The Dream Demon

by Kronos11111

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Sex, Comedy, Profanity, Random, Violence, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Anthro, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Gravity Falls
Length: 5098

(Displaced) Bill Cipher has come to Equestria and he's going to mind fuck everyone

I'm Bill Cipher, how awesome is that. 4th wall? Who cares, I broke all the walls! Now all I do is mess with everyone. It's quite fun really. At least... I think it is.

Published 2019-12-23 00:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-20 21:28:08 UTC

Here's Bill!

I'm sure you know the drill. Dress up as a character, in my case human Bill Cipher, and go to a convention. They meet the merchant and get sent to Equestria. I knew this would happen if the disappearances at Comic-Con and Brony-Con were linked to the fanfictions. What I didn't expect however was to be sent on a cloud with the Princesses... With Canterlot above us... With the main six wearing the elements of harmony... And the student six as well... Along with ponies all around... Staring right at me.

'Well fuck me why don't you.'

(POV Celestia a few moments earlier)

I called my former student Twilight along with the other element bearers. She decided to bring six of her own students who have helped her in the past. The student six as the call themselves. The doors open and the twelve of them walked over to me and my sister.

"Princess Celestia! You said there was an emergency!"

"Yes, there is. The oracle who predicts the future dangers of Equestria died of a stroke last night."

Rainbow Dash spoke up, "So? Old people die of strokes all the time."

My eye twitched, "She was only 26 Rainbow Dash, a stroke shouldn't have killed her. The reason she had the stroke however is because she predicted a huge threat. Before she died she did manage to give us the warning."

"And what was it princess?" Twilight asked me.

"When gravity falls and Earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye. We're not entirely sure what it means but we want you to stay here until we find out. We have prepared guest rooms for all of you. Please get some rest, dinner will be ready soon."

Everypony was about to leave when a large magic surge hit the castle. Everything that wasn't bolted down started to floating, including all of us. A second surge hit and a weird and unnatural feeling passed through me. Suddenly all of us were standing on a large cloud. Screams of confusion rang all around us. The nobles and common ponies were on the clouds as well, but none of them were falling through.

"EVERYPONY LOOK UP THERE!" I looked up to see Canterlot, houses were floating and the water fall was reversed and falling "upwards." A third surge opened a portal in front of me; something came stumbling out and the portal closed.

The creature looked like a pony but lacked fur. It's ears were rounder and on the side of it's head. It wore a yellow suit with a brick pattern along with a top hat and bowtie. It also had a cane and eye patch over it's right eye. It's left eye was different; it's sclera was yellow and didn't have a iris. Not only that but it's pupil was elongated. The top of his mane was a golden blonde but the sides were black.

"When gravity falls and Earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye." I mumbled to myself. He seemed confused and slightly scared as he looked at me and the others. Then while I'm sure the others didn't notice I saw a flash of a smirk and mischief in its eyes.

It spread out his arms, "FOR SEVEN TRILLION YEARS I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY OWN DECAYING DIMENSION, WAITING FOR A NEW UNIVERSE TO CALL MY OWN! NAME'S BILL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME, YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL ETERNITY!" It snapped it's fingers and everything around us slowed down to a stop. The clock tower stopped ticking and the birds and other animals froze in mid air, "THIS PARTY NEVER STOPS, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I REIGN SUPREME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!" From the sound of it's voice it was a he.

Twilight spoke out, "Stop this right now! Turn everything back to normal and we won't turn you to stone." He put his hand on chin as if he was thinking.

'Please Twilight, we both know he's not going to-'

He shrugged his shoulders, "Alright."

'Wait what?' He snapped his fingers and everything was back was normal again. We were back in the throne room, nothing was floating and a glance outside showed time was moving again and nopony was hurt, 'He actually turned everything back!?'

I heard a snap and something being poured. I looked over to see him floating with his legs crossed and drinking some tea.

(POV Bill)

I have absolutely no idea how I know how to use my powers but I'm not complaining. As I was drinking my tea everyone stared at me.

"You actually turned everything back to normal?" Twilight asked me.

"Of course, you did say I wouldn't be turned to stone if I did." I grinned at her.

"I-I guess I did say that," she blushed, "Who are you?"

"I'm Bill Cipher, it's nice to meet you pine tree." I flicked her on the forehead.

"it's Twilight. Princess Twilight actually, but I just go by Twilight."

"Whatever you say pine tree," I snickered.

"Why are here? You trying to take over Equestria like every other villain?" Rainbow Dash flew up in my face.

"It's funny how dumb you are," her face turned red from anger, "I know enough about the elements that trying to take over Equestria is completely stupid."

"And just what do thy know?" Luna stepped forward.

"I know lots of things," I grew in size, towering over them as images of their past adventures and other worlds flashed on my body, "Lots... Of... Things..." I shrunk back down and smiled like nothing happened.

"What is it that you do want?" Princess Celestia asked, well more like demanded.

"Nothing really, I just want to have some fun. Are you still using that castle in the Everfree?"

She looked confused, "No, why do you ask?"

"Oh, no reason," I started to glow with a white light, "Now remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!" I disappeared and reappeared at the old castle, "This place can use a makeover."

I snapped my fingers and the castle was repaired to it's former glory. I changed the banners to a yellow triangle with an eye on the middle. I teleported to the study.

"I should send out a token." I took off my bowtie and tied it on my cane, I also merged my top hat to the tip of my cane. I put a little magic into it and put on the message.

We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when~
But I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day~

I threw my cane to the side and threw it into the void, "Now, while I can't physically appear in their reality I can enter in the mind scape and talk with them." I snapped my fingers and appeared in the void. I looked through the different universes.

"Which one should I get in touch with?" I wore a smile the would put the Cheshire cat to shame.

Slap Jack

I was looking from universe to universe when one caught my eye. A human named Jack was changed from a human to something that looked kind of like a human spider hybrid. He was talking to the princess Luna and Celestia. My token had appeared in the room and I took my chance to chat.

I came out of a large blue flame playing the piano and singing "We'll meet again." They were completely shocked.

"Hi there Jack. The name's Bill Cipher, it's nice to meetcha. I'm a fellow displaced just like you!" I stuck out my hand for him to shake.

He shook it cautiously, and said. "How did you get here?"

"Well, technically I both am and not here." I flicked him on the forehead, "I'm communicating with you through the mind scape. How cool is that?!" I floated around cackling to myself.

"It's cool I guess but why did you suddenly appear without warning?" He asked me.

"Because I can't warn you with talking with you." I point to the cane, "Plus that should have been enough of a warning. Man, it's funny how dumb you are."

"The message I got from the merchant said I could call on other displaced meaning I could ask them to come not them suddenly appearing out of nowhere." He told me with a glare.

I shrugged, "Then he clearly didn't account for fourth dimensional beings like me." I wacked him on the head with my cane, "You got to keep a open mind my dear boy." I chuckled to himself.

"Ok then I guess I'll introduce you to everyone-"

I cut him off, "Yes, yes, I already know who everyone is. The mare next to you is just one of your many wives Steel Heart. The other two are princess Luna and Celestia. You are the former human Jack." I had a smile that beamed with pride.

"Jack can you please explain?" Celestia asked him.

"Well im originally a human being you likely don't know about so I can't really tell you anything because it will only confuse you further." He told her.

"It's not that confusing. You used a computer to play a game and got transported here in this Equestria. You were turned into your favorite species to play as well." I smiled smugly at him, "See, not so confusing."

"Not to me but to them." He said gesturing to them as the looked at us blankly because they now know that there are more Equestria's and confusion at what a computer was.

I rolled my eye and snapped my fingers. A computer poofed into existence on the table, "This is a computer. A advanced form of technology used to store information and entertainment."

"So now that your here what are you going to do, it would be a little boring to just talk?" He asked me.

"Ding ding ding, you deserve a prize. Here, have a head that's always screaming." I clapped my hands together and pulled them apart. A human head appeared between my hands and fell to the floor screaming non-stop as I cackled like a madman.

He wrapped a thread around the head so many times that the screaming turned quiet, then he glared at me, "I don't know how you do things at your Equestria but you can't do that here."

"It's not how they do things there either. I'm just completely insane, but that's not the point. I want to make a deal with you." My grin stretched from ear to ear.

"What is this deal, because I don't think you have anything I want?" He asked.

"I'm a fourth dimensional being that just created a computer and living head out of nothing. Whatever it is you want I can give it to you." I pointed to the computer and wrapped up head.

"I can't think of anything I have a safe that can give anything from the game that includes food armor weapons, I have a harem, and 80 daughters I can't really think of anything." He told me.

"It doesn't have to be physical. Imagine eternal power, rule of the world, endless use of the elements of harmony for your own gain. There are endless possibilities." I wrapped an arm around his shoulder and floated next to him.

"And what would you want in return?" He asked "you don't offer that much power without wanting something in return."

"I want the ability to come and go through this reality unrestricted. Nothing more, plus… a gift is always a nice way to make friends."

He rubbed my chin in thought before saying. "Ok but I can't let you come here unrestricted let's just say you can't use your power to directly or indirectly harm others unless you have a good reason, and you can't take over the world."

"You've got yourself a deal." I held out my hand and it lit up with a blue flame.

He shook my hand, and the deal was sealed. "So now what?" He asked me.

"You just got whatever it was you wanted and I can come and go through this reality." My body started to glow with a white light, "Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, Bye!" The light flashed brightly and I disappeared and reappeared in the study.

"Ah, time to relax." I closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep.

Author's Note

This is a crossover with COC drider

Romance?

Author's Note

This is more of a deeper, emotional chapter but I hope you all enjoy it.

Romance?

I awoke from a restful sleep and looked outside. It was around noonish, "Let's go have some fun." I snapped my fingers and teleported to the "School of Friendship." That name leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I walked through the front doors, twirling my cane. Everybody stared at me weirdly. I was looking around when I heard something from a open door down the hall.

"Why is it that when something happens, it's always you six?" I snuck over and peered in. The student six were standing in front of Starlight, who sat behind her desk.

"W-Well, you see..." Smolder started.

"I see?" Starlight said while crossing her arms.

"Uhhh..." They were all shifting nervously.

'Might as well help them out a little.'

I snapped my fingers and teleported in, "Aw, just let them go. They were only having a little fun." I floated over to her, "There just some kids trying to relax after everything they know turned upside down. Both metaphorically and literally. I'll owe you a favor if you do~."

She sat in thought for a moment, "Alright."

The kids cheered and started shuffling out. As they did I floated over and leaned to Smolder, "What did you kids do anyway?"

They stopped in the middle of the hallway and stared at me, "You mean to tell us that you managed to convince Starlight to let us go, but didn't know why we were in trouble."

"Yeah, pretty much." I smirked at them, "But you still didn't tell me what happened." They all took a sudden interest in the floor.

"We had a large argument and started a book fight in the library." They all look downtrodden. I snapped my fingers and ice cream cone appeared in each of their hands.

Ocellus spoke up, "You know, you're a lot like discord."

"Oh God, please don't compare me to him. He's not nearly as insane as I am." They rose a brow.

"Not as insane?"

"I used to be trapped in a decaying dimension for a trillion years without a physical form. Moving from one mind scape to the next. It's..." I felt my blood turn to ice and my heart rate increased, "It's not something I want to ever go back to."

They all looked at each other, except Ocellus. She looked at me with worry in her eyes. I shook my head, "I'm going to the roof and look at the view." With that I teleported to the roof and stared out at the town of Ponyville in the distance.

I'm not sure how long I was up there but I heard some buzzing and someone landing behind me. A quick glance back revealed it was Ocellus. I turned back around to see the sun setting.

She sat down next to me and looked out at Ponyville with me. We sat in silence for a few moments before she spoke up, "Not felling any better huh?"

I rose a brow, "You can literally sense the emotions of others. Why do you even bother asking?"

"Yeah, but it's always nice to ask." A moment of silence past, "Do you want to talk about it?"

'Should I? I mean... They both are and aren't my memories. Should I get her involved though? I'll tell her the basics but not go in depth.'

"The dimension I was trapped in was known as the Nightmare realm." I heard a soft gasp, "I was trapped in there for a trillion years without a physical form. I was a being of pure energy without a vessel to move in. Now matter what I did I couldn't escape it." I felt her stroke my back, "As much as I hate to emit it... I couldn't even use pain to escape." I felt her hand stiffen before she continued.

"I know, I shouldn't have even thought about it. My mind slowly became more and more damaged. I slipped into madness and... And I eventually broke. Think Discord but with death and insanity as a normal occurrence. Making deals with others to take their bodies and live outside the Nightmare realm."

She scooted closer and did something I never would have expected... She hugged me. I looked down at her and saw tears in her eyes. I wasn't sure why but I had a weird urge to hug back. Before I knew what I was doing my arms were already wrapped around her and I was crying into her shoulder. By the time I got ahold of myself the moon was high in the sky.

"Sorry, I don't know why I did that."

"It's ok to let your emotions out every now and then. There's nothing wrong with it. Plus, don't you feel better?"

I thought for a moment, "Yeah, I do feel a little better." I lightly chuckled and looked at the moon, "I can't believe how late it's gotten."

She chuckled as well, "Yeah, I suppose it has gotten late. Do you need a place to stay the night?"

I rose a brow and took a glance at her to see a light blush on her cheeks. 'No, it couldn't be! Could it? But after this talk I don't want to spend it alone.'

"I actually don't want to be alone tonight. Is it ok if I spend the night with you?" In the corner of my eye I saw her do a small jig before composing herself.

"Sure, I don't mind. Take my hand, it'll be easier to teleport is if we're in contact."

'I know that is not how it works but I'll humor her.' I held her hand and saw a blush cross her face. Her horn lit up with a light pink glow. A flash of light blinded me for a second before we appeared in her room. There was a queen size bed in the corner and a nightstand next to it. Off to the side was a brown couch with a few pillows on it.

I sat down on the couch, took off my shoes and teleported my hat and cane back home. I laid down and turned my back. Before I could fully fall asleep I heard her speak up.

"You don't have to sleep on the couch. You can sleep on the bed with me if you like." I heard her stutter for a few moments, "Not in that way, I-I meant-"

"I know what you meant." I turned around to see she changed clothes. I walked over to the bed and realized that my current clothes would be uncomfortable to sleep in and next to. With a quick snap of my fingers I changed into the closest thing I had to PJ's.

I crawled into bed next to her and closed my eyes. I felt her shift and a pair of arms wrap around me. I felt... Warm, but not physically, my chest felt lighter and much warmer. I smiled to myself and wrapped my arms around her. She flinched but pulled herself in closer.

I could get used to this. I probably shouldn't though, she couldn't love me. No one could. I held Ocellus tighter as I drifted off to sleep.

Something I've Done...

I awoke to the sun shining on my face. Ocellus' face was buried in my chest. I looked at the clock to see it was 10:30 a.m.; if I remember correctly it should be Wednesday. I'm surprised non of the others tried to see why she wasn't come to class.

I heard the door open, "Hey Ocellus, why weren't you at...class..."

'I fucking hate you Murphy.' I turned my head to see Silverstream at the door staring at us, well more like me, wide eyed.

"I swear it's not what it looks like." She slowly backed out and closed the door. I quietly slipped out of bed and left a note on the nightstand. I took a look at her sleeping peacefully.

'This is for the best. I can still see her around, but romance? No, not.... Not anymore.' With a snap of my fingers I teleported to my study. I grabbed a book, made some tea, and began reading.

(POV Ocellus)

I woke up alone in my bed. I guess it was just a dream after all. I sat up and looked at the clock, 11:46 a.m.

'Oh no, I'm late for class!' I quickly got dressed and grabbed my bag. I was about to leave when I noticed a note on the nightstand.

Sorry, but I don't think I could do this. But I'll always see you around. Till we meet again Fairy Blue. From Bill

"So it was real." I felt a smile crawl on my face when I realized what he wrote, "he... He doesn't want to be together. Well, we would be moving pretty fast. Maybe it's better if we slow down." I put my hand on the doorknob and felt tears fall down my face.

"Why am I crying? It's not like he doesn't want to be together at all. He said we'll meet again." I let my hand fall, along with the rest of me. I curled up into a ball and started crying. I moved over to the bed and cried the day away. When I finally calmed down it was already 6 p.m.

I heard the door open, "Ocellus you haven't- Ocellus! Are you ok?" I heard Smolder shout and run over. "What happened?" I pointed to the note. I turned to face the wall as she read it. "'Don't think I could do this!?' What the hell is that supposed to mean!" I felt the bed shift as she sat down and placed a hand on my shoulder, "Don't worry, if I ever see him I'll beat his face in."

"Please don't. I'm sure he means he just wants to take it slow. He said we'll see each other again." my voice was hoarse from crying all day.

She sighed, "Sure, I'm sure that's exactly what he means." I heard her close the door. I pulled the blanket closer and felt tears start to swell up again.

(POV Smolder)

I was storming down the hallway, 'That son of a bitch broke her heart. I'm going to brake his face!' I slammed open the door to my dorm and started packing food and my baseball bat into my backpack. After I finished packing I flew out the window and straight to the castle in the Everfree forest.

'You fucked up Bill... You fucked up.' I flew over the forest and landed in front of a restored castle. Every light was turned off, except one at the top of the castle. I took out my bat and flew up to the window. I looked in to see bill... Crying?

'Why is he crying? Man, I feel like a creep for watching him. I know I wanted to beat his face in but maybe he really can't do it. But why? Maybe I could find out.' I put away the bat and knocked on the window. He looked up at me and quickly wiped his eyes. He came over and opened the window. I flew in and got a good look at the room.

My jaw dropped at the luxury of the room, "What are you doing here Shooting Star?"

I sat on the couch, "Shooting Star?"

He sat down next to me, "I like to give people nicknames. But why are you here?"

"I was going to beat your face in for breaking Ocellus heart," he flinched, "But after seeing you cry I don't think I should. Why were you crying by the way?"

"Fairy Blue reminded me of someone... And the reason I don't date anymore."

"You don't date anymore? Do you even... get any?" I felt my face flush just saying it.

"One, yes I still have sex. A one night stand and dating someone is completely different. And yes, I don't date anymore."

"Yeah, I guess that was a stupid question. Um, what don't you date anymore?"

"My last girlfriend was... Well, she was everything to me. But one day someone trapped me in the Nightmare realm. While I was in there I would be tortured by visions of her cheating, lying, even killing me." I stiffened at that.

'He had to go through with that? I'm sure that even I would stop dating. I feel so bad for him.' I pulled him into a hug. I felt his arms wrap around me and he placed his head on my shoulder.

"I sorry you had to go through that. If you need a shoulder to cry on me and Ocellus will be there for you."

"Thank you." He buried his face into my neck and I felt a spark go down my spine.

(Sex scene)

'Damn it. Why did I do this? I just finished my period yesterday.' He pulled me closer and I let out a soft moan. 'Shit! I hope he didn't her that.'

"D-Did... Did you just moan?"

'He did!'

"N-No. No I didn't!" He picked me up set me on his lap. I was blushing to the point that I could feel the heat.

He whispered in my ear, "I think I did hear a moan." I let out another soft moan.

"I can't wait. Just take us to your room." I heard a snap and we were on a king size bed. He slowly lifted up my shirt as I undid his pants.

'Good thing I didn't wear a bra today.' As soon as my shirt was off he started kissing my neck. I let out low moans as he cupped my breasts. I quickly undid my shorts and threw them across the room.

I pushed him down onto the bed and straddled his waist. I felt his dick harden in-between my ass. I smirked and slowly lifted my hips until the head was the only thing left. I slammed my hips down and heard him let out a low moan.

'Time to give him the best ass job of his life.' I started moving up and down, taking in the feeling of his dick. Slowly I sped up, enjoying both the feeling of his shaft between my ass and his moans. His breathing became shorter and his dick became stiffer. I could tell he was about to climax.

I sped up, my ass slapping against his hips. His breathing became ragged and despite. He was about to cum when I stopped.

"What the hell Shooting Star?!" I grabbed his arms and rolled over.

"You don't get to cum until I do." He smirked and leaned in. Before I could as what he was doing he lightly bit my neck. I let out a moan as he pinched my nipple. His other hand slid down my waist and fondled my clit.

I moaned out, "Please Bill, stop teasing me and just fuck me already." He stopped and slowly pushed in the head, "Damn it Bill! I told you to stop teasing me."

"Sorry Shooting Star, but I'm the one in control right now." He slowly pushed in deeper, sending sparks of electricity through me. He pulled out just as slow, lightly blowing into my ear. I moaned out and wrapped my arms around his back. Slowly he sped up, I pulled him in closer.

His hips slapped against me. The tip of his cock hit the edge of my womb with each thrust. My mind was starting to go blank and I could tell I was about to climax.

"Bill! I'm about to cum!" He bit down on my neck but never slowed down. I yelled his name over and over as I got closer to the edge. I screamed and wrapped my legs around his waist. His cum filled my womb to the brim.

(Sex scene over)

I let go and he rolled over. I breathed heavily and slowly got my breath back, "Where's the bathroom?" He pointed to the door on the far side of the room. "Thank you."

(POV Bill)

Smolder got up and entered the bathroom. After a few moments I hear the shower turn on.

'What the hell did I just do! I have a romantic interest after all this time and what do I do? I FUCK HER BEST FRIEND! What is wrong with me?!' I snap my fingers and clean everything up.

A few minutes later Smolder walks out and over to me. She presses herself up against me and circle a finger on the center my chest, "Ready for round two?"

I grab her shoulders and pushed her back slightly, "I'm sorry Shooting Star but we shouldn't have even done it the first time. I'm not saying it wasn't good because it was but... It sorta feels like I'm cheating on Fairy Blue in a way."

She looked thoughtful for a moment and nodded, "I... I guess I could see that. I shouldn't have done it either. I just finished up my period and don't know what got a hold of me."

"It's alright Shooting Star." I gestured to the bed, "You can stay the night here. I need to go meet with a friend of mine. I'll be back before the night is over."

She crawled into bed and I teleported to the void fully clothed, "Alright Jack, time to cough up your end of the deal."

A small break

Author's Note

The place in the timeline is after bill had the fling but not returned yet.

A small break

I'm taking a small break from writing. It won't be long and I'll return to the story. I've just lost a lot of inspiration and focus. As I said I will be coming back to it. I hope I don't disappoint anyone.