You wake up with no memories, a bullet wound to the head, and an intense craving for sarsaparilla. The only clues to your past are a couple of guns, the word of the creepy robot who saved your life... and your empty grave.

Unrelated to but inspired by Fallout: Equestria, taking place in the world of Fallout: New Vegas.

Vote on what happens next in the comments.

Rainbow Dash = Courier Six
Applejack = Sunny/Cass
Rarity = Boone
Starlight = Veronica
Twilight = Arcade
Fluttershy = Red Lucy
Pinkie = a Boomer OC
Lightning Dust = Benny/Ulysses
Sunset = Joshua Graham