All-Fiction

by BlankBrony

[Oh, being able to fly AND swim? Convenient!]

Previous Chapter

[What? Why do I need to change POV?] That's because we need to introduce new characters, your not the center of the world you know? [Well, with this story, and it's title, I'm supposed to be no?] NO and stop talking where there's supposed to be the POV info! [Okay okay]

[This humanoid hippogriff girl's POV]

So, this girl is normally Queen Novo but because were a millenia's old from the time they appeared, she will be called Princess Novo, and also, all that will be said here will be partially fan-made, well that's what he told me anyways, even though it's supposed to be MY story, wait, that's not how you do narration in other people's POV, oh silly me.


Today was like everyday in the hippogriff kingdom, waking up inside the royal house, having breakfast with mom and dad, walking around the kingdom, being praised by everyone you meet. Yep, like everyday, which is sooo boring!

"I hope something exciting will happen today..." I sigh, this was something not likely to happen because my luck is not as high as my big brother, yep! My big Brother the Crown Prince Proton Star! He's so awesome, when mom and dad couldn't play with me, he was always here! But recently, even him got caught up in the royal talk.

So now I'm alone and I'm bored because nothing interesting is happening.

"Here's the newspaper! Breaking news at the crystal empire! The Mad king was finally overthrown by the two Royal sisters!" And that's how you hook luck! So, the Crystal Empire was it? And it's King was overthrown? Good job Royal Sisters!

Ah! I hope they come here again, Auntie Celestia and Auntie Luna would always play with me when they had free time! They're so beautiful too! I mean, just look at them! I'm surprised they don't have boyfriends yet! Not only that, they're Super Strong! Not only did they seal the Chaos Spirit! They now overthrew the Mad King? So awesome.

"Hey, did you hear the rumor?" I heard one of the people say quietly, now that is interesting, a rumor? Even if pretty much all of them were false, rumors were always funny to hear.

"What, what is it?"

"Some people said that the Mad King went well, more Mad that he was, because some of the soldiers that were raiding the Empire with the Two Princesses said that when they found the Mad King in his throne room, he was in hysterical laughter and he wouldn't stop laughing even though spears were piercing him." Ok, I knew that the Mad King was well, Mad, but to this extent? Sure he would laugh, but not a hysterical laughter, and I learned that something like this could only be done by the Chaos Spirit, who was not only Madder than the Mad King, but spreaded his maddness to all the people in Equestria.

"Dude, for real?"

"Yes for real because the guard I told you about was actually a friend of mine."

"Damn, this Mad King would hold up to his title all the way to the end." The other one said, it was true and I gotta respect that because not many people would be loyal to their titles and personalities forever. Well anyway, it's not bad that he's dead because he's people can finally be free.

But too bad because now there's nothing interesting anymore...

"Hey did you hear? A new guy came in town, he's from Equestria I think because he doesn't have claws or wings." I love fishing luck! A new guy they say? I need to meet him, at least I can have fun with him, now where is this guy at?


[Finally! My POV]

[In front of the Hippogriff Kingdom's gate][A week after I broke Rouge and the Mad King]

So now that we're back to my POV, I should tell how was my little journey across the continent, yes, I walked from the Crystal Empire that was completely North to the Hippogriff Kingdom that is completely West near the sea in a week, got a problem with that?

Anyways, on my journey, I got to meet a pretty interesting bearded old man... Oh well, no one cares anyway since he broke just after meeting me.

Now I'm in front of the Hippogriff Kingdom's gate being questioned by the gate guards.

"So, who are you lad?" The big guard on the left said, at least these guys are all different, unlike the guards in the Crystal Empire who looks the same.

[My name's Screw! I came from the Crystal Empire!] I said to them and when they heard that they had their eyes wide open then for some reason they backed away a little and started to whisper something to themselves.

"Lad, did you flee the Empire? Or are you a spy?" The big guard asked.

[I didn't flee the Empire and I'm not a spy either, I just left after the King broke.] I said honestly, it's true after all.

" You just left? When the King broke?" They're really old if they can't understand me that much, and they don't seem to want to let me in either what a pain, if it continues like this,They would eventually break.

"Guards, let him in." A girl said from the other side, thanks to her, I'll be able to enter here.

"P-Princess! W-We can't do that!" The guards on the right finally said, and Princess? So she's the little girl that stole my spotlight in the start of this chapter? Well that's good!

"You dare go against royal orders?" She said which is pretty scary, it's troublesome to be on the bad side of royalty after all, at least in shonen manga.

"N-No Princess bu-"

"That's good so let him in." She said completely cutting the guard while he was talking which is pretty rude, so it's true then, kids these days are so rude to their elders.

"Ok little Princess but be careful." The big one said before letting me in, oh I so hope she won't Break liike Rouge did.

[Thanks, but I gotta say, pink panties suits you more than black panties.] I stated and I was immediately impaled by one of the guard in the head completely covering the Princess in blood and crushed brain.

So thanks to the Princess, I could finally enter the kingdom, but for some reason, she seems confused, not just her but the guards too.

[What is it? Can I come in?] I asked the guards who just nodded hesitantly, so I entered the kingdom with the Princess who for some reason was blushing now, I don't even know why, oh maybe she has a fever, so I put my hand on her forehead to verify that and she had indeed, a fever.

[Hey, you shouldn't be outside while you have a fever you know? At least tell me where you live, I'll take you here so you can rest until the fever pass.] I said to the little Princess while smiling.

"N-No, I-I don't have a fever!" She said childishly, yep she is indeed a kid for refusing to go rest in a bed.

[Hey hey, you need to rest, see? You have a fever, your face is all red and it's pretty hot.] I said and now she was blushing even more making her look like a tomato, it's pretty cute actually.

"S-sto-"

"Stop right here!" Someone said from behind me, when I turned around, I saw a guy wearing fancy things.

"Get away from my fiancée you filthy commoner!" He said which was pretty rude. But no matter, I'm used to this kind of insult.

"Crossfire! I already told you I'm not your fiancée!" The little Princess said while still blushing. And now I don't want to be here anymore because this screams troubles and I don't want to make it worst.

"Our families already agreed to marry us so you are mine!" The guy said. Now I wanted to laugh because he was wearing fancy things, but at the same time it looks like a clown outfit with this many jewels.

[Oh hello! Who are you?] I asked because I was curious as to why he was wearing a clown outfit.

"You dare to not know me? I am Crossfire Ifrit La Flamme! The Duke family and highest benefactor of the Royal Family! And you commoner who dares to talk with my fiancée, who are you?" He asked, ah yes who am I? Well I'm Screw of course!

[I'm Screw! A Minus who is the worst and makes the worst!] I said while smiling innocently, it's true after all! If a Minus is the worst, then he is always innocent no?

"Screw? What a pitiful name hahaha! Now I challenge you to a duel for talking with my fiancée!" He said while taking a sword out of his funny clothings.

[Oh okay! Don't expect much from me but please, Don't disappoint me.]


Author's Note

Yep, that's my version of Kumagawa, he still has his little mental twist from times to times, it's shown with the 'innocent smile' and bold writtings, well I guess some of you already guessed it anyway.
Also, as you may have noticed, the Equestria is similar but at the same time different, that's cause I'll try doing a story with just Kumagawa while some of the characters from the show will only appear in one or two chapters at most, at least now I'll try having a character that's independent from the main cast so he travels across Equestria to find someone who could beat Anshin'in. If you don't know her, well think of her like a God or something that's Kumagawa rival or enemy or something like that. Don't worry to much about it, just for the plot so that Screw doesn't wonder without any reasons. Also, for those who don't know what happens everytime Kumagawa dies, well wait until next chapter, or maybe the next after that. Thanks for reading and hope you like it.