Ooh Woo

by Lunatic God

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Slice of Life, Human, Anon, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1093

I turned a bad rap into a bad fanfiction.

I turned a bad rap into a bad clopfic.

Includes: fuckin' sex. How do I explain some furry shit with 119 words to go off of? IT'S FUCKING CRINGE TURNED INTO SEX!!

Published 2019-12-21 07:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-21 07:50:02 UTC

UwU u so warm

Anon stood quietly in his room, awaiting the surprise guest who was supposed to help him adjust to life with ponies.

He had heard from a friend that the pony coming to see him had some sort of relation to something from his home world, so he curiously waited to see exactly what they were talking about.

“Oh woah the fuck, fam?!" He heard a mare yelling, crashing into something just outside the door. His face distorted into pure terror as he recognized that voice.

The door opened, admitting a white pony into the room, whose light purple hair whipped around as she shut the door quickly. They made eye contact for a second before the mare suddenly pounce on him, eliciting a small yelp of surprise from the man as he was pinned against his soft bed.

She suddenly began emitting a purring noise as she hugged the man. “You're so warm.” She said, nuzzling his chest as he failed to process the pony on his body. She didn't move a short began speaking.

“I'm sorry, I just couldn't help but notice your huge bulge from across the floor.” She admitted, a light pink tinge staining their cheeks. She started nuzzling his neck as he hesitantly place a hand on her back.

She chuckled as she released Anon, quickly and effortlessly sliding his baggy jeans down to his ankle a her tail began wagging. She shoved her muzzle into his crotch, eliciting a noise of both pleasure and surprise from the man.

She groaned as she wrapped her forelegs around his waist, pulling her muzzle closer to his rapidly hardening cock. He patted her head as he groaned, now fully aware of this UwU bitch’s intent.

“You're so musky.” She drawled, bringing he hoove back to his crotch as she reluctantly pulled away to make room. She looks up at his flustered face with a seductive lick of her lips as she paved at his underwear. He quickly got the message, yanking his underpants down quickly to join his jeans as his dick flung out and impacted the tip of her muzzle.

She quickly began licking along his length, sending wave after wave of pleasure through him with this strangely effective maneuver. She massaged his balls as she began suckling on the tip, also licking up any pre-cum that may have leaked out during her sudden treatment.

She easily fit an inch of his member within her mouth. She would retreat back to the tip, before plunging an inch deeper with each downward movement. Eventually, she shoved his entire seven inch cock in her mouth, making them both groan in pleasure as her nose met the base of his shaft.

Without missing a beat, her head began bobbing up and down eagerly, rising to the tip before plunging the whole way down, deepthroating him as he voiced his emotion with each plunge, lightly bucking into her movement as she guzzled his cock.

Her movement quickly sped up, sending Anon into a trance of bliss as he laid back on the soft bed. Soon after, his hands grabbed her by the ears and yanked her head down to engulf his member, ropes of hot sperm coating the inside of her mouth as she rode out his intense orgasm.

After a moment, he finally calmed down, the mare releasing his pulsing dick and gulping down every last drop off his seed, although with some difficulty.

They both painted after their intense interaction, the mare resting her head beside his flaccid cock. Her hoof idly stroked his dick, awaiting the moment it would spring up again so that she could continue her ministrations.

“That was much more forward than I was expecting.” Anon commented, distantly patting her head.

“Oh, that wasn't even the tip of the iceberg.” She said, perking up after noticing hi member rising once again.

“What are you…" He trails off after hearing he moving, looking up to see her squatting over his tip, his dick just under the entrance to her glistening snatch.

As soon as she noticed that he noticed, she smirked, before plunging the entirety of his cock within her, gaining a gasp from the both of them as she sat on him, slightly surprised at how big it felt inside her or, more specifically, how tight she felt to him. She placed her hooves on either side of him, supporting her body for her next endeavour. Anon’s eyes widened as he realized what she was going to do.

She slid up to where his cock barely remained inside, then slammed back down, repeating this motion at a speed that made his life go blank in pure bliss as his head flopped back into the bed. Due to her sudden motions, he quickly reached the edge.

He grunted as he grabbed her hips, slamming her down onto his cock, spewing ropes of his seed into her womb, her pussy clamping onto his dick as he creampied the mare. He soon ended, prompting the mare to rise off of his member, popping it out with an audible pop as sperm dripped out of her cunt. She stared at it in disbelief as Anon slowly recovered.

“And to think we don't even know each other's name.” She commented with a smirk, stealing a glance at the lucky man beneath her.

“Y-You won't get pregnant, right? Ponies have heats, which-” She interrupted him with a scoff.

“Oh, I'm definitely having a foal after this fuckfest.” She bluntly answered, putting a panicked expression on Anon’s face.

“So I did get you pregnant?!” He exclaimed.

“Yes! Now stop yelling about it, or even Twilight will know before us!" She hissed.

“Sorry, sorry. Shutting up now." He quickly apologized, placing a hand back onto her head.

“Just be prepared to pay child support." She said. His hand ceased it's wonderful petting.

“Child support?! I don't even have a job, let alone money!” He shouted, propping himself up on his shoulders to glare at the mare he had just rutted.

“Well, you shoulda known to get a job.” She rebutted, finally laying down beside him and snuggling into the man's side.

“I know this is a bad time, but…" She trailed off, hesitant on whether to day the next part or not as she wrapped all four legs around his torso.

“Can you please adopt me?” She asked. A non Merely stared at her incredulously.

Author's Note

My first public clopfic. Fingers (hooves? Metaphorical wings?) crossed this does well.