Spring Breakdown Parody with the Children of the mane six

by PageTurner001

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Equestria Girls, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 1160

The title says it all

Yeah, so, I saw a parody of this short, and I decided to do the same.

The prequel isn't necessary really...

Published 2019-12-28 00:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-28 00:40:02 UTC

Part one

Seven friends walked down the docks, ready to get on their cruise. Their names were Hurricane, Thunder, Emerald Dust, Ambrosia, Peanut B.J., Cherry Pie, and Granite Pie.

Granite was light pink with straight purple hair and green eyes. Peanut B.J. had light tan skin with curly pink hair and blue eyes. Cherry Pie had brown skin, curly red hair, and green eyes. B.J. (Peanut B.J.) and Bomb (Cherry Pie) were trouble makers. Granite Pie was a shy autistic person. The three were the triplet children of Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich.

"Oh guys, you excited," B.J. said in his high pitched voice.

"Yeah," Bomb replied is his lower voice.

I am excited as well, Granite said in sign language. Being autistic, she didn't speak much out loud, so used sign language most of the time. The rest of their friends couldn't understand her most of the time, so B.J. or Bomb translated most of the time.

"We're," B.J. started singing. "Going on a trip."

"In our favorite rocket ship," Bomb replied.

"Soaring through the sky," Granite ended, revealing that her voice was light and high pitched. Her hand made a rainbow motion through the air.

Meanwhile, Thunder, Ambrosia, and Emerald Dust were talking. Thunder was the child of Rainbow Dash and Soarin. she was a cyan color, with dark blue and purple hair and green eyes. Ambrosia and Emerald Dust were the children of Applejack and Rarity. Ambrosia was white with curly pink hair and blue eyes. Emerald Dust was orange, had spiky neon green hair, and green eyes.

"This is going to be the best vacation ever," Bolt (Thunder) said. Her voice sounded like Rainbow Dashes voice was dialed up half an octave.

"As long as you don't get seasick," Ambrosia stated, leaving Thunder speechless. Her voice sounded like someone combined Applejack pretending to be Rarity with Rarity pretending to be Applejack.

"You sure you want to do this?" Emerald questioned. His voice was country as well.

"Of course," Thunder said. "I only get sick in cars," she stated confidently. "And planes," she added. "And that one time on the fishing boat." Her voice lost all of it's confidence on that last line. "But, I've never been on a cruise ship, so who knows."

Finally, there was Hurricane. She was the daughter of Fluttershy and Discord. She had navy blue skin and straight, dark green hair. Her eyes were yellow where the whites are, red where the pupils are, and the irises were orange.

In case you wanted to know, the characters inherited their mothers powers.

"Thank you for getting this set up," Ambrosia said to Hurricane.

"You're welcome," Hurricane said in her deep voice. "Honestly, I just wanted the seven of us to hang out again."

"Well, I hope this will be a great trip," Emerald Dust said.

"Excited," Granite stated, her hands flapping with the excitement.

The seven get to the ship.

"Ready guys?" Thunder asked. Everyone nodded their head, and they boarded.

"I'm on a yacht!" Peanut B.J. shouted.

But, this is a cruise ship, Granite pointed out.

"Okay," Cherry Pie replied. "I'm on a cruise ship!"

The seven kids went to their rooms, girls in one room, boys in the other.

"O boy," Thunder said. "This is going to be great."

I know you don't know what I am saying, but I agree, Granite replied. Without her brothers in the room at the moment, no-one even knew she was speaking.

"Oh, maybe there will be cute boys here," Ambrosia said excitedly.

"Well, I'll be glad to hang out with you guys again," Hurricane said. She was younger than everyone by a few years, so hanging out was hard.

Can't wait to have fun, Granite signed.

Meanwhile...

"I wanted the top bunk," Peanut B.J. groaned.

"Well I'm not giving it up," Cherry Pie said. Their room had two bunk beds, Emerald had already claimed one of the top bunks.

"I'm not sleeping on the bottom," B.J. yelled back.

"Guys," Emerald sighed. "I'll sleep on a bottom bunk, alright."

And that was the end of the fight.

~~~

Up on deck, everyone a congregated. They were sitting on the beach chairs or standing next to them. Granite was reading quietly as the other chatted.

"I can't wait to see everything on the cruise," Emerald said delightfully.

"I really hope I find a guy," Ambrosia said.

"All you want is a guy," Emerald groaned. "There is no way I'm falling in love here."

"You never..." started Peanut.

"...know," ended Cherry. Emerald just gave them a playful punch.

"Uh guys," Thunder suddenly piped up, her voice sounding woozy. "I suddenly don't feel well."

Author's Note

The parody stuff is coming in the next chapter. Alrighty then.

Part two

"Spring Break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Peanut. They had been on the ship for some time now. They were all together on deck. Granite was sitting next to Thunder. Thunder was burring her face in her hands. She was seasick. Granite was there to comfort her, though.

"So," said Hurricane, looking at the brochure. "There is a petting zoo... You'll like that Granite." Granite looked up and said a little "yay."

"Oh. All you can eat buffet."

"Yeah," the triplet brothers said, clapping hands.

"And a gift shop." Ambrosia yelped in excitement.

"This cruise has everything," Peanut said.

"And a moving floor," Cherry added. He was very right. The floor lightly shifted. Thunder turned green and gagged.

"Why did I over estimate myself?" she groaned.

"Probably wish you hadn't gone," Emerald Dust said. Thunder could only groan in response.

"Thank you for this trip, Hurricane," Ambrosia changed the subject.

"Yeah," Cherry Pie began to add. "Maybe we will battle Equestrian magic like our parents did."

Everyone stared at him, wondering what he was talking about.

"You now, evil Equestrian magic?"

*silence*

"Really. Magic."

*Very awkward silence and a cough*

"Bro," Peanut finally said. "We're crazy and all, but somethings you make no sense."

What fun is making sense. All it does in make you normal. Why should he try to be normal when I am forced to be weird, Granite pondered out of hand. (boom boom ching)

"Look, Equestrian magic hasn't come in several years," Hurricane started. "There is no reason for it to come back."

"Yeah, maybe we could just have a calm vacation," Ambrosia suggested. Everyone nodded their head in agreement.

"Well," Peanut said. "I'm going to the buffet."

"Zoo," Granite said.

"I'm going to go to the gift shop," Ambrosia said, smiling.

"I guess I'll go with her," Emerald said, pointing to his sister.

"I'll be with Thunder," Hurricane said, giving a sympathetic look to her sick friend. Everyone scattered.

Author's Note

Yeah, I changed a few things. I will make this the ideal version of Spring Breakdown. I promise. I also kinda want to see your theories on what will happen in this series. Please, just so I can see you're thoughts.