Colonel Robert Gordman finds himself trapped in the land of Equestria after being mysteriously transported from his home in Dayton Ohio to the Froggy Bottom bog. Loneliness and Starvation over come him, until he discovers the bizzare inhabitants of this new land. He has a son back on earth and his wife is expecting another kid, Robert cannot afford to stay here any longer. He must find a way to return home, even if it means kidnapping ponies in order to gain the attention of Celestia.