opening a microwave oven

by Lame Joke

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Luster Dawn, Comedy, Rarity, Random, Slice of Life, Death, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1071

luster opens a microwave oven

luster made a mistake in her haymazon purchase and got a microwave oven by mistake.
determined to not waste the oven, she finds out how to open it
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Published 2019-12-24 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-24 01:30:01 UTC

I shall never use haymazon again

“MOMMMMMMM, WHERE IS MY TOILET SEATTTTT!!!”

Luster collapsed onto the floor, clutching the package of microwave oven in her hooves. Her mom immediately rushed to her side.

“Oh well looks like you’ve made a mistake in your purchase!” Mom commented.

“WHATTT!!” Luster gasped wide eyed before hugging her mom and sobbing into her lap.

“Don’t worry Luster, mom shall buy you a toilet seat.”Mom reassured Luster, stoking her mane.

Luster continued sobbing. Mom sighed and continued.

“I’ll give you two toilet seats, Luster. With pictures of coloratura on them.”

Luster lit up. Her frown slowly changed onto a wide smile.

“Thanks Mom! You’re the best!” Luster grinned,” And since I’ve got this already, might as well figure out how it works!”
With that, she trotted out, humming as she examined the microwave oven with her magic.

“I don’t get why she wants to shit on her idol’s face,” Mom muttered, shaking her head.

Luster sat on the floor, fiddling with the microwave oven. She has read through the instruction manual and understood all the functions but just could not figure out how to open it.

“Urghhhhh” She tried pulling on the microwave oven door, but it was tightly clamped shut.

“Looks like I’ll have to ask for help. Headmistress Twilight seems to be smart enough to help me figure out how to open the microwave oven!” Luster said to herself.
She then left her house and went towards the school of friendship.

Luster walked while holding her microwave oven with her magic. Several ponies glanced towards her direction as she walked past.

“Hey there darling, what do you have over there?” a familiar voice rang and Luster turned to face that direction.

“Oh professor Rarity! So glad to see you! I was on my way to headmistress Twilight to ask her how to open this microwave oven that i got from haymazon,” Luster said.

Rarity took a look at the microwave oven and raised her eyebrows.

“Oh, I’ve got one of those too! I recently ordered a sewing machine with images of other sewing machines printed on the sewing machine, but instead of the sewing machine, I got a microwave oven!”

Rarity squinted while she concentrated to use her magic and teleported her microwave oven to her.

“Here, you can have mine, I don’t really have any use for it. Now you have two microwave ovens!” Rarity winked before walking off.

Luster stared at Rarity.

“Sewing machines... With sewing machines... On sewing machines... Whatttttt.”

A blur of rainbow colour flashed before Luster’s eyes and Rainbow Dash landed in front of her.

“Sup kid, what’ya doing here?”

“Oh hi Professor Rainbow Dash, I got this microwave oven that I bought and I wanted to meet Headmistress Twilight to ask her how to open it, but just now I bumped into Professor Rarity and she gave me another one,”

“I see. I also got one of those at home and it’s too confusing for my awesome brain to withhold,” Dash scratches her head.
Without any warning , Dash spread her wings and flew off. Luster shrugged and began walking away.

Then Dash appeared in front of her again. Luster flinched.

“Here, take this,” Dash held out her microwave oven,”Bye!”

“B-“ Luster started but got cut off as Dash zoomed away.

“Hi Headmistress Twilight. May I ask how do you open these microwave ovens?”

Luster asked Twilight, having arrived at the school of friendship.

“Hmmm, let me inspect these microwave ovens further. I shall have a solution.”

Twilight took those microwave ovens using her magic. She proceeded to sit behind her desk, looking curiously at the microwave oven.

“There seems to be a-“

The door burst open and a gush of wind flew in. Luster jumped while Twilight just sat on her seat calmly.

“Sup Twi,”

“How many times had I told you to knock before you enter?” Twilight sighed.

“Ehhh, including this time it’s four hundred, sixty seven times,” Dash smiled. Twilight sighed again and smacked her hoof to her forehead.

Dash turned her head and noticed Luster in the room.

“Oh hey it’s you again kid, why were you here again?”

“She asked me how to open the microwave oven.” Twilight responded.

“Ooh, I know, we can ask Bulk Biceps...”

“Rainbow, the only test you are going to past at this rate is your pregnancy test.”

“Hey Twi, just because you are a virgin does not mean you can be salty about others. Me and-”

“Um..” Luster got Twilight and Dash’s attention. They all blushed red.

Twilight examined the microwave oven with Dash floating beside her. Twilight tried pulling on the microwave oven door with her magic but the door refused to budge like before.

“Maybe i can drop it from high up, that will open the door for sure,” Rainbow suggested.

Twilight facehoofed a second time.

“I shouldn’t had let Rainbow become a professor...”

“Thanks Headmistress Twilight!” Luster waved to Twilight as she smiled back. Twilight had successfully opened the microwave after a whole afternoon by casting a very complicated spell after blasting the microwave oven with the magic of the elements held by the mane six. Luster skipped back home carrying the three opened microwave ovens.

“Put uncooked hayburgers in the microwave oven...” Luster read from the instruction manual. She glanced at the plastic package of hayburgers in her hooves. She shrugged and threw them into the microwave oven. The packages all landed with a ‘thud’ in the microwave oven. “Next, turn on the heat,” Luster read. She found the knob and turned it all the way up. The air in the microwave oven quickly began to heat up and blast into Luster’s face. “Finally, close the doors of the microwave oven.” Luster gave the door a firm push and it closed. She then went back to her room and waited for dinner.

“Mom, lets have dinner! I cooked us some hayburgers using the microwave oven!”

The next day, Rainbow dash swooped in to her class in the school of friendship. “Sup kiddos, roll call! Sweetie here, Streak here, Luster...” Dash looked around the class,” where is Luster, did anypony see her in school today?”

“Psst, Rainbow!” Twilight’s head appeared at the door,” about Luster...”

Author's Note

my first story.
writing 1k took me long enough and i has gained a tremendous amount of respect to all writers after writing this.