.”

“Exercise blows.” Octavia reads the sign.

“...Yeah, maybe not. Oh, I know! We'll make it look like an accident!”

Results are shown: Sand Trap is in a canoe, grasping an oar as Vinyl looks impressively and Octavia concerned.

“There! A canoe accident. ...No, that's not quite right. ...Oh!” Vinyl puts on a radio and poses Sand Trap; he falls over. “This isn't working! What do we do?!”

Vinyl punches Sand Trap, reviving him. Both girls shriek in fear, holding each other as the elderly mare comes towards them, causing them to black out again.

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The girls wake up at a fair, being roared at by Razor, the red dragon. Vinyl interprets this as a threat.

“OH YEAH, RAZOR?! WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, GET READY FOR A TASTE OF MY... Uh... MY BULLFROG'S HARP!!!!!” Vinyl Roared as did Razor. “BACK OFF!!!!!”

“Vinyl, why are you so angry?!”

“I DUNNO!!! I'M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY!!!!!” The unicorn Screamed

Razor roars again

Vinyl as she uses her toy as a slingshot. “COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!”

Vinyl blacks out again.

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Both girls wake up at their house... now looking a tad bit worse for wear. Derpy, Dinky, and Dr Whooves are in front of them. Derpy has a suspicious look on her face.

“I have to say, Ladies, I took you for a bunch of slack-jawed buffoons, but... You did a really good job!” Said the Doctor smiling.

Both girls look at each other, worried. After a bit of suspense, Dinky's revealed to be with them!

“Hello.” Said Dinky.

“Dinky, say goodbye and get your stuff. Bye, kids!” Said Dr. Whooves leaving.

Vinyl and Octavia wave after Dr Whooves. Derpy stays and grows more suspicious.

“What Happened??!” Asked the Pegasus looking stern.

“Uh, nothing! Why would you say that?” Vinyl asks sheepishly. Derpy angrily points to Vinyl’s black eye, the plush that looks like Vinyl, Octavia’s bruised lips, the snowman made of fruits, and the stuffed bullfrog playing a harp. “Okay, okay. We lost her.”

“Then what happened?!”

“That's the thing. We don't really know.” Said Octavia.

“I do. Said Dinky stepping in. “It started when I arrived…”

Flashbacks to when Derpy drops off Dinky to Vinyl and Octavia.

“Thanks girls.” Said Derpy giving the pair a hug and then flying off.

“I think everything will be just…” Vinyl said as She and Octavia fall asleep. “fine…”

Vinyl places Dinky on the couch. “Would you like an orange juice?”

“Uh-huh.” Replied the filly.

Vinyl tiredly walks to the fridge and opens it. Before she gets the orange juice, the fridge chills her and she starts singing while building a snowman made of fruit from the fridge.

🎵“Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Chilling out like sauerkraut who just caught himself a trout! Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Always…”🎵

Vinyl continues singing as Dinky confusedly stares at her. She then hears Octavia and walks outside.

“Vinyl! Put your glasses on! The sun will burn you!” Said The earth pony lazily as she raises Viny’s spare glasses on air. A cat runs up to Octavia who then proceeds to scratch her face, causing her to scream and jump through the window. Dinky follows Octavia inside.

Flashback ends.

Derpy sighs. “Okay, what happened next?”

“Then they started harmonizing…” Replied Dinky.

Flashbacks to Vinyl and Octavia harmonizing.

“La la la la laaa.” Sung Vinyl.

“La la laaa.” Sung Octavia.

“La la laaa la la laaa.” They sung both.

Vinyl and Octavia continue harmonizing.

“That went on for about twenty minutes before I got bored and went to the backyard. Then when I came back, they were gone, so I went outside.” Dinky said narrating.

Dinky goes outside to meet Vinyl and Octavia trying to order a cab while a police officer shows up.

“Hey! What's going on here? Jaywalking, huh?” Said the male cop as the two mares hopped in the vehicle. “What the... Hey!”

“Hey do you have any mints or water?” Asked Vinyl.

“What?! Who do you think I am?!”

“A one-star driver by the look of it.” Answered Octavia.

“Yeah, not surprising when you see the state of the back seat. Smells like a turtle tank in here.” Added Vinyl as she and her marefriend giggled together.

“Right. I'm taking you two downtown. Maybe a night in the cells will improve your attitude.” Said the officer taking off.

“Dude, this tune blows. There's no lyrics. Do you mind if I just…” Said Vinyl as she tries to "change stations" while the cop tries to stop her.

“What the -- stop it!” Exclaimed the male pony.

Vinyl fiddles with the radio, causing random conversations to come from it. The police carriage starts swerving, flips upside down, and slides down the road. Dinky watches.

Flashback ends.

“Mm, did they have to call the fire department too? 'Cause that song sounds lit! No? Okay.” Said the unicorn grinning.

“What happened next, Dinky?” Asked Derpy ignoring what Vinyl said.

“Well, they went through manehattan looking for me.” Replied the sister.

Flashbacks to when Vinyl and Octavia look for Dinky in town, Calling her name out loud. Sand Trap walks past, smells his breath, and eats some mints. However, he starts choking on one and tries telling Vinyl and Octavia to help him.

“What are we gonna do?!” Exclaimed Octavia shaking Vinyl.

“You need to give him CPR.” Requested Dinky.

“Ahh, thank you, Dinky.” Said Vinyl and Octavia.

Octavia tries giving CPR to Sand Trap’s suitcase while Vinyl tries to give CPR to Sand Trap by repeatedly punching his chest.

Flashback ends.

“Wait, you were following us the whole time?” Said Vinyl raising an eyebrow.

“No, Dinky was using the Force to appear to you as a hologram.” Said Derpy Sarcastically.

“Right, I’m sure there’s an explanation for that too.” Octavia said sheepishly.

“OF COURSE SHE WAS WITH YOU!!!!” Roared Derpy, Frightening the two embraced mares.

“Wha-what happened after that guy worked up and attacked us?” Startled Vinyl.

“He didn’t attack you, he hugged you!” Corrected Dinky.

Sand Trap hugs the girls with gratitude. “Oh, thank you so much, you both saved my life! Anything, ask me for anything you like and I’ll buy it for you!”

“I would like the golden twinkle in an old man’s eye as he holds his infant granddaughter.” Said Vinyl not thinking straight.

“What?” Said the confused elder.

“That went on for a while, but you finally settled for a... stuffed bullfrog that plays the harp.” Dinky narrated as the flashback ends.

“Okay, but what about the fight with Razor?” Asked Octavia with an eyebrow raised.

“That happened when you bumped into a charity worker who asked if you wanted to save a filly. They only wanted a couple of bits but apparently you decided to go above and beyond.” Dinky explained.

Flashbacks to when Vinyl and Octavia are at the charity fair. A few other ponies are lined up for a kissing booth, with Razor in front.

“This is all for you, Dinky. Okay, Razor, let's get on with it.” Vinyl puckered with her lips.

“Actually, I'm in line for Octavia.” Said Razor.

“Uh uh uh, sorry, but I'm the only one who's allowed to kiss Octavia. That's in the rulebook.” Said Vinyl as she displays two waffles with staples sticking them together. “Right here.”

“That's not a rulebook. That's two potato waffles stapled together.” The dragon pointed out.

“Well if that's how it is then just beat it!” Vinyl growled.

“Then I want my money back.” Asked Razor.

“It says on waffle two, no refunds!” Replied the Unicorn.

Razor roars again

Vinyl as she uses her toy as a slingshot. “COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!”

Vinyl hits herself with the stick she was assaulting Razor with and falls down. Razor batts his eyes at at Octavia and goes closer to her as she gasps.

The flashback ends.

“Okay, that explains Octavia’s lips but not how we ended up back here.” Asked Vinyl.

“Oh, we took the bus.” Replied Dinky.

“Huh?” Said Vinyl and Octavia glancing at each other.

“Goodbye, now!” Said The filly in her happy tone as she hugs the musical duo before leaving. Vinyl, Octavia, and Derpy are the only ones at the door.

Vinyl yawned. “Well, now if you excuse us, I think it's best if we get some sleep and-”

“Oh, I don't think so. Not before I'm done screaming at you two!” Said Derpy stopping Vinyl and Octavia from heading inside the house. They froze looking startled, they turn around to face the Pegasus as she began yelling at them. “I COUNTED ON YOU, YOU GLUTE LORDS! YOU GOOF WIZARDS! YOU DORK PILOTS! YOU DOPE SANDWICHES! YOU...FOOL...TACOS! YOU MEAT MUFFINS…

Vinyl and Octavia look at each other and close their eyes.

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They wake up at night, and Derpy is still there, exhaustedly screaming at The duo.

“...Slack jawed slime nuggets. You...” The Pegasus sighed already finished. “I think that's all I've got.”

“Sorry. Do you forgive us?” Said Vinyl sheepishly.

Derpy inhales deeply. “I’ll think about it.” She storms out.

Vinyl and Octavia walk inside and close the door hanging their heads in shame. They walk up the stars and into their room, they go on their bed and started snuggling.

“Well, she hates us now.” Said Vinyl.

“I don’t know If it’s official, Vinyl. Goodnight, love.”

“Goodnight babe.”

They gave each other kisses and closed their eyes.