Anon's Problem

Blinking awake he found himself back in the castle….in Twilight's room. She was on the bed dressed in silk lingerie. He didn't know how, but ponies wearing clothing was more sexual than them not wearing clothing. He tried to scramble upwards towards a door but, found the room had no such exit.

"Ooo naughty boy where are you going?" Twilight's tone uttered as he felt his feet leave the ground.

He was covered in a thin veil of magic as she lifted him to the bed. Throwing him down on his back. "TWILIGHT WAIT." He shouted

A hoof met his lips as she stared down at him. He didn't like the look in her eyes which was nothing but, lust. A gulp went down his throat as he found himself bound by magic to the bed. Locking his wrist and ankles in place. As she licked her lips looking down at him.

"We're gonna have some fun. Just me and you." Uttering this out with a girlish giggle.

He was sweating bullets now. He was tugging at the restraints trying to get free from this. "Come on Twilight. We're friends, right? You don't want to force your friends into something they don't like right?" He pleads to her smiling nervously.

"Ooo of course, but this thing down here seems to be enjoying this." Stating this while her hoof gently ran across the front of his pants.

Letting out a scream….he finally woke up from this dream. His eyes opened to a throbbing pain in the back of his head. The first thing he saw was his wrist tied to a bedpost. He tugged on it before turning his head back upwards. What he was met with was a glare, a glare from a white-furred mare with a beautiful mane. It was Rarity glaring down at him with contempt. Currently straddling him seating herself upon his chest.

There was a pause before Anon finally spoke up. "So first question why did you hit me with a frying pan?"

Her eyes narrowed upon him yet decided to answer his question. "Well, you startled me by just coming into my home and slamming my door. I thought you were some kind of ruffian." Answering him with a bit of a tone to her voice.

"Ok….that reasonable I suppose. Now second question….WHY AM I TIED TO YOUR FUCKING BED, AND WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME?" He shouted at her.

She huffed at him turning her nose into the air just barely peering back down at him. "Details darling. Details."

"….I THINK THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT DETAILS RARITY." He countered

She arched an eyebrow at him. Simply remaining seated upon his chest as she used a bit of magic to pinch his cheek pulling on it.

"OW OW OW! WHY?" He asked. "YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL WHY! I didn't believe it at first but, after hearing you call her name in your sleep. I think I have the right to be upset." She huffed.

He was baffled by her words. What was he saying in his sleep? That's when it hit him. His eyes widened.

"Ooo no. No NO! You've got the wrong idea Rarity." He explained.

"OOO I THINK I'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA MISTER." Stating this while pushing her hoof into his chest and leaning down to his face.

"After turning me down several times. Saying you just couldn't be with a pony. You take Twilight on a dinner date and then kiss her?" Snapping back up still throwing daggers at him with her eyes.

"First off. She kissed me. I didn't kiss her. Second I only did that because…I was kind of a dick to her today. I was just being nice. It wasn't gonna go anywhere! Also how do you know all of this?" Firmly replying to her glare.

"Wasn't gonna go anywhere? So you get the poor girl's hopes up and when she tries to get serious you run off on her? I found this out from Twilight after she came by looking for you with Starlight." Arching an irritated eyebrow his way while explaining this.

"I TOLD HER IT WAS JUST A DATE. SHE TOOK IT TOO FAR. I DIDN'T WANT THE KISS!" He shouted back this time his frustration at the whole thing leaking out.

"Why wouldn't you want to kiss her?" Asking firmly narrowing her stare once more.

"Ooo I don't know Rarity. Why wouldn't I want to kiss a pony? Hm? Oh! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE NOT OF THE SAME SPECIES!" He was getting tired of explaining this to ponies.

She looked dumbfounded by the reply. "That is such a minor detail darling!"

"OH WELL MISS RARITY IF IT SUCH A MINOR DETAIL WHY DON'T YOU DATE SPIKE THEN? HUH?" Turning it back on her with a smile on his face.

"ANON! Spike is a child. He is not even old enough for such things. Maybe if he was I would at least give him a chance, unlike some ponies." Turning her nose at him again.

“WHATEVER, JUST UNDO THIS? I WANT OUT OF HERE.” He shouted at her.

Her ears drooped back against her head. Her horn glowed again as her magic undid his bindings. She then slid off him onto the side of the bed. Looking down at the floor.

Anon rubbed his wrist eyeing her now. He wasn’t going to give into another sad pony. He was tired of all this. She looked back at him.

“I am sorry….I only did that because I thought you’d run off before I could even say anything. I wanted us to talk. I wanted to know why you ran away from Twilight.” She explained. “Still….I am sorry but….” She was cut off.

“But what Rarity? You thought tying me to a bed was a good idea! I thought maybe you’d take a hint after the first few times I rejected you. BUT, AS I CLEARLY SEE NOW. ALL YOU PONIES WANT IS YOUR SICK KICKS.” He shouted at the top of his lungs, his frustration bubbling over at this point.

There was an awkward silence for a moment. Anon just stared at her slightly seeing red. Was she gonna say something? She turned to him. She raised a hoof and slapped him. A popping sound echoed in the room. He held his cheek before whipping back around.

"WHAT IS YOUR…." He was about to finish when he was stopped by her expression.

Tears were flooding down her face. These weren't fake either. They had real emotion to them. Yet again he found himself at the mercy of a maiden's tears.

"Do you really think that is all we want from you? It couldn't possibly be that we actually have feelings for you. Do you hate us that much? Are we that ugly to you?" She cried out almost choking on her words.

He didn't have a reply to that. He could deal with a lot of things but, true emotions weren't something he could counter easily with wit. Over these last nine months. He had gotten to know these girls pretty well. The sting of making them cry was….almost too much to bear. He wanted to hug her but, he felt that could send mixed signals like with Twilight. He wasn't good with words.

Yet he was still upset over it all. Twilight and now Rarity. He didn’t understand these ponies at all. He was a fucking human even if his scent was alluring why were they attracted to him? He just couldn’t wrap his head around it. He couldn’t even get girls to like him in his own world. Why would another species like him? Unless they just wanted something from him. There was another silence. She was about to speak again but, he really didn’t want to hear it.

Luckily he was saved by the bell in a way. There was a pounding at her bedroom door. Thankfully she had locked it. A voice called out from the other side of it.

"Um….Rarity? I don't know what you're doing but, Twilight and Starlight are back. They wanted your help with finding Anon." Rarity's sister, Sweetie Belle stated.

Panic set in once more as those words were uttered. He didn't want to deal with this. These ponies won’t take a hint and he knew they just be sad from what he was gonna say. He was already looking for an exit as he stood up from the bed. He then felt two hooves pushing against his chest.

He stared down at puffy eyes that were pleading with him to stay. "Anon we need to talk about this. Get everything out in the open even if….even if it is painful. For all our sakes" She said looking up at him. She wasn't gonna let him leave without a fight which was kind of a problem for him. He wanted out. He didn’t want talk. He just wanted to be left alone!

Whelp he was hoping lightning was going to strike twice. He pointed to the left of the room before shouting. "LOOK IT'S PHOTO FINISH WANTING A NEW MODEL." He shouted.

Her expression twisted to a blank slate just staring up at him with an arched eyebrow. "Do you really think I am that gullible?" She replied.

He smiled nervously before another wicked idea popped into his head. He would narrow his eyes at her forehead before looking shocked. "O my Celestia, Rarity is that a zit on your forehead." He stated.

She instantly ran over to the closest mirror looking over herself. "WHERE?" She shouted.

At that moment he booked it. He couldn't get out the door so there was only one option left to him. He made it over to her bedroom window slinging it open spotting the tree near it. Then looked down. It wasn't a very high drop but, it was still a bit of a fall. He let out a calming breath before leaping from the window to the tree.

Of course, this attempt ended with him going chest first into a branch. He then proceeded to fall hitting many branches on his way down letting out cries of pain as he did so. He finally landed on the ground at the bottom of the tree with a thud. Luckily he landed in the grass and most of the impact was to his back.

Staring back up at the window. He saw Rarity looking down at him. "ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK HERE." She shouted.

In response, he quickly got up to his feet and started to book it down the road limping as he did so. He wasn't going to do this. He refused to do this. He was going to run from this as long as he could. His mind flashed back to Rarity's words and tears in her eyes. He shook his head. To hell with it why should he care!

Yet in the back of his mind he felt guilt he knew what his mother would say. She tell him to face them and make clear how he felt. He just didn’t want make anyone else sad or break apart the friendship they had built together.