"Weesa gonna crash!" Jar Jar exclaimed, his stupid stalk-eye things opened wide in surprise.
The ship, probably a tie fighter or whatever, slammed into an enormous asteroid. Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Yoda and the other beloved Star Wars characters died instantly. Jar Jar, however, flew through the wind shield (that protects from the wind in space) and into a hole in the giant space rock. Inside, there was an ancient portal, built by aliens from an even longer time ago, lodged in the asteroid's cavern.
Jar Jar's weird rubbery body spun as he passed through the portal.
He was trying to scream, but luckily nobody was around to hear it.
"Ohh, meesa headsa splode."
Jar Jar looked around, confused and holding one poorly animated alien hand against his head.
"You okay?" said a rainbow voice.
"Yaaah!" Jar Jar cried, jumping swiftly to his feet. "Whosa you?"
"I'm Rainbow Dash," said Rainbow Dash. Her mane and body were like those of Rainbow Dash.
"Moy moy! Nice-a meet, Rainbadash. Meesa call Jar Jar Binks," he said.
Rainbow was shocked. Shocked! "Your name is Jar Jar Binks?" she asked.
"Ah-huh," he said, head nodding.
"Oh my gosh. I love jars!"
"Dassa good! Yousa gonna looove my!"
"Awww, yeah!" Rainbow said, pumping a hoof in celebration. "Where'd you come from?"
"Meesa from a Gungan City, 'tis where I grew up! Flying ship and weesa crash, zoom-bang! All meesa friend gone! Oh no, oh no, oh no! Then, meesa wake up here."
"I dunno what the heck you're saying but it sounds awesome!" Rainbow said, startling some birds from nearby trees.
"Meesa lost, scared, missa friends."
"Wanna talk about it?" Rainbow offered.
Jar Jar nodded excitedly, making his eyes flop around and smack his face. As he told his story, Rainbow found herself engrossed in it. Action, adventure, romance, and drama were bountiful in his three-part tale. Honestly, she couldn't imagine how anycreature wouldn't love it.
"And dassa how meesa got here," he finished.
"Wow." Dash was extremely impressed and aroused. She couldn't understand almost any of it, but the fact that he was a real jar went a long way for her.
"Weesa can be friends now?"
"Yeah," Rainbow said dismissively. "Wanna fuck?"
"Okie-day!"
Jar Jar, his clothes burned off from traversing the portal, was already nude. His phallus grew from between his legs in preparation. The alien's cock was a long, thick tube of flesh that flared open at the end, like a rubbery trumpet, the wide hole running down the full length of his member.
Rainbow Dash laughed at the funny penis, and Jar Jar laughed too because he didn't really know what was going on.
"Alright," Rainbow said when she recovered. "Now, just stick it in me."
"Okie-day, here weesa go." He awkwardly shuffled behind her and lined himself up.
As he pressed his tubelike cock against Rainbow's wet sex, both creatures sighed. The trumpetlike tip had some trouble getting in, but as Rainbow's horsepussy winked open, he slid right up to the hilt. If he had balls, he'd be them-deep in her.
"Oh-hoohhhh my gosh," Rainbow said, quivering. "I can't believe I'm being fucked by a real jar. Sweet Celestia, this is hot."
"Meesa tooooold you!" Jar Jar said teasingly. He began moving back and forth slowly in an easy-to-animate loop of maybe twenty frames. "Yousa feel nice-a warm."
"Mmf, yeah, you too, buddy. You're, hahh, doin' good back there."
"Meesa go faster now?" he asked, still pounding her slowly, his tip kissing her cervix gently with each thrust.
"Heck yeah. Faster is my middle na-haaaahhh," Rainbow said as the gungan picked up speed.
Sliding pleasantly along her hungry sex, his alien dong twitched and convulsed inside her, driving her to an early orgasm. She tensed as her love tunnel rippled around him, and she moaned out in delight. Sensing her enjoyment, Jar Jar pressed on, picking up speed even as she tried to relax. There would be no afterglow for her yet though, only more vaginal punishment.
"Hoaaahhh yousa likey-da? Having meesa cockie inna-side?" Jar Jar asked, his hips slapping her rear end every time he bottomed out inside her.
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Don't stop, jar. F-fuck!"
Stop he did not. His fervent pace continued, and he felt her cum again, some of her fluids filling his own spacious cock. That orgasm pushed him to the edge.
"M-meesa gonna cum-cum!" Jar Jar cried, his already high-pitched voice going even higher, becoming somehow more obnoxious.
"Y-yeah, cum inside me, jar!" Rainbow moaned. Her pussy winked hard as her walls milked him for what she wanted. What she needed. She had to be filled with jar seed. It was her destiny.
Jar Jar shrieked, a long and ear-grating screech, as his lower muscles contracted. The base of his cock swelled as something filled its wide space. Waves of muscular spasms pushed the thing through the inside of his length, like a swallowing throat in reverse. Rainbow Dash moaned once more, feeling the bulge travel along his cock inside her. Then, with a wet pop and heavy sigh from the gungan, it was over. He pulled out of her, his softening cock leaking thick jellylike fluid.
"Thankasamuch, Rainbadash," he said, panting.
"Um..." Rainbow said. She could feel something inside her squirming. In a bit of a panic, she pushed, trying to force the thing out, with no success.
"Samadder?" Jar Jar asked, tilting his dumb-looking head.
Rainbow grimaced as the squirming became more intense. "Eewww, whatever that is, get it out!"
"Oh! Dassa gungan cum-cum! Meesa sorry, thought you wanted it inna-side!" Jar Jar said. He moved his head down level with her blue ass. His tongue flicked out, plunging deep inside her and eliciting a sharp cry of surprise from her. As quick as it entered, however, it withdrew. "Look!"
In Jar Jar's ugly four-fingered hand, he held a brownish blob. It was about the size of a cherry, and it had fifteen or twenty tentacles on one end that wriggled and flailed, trying to push it forward. It had no other features, making it look too unlike any animal to be natural.
"Ew, gross!" Rainbow sad. "That was inside me?"
"Ah-huh!" Jar Jar said. "But issa okie-day now. Meesa licked it back. Dassa how weesa no make a babies."
Rainbow looked like she was going to be sick. "I'm just gonna, uh... gonna just go. I need to... home."
She took off like a shot, away from the Ponyville town square where they had just banged, retching and trying to forget the image.
Jar Jar dropped the cum-cum on the ground and shrugged, turning to the other ponies gathered around him. Their stunned silence meant nothing to his simple brain. "Moy moy!" he said to them, already hoping that maybe one of these other ponies could be his friend.
