The Dream Demon

I'm sure you know the drill. Dress up as a character, in my case human Bill Cipher, and go to a convention. They meet the merchant and get sent to Equestria. I knew this would happen if the disappearances at Comic-Con and Brony-Con were linked to the fanfictions. What I didn't expect however was to be sent on a cloud with the Princesses... With Canterlot above us... With the main six wearing the elements of harmony... And the student six as well... Along with ponies all around... Staring right at me.

'Well fuck me why don't you.'

(POV Celestia a few moments earlier)

I called my former student Twilight along with the other element bearers. She decided to bring six of her own students who have helped her in the past. The student six as the call themselves. The doors open and the twelve of them walked over to me and my sister.

"Princess Celestia! You said there was an emergency!"

"Yes, there is. The oracle who predicts the future dangers of Equestria died of a stroke last night."

Rainbow Dash spoke up, "So? Old people die of strokes all the time."

My eye twitched, "She was only 26 Rainbow Dash, a stroke shouldn't have killed her. The reason she had the stroke however is because she predicted a huge threat. Before she died she did manage to give us the warning."

"And what was it princess?" Twilight asked me.

"When gravity falls and Earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye. We're not entirely sure what it means but we want you to stay here until we find out. We have prepared guest rooms for all of you. Please get some rest, dinner will be ready soon."

Everypony was about to leave when a large magic surge hit the castle. Everything that wasn't bolted down started to floating, including all of us. A second surge hit and a weird and unnatural feeling passed through me. Suddenly all of us were standing on a large cloud. Screams of confusion rang all around us. The nobles and common ponies were on the clouds as well, but none of them were falling through.

"EVERYPONY LOOK UP THERE!" I looked up to see Canterlot, houses were floating and the water fall was reversed and falling "upwards." A third surge opened a portal in front of me; something came stumbling out and the portal closed.

The creature looked like a pony but lacked fur. It's ears were rounder and on the side of it's head. It wore a yellow suit with a brick pattern along with a top hat and bowtie. It also had a cane and eye patch over it's right eye. It's left eye was different; it's sclera was yellow and didn't have a iris. Not only that but it's pupil was elongated. The top of his mane was a golden blonde but the sides were black.

"When gravity falls and Earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye." I mumbled to myself. He seemed confused and slightly scared as he looked at me and the others. Then while I'm sure the others didn't notice I saw a flash of a smirk and mischief in its eyes.

It spread out his arms, "FOR SEVEN TRILLION YEARS I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY OWN DECAYING DIMENSION, WAITING FOR A NEW UNIVERSE TO CALL MY OWN! NAME'S BILL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME, YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL ETERNITY!" It snapped it's fingers and everything around us slowed down to a stop. The clock tower stopped ticking and the birds and other animals froze in mid air, "THIS PARTY NEVER STOPS, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I REIGN SUPREME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!" From the sound of it's voice it was a he.

Twilight spoke out, "Stop this right now! Turn everything back to normal and we won't turn you to stone." He put his hand on chin as if he was thinking.

'Please Twilight, we both know he's not going to-'

He shrugged his shoulders, "Alright."

'Wait what?' He snapped his fingers and everything was back was normal again. We were back in the throne room, nothing was floating and a glance outside showed time was moving again and nopony was hurt, 'He actually turned everything back!?'

I heard a snap and something being poured. I looked over to see him floating with his legs crossed and drinking some tea.

(POV Bill)

I have absolutely no idea how I know how to use my powers but I'm not complaining. As I was drinking my tea everyone stared at me.

"You actually turned everything back to normal?" Twilight asked me.

"Of course, you did say I wouldn't be turned to stone if I did." I grinned at her.

"I-I guess I did say that," she blushed, "Who are you?"

"I'm Bill Cipher, it's nice to meet you pine tree." I flicked her on the forehead.

"it's Twilight. Princess Twilight actually, but I just go by Twilight."

"Whatever you say pine tree," I snickered.

"Why are here? You trying to take over Equestria like every other villain?" Rainbow Dash flew up in my face.

"It's funny how dumb you are," her face turned red from anger, "I know enough about the elements that trying to take over Equestria is completely stupid."

"And just what do thy know?" Luna stepped forward.

"I know lots of things," I grew in size, towering over them as images of their past adventures and other worlds flashed on my body, "Lots... Of... Things..." I shrunk back down and smiled like nothing happened.

"What is it that you do want?" Princess Celestia asked, well more like demanded.

"Nothing really, I just want to have some fun. Are you still using that castle in the Everfree?"

She looked confused, "No, why do you ask?"

"Oh, no reason," I started to glow with a white light, "Now remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!" I disappeared and reappeared at the old castle, "This place can use a makeover."

I snapped my fingers and the castle was repaired to it's former glory. I changed the banners to a yellow triangle with an eye on the middle. I teleported to the study.

"I should send out a token." I took off my bowtie and tied it on my cane, I also merged my top hat to the tip of my cane. I put a little magic into it and put on the message.

We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when~
But I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day~

I threw my cane to the side and threw it into the void, "Now, while I can't physically appear in their reality I can enter in the mind scape and talk with them." I snapped my fingers and appeared in the void. I looked through the different universes.

"Which one should I get in touch with?" I wore a smile the would put the Cheshire cat to shame.