Twins in Equestria

by RagingDemonSlayer

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Discord, Princess Celestia
Length: 25940

Twins in the magical land of ponies, duh!!

What started as a simple match between brothers in a fighting game, a portal appears on the screen of their TV, sucking both of them into equestria and separating them! Will the two brony twins survive and regroup with eachother to defeat the challenges laid out to them? first time making a fanfiction, along with some help =) So feel free to give your opinions on it. Teen for swearing and other stuff.

Editor: Of Pencils and Pens

Published 2012-08-19 10:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-13 05:46:16 UTC

Ch.1: And so it Begins....With a Monocle Pt:1

Twins In Equestria

Ch.1 And so it Begins....With a Monocle

Matthew let out a groan, while rubbing the back of his head, his whole body was aching with pain. 'whatever happened, it sure did a number on me' Matthew thought to himself. Matthew then proceeded to open his eyes, only to blind himself by the colorful forest surrounding him. As Matthew began to walk in the forest. It felt as though he knew what this forest was. He had to get out of there. He felt something was watching him stalking him.

"I swear if the Slenderman is-"

He was interrupted by the sound of a fearsome roar came from behind him. Matthew slowly turned around to see a large lion, but with a scorpion tail and a pair of bat wings.

"Are you kidding me?!"

Twenty minutes later.........

It felt like hours escaping that monster, but at least he succeeded. He never ran so fast like that in his whole life.
Matthew bent down to take a breather after that run in.

"After all nobody's immortal." Matthew thought as he chuckled to himself at his little joke.

As Matthew rose back up, he heard the noise of wailing and water splashing in the distance.

"Well then, let's see what's behind door number 1." Matthew muttured to himself and began to make his way to the source of the noise.

Maybe there might be other people over there, they can tell him where the heck he is. As Matthew began to approach the area in which the noise came from, he started to get a bad feeling from this place, as if some part of him told him not to go, but curiosity got the best of him and he went anyways.

When he got to the clearing, what Matthew saw made his heart skip a beat.

'Am I really here?!' Matthew thought to himself.

In Matthew's way laid a river, but that's not what has him worried, it's what's in there that gots him worried. inside the river is a very huge purple serpent that has orange hair, save for his mustache, which half of it was purple/blue and curled. The serpent stopped what it was doing and just simply stared at the small human just a few meters away from it, with both confusion and worry. after a small moment of awkward staring, Matthew began to back away slowly, hoping that all of this was just a dream, until he felt a long tail wrap around him and was pulled very close to the purple scaled creature's face.

"PLEASE SIR, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!!!!!" Boomed the serpent.

After a few seconds of being deaf, Matthew regained his composure to answer the creature.

"Well what do you need help with? And please don't yell, it really does hurt my ears." Said Matthew.

"Oh! How greatfully kind of you sir! Anyways, I have lost one of my possessions, and I believe it might be somewhere around that spot right there." the serpent then proceeds to point to a random spot of trees and bushes.

"I would go get it myself, but I don't want to dirty myself, especially my beautiful mustache." said the monster, as it began to twirl it's mustache.

Matthew sighed as he began to advance towards the spot that the serpent told him to check where his "possession" was, only one thing though......he didn't know what it was.

"Ummm Mr.Serpent thing? forgive me for my rudeness, but......what am I supposed to be looking for?" asked Matthew, filled with nervousness.

"hmmm yes, I did forget to tell you, didn't I? How silly of me, well good sir, the thing you are searching for is my monocle" said the serpent.

A monocle? really? of all the things in the world that you could get, a monocle?

Matthew shrugged it off. 'Oh well, if its a monocle I need to find, then its a monocle I need to find' As Matthew was about to start searching for it, something immediately, it was the monocle.

'Wow, for a monocle it sure is huge, but then again, it does belong to a fucking sea monster' The purple serpent, starting to become impatient called to Matthew, "Hurry now good sir, I don't want anything bad to happen to my monocle, its worth thousands of bits."

As Matthew caught wind of this, he instantly froze. 'Oh god, I really am in Equestria like in those fanfics, but then that means that i'll need money, or "bits" to say, in order to survive out here. I have two options: I could attempt to lie to the monster that it isn't here, and make off with the monocle to sell for a high price, that is if I can find a town, that i'm pretty sure that this monster can tell me the location of where it is, Ooooorrrr give him his monocle and possibly, maybe, perhaps, die of starvation.' Good sir, is their something wrong? has something happened to my monocle?" said the serpent. Matthew cringed. What side will he take? he never stole something very important and it sure would be wrong to take advantage of a very nice creature, maybe it would be better if he gave it back.

Matthew came to a decision. He grabbed the monocle and walked over to the serpent offered it with both hands.

"Is this your monocle?" The serpent took the monocle slowly and began to inspect every inch of it, making sure nothing was wrong with it, until he let out a joyous giggle.

"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!!! My monocle!!!!!! How wonderful!!!!!" yelled the serpent, shaking with glee. He then placed the monocle onto his left eye.

"now I can finally wear my hat!" said the serpent, who pulled out a top hat from from nowhere and put it on.

"Now then ,Good Sir, who might you be? I believe I never seen something like you before in my life." asked the creature.

"Well sir, my name is Matthew, and who might you be?" Questioned Matthew.

"Hmm, Matthew, what an interesting name, well Matthew, my name is Steven, Steven Magnet." said Steven, who promptly raised his hat up, before setting it back on his head.

"Well its a pleasure to meet you Steven, But uh, do you happen to know where the closest town is, possibly?" asked Matthew.

Steven scratched his chin for a quick second, before pointing to a direction on the other side of the river.

"The closest town here is Ponyville, but be careful, you might scare the little ponies by how you look." Matthew nodded his head before smiling.

"I'll keep that in mind, Steven. Well, see you later." said Matthew, who began to cross the river, then found himself lifted off the grounded by Steven.

" *Ahem* allow me, good sir." Steven then placed Matthew onto the otherside of the river. "Thanks again Steven" thanked Matthew and thus, went on his way to the town.

"Best of luck Matthew, and if you meet Rarity, tell her I said hi!!!!" Yelled Steven.

"I will!!! Goodbye!!!" Matthew shouted back before leaving the area and aproaching the edges of the Everfree Forest.
"Ah-Ha!! thats what this place was!!" Matthew said to himself, as he began crossing over the-

TO BE CONTINUED.........

Ch.2: And so it Begins....with a Monocle Pt.2

Twins in Equestria

Ch.2: And so it Begins....with a Monocle Pt.2

As Matthew headed for Ponyville, the clouds behind him started to thunder and darken over the Everfree Forest. Matthew, not noticing, continued onward to Ponyville. Deep within the forest, the lightning filled sky had struck the crust of the planet to transport a young boy. That boy's name is Mark. As Mark rose to his feet, he looked around to check his surrounding. 'where am I?' Mark thought to himself. 'Um, did I cause this?' Noticing the crater on the ground that he came from. "That's pretty badass" Mark said to himself. Mark walked out of the crater and walked in a random direction. "Damn I should have payed more attention in geography class." Mark muttered to himself, while stomping through the sticks and branches in the forest. He continued aimlessly wandering, until he reached a river. "Crap, a river. Should I cross it? I don't want to get my clothes all wet right now..." just then, the river started bubbling up. "What the fuck?!" Was all he could say when suddenly, a large serpent came out from the river in front of him. "Holy shit!!!" Mark screamed. "Oh, Matthew?? What are you doing here?" Asked the thing. It was Steven Magnet. "Matthew? I'm not Matt." Mark told Steven. It was quiet, until Steven started bursting out with laughter. "What's so funny?!" Asked Mark, a little irritated. "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho that's priceless! That's a good one Matthew!" Mark stood there dumbstruck. "Steven?" Mark tried calling him, but it was no use. The gargantuan serpent was laughing to loud to hear anyone. "Steven... Steven!... STEVEN!" Mark was getting angry, and that wasn't a good thing. Steven continued to laugh at Mark until- " HEY! LISTEN TO ME YOU STUBBORN JACKASS!!! I AM NOT MATTHEW, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!" Mark yelled at Steven. Steven covered his mouth, trying to hide giggles. "Hehehe, okay then, what is your name sir?" He asked. "My name is Mark, Matthew is my little brother. Have you seen him?"

"Oh! that explains how come you're very rude." Said Steven. Mark, pretending to not hear that asked again. "Yeah, so have you seen him?" Steven replied, " why yes I have. I was the one who helped cross through the river to get to ponyville after all." Said Steven proudly. "You helped him?questioned Mark. "Yes sir, I did. He found found my monocle, so I merely repayed him in kind." Steven answered. "Well can you help ME cross the river? Asked Mark. "Most certainly sir, any friend of his is a friend of mine." Stated Steven, who lowered his hand, which Mark hopped onto. Steven turned his hand to the other side, when suddenly something in the river tickled Steven's tail. Steven yelped and released his hold on Mark to grab his tail. Mark lost control of himself to the raging current of the river and the last thing he yelled was "STEVEN!!!!! YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!!"

"I'm sorry Mark!!!" Yelled Steven.

Mark bobbling up and down, gasping for air. "Fuck!" Mark yelled. Quickly, Mark pushed himself towards the side of the river. He barely caught onto a branch sticking out. As he pulled himself out of the river, he noticed that ponyville was on his side. "Fuck yeah!" Mark said. He then, began walking along the side of the river, just to see where it would lead him. Stopping himself before he went any further, he saw a cottage. 'That must be Fluttershy's cottage.' Mark thought. As Mark walked to the cottage, he saw something in the window. Two little beady eyes shot him a mean glare. 'Is that? No way' He thought to himself. Mark advanced to the door, and when he did, he felt as if something was watching him. Mark knocked on the door, but didn't get an answer. He knocked again, and got the same results. Being curious as always, he opened the door. "Hello? Uhh....anyPONY home? The lights were on, but nobody was home. 'Must be at the town, maybe Matthew's with her as well.' Mark thought. Before he was able to do anything, the door closed, revealing a very hyper looking Lyra Heartstrings staring at him. "What's the rush?!" She said slowly approaching Mark. "Umm... excuse me, but I have to get going, I need to find my brother right now....so if you don't mind I'll be leaving now." Said Mark, nervously. "I always knew humans were real, and I'm not going to let you go so easily." She said in a maniacal way. Lyra reached for Mark's belt, but seeing what see wanted, Mark moved away from her reach. "What the FUCK are you doing?!" Said an enraged Mark. "Nopony has ever seen a human before. It would be a shame if I let you go." As Lyra finished her sentence, she attempted to tackle Mark, but Mark juked her and sprinted out the house, however Lyra grabbed on to Mark's shirt with her teeth.

"Get the FUCK OFF MY BACK YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!! mark yelled. The boy slammed his back on a tree, knocking Lyra out and off of Mark's back. Mark blasted out of there with speed close to rivaling the sonic rainboom. As Mark ran across the bridge over another river, he stopped to catch his breath. He checked to see if Lyra was still chasing after him. Thankfully there was no sign of her presence anywhere. He went on his way and saw a really tall castle way out in the distance. "That must be Canterlot." Said Mark. 'Hmmm.... maybe I can get directions to ponyville from there, but I should hurry before it gets dark." Mark said, as he made his way to the royal castle. After hours of seemingly endless trees, he made it to the castle. At the entrance, there were two guards that moved in his way, but were a little intimidated by his sheer size.

Stop! Who are you?! What business do you have here?! Barked one of the guards. "I wish to speak with the Princess."

"Well you can't! Only those who are invited can speak to the princess!" Bellowed the other guard.

"C'mon guys just let me inside, it'll be our little secret."

"Forget it!!"

"Well screw you too!"

"Leave the premises now!! Or we'll be forced to arrest in the name of Celestia!"

"Fuck that!!! I'm staying here!!"

"Sir!! This is your last chance, leave now!!"

"LAST CHANCE, MY ASS!!!" I demand to see one of the princesses, I have my rights!!"

"You leave us no choice sir."

"Alright! Alright! I'm leaving! Is it your time of the month again?! Don't get your panties in a bunch, God!!!"

Mark knew couldn't take on the whole army, so he flipped the guards off and left. He hid behind a tree and waited for the guards to change their posts, which didn't take very long. As soon as the guards left, Mark sprinted into the castle. As he went into the royal gardens, he saw an open window. He looked around for things to stack onto eachother. When he finished, he climbed up the stack, and held on the cracks of the castle to help him reach the window. He reached and pulled himself into the window. As he made it in the into the castle, there was something strange. The room was kinda steamy and there was water running. 'Aww shit' Mark though . He was in the royal showering room. He heard the song "Luna" playing on an old-looking radio. "I wonder who it could be in here" Mark said sarcastically. Right when he headed for the door, he accidentally stepped on a banana peel, which caused Mark to slip and fall. "Dammit Trollestia" muttered Mark. "WHO'S THERE?!!" Boomed Luna, in the royal Canterlot voice. Just then, the water stopped. 'Oh shit!!! Need to hide! Need to hide! Need to hide! Nee- Ah-HA! There!' Thought Mark. Mark quickly jumped into a stall before Luna poked her head out. "I could've sworn I heard'eth something ." Luna said, as she got another towel and dried her mane. After she was done drying herself, she left the shower room.

'Whew, that was a close one.' Thought Mark. As he walked through the hallway, he noticed two big doors with a sun crest on both of them. Mark walked towards the doors and entered the room. It was very dark, but you could easily see Celestia asleep on her bed. "Well then, I guess I only have one other option left." Said Mark, as he saw the door to Luna's room. As he entered, he looked around the room to see if there was anyone in the room. " Hmm.... that's strange. I just saw Luna come in here a while ago. Where did she go?" Mark wondered. Just then, he turned around to see the princess staring directly at him in the face. "Well well well, what do we have here? We knew we heard something earlier."

"Um........ this isn't what it looks like? Heheh?"

TO BE CONTINUED........

Ch. 3: What happened to love and tolerate?!

Twins in equestria

Ch.3: What happened to love and tolerate?!

25 minutes before Mark entering Fluttershy's Cottage.....
Matthew was getting bored. Encountering Steven was exciting, but this?! He had been walking for what seemed like forever in this forest. He continued forward, thinking of ways to distract him from his boredom, that is, until he saw the Cottage.

'Yeah! I know who can help me, and that's Fluttershy. She's always kind to creatures they don't know of, except for dragons, and I'm not a dragon, so I fit the creature category just fine. Wait, why am I talking to myself?! Just knock on the door already.' Matthew thought.

He knocked on the door and earned a quick "coming" response. Fluttershy was feeding her pets, until somepony knocked on the door.

'That's funny, usually everypony is busy right now, maybe Twilight and them are going to have a picnic.' Thought Fluttershy, as she opened the door.

When the door opened, Matthew didn't see anyone there he looked in before hearing heavy breathing. He looked down to see Fluttershy cowering under him, most likely scared.

'She'll think of me as a nice creature right?' Worried Matthew, right before hearing a scream louder than anything he ever heard come directly from her.

"Hey! Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you Fluttershy-" As soon as Fluttershy heard her name she bolted past Matthew and galloped into the forest, knocking him down.

"Wait! Come back!" Shouted Matthew, beginning his chase after Fluttershy.

'For a pony, she can really book it.' Thought Matthew.

As Fluttershy looked behind her, she saw the creature getting closer little by little. This made her start flying, until she got smacked by a branch, knocking her back down. After catching up to the shy pegasus, Matthew noticed a lot of animals staring at him.

"Okay this can end either really good or extremely bad." Matthew muttered, as prepared to try and befriend Fluttershy.

"Hey, uh....that was quite a little raspberry you had there..um, I was wondering if you could show me to the closest town here?" Asked Matthew.

"It's just over there..." murmured Fluttershy, pointing to an obvious Ponyville.

Matthew facepalmed himself for asking such a silly question.

"Thanks, my name's Matthew, if you're alright with me telling you." Said Matthew.

"Not at all, though I uh never heard anypony with that kind of name before." Fluttershy said.

'That's because its a human name.' Thought Matthew. "Yeah well, can you take me to there? They might not trust me without you." Asked Matthew.

"Well I guess..." muttered Fluttershy. "Really you'll come?" Asked Matthew, suprised.

"Sure, I need to get some feed for my animals anyways." Said Fluttershy.

"Thanks, that's very nice of you." Thanked Matthew.

"Oh, i-its no problem.." Fluttershy responded, blushing a little.

"Alright, well let's get going, don't want to be out here too long." Said Matthew, as he began walking Ponyville, with Fluttershy leading the way.

'Heh, still remember what Mark would say "Dat Plot" heheh. I'm sure gonna miss him.' Thought Matthew, looking down.

Fluttershy saw from the corner of her eye, Matthew looking down.

"Are you ok, Matthew?" Fluttershy said, with a slight compassionate tone in her voice.

Matthew quickly looked up. "Huh?! Oh no! Nothing's wrong!" Matthew said, with a sheepish smile. Fluttershy sighed.

'She's probably wondering what I am right now, hopefully the others won't wonder as well.' Worried Matthew.

Umm, Matthew? We're here...' Fluttershy said.

"Wow, so this is Ponyville upclose......thanks Fluttershy." Thanked an astonished Matthew.

"O-oh its no problem." Fluttershy said, bashfully.

As Matthew was about to take his first step in the town, he was knocked back by a purple bolt.

"Matthew!" Cried Fluttershy.

"Owww!!! The heck was that?!" Yelled Matthew.

"Get away from Fluttershy you ungrateful ruffian!!!"

Matthew was soon Pelted by diamonds covered in blue magic.

"E-eek!"

Matthew turned to see Fluttershy taken by a rainbow blur.

"Fluttershy!!!" Exclaimed Matthew.

"Who are you?! Why did you fillynap Fluttershy?! Are you a spy?! Answer me!" Roared Rainbow Dash.

"What are you talking about?! I'm just a visitor!" Matthew yelled back.

"Are you an alien? Ooooh! What's y-" said Pinkie Pie, before getting a hoof in her mouth.

"I don't think he'll say anything unless we force him to." Said Twilight, charging up her magic.

"Whoa! Guys, I don't mean you any harm. Why would I "fillynap" Fluttershy?! Said Matthew.

"Oh boy, hogtie'in em may be jus' ah little t'uff." Said Applejack, sending Matthew sprinting away from them.

"Hey! Get back here!" Matthew heard the cyan pony yell, before running into a field, followed by the Mane Six.

'Oh this is great, just great. Now they're after me! What's the worst that could happen now?!'

(Meanwhile, back at Canterlot.....)

"HEY!!! Let me out!! I wasn't going to do anything!! I swear it!!" Mark yelled, shaking the bars.

"SILENCE!!!" Boomed Luna, knocking Mark back with the royal Canterlot voice.

'To think I favored you instead of Celestia.' Thought Mark.

"Thou has't tried to catch a peepshow of we. How does thou plead?" Demanded Luna.

"I'm not going to plead for shit, bitch!! I didn't do anything!!" Mark snapped Luna.

"Thats it!!" Shouted Luna, sealing Mark's mouth shut with her magic.

"Anyways, we have reports of a being not pony-like sighted around Ponyville." Luna told the guards.

"Matthew?!" Mark thought.

"I want the creature back here alive, so Celestia and we can interrogate it." Luna ordered.

"Yes ma'am, we'll send troops to ponyville right away." Said one of the guards.

"Good now leave." Said Luna, trotting out of the cellroom, satisfied.

'Well now, I need to get out of here and find Matthew, before that bitch gets her dirty little hooves on him.' Mark thought to himself.

The boy looked for anthing that would aid in his escape. To his suprise, he found a squeaky banana toy under the mattress.

'What the hell is this doing here?' Mark wondered. Just then, he noticed a screw sticking out of the cell door.

"Hmm..." Mark then asked the guard a question.

"Hey, who built this?"

"Why do you want to know that?"

"because, the uh... design is......... flawless?"

"Some new employee named Derpy Whooves."

Mark then began laughing out loud, and kicked the door in.

"What the hay?! Somepony stop that thing!!!" Yelled the guard.

Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!" Roared the teen, as he rammed the guard through the other door.

He then ran into the royal gardens.

"How the hell do I get out of this shithole?!" Mark wondered.

"There it is! Get that thing!!" Shouted one of the guards.

Mark sprinted across the garden and went for a door. He quickly locked the door, only to turn and find himself in the royal dining room, both Celestia and Luna sitting there, confused as to what they are seeing.

"Dear sister, who or what, is that? Asked Celestia.

"YOU!! GET OVER HERE!! Yelled Luna, quickly getting off her chair and charging at Mark.

With no time to waste, Mark ran into a hallway that lead to the main hall.

"Fucking shit! Shit! Shit! Leave me alone DOUCHENOZZLE!!!!" He barked at Luna, closing in on him.

As he busted out through the main entrance doors, he ran as fast as he could across a bridge, but with Luna going at her full speed, he won't make it.

He quickly took control of the situation, and jumped off the bridge an into a very long river.

"Noo!" Raged Luna, watching Mark float quickly away and out of sight.

"No matter, we still have the other one ready to capture, I must inform Tia of the problem at hoof." Said Luna, as she took to the skies and began flying back to Canterlot.

When Mark got out of the river, he found himself in another forest.

"Crawl out from one hole and into another. Better hurry and find Matthew." Mark said to himself, as he walked into another forest.

(Back to Matthew)

Matthew was very fatigued. He was being chased the Mane Six, which later became a whole mob of ponies, including background characters. So far it's been only 10 minutes, sure he's faster, however in the long run, they'll ultimately catch him for sure. He had to find a way to ditch them, but how?

'Wait, what's that up ahead?' Matthew saw something in the distance.

He began sprinting faster until he came to see it was a squad of the royal guards, charging at full speed.

"C'mon!! Give me a break already!!" Matthew yelled, as he turned to see the crowd getting evermore closer.

"Alright girls, we're catching up to him!!" Encouraged Twilight, making the mob gallop faster than before.

'Great just great. I got the guards in front and the girls in back. Think Matthew think!' As if on cue, a shining ray of light went down one direction.

"That'll work!" Exclaimed Matthew, running down the direction, in which the light faced. As he ran, he started to make out a cliff at the end.

"What the FUCK?!" Shouted Matthew. He made a hard jerking stop at the edge, hopelessly turning to see the guards and the civilians trap him.

"Good job everypony!!" We got him for sure!" Stated Twilight. The new formed crowd began cautiosly approaching him.

"Wait! I didn't do anything! Fluttershy was just going to show me the way to town, Twilight! Honest!" Pleaded Matthew.

"Wait a minute,, how do you know my name?!" Questioned Twilight.

"Ummm.... lucky guess?" Matthew said with a sheepish smile.

"All the more reasons to capture you." Twilight said coldly.

"Umm..Twilight? Actually, I wa-" was Fluttershy said, before getting cut off by Twilight.

"You don't have to defend him anymore Fluttershy, you're going to be okay now." Said Twilight.

"She speaks the truth Twilight." Matthew said, before having Twilight glare daggers at him.

"Quiet you!!" She snapped.

"Twilight dear? I do believe we should hoof him over to the guards now." Rarity said.

"Not before I buck his teeth in first!!" Huffed Rainbow Dash.

'Cocky little shit.' Matthew thought staring insanely at Rainbow Dash.

The ponies cut off his thought as they got closer to him.

'Welp, this may just be the most dumbest thing i've ever done before.' Matt finally thought to himself.

"Wait! I have one last thing to say!"

The ponies stopped where they were, and after a long pause, Matthew jumped off the cliff.

"See ya suckers!! Hahahahaha!" Matthew shouted, laughing to himself, until he came to a hard stop in mid-air.

"What the?" Matthew said, soon coming face to face with Twilight.

"You were saying? Twilight said smugly, as the whole crowd cheered, except for Fluttershy. Matthew sighed, as he became imprisoned inside a large purple sphere.

"Spike, take a letter. Demanded Twilight, feeling proud of her accomplishment.

"Sure thing Twi." Replied Spike, pulling out a quill and scroll from out of nowhere. (most likely from his ass.)

"Dear Princess Celestia. We would like to inform you tha-"

Put down the scroll now, and i promise i'll knock you out quick!

to be continued on Ch.4: The Big Brawl

Ch. 4: The Big Brawl

Twins in Equestria

Ch. 4: The Big Brawl

"Put down the scroll now, and i promise i'll knock you out quick!"

Matthew looked up to see the ponies at.......Mark? "Maaarrk!!" Matthew screamed. "There's two?!" Twilight shouted in confusion. Mark then dashed through the crowd, which was pretty easy, due to them being terrified. "Matthew!" Yelled Mark, as he grabbed Twilight's horn tightly. "Yeoow!!! Let go of my horn!! Let go!!! Let go!!!" Twilight wailed. "Get him out of that crap! Unless you want a species change!" Demanded Mark. "Ok! Ok! I'll release it!" Cried Twilight, releasing Matthew from the bubble looking prison. "One more thing! We're guys, not its!"Mark said, before knocking out Twilight with a karate chop to the back of the head. "TWILIGHT!!!" Shouted the other girls. Matthew then rose to his feet and walked next to Mark." Well that was close. Now let's get out of here." Matthew said to Mark. "Hey!!! Nopony hurts my one of my friends!!!" Roared Rainbow Dash, who took to the air and lunged at Mark.

(insert random fight bgm: Run around- Digimon adventure trololol)

"Oh crap!!! Mark! Lookout!!" Matthew yelled, pushing Mark out of the way, grabbing the incoming pegasus and slamming her to the ground. "Rainbow Dash!!" Exclaimed Applejack, pulling out a rope from nowhere and roping Matthew's leg, sending him to his feet. "You redneck bitch!!!" Raged Mark, tackling Applejack into a cartoonish dustkicking fight, with Pinkie joining in as well. "You're mine!!!" Yelled Rainbow, jumping onto Matthew, hoofing him all over his head. "Ow!! Get off! Freak'n lesbian! Get off!" Matthew roared, throwing her off him, but was rammed by Cloudchaser. "Get away from her, you monster!" She barked. "Oh don't worry you'll get your fair share as well." Stated Matthew, before getting hit by both Thunderlane and Flitter. "Just try it." Challenged Thunderlane, joined by Cloudchaser, Flitter and Rainbow. "I'll take on all of you at once.(reference)" Matthew snapped at them, before advancing.

Just a distance away, the dustkicking fight was still going on, now including Rarity, Derpy and Berry Punch.

"*CHOMP!!! aaaaAAAH!!! YOU FUCKER!!!!!"

"*CHOMP!! OW! My hoof!"

"*OOPS! My bad!"

"That's it!!!!" Mark shouted, rolling out of the sphere of hoofs and hindlegs, only to turn and see Big Mac (slightly above his waist) and Cheerilee, staring at him. "Y'all just aren't gonna give me a fucking break, are ya?" Mark said, getting bucked by both ponies, sending him a small distance. "Eenope." Big Mac said flatly, approaching Mark. "huh, gotta thank cartoon effects, or else I would've been out before this fight even begun. Alright, let's dance, Clifford." Mark said boldly. Bic Mac lundged at Mark, who quickly side-stepped the attack and punished with a left hook to the muzzle, that is, until Cheerilee came up from behind and bucked the back of one of Mark's legs. Mark almost fell, but used his other leg for support, until he was instantly slammed down by the weight of Big Mac." Oh fuck! We're goin down!! But not without knocking someone else out!" Mark said, kicking Big Mac off, right before pouncing on him. "Let's see how you fucking like it!!!" Mark yelled, raising his fist to punch Big Mac square in the face, but was cut off as he saw rope quickly go on his hand, pulling him off. "G'it off'a m'ah brother, you creep!" Applejack shouted. " I have a name y'know" He snapped at country mare. "Now everypony!! G'it em!!!" yelled Applejack, as Mark began being bombarded by a good amount of ponies, all latching on to him to bring him down. "NO!! FUCK THAT!!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!!" Mark struggled to say, with all the ponies on him. Suddenly, a pony fell in front of Mark. The twin then took this opportunity of grabbing the stallion and swinging him around, causing the ponies to fall off him, and get smacked by the unlucky pony that was screaming it's hea of, while being swung around like a ragdoll. "Yeah! Get some!" Mark boasted before getting tackled again by Big Mac, but Mark was prepared for this and continued rolling on the ground, until Mark came out on top. "That's how you do it bitch!!" Mark laughed, as he unleashed a barrage of punches at the apple bucking stallion.

"OKAY!!! MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!!!" Matthew screamed, flying right over Mark. Thunderlane, along with Cloudchaser and Flitter, rammed the younger twin onto the ground. Matthew groaned in pain, as he rose up to his knees. "What could I possibly done to deserve this, my lord?!" matthew shouted to the sky, leaving the three ponies confused. "Sneak attack!" Matthew quickly said, before knocking out Thunderlane with an uppercut, Flitter a hard left, and a dropkick on Cloudchaser for the win. 'Dropkick FTW.' Matthew thought. Then a jewel smacked him straight in eye. "aargh! my eye!!" Matthew holllered in agony. "Hah! take that you no good brute!" Rarity said. "Oh it's go time, you slut." Matthew roared at her, as he began charging at her. He could feel the pelting of the diamonds, sapphires, rubies, etc. When he got close enough, he grabbed her mane and threw her up in the air. "What are you doing?! put me d- aaaaaahhh!!!!" Screamed Rarity, while she was in mid-air. Matthew then cocked his fist back and proceeded to slam Rarity to the ground, unconscious. "Five down." Matthew said to himself. He turned to see Fluttershy staring at him, frozen in fear, as the animals began watching what was happening. "It's alright. I'm no- " He was cut off by the sound of screaming, coming from the shy pony. "hey! calm down! wh- OH GOD!!!! GET OFF!!!! AAAHH!! MY DICK!!! MY BALLS!!!!" Matthew hollered in agony. Angel then joined in, jumping onto to Matthew and biting the shit out of his nose. "aaAAh!! YOU!!!!" Matthew shouted, grabbing Angel by the ears and throwing the bunnie a good distance away. When the animals caught sight of this, they began scurrying off back to their homes in fear. "Freakin little craps, biting me in the dick." Matthew said. He turned back to Fluttershy, but was greeted instead with THE STARE. "Why did you do that?! That wasn't very nice! Who do you think you are, picking on small animals?!" Raged Fluttershy. Matthew tried to answer, but couldn't, he felt like he was paralyzed. "Well?! I'm Waiting!!" She snapped at Matthew. "ummm they were the ones that started it. All I did was defend myself." Pleaded Matthew, still under THE STARE. " Oh...sorry about that......though you shouldn't have thrown Angel like that." Fluttershy said, in a motherly type of tone. "Yeah, I shouldn't have...... but lets face it, he's an annoying little cunt." Matthew stated. "Quick!!!! bring him down everypony, while we still have a chance!" Matthew heard on pony say. He turned to see Mark covered in ropes, slowly being pulled downward. "Mark!!!!" Matthew cried. He sprinted to his brother's aid and began pulling the ropes off. "Stop that thing!!!" A royal guard ordered. Soon, alot of guards began pulling Matthew away. "Get off me!!!" Matthew yelled at the guards shaking some off, but was ultimately overrun by them. "Matt!!!! No!!!!!!" Mark began to have an adrenaline rush while running at the guards, pulling those that were unlucky enough to still be holding on to the ropes. Just when one guard looked behind him, Mark rammed a few guards off Matthew, allowing him to rise up and elbow one guard in the face, knocking him out. Matthew then caught a guard sneaking on Mark.. Sprinting as fast as he could, Matthew grabbed the stallion and knee'd it hard in the face, knocking him out as well. It wasn't long before MArk and Matthew found themselves back-to-back, surrounded by ponies.

"Well Matt.....you ready to get the fuck beat out of you?" Mark asked, giving a slight chuckle.

"You're a real comedian, y'know?" Matthew replied sarcastically.

"I try." Mark snapped at Matthew, before seeing the ponies charge all at once.

"ENOUGH!!!!!" Bellowed a voice that shook the ground. The crowd turned to witness Luna, accompanied by Celestia herself. "Let us handle them." Luna said, standing proud next to her sister. Mark started to laugh. "was not expecting this....Well, the bigger they are, the harder they'll fall." Mark said, right before getting trapped in yellow aura. " What the fuck?" Exclaimed Mark. "What the hell did you do?!" Matthew yelled at the royal sisters, before getting trapped in blue aura this time. "Fear not, subjects! We have caught the beasts!" Luna announced happily. The whole crowd began to cheer. "unh....What happened?" Twilight asked, awaking from being knocked out by Mark. "Don't worry Twi, we got it all taki'n care of." Applejack assured Twilight. "Okay then, where's Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked. the group turned and saw Rainbow on the ground, knocked out of course. "Srnklkje.....I amfisjhchnjdd..... in all equestria." Mumbled Rainbow. "Oh my....He knocked her all the way back to flightcamp." Fluttershy muttured. "Have no fear ponies, we'll find out who or what they are." Celestia assured the crowd, as they started cheering louder. "We have fucking names y'know!!! You can ask what they fu-" Mark shouted in rage at Celestia, before being muted by her magic. 'So much for friendship being magic......' Mark thought.

Ch. 5: Escape from Canterlot

Twins in equestria

Ch. 5: Escape from Canterlot

The day after the fight, in the cell.....

"Okay okay, I spy with my little eye..." Mark said. "Mark, shut the fuck up." Matthew snapped at Mark. "Hey don't blame me for getting us in here! You must have done something to piss them off to the point where they nearly bit my leg off. Besides, they wouldn't do anything seriously bad to us. They're just ponies right?" Mark questioned. "Yeah, I suppose you're right about that...Well, what do we do now?" Matthew asked. I don't know." Mark replied. "Hey! Quiet in there!" The jailor told the twins. "Fuck you bitch! Eat a sack of baby dicks motherfucker!" Mark yelled at the pony. "Mark! Calm down, we gottta find a way to get the heck outta here."Matthew told Mark quietly. "And I think I have one." Matthew said. "Alright then, what do you have in mind?" Mark asked.

(In the throne room.)

"Celestia, why do we not banish those two bafoons now?!" Luna questioned. "Because dear sister, those two don't have any will to bring evil. They are harmless." Celestia assured her sister. "Fine. Just so you know, if anything goes wrong, it's your fault." Luna warned her sister. "Hehe, it's funny when she gets upset." Celestia chuckled to herself as she walked out of the room to join her sister.

(Back in cell.)

Matt, are you sure this is gonna work?" Mark asked uncertainly. "Don't worry champ, I got this under control." Matthew told Mark. "Hey! Sir! Over here!" Matthew called to the jailor. "What do you want?" Questioned the guard. "Can Mark go to the bathroom? He needs to go bad." Matthew pleaded, with Mark was groaning on the floor. "Fine. Stay where you are though, I'm unlocking it right now." The guard ordered Matthew. When the guard finally unlocked the door, the twins grabbed the guard and pulled him into the room, and the sound of punching and kicking could be heard coming from the cell. "Alright, we got the keys. Now what, genius?" Mark asked. "Now, we get the heck outta here." Matthew replied. "Hey Wind Crest! It's time to switch posts, so I'm coming down." A guard yelled, trotting down a set of stairs that led to the cell's room. "Fucking shit, what do we do?" Matthew worried. "I'm guessing this wasn't part of of your plan?" Mark wondered. "Noo, really?" Matthew told Mark. Matthew looked frantically around the room, until he saw his prayer of an answer. "You gotta be kidding me." Matthew muttered. When the guard finally arrived, he saw Wind Crest sitting in the corner of the jailroom, with sunglasses on. "Um, Wind Crest? What are you doing?" The guard asked, his voice very gruff. "Uh, nuthin much. Just watching those things, makin sure they don't try anything funny." Matthew imitated the unconscious guard's voice horribly, while using strings to hold up the pony and having Mark hoist hold his brother on his shoulders, grunting in pain. "Are you alright?" The guard asked, taking a hoof forward. "W-what makes you say that?"Matthew asked, moving the guard away from the other one. "Your voice isn't as low as always. Why is that?" The guard questioned further, slowly advancing to his comrade. "Uh.....Sore throat?" Matthew said sheepishly. 'Goddammit Matthew! Why didn't he let me talk instead?!" Mark thought, still holding Matthew up with frustration. "You were fine before this." The guard stated. "So.." Matthew said. "Something's off about you.", said the guard, passing by the shocked twins. "You're wearing sunglasses. You always hated sunglasses." The guard added now upclose to the sleeping soldier. "Well then..." Matthew whispered. Matthew then quickly got off Mark and the two ran at the guard. "Wind Crest are yo- GUARDS!!!!! GUARDS!!!!!! THE PRISONERS HAV- OOF!" The guard yelled before getting tackled and pummeled unconscious by the two brothers. "You talk too much." Mark said. "Alright Mark, do you remember the way out when we were put here?" Matthew asked Mark. "Hell if I know. The first time I was here I was chased out, and this time I just didn't pay attention." Mark replied. "So then we go the old-fashioned way?" Matthew asked again. "Eeeyup, and we got the keys." Mark said, twirling the keys with his finger. "Alright. Let's do this."
There were two guards patrolling the hallways, but stopped when they heard two voices yell-

"LLEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The twins shouted, bursting through the door with the key and took off in another hallway. "GUARDS! THE PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED!" Yelled one of the guards for all stallions to hear. Suddenly, the whole castle was flooded with guards. "Aww shit! Not another fight!" Matthew wailed. "Shut up and run you jackass!" Mark shouted at Matthew. The two into some sort of office. "Mark , they're gonna find us." "No they won't. Now shut up." Then it got silent. Mark slowly moved to the door and turned the knob open. Matthew scooted back from the door. Mark peeked out to see if anyone was there. "There's nobody here." Mark said. What the?! Hey! Who are you two?! What are you doing- wait a minute. You two must be the prisoners! Surrender in the name of Celestia!" A well known voice said from behind them. Mark and Matthew glanced behind them to see a furious Shining Armor behind them. "Who sent you here? Answer me!!" Barked Shining Armor. "Umm... nobo-" Matthew said before getting inturrupted by Mark. "He'sadeadmanjustlikeyou!!" Mark quickly yelled at Shining Armor, before throwing a random vase to distract him. The two began to run away from Shining Armor. "Very well. I always preferred the hard way." Shining Armor said, taking off after the two. "Shit! Run! Run! Run!" Mark cried. "You can't escape! I am captain of the royal guard!!" Shining Armor yelled as galloped after the humans, slowly catching up to the boys. "Matt, move your ass! He's getting closer!" Mark yelled. "I can see that!" Matthew yelled back. The boys continued sprinting, switching hallways with Shining Armor hot on their trail. "Take that door over there!" Matthew told Mark as he pointed to a door. "No need to tell me twice." Mark said, unlocking the door as fast he can. "There you are! I got you now!" Shining Armor yelled at them, before galloping towards them. "Mark, hurry up! He's coming! Matthew exclaimed. "I'm going as fast as I can!" Mark replied. "I told you before, you can't escape! I'm CAPTAIN of the ROYAL GUARD!" Shining Armor yelled, grinning like a madman. "I got the door open! Damn confusing keys..." Mark said as the twins got in the room. "Oh no you don't!!!" Shining Armor yelled making a lunge for the door, but was too late, as he smacked straight into the now locked door. "I know you're in there!!!" Shining Armor roared, getting back up and proceeding to hoof the door down. "Block the door!" Mark told Matthew, as he pushed tables towards the door, blockading it. "You're only extending your punishments!" Shining Armor yelled as banging intensified by his magic. "Mark! I can't hold it much longer!" Matthew told his brother. " here. Move out of the way." Mark ordered as he moved an entire bookshelf to the block the door. "Phew. That was close." Mark said. "Come out and face me you cretins!" The enraged captain yelled. "Um, how about no?" Mark replied. "When I get in there, I'm gonna make you regret ever saying that!" The stallion raged. "Matt, we better get out of here." Mark said, opening a window. "Like hell I'm climbing out!" Matthew said. "Hmm? You say something?" Mark said as he was already outside.

BAM!!!!!

The door finally gave in and broke, letting in a very angry Shining Armor. "Where are you?!" He screamed, until he noticed an open window, but by the time he looked out, the Twins were already gone. "Well, that was fun." Mark said as the two were heading down a path that lead to the city of Canterlot. "Mark, we got another problem." Matthew said. "And what is that?" Mark asked. "How do we get through the town without being noticed? Matthew told him. "That I have no idea. The guards are probably still at the castle." Mark replied, as they approached the town gate. "But we're not." A calm voice came from behind them. They turned to see both Princess Celestia and Luna staring at them. "Where does thou think they are going?" Luna questioned. "If you must know, we're going to see Ophelia." Mark said. "Ophelia who?" Celestia asked. "Ophelia Hiney." Mark answered. "Oh feel my hiney?" Said a dumbfounded Celestia, as the boys laughed while running into the town. "Tia? Tia!" Luna yelled, snapping Celestia out of her confused state. "What? What happened?" Celestia asked once again. "Thou was in a trance, while those things went into the town. They're getting away!!" Luna informed her elder sister. "Right, you take the quiet one. I'll get the one that pulled a fast one on me." Celestia ordered and the royal sisters took to the skies, in search of their targets.

(Activate "Escape from the City" BGM.)

"Well this is going just great!" Mark said sarcastically. "Less talk, more running!" Matthew said. The two Twins ran through the bustling streets of the town a high-class ponies. "Ahh! What is that?! Watch where you're going! Do you mind?!" The ponies cried, as they were all getting either bumped, pushed, or shoved out of the way. It wasn't long before they heard Luna's booming voice. "Aha! Now we got you! Sister! Over here!" Luna shouted. "Aww crap!" Matthew whined. "Matt..." Mark said. "What?!" Barked Matthew. "Get that ass moving!!" Mark yelled. They increased their strides, but it was no use,. Luna was closing the gap between them. 'Fuck! There must be something that can help.' Mark thought

"Pie!!! Get your fresh pie here!!! 12 bits for one of the finest pies in Equestria!!!" A random pie maker shouted, while holding up a pie with his hoof. 'That'll come on handy.' Mark thought. He quickly snatched the pie and tossed it gently to Matthew while they ran. "The hell's this for?!" Matthew asked. "You'll see." Mark replied, before noticing a very random scooter that belonged to Scootaloo. 'Perfect.' Mark thought to himself. He grabbed the scooter from Scootaloo, pulled Matthew onto him and jumped onto the scooter. "Hey that's mine!!" Scootaloo yelled at the twins. "Mine now bitch!! Hahahahaha!!!" Mark laughed, until he remembered about Luna, who was even closer than before. "Go go go!!!" Matthew exclaimed. The boys then started going down a hill gaining speed and distance away from the lunar princess, all the while holding onto the scooter for their lives. "Holy shiiiiiiit!" Mark screamed. Then they went on flat ground. "Oh god that was freakin awesome." Mark said, while Matthew was shaking in fear. They looked behind them to see that Luna wasn't there. "What the?" Matthew said, puzzled. "Looks like we got away." Mark said laughing, until he was tackled down a few meters by a white blur, revealing Celestia on top of him. "Gotcha." She said. Luna simply flew down next to a suprised Matthew. "Well I believe I should send a message to elements to come here. I do believe it's time for us to introduce ourselves." Celestia said smiling, as she got up and helped Mark to his feet. Matthew and Luna simply stared awkwardly at eachother, until Matthew held out the pie to her.

"Pie?"

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Hey guys how do y'all like the story so far? Please leave some comments at the bottom if you don't mind and if you have questions about the story or the main characters, do not hesitate to ask, though if it's about Mark, ou can ask Blazefire, for he's the co-writer of this story. Anyways that's pretty much it, enjoy the story hope you like it.

Here's a sneek peek of next chapter

Meanwhile, the two brothers were waiting inside the throne room. "The fuck are they?! They should've been here by now!!" Mark said. "Calm down Mark! No need to be impatient." Matthew told Mark.

Suddenly, the Mane Six came bursting through the door. "Princess Celestia! We came as fast as we co-" Twilight immediately stopped, noticing how it was only the twins in the room with them. "What have you done with the Princess?!" Twilight demanded. "The fuck are you talking about?! We didn't do shit!!" Mark replied. "Why should I believe you/!" Asked Twilight. "Uh....because I'm super badass?"

Ch. 6: Misunderstandings

Twins in Equestria

Ch. 6: Misunderstandings

(At Twilight's house...)

Twilight was re-organizing her books, with Spike helping her as well, until the purple dragon coughed up a scroll. "What did Princess Celestia say?" Twilight asked. "It says she wants you and your friends to come to canterlot immediately. Sheesh, must be important." Spike told Twilight. "It might be about those things that were on the loose yesterday." Twilight said, rubbing her sore horn. "Maybe she's going to banish them to the moon." Twilight said to herself. "Well, you should probably get going. Wouldn't want to keep her waiting." Spike said to Twilight. "Your right about that." She replied.

(About 45 mins later at the castle...)

"God! Where the fuck are they?! They should've been here any minute by now!!" Mark yelled. "Calm down Mark! Gosh, you're always impatient." Matthew told Mark. "You wanna fight?!" Mark snapped. "Princess Celestia! We came as fast as w-" Twilight bursted into the room saying, before stopping herself to see the two boys, sitting on the royal throneseats. "W-what have you done to the princesses?!" Demanded Twilight. "What are you talking about?! We didn't do jack shit with those two." Mark yelled at Twilight from Celestia's seat. "Why should I believe you?!" Twilight roared, as her horn glowed. "Umm....because I'm super badass?" Mark said.

"YOU!!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, as she flew straight to Matthew's face. "You got lucky that one time. C'mon! Let's go!!" She raged , throwing random swings in the air. "Umm. Mark? Control your favorite character." Matthew told Mark, but he simply shrugged and backed away. "I'm right here! What?! Is someone scared of me now?!" Rainbow Dash egged on. "Get out of my face, before I roundhouse your ass!" Matthew threatened, curling his hands up into fists. "I'll never believe you! You're EVIL." Twilight said.

"What is going on here?"

Everyone turned to see the two Princesses standing at the door, suprised. "Princess Celestia!" Twilight cried, before kneeling down. Quickly, everypony kneeled down before her....except for Mark and Matthew, who got off the royal throneseats and simply stared. "You two! Bow down! this is Princess Celestia, ruler of all Equestria!!!" Barked one guard. You don't say?" Mark said sarcastically. The guard began growling in rage. "You mad bro?" Mark said, imitating a trollface. The guard was about to fly and tackle Mark, but was stopped by Celstia's hoof. "Stand down Light Shield. They're alright." Celestia ordered. The guard grunted before moving back to his post."I'm sorry about all this, my subjects tend to overreact to beings they never seen before." Celestia apologized. "You should keep your dogs on a leash, if you don't mind me saying." Mark told her. Celestia was shocked at that reply and pretended she did not hear it. "Forgive me for being rude but, Who and what are you? in all my years of ruling, I have never encountered species of your kind." said Celestia. Matthew was about to answer her questions, but was cut of by Mark.

"I'll start first. Hello, I'm Mark and....I, like to party." Matthew then proceeded to smack the back of his laughing brother's head. "Oww! Faggot...." Mumbled Mark. Sorry about that ladies. Allow me to start over. I'm Matthew and this is my dimwit of an older brother, Mark." the teen said. "S'up" Greeted Mark with his hands in his pockets. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Matthew. "CHARMED." Luna said in the royal Canterlot voice, with her hoof raised. Matthew's eardrums were screaming at him for being so upclose to her, but he simply ignored it and shook her hoof with his hand. "Likewise." Matthew said, gaining a small smile from Luna. "My my, T'is a Gentlecolt." Luna said. "W-what?!" Matthew stuttered, getting slightly nervous from that little comment. "What about me?!" Mark said, huffing. "As for thou, we are sorry for the trouble we caused. Can thou make peace with us?" Luna said, looking down. "Awww shucks, its OK." Mark said, blushing and looking down as well. "Well, now that we got that over with, time to meet the girls." Said Celestia. "We already know who they are, in fact, we knew who all of you are. " Matthew blurted out, before covering his mouth. "What do you mean?" Celestia asked. Mark quickly joined in. "uh, we heard the guards talking about them." Mark said quickly, cutting off the conversation. "Oh, Well then. What are you two?" Celestia asked again. "Well, you see, we are humans, Mark and I. We lived on a planet called Earth. But somehow, we were transported here by a portal." Matthew stated. "Shit happens, y'know?" Mark said. "We see.." Luna said. "Well, you are welcome to stay here in Equestria for as long as you like." Celestia offered. "That would be great princess." Matthew thanked. "Geeze Matt, don't be such a fucking kiss-ass." Mark said, with laughter in his voice. "Shut up Mark! These are the pirncesses we're talking to!" Matthew yelled at Mark.

"Please Matthew, call me Celestia." Celestia said to Matthew. "Yeah Matt, call her Celestia." Mark said smugly. Matthew ignored Mark's snide remark, in hope he won't proceed to beat the crap out of Mark. "We have a house for you too, as an act of peace between us." Celestia said. "Really? can you show us our house?" Matthew asked the princess. "Very well." She said, motioning the group to follow them. they went outside to see chariots waiting for them. "oh shit. We're about to go on a chariot." Matthew said excitedly. the princesses and the twins went onto the first one, while the girls went one the other ones. Soon, they took to the air and were heading to Ponyville. "whoa, so this is how it feels to be on one of these." Matthew said astonished. "No shit." Mark replied. "Fuck you." Matthew said. the group then flew close to one house that was bigger than all of them. "uhh.... is this our house?" Matthew asked. "Yes. Do you like it?" Celestia asked. "Like it? I love it!! it's a freakin mansion! its so big!" Matthew answered. "That's what she said." Mark snickered. "Dude seriously. Make one more snide comment like that, I swea-"

"Can we go see your house now?" Luna asked, as they have already landed. "oh....well that was rather quick." Matthew said. "But princess, I thought they were evil" Twilight asked. "No Twilight, they aren't They haven't given us any reason to think they are." Celestia said. as Mark and Matthew got out of the chariots, they took a good look at their house. It was big, the color was dark green, with windows on it. "Twilight, I want you to do something." Celestia said. "What is it you want me to do?" She asked. "I want you to show these two how things work around here." Celestia ordered "I understand Princess, you can count on me." Twilight saiod proudly. " *cough* fucking tool *cough *cough*." Mark said. "What?" Twilight wondered. "Nothing. So....we goin in or what?" Mark told the princesses. "Well that's the thing, you see.." Celestia said. "What do you mean?" Asked Matthew. "The inside of it isn't quite ready right now. Tomorrow, it'll be ready." She answered. "ah.." Matthew said. "Then where the fuck we gonna sleep then?!" Mark demanded. "Ah'll be will'in to take y'all in." Applejack offered. "Yeah, i'd rather not get tied up in my sleep and massacred." Mark muttered. "What wus that?" Applejack said. "what was what? Anyways, we should probably get goin. It's starting to get dark." Mark said.

After noticing how much time passed, they all bid their farewells and left. "Very well, we shall sttele all this tomorrow. Goodbye Mark, Matthew." Celestia said, before both sisters flew up and back to Canterlot. "Well uh... ah guess ah better take y'all to m'ah house." Applejack said. "Yeah, let's go." Matthew said. "The sooner, the better." Mark said. The three started on the way to her house about a few minutes ago. "How much farther is it?" Mark asked. "Should'nt be long now." The orange pony told him. They kept walking until

"I can see it now!!" Mark yelled. "Good. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!" Matthew yelled at Mark.

Applejack coughed nervously at the two twins that were close to throwing it down right then. "Uh, we're here. Let's go inside shall we?" She reasoned. The twins immediately stopped glaring at eachother and went inside. "Where's everyone at?" Matthew whispered to Applejack. "Ah reckon They're prob'ly sleep'n right now." Applejack replied. they went past the living room, where they found Granny Smith, sleeping on her chair, and up the stairs. "Well boys....there's one room over there" She said pointing to a room. "but one of y'alls gonna have to share a bed with me." She added in sheepishly. "I call other room!" Mark said ,before quickly walking into the room and closing it as Applejack whispered "Sorry". "Well...I guess we're sleepin together then?" Matthew said embarrased. "Heh....yea.. sorr b'out that." Applejack said. "Fortunately, its only today." Matthew joked. the two then entered her room and got on the bed, though it was awkward for the boy, as his legs stuck out off the bed. "Hey uh....Wut was yer name again? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." The country mare said nervously. "Matthew.." Matthew said quickly being overtaken by fatigue.

"Matthew huh? Well goodnight Matthew..."

"Goodnight....."

Mark got onto his bed, exhausted with all that happened. A badass motherfucker needs his sleep.
"Oh god, this is so fucking comfortable." Mark said, fixing into a comfortable position, and starting to fall asleep.

"........."

"Eeeeyup."

Hey guys, sorry about not posting all that time, i'm truly am. i've just been busy, that's all. But I try my best to keep you all satisfied with the story. I'll try to post the next chapter next week. See you then!!!!
(If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask.)

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"hey!!! the fuck's your problem bitch?!" Barked Matthew. "Maybe that'll be you if you don't get out of my way!!!!" Roared Gilda. "HEY!!!! Are YOU FUCKING WITH MATT?!" Yelled Mark. "Oh wow, there's two of you dweebs." Gilda said. "Shut the fuck up! this is gonna be between you and me you ugly whore!" Mark snapped at her. "Oh yeah?!" Gilda said, puffing out her chest to try and intimidate, which only made Mark more pissed. soon, there was a crowd of ponies watching the two. "Yeah bitch! What are you going to about it?! C'mon!! I'm right here!!!! Make my day whore!!! You got a big mouth!! Let's if you can back it up!!" Mark challenged. Enraged, Gilda screeched in rage and flew straight at Mark.
Mark then stuck his arms out.

"COME AT ME GRIFFIN!!!!!"

to be continued in Ch. 7: Come at me Griffin!

Ch. 7: Come at me Griffin!!!!

Twins in Equestria

Ch. 7: Come at me Griffin!!!!!

"Uuuhhhh...." Matthew yawned.

He looked around the room he was sleeping in to notice Applejack gone. 'Hmm, funny. I thought she slept here too.' Matthew thought. Suddenly the sound of a tree being hit could be heard outside the barn. He looked out the window to see Applejack out in the field bucking apples off the trees. 'I should've known.' Matthew began thinking to himself. He went down the stairs and into the kitchen to see a very pissed off Mark, who looked like he didn't get any sleep being poked by a cane coming straight from Granny Smith.

"Matt. Get her away from me. Right. Now." Mark growled.

"It talks!!" Cried Granny Smith.

"Hey could you please stop jabbing your cane in my brother's face? He'd appreciate it very much." Matthew told her, before the old mare screamed and tried to flee into the other room.

"Sweet Celestia! D'eres two of 'em! Save yerselfs!!"

"So...how was your sleep?" Matthew asked his older brother.

"..I don't want to talk about it." Mark muttered, letting his head fall onto the table.

"Oh....well we should probably see if Applejack needs any help." Matthew suggested.

"I suppose." Mark agreed.

The two went out into the huge field to find Applejack still bucking her apple trees. She then stopped once she saw the two approaching her.

"Hey there fellas. What brings y'all outside?" Applejack asked.

"We're here to see if we can help in any way we can, in payment for letting us stay at your house." Matthew said.

"Well if ya really feel the need to pay back your debt, you can pick up the apples that are knocked down and put them in the baskets." Applejack said.

"Sounds good to me." Mark said.

After a long and hardworking while, they finally finished picking up all the apples off the ground and put them into the baskets. Mark stood up and stretched, fixing any problems with his back.

"Ah, that's exactly what the docter ordered." He groaned.

"Well that's that. Anything else for us to do?" Matthew asked.

"Hmm... well you can see if Big Macintosh needs any help. You can probably find him in the barn." Applejack told the two.

"Alrighty then." Mark said.

They then went into the barn, where Big Mac was inside, tending to his tools.

"Hey, uh sir...Applejack told us to come see if you need any help. If you need, that is.." Matthew said, feeling slightly intimidated by the big stallion.

Big Mac chuckled at his nervousness, reminding him of his sister's shy friend.

"Ah'm good." He replied warmly.

"Oh..." Matthew said, letting an awkward silence fill the room. Big Mac then coughed.

"So... what's yer names? " Big Mac asked.

"I'm Matthew, but you can call me Matt, unless you'd rather say Matthew....and he is my older brother, Mark." Matthew answered.

"Kay then...hey Mark, ya mind bein' a sport an handing me a fresh apple?" Big Mac ordered.

Mark then grabbed a random apple from behind him and tossed it to the red earth pony.

"Thanks." Thanked Big Mac.

He took a bite a bite out of the apple before stopping a moment and turning Matthew.

"Hey Matt. Go see if Applejack needs anything, just in case." Big Mac said calmly, rather too calmly, which made Matthew even more nervous before leaving the two.

Now it was just Mark and Big Macintosh together. They stared at eachother for what seemed very long, until Big Mac threw the apple down, close to the boy's feet.

"Whoa! What the fuck?!" Mark exclaimed.

"AH SAID FRESH!!!!!!!" bellowed The buff pony. Mark was quiet, suprised at the sudden outburst.

"Now. Why did ah jus' do that?" Demanded Big Mac.

"Because I refused to spoon with you last night?" Mark answered.

Big Mac rolled his eyes before pointing to the barrel that Mark got the apple from. The twin looked at it, seeing the words "SPOILED" engraved on it.

"Oh....that's embarrassing." Mark said sheepishly.

"Eeeyup." Big Mac said.

"Well, I'm gonna go check up on them." Mark said before leaving the shed, rather quickly.

When he approached the door into the barn, he heard two voices talking. One Granny Smith and the other...Matthew?! He quickly entered to hear what the conversation was, but was already at the end of it.

"And that's how ya make Apple cider." Granny Smith stated proudly.

"Wow. It seems pretty hard." Matthew said.

" ya dern right it was!" The elder pony yelled in his face, causing Matthew to scoot back a little.

"Suddenly, a smelly odor came from the twins.

"Wut in tarnation is that smell comin from?!" Applejack yelled, trotting into the room.

"Sorry, we've been running and fighting y'all, so we couldn't clean ourselves. Well even if we weren't being chased by y'all, we probably wouldn't know where to take a bath." Matthew told her.

"Ah yeah, should've known. Sorry b'out that. Here, why don't y'all go get yourselves cleaned up at the spa. They know how to fix you up good." Applejack assured the twins, handing (hoofing) them a small bag of bits.

"Thanks." Matthew told Applejack, leaving with Mark to the town.

"No problem part'ner."

"God we've been walking FOREVER. Where the hell is this place?" Moaned Mark. The two had been walking around the town, constantly receiving stares from the ponies. They had been informed that the twins were not dangerous, but they were still wary of them.

"Relax brother, for it is right in front of us." Matthew said.

Right in front of them was, with big letters saying "PONYVILLE SPA". The two entered inside where they saw a mare with pink fur and a blue mane at the register reading a magazine.

"Go Matt." Mark said.

"What why?!" Matthew whispered as they walked slowly to the register.

"Because your a fag."

"Fuck you. You talk."

"Hell to the no."

"Why not?"

"Because I said so, do it."

"C'mon....."

"Do it ya wimp."

"Why do I have to? And not because I'm a "faggot", dick."

"Because you're the one holding the bag."

"B-but I'm not good at talking t-"

"Can I help you?"

The two brothers stopped having their quiet argument and looked in front, realizing they had just reached the counter. Mark then pushed Matthew a little ahead to make him talk. 'Bastard.' Matthew thought.

"Um, hey. I was uh, wondering if we could get uh, cleaned up. You know, because we uh, kinda stink a little and I'm pretty sure nobo- I'm mean, noPONY would like that. If you're alright with cleaning us." Matthew said muttering the last words he said.

The pony then lowered the magazine to see who it was, but nearly dropped it when she saw that not were they different species, they were twins.

"Oh I'm sorry! Where are my manners!" Exclaimed the pink spa worker, before quickly getting off her chair and trotting up to them.

"Hello! I'm Aloe!"

Suddenly another pony that mirrored Aloe, except that her mane was pink and her fur was blue, came out of nowhere.

"And I'm Lotus!"

"How may we be of service?" The twin mares said at the same time.

"Uh..." was the only thing Matthew let escape from his mouth.

"Oh right! You boys wanted to get cleaned up. Right this way!" And with that the twins pulled the other twins into another room.

~~~~~~~~

"C'mon boys!!" Time for your massages!" Called Lotus.

"Goddamn. I was feeling so comfortable in this hot tub." Mark whined.

"I don't really want to get out..." Matthew quietly spoke.

"Well you can't live in there your whole life, silly" Aloe said, trotting towards the hot tub.

"That's true." Mark chuckled, rising up and out of the water.

"C'mon sir, that means you too." Aloe told the younger twin brother.

"Uh....okay..." squeaked Matthew, blushing as he got out of the tub and accidentally slipped on the wet floor, faceplanting it.

Mark stiffled a laugh as the spa pony went to his aid.

"Oh my, are you okay?!" She asked.

"Yeah. I just slipped. that's all." He replied, looking down in embarrassed.

"Okay then, if you say so. Follow me." Said Lotus, who left into another room.

Mark and Matt went inside, where they found the other spa twin and two beds that had one hole in each.

"Okay, go ahead and lie on those and we'll take care of the rest." Ordered the mare.

The boys then went onto the beds, though they had a little trouble laying on it, due to them being taller than the average pony. When they finally got on, the two Mares went to their respective twin, Lotus with Mark, and Aloe with Matthew. Once Lotus got ontop of Mark, she began massaging him

"the fu- oh yeah, right there, righ- ah fuck yeah." Mark moaned.

The feeling he was getting was very good, he didn't want it to stop.

"Has anypony told you how good you are?" Mark asked.

"I get that a lot. Thanks." Aloe thanked.

As for Matthew, whenever the pink furred pony touches him, he would flinch.

"Hee hee. It's okay, I don't bite." Aloe giggled.

Matthew blushed a little, before calming himself down for her to start on him.

"Oh my, you're so tense. Is something wrong?" Aloe asked.

"Oh no, nothing's wrong. It's just..." Matthew muttered.

"Is it your first time?" She asked the boy.

"Y-yes...." Matthew said bashfully, his face blushing.

"It's alright, just relax and I'll take care of the rest." She said.

Matthew then let his body feel loose, as he calmed down and relaxed.

"That's better." Aloe smiled.

She then started rubbing his shoulders, which felt really good to Matt. The feeling he was receiving was very comfortable, which made him blush even more.

"You know, for not being a pony, you don't look bad. Cute, rather." Giggled Aloe.

"Wh-what?!"

~~~~~~~~~~

"Ahh god I haven't felt like that since, well, since never!!" Mark yelled.

Matthew started smiling, which caught Mark's attention.

"The hell's wrong wit you? Finally accepted you're gay?" Mark asked.
"Fuck you." Matthew replied, still smiling.

"You wanna what?! No thanks I'd rather not." Mark countered, making Matthew's smile slightly drop.

"Well I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go into the sugarcube corner." Matthew told Mark.

"You can go, I'm gonna go check on our mansion." Mark said, before the two split ways.

"Alright. Let's what everybody's doing right now." Matthew muttered before being pulled into a random bush by the most hyper pony in all of Equestria, Pinkie Pie.

"What's going on?!" Matthew exclaimed.

"Sshh! You'll blow my cover!" Pinkie whispered.

"Blow your cover?" Matthew whispered.

"Yeah! I'm spying on somepony." Pinkie whispered.

"Well, who are you spying on?" Matthew asked.

"A thieving meany-meany-pants named Gilda!" She replied.

Matthew suddenly remembered Gilda and what she did, especially to Fluttershy.

"Give me the full scoop." Matthew ordered.

"Well she stole an apple, scared poor Granny Smith and she even messed up my flying machine-thingy!" Pinkie informed him.

"What ab-" Matthew before hearing something that really got on his nerves.

"HEY!!!!!"

He looked out of the bush just in time, followed by Pinkie Pie, to see Fluttershy bump into Gilda.

"Please excuse me."

"I'm walking here!!!"

Gilda then started pushing the shy pony back by simply walking.

"Oh..i-im sorr-"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Why don't you just watch where you're going, DOOFU-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!" Matthew yelled, shutting up the griffon as he got out of the bush.

Fluttershy then galloped towards him, on the brink of crying her eyes out.

"Stay right here." Matthew told her, before moving up towards Gilda and stopping.

"What's your problem?! Huh?!" Matthew yelled in her face.

Soon a crowd of ponies started to circle the two.

"She got in my way. She should've known better." Gilda stated.

"Known better? Known better?! With all due respect ma'am, Fluttershy was guiding small helpless ducks, you could've moved aside and avoided the issue! There's no need to get your panties in a bunch!" Matthew snapped.

"And why would I do that?! I ain't a chicken, I'm a griffon. So you better get out of my way, if you know what's good for you!" Threatened Gilda, standing upstraight, sticking her chest out.

Matthew then took a step forward.

"You know, if there's one thing I deeply hate, it's bullies." Matthew said firmly.

"If you d-" Gilda said, but was cut off by Matthew.

"I'M NOT FINISHED!!!!!! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THE WORLD WORSE! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL STEALING AND PICKING ON PEOPLE, BUT WHAT IF IT WAS YOU WHO WERE THE ONE BEING PICKED ON?! WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS THINK OF THAT?!"

He then started pushing back the griffon, causing her to be a little intimidated by the younger twin.

"YOU THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU HUH?! WELL GUESS WHAT?! IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, SO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Matthew yelled directly into her face, making her back away, snarling.

"W-whatever creep! I'm bailing outta here! This place gots too many goodie goodies here!" And with that, the griffon flew off.

"Phew..." Matthew exhaled.

That had never happened to him before. Usually he would act exactly like Fluttershy, except the crying. Well whatever that was, he was grateful for it, it sure came in handy right then.

"Umm...uh....T-thanks Matthew. You really did save me there." Fluttershy muttered, looking down blushing.

"To be honest, all that random courage probably would've never came out, if I hadn't got that extra push." Matthew muttered as well, blushing as well, but from all the smiles he got from everypony.

"What do you mean "that extra push?" If you don't mind me asking." Fluttershy asked.

"Ahh..nothing. Nevermind. Well I'm gonna go to the Sugar Cube Corner. You wanna come? Or are you busy..not that's it's bad or anything." Matthew asked.

"Well....I do have extra time...I guess I'll come too." Fluttershy said, smiling.

"Alright then. Let's go." Matthew smiled, heading into the Sugar Cube Corner with Fluttershy.

As they entered, it was very dark so you couldn't see a thing in there.

"Umm...If this is what I think it i-"

"SUUUUUUUPPPPPPRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh wait, you're not Gilda."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wahoo!!!" This is soo much fun!!" Mark yelled as he slid across the hallway of their mansion in socks.

"Sir! Be careful! The floor was just put in!" A construction pony yelled from below.

"Fuck That!!! I'mma slide all over the place bitch!!!" Mark yelled back.

"But...nevermind, if you get hurt, don't come crying to me." The worker sighed and left the house.

"God, that was fun as shit! I'll go ahead and see the what's in fridge." Mark then put back on his shoes, forgetting to tie them, and went down the stairs, only to step on his lace and fall down.

"Ahhh!!!"
"Oww!!!"
"Shit!!!"
"Cunt!!!"
"Piss!!!"
"Fuck!!!"
"Pussyfart!!!"
"Crap!!!"

The boy kept swearing until he finally reached the bottom. Mark groaned in agony as he got up slowly.

"Owww. That hurt like a bitch." He muttered.

He then went into the kitchen, and found the fridgerator.

"Alright. Let's what we got here." He said, rubbing his hands before he opened it to find absolutely nothing in there.

"Should've saw that one coming." Mark said. His stomach then started growling.

"Don't worry little guy, i'll get you something." He patted his stomach.

"Well then, I guess I'll drop by and suprise Matt." He said to himself as he went outside the mansion.

Mark walked down the road, leading to the town, bored out of his mind.

"There you are." A voice whispered behind him. He looked back, but nothing was there, so he continued on his way.

"You really thought you would escape me. Heh heh heh......." Mark looked back, but no one was there.
"Hello?"

"Now I know where you live. All the more easier for me." The voice whispered again.

"Quit whispering in my ear bro!!" Mark yelled, looking around for whoever it may be.

"Once I capture you, MARK.........You're brother is next. Matthew, was it?"

"DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mark shouted, grabbing a sledgehammer that was left behind by a lazy worker and began swinging it around him, hoping to hit the entity that stalked him.

THWACK!!!!!!

something had knocked the sledgehammmer out of his grip, sending it away from his reach. suddenly, something had latched onto him, making him stumble around.

"Get off! Who do you think I am, yoshi?!" He Grabbed the thing and threw it off him, which revealed to be none other than Lyra Heartstrings.

"What the hell! leave me alone!" Mark barked.

"Never!!! I will have a human pet for myself!! I'm a very experimental pony!!!" Lyra shouted with determination filled in her eyes.

"You know, You're really starting to piss me off!" Mark growled.

Lyra then leapt at him, in which he caught her and rolled her into a ball, before retreating his right leg back.

"Woah woah woah!!!! Whatareyoudoingwhatareyoudoingwhatareyo- uh oh."

Lyra was then punted far into the air by the sheer impact of Mark's kick, yelling

"MAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrrrrr............" before she faded into the sky.

"Good Riddance." Mark huffed.

He then went on his way to the town, where he bumped into a certain griffon in the outskirts of Ponyville.

"What the?! You again!!!" She hissed.

"Wrong twin jackass." Mark snapped.

Gilda was about to pounce on him, until hearing the voice of one specific pony.

"Yo Gilda!! Watch'a doing?" Rainbow Dash yelled, flying into the scene.

"Ah, I see you met Mark. He's a pretty neat guy huh?" She nonchalantly asked.

"Yeah, I'm a very nice person if you get to know me." Mark said smugly.

"Oh i'm sure of that..." Gilda muttered.

"Anyways, We have a suprise for you Gildy." Rainbow Dash nudging her.

"Sweet." Gilda cheered, with much annoyance on the inside.

"Alright, well then let's go." Mark said, walking towards the shop, with the other two following behind.

"Alright, here we a-" Mark said, his voice instantly being drowned out by

"SUPPPRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mark stumbled out, falling on his butt from being startled by the huge shout.

"Aww a surprise for me? Y'all guys shouldn't have."

Pinkie jumped in front of Mark.

"Silly, this party isn't for you! It's for Gilda!"

She said as she bounced up and down. Gilda walked through the door and scanned the area.

"Hey Gilda!" Pinkie greeted cheerfully, extending her hoof out to shake.

Gilda slowly grabbed hold of it-

KZZZZZRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before being shocked by pinkie, revealing to have a little shock hoof trick equipped to her hoof.

"Haha the old shock hoof trick! Good one Pinkie Pie!"

Rainbow Dash chuckled.

"Yeah, good one"

Gilda said sarcastically.

"Everypony I'd like y'all to meet my old friend Gilda!"

All of the ponies started cheering and welcoming Gilda, forcing her to smile awkwardly.

Matthew laughed a little at her awkwardness before turning what else Pinkie had in store.

"Hey, anypony want some Vanilla Lemon Drops?" The pink party pony revealed a basket of all sorts of goods.

Matthew about pick a candy from the basket, until he was rudely cut off by Gilda, making him glare at her.

"Vanilla Lemon Drops! Don't mind if I do!" Gilda then grabbed one and popped it in her mouth.

Mark begun hearing giggles from Pinkie, before hearing screams from Gilda, her mouth burning from the mysterious spicyness it contained.

"Gilda, over there!"

Rainbow Dash pointed to a drink, in which Gilda quickly swiped up in her claws and drank......except there was nothing to drink. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie then bursted into fits of laughter, from the prank Gilda fell for.

"The classy hole in the cup trick! Good one!" Rainbow Dash giggled.

Gilda then grabbed another cup and drinking it, dousing out the burning within her mouth.

"*pant* *pant* hmph, yeah, good one...." Gilda grumbled.

"What's wrong Gilda? You're not getting mad over a silly prank right?" Rainbow asked.

"Who me? No way, that was nothing." Gilda boasted, before turning to Pinkie and giving her a mean glare.

"How many pranks does it take to make her finally break again?" Matthew asked Mark.

"Give it three more, she should be pissed off by then." Mark waved it off.

TWO MORE PRANKS LATER.........

Gilda was really angry. She had thought this little party would've been simple, but NOOOOO, that little pink loser kept making a fool out of the griffon. Out of all these lame ponies and two weird things, the pink one would definitely be QUEEN LAMO. Gilda swore if there was one more prank she fell for.....

"Alright guys! Who wants to play pintail on the pony?" Pinkie asked, pulling out a cloth and a needle.

Rarity was about to go first, but Gilda quickly went up before her.

"I'll go first! It's MY party!" She barked, earning a death glare from Rarity.

"Alright, now just take this needle go this wa-" Pinkie was then interrupted by Gilda.

"Just take this needle and go this way-pfft, yeah right." And Gilda began walking the opposite way.

"Wait! That's not the right way!" Pinkie exclaimed, as if on cue, Gilda stepped on a uninflated balloon, making her slip and stumble all the way to the wall.

All the ponies, including the twins began to laugh as Gilda rose, seeing that she pinned the tail on her beak. That was it. The. LAST. STRAW. Gilda then grabbed the tail and roared, pulling it off as she did so.

"That's it! I thought this was going to be a decent party! But it was just lame! Like all those stupid tricks! You're all the lamest people I've ever met!" She then pointed at Pinkie.

"And YOU! You're the lamest of them all! Queen Lame-O!!!" Gilda yelled.

"Hey! What the hell's your problem!?" Matthew yelled back.

"That'll be you if you don't shut up!" Gilda snapped, flying straight into Matthew's face.

Mark then went and shoved her back.

"HEY!!!! Are YOU FUCKING WITH MATT?!" Mark growled.

"What if I am?! What're YOU gonna do about it?!"

Gilda puffed out her chest, which only made Mark more pissed. Soon, all the ponies backed away, giving the three room.

"Shut up! You're dealing with me now! Cmon! Make my day whore! You got a big mouth! Let's see if you can back it up!"

Gilda then snarled at the boy, and flew at him.

"COME AT ME GRIFFON!!!!!!!!"

Rainbow Dash flew in between the two gladiators and stopped the fight.

"Gilda. All of those lame tricks were pulled off by me. I guess that means I'm Queen Lame-O."

"Awwww Sheeeit" said a background pony.

The Griffon was shocked that her only friend in ponyville pulled the strings.

"Y-you're joshing me!"

"No, Gilda I'm not. Seeing the way you treated my new friends, maybe you should stop being jealous."

The Pegasus and Griffon stared each other down.

"You're such a flip-flop! Cool one minute and lame the next! Whenever feel like being cool, give me a call." Gilda said coldly.

And with that, the griffon flew off into the distance.

'What a bitch...' Mark thought to himself.

"Guys, I'm sorry for bringing Gilda here. I never knew she would act like that." Rainbow Dash apologized.

Everyone accepted the apology and the party continued as planned. Looks like we all learned about the dangers of what jealousy can do, and the ponies it could harm.

-Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

"Phew well that takes care of that. Now I can finally sleep." Said Twilight.

"Umm Twilight, what about those human twins?" Asked Spike nervously.

"Well the Princess hasn't said anything yet, so we will just have to leave them alone for now." She said yawning.

Suddenly the phone started to ring in her room.

'What the? Who could be up this late?' She wondered.

She picked up the phone and answered.

"Hello?"

"Yes, is this Twilight Sparkle?"

"Yes, who is this?"

"My name is Michael Hunt but, my friends call me Mike."

"Mike Hunt?"

There was a sudden burst of laughter before the person hung up the phone.

Author's Note

You have all been waiting for this latest chapter and now it is here.
If you don't like it then go fuck yourself, it was very hard for me to write all this shit down on my phone.
As for those who enjoy this, thank you and there will be more to come in the near future.... possibly.

And with that, ARREVIDERCI!!!!!! -Mark

Ch.8: Watch out! We got a badass over here!

Twins In Equestria

Ch.8: Watch out guys, we got badass over here!

Through an open window the sunlight began to break over the horizon, slowly creeping through an open window and shining on Mark's face.

"Huh? Morning already?" Mark yawned.

He dressed himself and headed into the kitchen. He looked through the fridge and got out some milk and made himself a bowl of Derpy-O's.

"Hmm, this tastes like muffins."

Suddenly there was a note on the table where he was sitting. He picked up the message and read it.

"Hey Mark, I left to a gathering in the town square. Rarity needed her Opalescence to be babysat so I left her here for you to watch. I hope you don't mind." -Matthew

Mark looked around the room for the cat but, it was nowhere to be seen.

"So he leaves the cat for me to take care of and ditches me? What a dick." He thought aloud.

He entered the living room and flopped onto the couch

"Rrrreeeaaarrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!"

He got off the couch quickly to see the cat was already there before him. The two locked glares together.

"Off the couch!"

There was no movement from the cat.

"I said get off the couch. Now."

Opalescence held her ground against the boy.

"You little kike, Get off."

Opalescence hissed at Mark loudly.

Mark walked off into the kitchen. The sound of running water could be heard.

He came back with two cups of water.

"Listen here pussy, this is your last chance to get off the couch, now scram!"

Opalescence leapt off the couch and onto Mark's shirt.

"You little cunt! Get off me!"

He threw the water on himself but the cat quickly jumped off and scurried upstairs.

Mark stood in the living room drenched in water.

"Dumbass cat. What's her problem?"

He sat on the couch and turned on the T.V. Though that's what he would've done if there was a T.V.

".............. Goddamn it Matthew."

-Scene change-

(In the town square all of the ponies huddled together staring at a stage as If this was a one of a time event.)

"Come one, come all! Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"

The stage then lit up with fireworks as the speaker revealed herself, gaining many "awes" and "ooos" from the crowd.

"My my! What boasting!" Rarity hissed.

"Tell me about it." Matthew agreed.

"Come on, no pony's as magical as Twi- Twi- Twi- oh! Uh, hey Rarity, I, uh......Mustache!!" Spike cried as he left.

"There's nothing wrong with being talented, is there?" Twilight asked.

"Nothin' at all, 'cept when someone goes around, showin' it off like a school filly with fancy new ribbons." Applejack growled.

"Just because one has the ability to perform lots of magic does NOT make one better than the rest of us." Rarity added.

"Especially when ya got me around being better than the rest of..." Rainbow Dash paused as she saw the glares of both Applejack and Matthew.

"Eh, I mean, yeah, uh, magic smagic. Boo!!" Rainbow yelled.

"Well, Well, Well, it seems we have some "neighsayers" in the audience." Trixie then stared at the six ponies and boy.

"Who is so ignorant as to challenge the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?"

Rarity then blew a rasberry.

"Just who does she think she is?!" She said.

"A wannabe badass". Matthew muttered.

"Yeah! Since we all know that Twilight here is --" Spike was then cut off by Twilight shushing him.

"What? What's wrong?" He asked.

"You see the way they reacted to Trixie? I don't want anyone thinking I'M a show off." Twilight whispered.

Matthew heard the pony whispering to the baby dragon and simply sighed, as a little theme in the background played with fireworks shooting out the stage wagon.

Rainbow then quickly flew up to Trixie.

"So, Great and Powerful Trixie. What makes you think you're so awesome, anyway?"
The pegasus demanded.

The showmare chuckled at the question before answering.

"Heh, why, only the Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded Ursa Major!" Trixie boasted.

Fireworks exploded in the air, making an image of a giant beast and a small pony as her.

The crowd aaah'd as two little colts joined, saying "What?" and "No way!"

"When all hope was lost, the ponies of hoofington had no one to turn to, but the Great and Powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the Ursa Major and sent it back to it's cave deep within the Everfree Forest!"

"Awe sweet!!"

Suddenly, the two colts went in front of the crowd, both looking very excited.

"That settles it." The fat one said.

"Trixie truly is the most talented, the most magical, the most awesome unicorn in Ponyville." The skinny colt chirped.

"No, in all of EQUESTRIA!" The fat one added.

"How do you know? You didn't see it! And besides, Twi-" Spike's mouth was then zipped by Twilight. Literally.

"He's right. You need to have witnesses before you can state your claims as a fact." Matthew stated.

Trixie then laughed, Before turning back to the crowd.

"It's true, my enthusiastic little admirers. Trixie is most certainly the best in Ponyville."

Crickets were the only sounds you could hear at this moment.

"Don't believe the Great and Powerful Trixie?" Trixie chuckled.

"Well then, I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians. Anything you can do, I can do better." Trixie offered.

"Any takers? Anypony? Or is Trixie destined to be-"

"I'LL go first! Shut the hell up!" Matthew yelled, walking up onto the stage.

"Alright then. Show me your best." Trixie barked.

"You think you're so cool huh? If you really are that good, guess what number I'm thinking of." Matthew said.

"Hmmm.............................is it seven?"

"..................dammit."

Matthew covered his face as he walked back to his spot, embarrassed.

"Any one else?" Trixie asked. There was no reply from the crowd.

"Hmmm...how about...YOU!" Trixie pointed.

Twilight gulped.

"Well, how about it? Hm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can't?" Trixie asked.

"I--I--" Twilight stuttered.

"Well, little hayseed?" Trixie snapped.

"That's it!" Ah can't stand for no more of this!" Applejack went onto the stage.

"You show her AJ!" Spike shouted.

"Can your magical powers do this?!"
(Que banjo music)

She then brought out her rope and did impressive tricks, gaining cheers from the crowd.

"Top that, missy." Applejack dared.

Trixie scoffed, before getting started. "Oh ye of little talent, eatch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie!"

(Now put on snake charming music.)

A rope floated out of a vase, and towards Applejack. It paused, before wrapping around Her legs and making her fall, then shoving an apple in her mouth for the finisher. The crowd applauded and laughed, with Applejack having to be untied by Matthew.

"Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie prevails." Trixie said smugly.

Rainbow Dash flew up on the stage.

"There's no need to go struttin' around and showin' off like that." Rainbow Dash said angrily.

"Oh?" Trixie said, not really paying attention.

"That's my job!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

(Electric guitar bgm now.)

She then flew up around the clouds, then through them and went around a windmill, before finally coming back with an actual rainbow above her, the crowd reacting positive from her trick.

"They don't call me "Rainbow" and "Dash" for nothin'!" The cyan pony bragged.

"When Trixie is through, the only thing they'll call you is LOSER."

(Now fast paced music)

Trixie used her magic to grab Rainbow Dash and make her go through everything again, except backwards.

"Ooooh.......I think I'm gonna be (ulp) sick." Rainbow Dash moaned.

"Seems like anypony with a "dash" of good sense, would think twice before tussling with the Great Trixie." Trixie said.

In the huge crowd, you can hear a familiar laugh.

At a vegetable vendor, a stranger comes by. "May I have some Tomatoes?" The customer asked, holding out a bag of bits.

"Oh no! Green hair! Not green hair! Such an awful, awful color!" Rarity cried, galloping away, while Golden Harvest in the back replied "well, I never!"

"You see? Nopony can best me!" Trixie chuckled, before a tomatoe went past her head.

"GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU OLD HAG!!" A voice yelled all the way from the back.

"Who said that?!" Trixie yelled.

"That would be me." A certain someone yelled back, walking towards the mane six and Matthew.

"Hey, Matthew?" Mark called.

"Yes Mark?" Matthew asked.

The older twin then raised his head up at him, revealing claw marks covering his face.

"Tell Rarity she can have her fucking dumbass cat back." Mark growled, raising Opalescence by the back of her neck, who was trying to break free so she can scratch his face even more.

(We'll be back after the break.)

(Yes we have breaks. Even we need to have a break, and don't even think of skipping this! Well anyways, time for this fic has been increased due to the summer and stuff. Oh, and some of the next chapters will be tying in with actual episodes to keep it in balance of the MLP storyline. Well, I suppose this should do as a break..... actually, it's more of a spoiler. Sheeeit.)

(We are back!)

"Hey! Everypony! This magician of Bullshit is nothing more than a fraud!" Mark yelled.

"Oh, is that so? Then I suppose you're my next oppenent then?" Trixie challenged.

"Hahaha I'm not your opponent!"
Mark laughed.

"Then who?" She asked.

"The only one here who can beat you obviously. It's Twilight!" Mark yelled slowly turning to twilight.

"That little mare? She hardly looks like she's worth my time." Trixie said smugly.

"I uh..." said a shaky Twilight.

"Well go on Twilight, you can beat her with no problem at all!" Spike cheered.

Twilight gave one look at everypony before being overtaken by fear of making it look like she's a boaster and ran away. (which makes absolutely no sense at all.)

"............ what the fuck. I give her an epic opening and she pussies out."
Mark said, facepalming.

"Ha! Well it looks like she tucked tail and ran away!" Trixie laughed.

"Now I challenge you!"

Mark stayed quiet.

(Hmmm, I think i have an idea. This should go well since it was part of the episode.) Mark thought.

"I decline!" He said running away as fast as he could exactly like twilight.

Suddenly there was a scene change to the afternoon of ponyville following after Trixie's next quote.

The whole town square suddenly became empty.

"Looks like the scene changes still work hahaha!" Mark chuckled to himself.

"Now where are they?"

Mark looked around Trixie's caravan. He saw Snips and Snails sitting outside patiently for their idol to come out.

"Psst. Hey!"

The two dimwits looked around until they noticed Mark.

He called the two colts over to him.

"Do you guys want to see The Great and Powerful Trixie's incredible magic?"

"Uhhh shure" said Snails.

Mark then whispered a plan to the two who were excited and quickly agreed to carry out the plan.

(At the sugarcube corner)

"So why did you invite us all here Mark?" Asked Rarity.

"You'll see." Mark replied.

The group sat there for awhile until Matt broke the silence.

"Mark, what are you up to now? This better not be some joke."

"Relax, there's nothing to be worried about!" Mark chuckled nervously.

("What the fuck is taking them so damn long?") Mark wondered.

"Uhh, hey guys? Don't leave yet, I'll be right back." Mark quickly said before running out of the bakery.

"What's that idiot up to?" Matt said.

(On the outskirts of Ponyville, the Everfree forest)

"Snips! Snails! Where are you!?" Mark shouted before being surprised by heavy footsteps behind him.

"Hello?"

Through a bush in front of him the two colts jump out in front of him.

"He's awake now!!!!" Snips yelled.

(Back at the bakery)

"What do ya think he wanted us here for?" Applejack asked.

"I have no idea." Twilight spoke.

"Even I have no idea." Matt said quietly.

Matt noticed his cup chocolate milk stirring and looked up to see Mark run into the bakery.

"Guys, get y'alls plots outside quick!" He said.

Everyone ran outside to see Trixie try to battle the Ursa Major.

"This one's all yours Twi." Mark patted Twilight's back and walked away.

"Awe, Come on Trixie." Snips said, Where Snails added "Stop goofin' around and vanquish it."

Trixie then conjured up a thundercloud and zapped the back of the bear, which only made it aggravated.

"Uh-Oh." Matthew said, covering his ears, while the Ursa roared and continued it's rampage.

Matthew pulled Mark's shirt, his other hand ready to sock him.

"Did you tell Snips and Snails to bring the Ursa here?!"

"I feel that any answer I say will end up with bad results heheh." Mark replied nervously.

Matt's grip tightened.

"Well no shit sherlock! I waited around Trixie's traveling wagon-thing for the whole day, and not once did I see the two little shits!" Matthew hollered.

"Huh. Since when did you become a stalker?" The older twin slyly remarked.

Matthew was very close to punching Mark.

"Oh you're a clever dick, aren't you?" He snarled.

"What's going on here?" Twilight said, rushing into the scene. "Why don't you take a damn look." Matt told the unicorn. "We brought an Ursa to town." Snips said, randomly appearing. "You WHAT?!" Twilight screamed. "Don't worry, the Great and Powerful Trixie will vanquish it." Snails piped.

The town of ponies then looked at Trixie. Trixie looked at the giant bear, before saying-

"I can't."

"What?!" Snips and Snails exclaimed.

"I can't, I never have. Nopony can vanquish an Ursa Major. I just made the whole story up to make me look better." The blue pony said shamefully.

"Made it up?!" The colts exclaimed again. The Ursa Major then roared, making everyone snap back to reality, and screaming in pure fear.

"Twilight, you have to stop it!" Spike cried.

Twilight gulped before using her magic to first, subdue the Ursa by making it fall asleep. Second, she got a water tower filled with milk, for it to drink. And thirdly, used the rest of her magic to transport it back to it's cave.

After that moment of suspense, she succeeded in performing all those things, saving Ponyville.

"Unbelievable!"

"That was amazing!"

"Heavens to Betsy! We knew you had ability, but not that much!" Applejack cheered, as did the ponies of the town.

"I'm sorry. Please don't hate me." Twilight whimpered.

"Hate you? Why, whatever do you mean darling?" Rarity asked, confused by what the purple unicorn said.

"Well, I know how much you all hated Trixie's showing off with all her magic, and I just thought-"

Rainbow Dash interrupted her sentence. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magic's got nothing to do with it. Trixie's just a loudmouth."

"Most unpleasant."

"All hat and no cattle."

"They speak the truth, Twilight."

The girls turned to Matt as he and Mark approached them. "What you did was different." Mark said.

"When Trixie used her magic, she used it to brag, to make herself seem cool. But when you used your magic, you used it to protect everything you cared about. Like your friends and family." Matthew explained, pointing to the other elements and Spike.

"I don't know how you got caught up, thinking what you did was the same as what that showmare did." Mark wondered, raising his hands up.

"So, you don't mind my magic tricks?"

"Your magic tricks is a part of who you are, sugarcube, and we like who you are. We're proud to have such a powerful, talented unicorn as our friend." Applejack told Twilight.

"And after whuppin' that Ursa's hind quarters, we're even prouder now." Rainbow smiled.

"You are?" Twilight asked.

"Uh-huh."

"Mm-hmm."

"Mm-hmm."

"Wow, Twilight, how'd you know what to do with that Ursa Major?" Spike asked curiosly.

"That's what I was doing when it came. I was so intrigued by Trixie's bragging that I was compelled to do a little reading up on them." Twilight informed.

"So it is possible to vanquish an Ursa Major all by yourself?" Spike suggested.

"That wasn't an Ursa Major, it was a baby, an Ursa Minor." Twilight corrected.

"THAT was just a baby?!" Trixie exclaimed.

"And it wasn't rampaging. It was cranky because "someone" woke it up." Twilight said, looking at Snips and Snails. Matt, on the other hand, glared at Mark, who played it off with an innocent face.

"Aww...." the two colts sighed.

"Well, if "that" was an Ursa Minor, then what's an Ursa Major like?" Spike thought aloud.

Mark and Matt shuddered at the idea.

"You don't wanna know." Twilight said.

Trixie then walked up to Twilight.

"Hah. You may have vanquished an Ursa Minor, but you will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!!" The unicorn then used a smoke bomb to disappear, which failed obviously.

"Why that little.." Rainbow Dash was about to take off after her, but was stopped by Twilight.

"Just let her go. Maybe someday she'll learn her lesson. Now you two." She turned to Snips and Snails.

"Uh, we're sorry that we woke up the Ursa Minor."

"We just wanted to see some awesome magic."

"Yeah! And the way you vanquished that Ursa Minor was awesome!"

Twilight still had an irritated look on her face.

"We deserve any punishment you give us." Snails said, both looking down.

"For starters, you can clean up this mess. And.... what do you think Spike? Should I give them number twenty five?" Twilight asked.

"Oh yeah... and I think I deserve it, too." Spike grinned.

"Huh?" The colts wondered.

"I think you're right." Twilight replied. She used her magic then to make moustaches grow on their face.

"Sweet!!"

(Que "keeping the peace" from Dissidia)

"Well then, I guess our job is done." Matthew said, leaving with Mark.

"Where are you two going?" Twilight asked.

"To do what we do best: .......Sleep." Mark replied.

Twilight smiled as she watched two walk off.

"So Matthew, what did you think of this chapter?"

"Huh? Chapter? What the fuck are you talking about?"

"Ya know... this story?"

"This.... story? You're just speaking nonsense right now."

"Really? I thought you knew. Well anyways it looks like I'll be the star now heeheuha!"

"Sounds like a bunch of hoopla to me."

"People love the rambunctious type characters in stories so it's obviously gonna be me in our popularity poll soon!"

"Hey Mark? Could you shut the fuck up now? It's getting late and we gotta get home."

"Sure thing. It's about time to wrap this chapter up now."

.......................................

(Scene Change)

"Dear Princess Celestia,
I have learned a very valuable lesson about friendship: I was so afraid of being thought of as a showoff that I was hiding a part of who I am. My friends helped me realize that it's okay to be proud of your talents, and there are times when it's appropriate to show them off..... Especially when you're standing up for your friends."

"P.S: you were right the two boys. Mark and Matthew are safe. I know this personally, because they were one of the main people who helped me see this."

"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

"There. It's finished now. Spike, take the letter please."

Spike did as he was told and sent the message like a tool.

Suddenly the phone began to ring.

"Spike could you see who that is?"
Twilight asked.

Spiked picked up the phone and answered: "Hello?"

"Yes, is there a Mr. Drew P. Wiener around?"

"Uhh I don't know let me check. Hey Twilight is there a Droopy wiener here?"

"A WHAT!??"

There was laughter before the person hung up the phone.

Author's Note

(Matthew here! Well that's it for this chapter, hope there's we can make more faster. So yeah, give out a comment for the epic piano music and we'll see you in the next chapter. And with that, see ya in the next chapter of Twins in Equestria!)

Ch. 9: Dragons and Mountains and Cliffs! Oh my!

Twins in Equestria

Chapter. 9: "Dragons, Mountains and Cliffs, oh my!"

Matthew was having a good dream. He was Asura from "Asura's Wrath" and began pummeling One of his most hated heros of all time. Superman. It was going really great for him, until he was harshly woken up by a bucket of water splashed on his face.

SPLASH!!!!!!

"What the hell!!!" Matthew yelled.

"Wake your ass up Matt. It's your turn to get the groceries." Mark smiled.

"You're such an asshole. you know that, right?" Matt said.

"Love you too, brother."

Mark then left to his room and closed the door, leaving a wet Matthew laying on his bed.

"Fucking douche. It's ALWAYS my turn to get groceries." Matt grumbled, switching his clothes to one Rarity had made for him. He then made himself some pancakes, because let's be honest, who doesn't like pancakes?

'He could've gave me at least a paper with all the things they needed.' Matthew thought. He then heard someone knocking softly on his door, and went to see who it was.

"Yes?" Matthew asked, looking down to see Fluttershy looking up at him.

"Oh hey Matthew. Sorry for disturbing you, but something bad, really bad is happening, and nopony will listen to me." Fluttershy told him.

"Well what's the prob-" The boy began coughing, before looking up to see smoke, covering almost the whole sky.

"Oh crap. I forgot about that." Matt murmured, practically shaking with fright.

"Umm...Fluttershy? That smoke. Is th-that the problem?" Matthew asked, nervously.

"How did you know? If you don't mind me asking..." Fluttershy said.

"Well, maybe because there's lots of smoke flowing around the town." Matt fearfully pointed to Ponyville.

"Oh dear. That's horrible!" Fluttershy cried.

"We got to do something about it. I'll go get Mark up, and you gather all the girls." Matthew ordered.

"Alright. I'll try..." Fluttershy mumbled. She then took off, as for Matt....

"Mark!!! Open the damn door!!!"

"What's the password?"

"Open the fucking door you self-centered jackass!!"

"Whatever problem you got your dumbass into, leave me out of it."

"What?! Shutup and listen! There's smoke! LOTS of it! I think you know what this means!"

"Someone was stupid enough to leave their oven on?"

"No you dumbass! Dragon! As in the episode 'Dragonshy'!"

"So?"

"So?! That means you need to get off your lazy ass and open this door to help me and the girls get rid of it!"

"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."

Matt then began banging on the door. "Goddammit Mark open the fucking door!" There was no reply.

"Matthew! What's going on?" Twilight ran up to him, with the other mane 6 in tow.

"I'm trying to open the door, but Mark locked it, so I can't get in." Matthew told Twilight. Her horn began glowing, and you could hear something unlock near them.

"Alright. I unlocked it." Twilight said. The twin then began opening the door.

"Wait no! Don't come in!" Mark yelled, but it was too late as they already came in and saw what he was doing.

Matt and the girls came in to see all these boxes and furnitures stacked up on eachother, revealing Mark all the way on the top, trying to get through a window. The rest of the time was spent in awkward silence.

"You can't see me!" Mark grinned nervously, waving his hand around his face.

Matt sighed at his brother's stupidity.

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"Let me go!! You can't do this to me! I have rights! When I get out of here, I'm gonna SUE ALL OF YOU!! YOU TOO MATT!!! THEN Y'ALL WILL BE FUCKING BROKE AND BECOME BUMS AND HAVE TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS FROM M-"

Mark voice was muffled by a spell the purple unicorn casted.

"There we go. All better." She smiled. "You said it." Matthew agreed.

They had been walking, having to resort to force in bringing both Mark and Fluttershy along with them. Through a lot of talking, Fluttershy reluctantly agreed to help them, but Mark had to be contained in a magic barrier, in order to bring him as well, which right now he was banging on it as hard as he could.

'Those bastards! How dare they do this to me! They'll get what's coming to them! And Matt! I'll make him suffer last! And boy will it be satisfying to see the look on his face when he realizes it!' Mark smiled coldly as he thought up the perfect plan.

"Alright girls. Are y'all ready for this?" Twilight asked.

The ponies nodded their heads, except for Fluttershy, who cowered in fear.

"Matt? Are you sure you wanna help? Its okay if you want to leave. I'm alright with it." Twilight told Matt.

"I'm sure. We'll help you with whatever we can." Mark, seemed to be extremely angry, as he began trying to tear his way out of the sphere in order to run away.

"We're helping them no matter what Mark, so quit your whining." Matt sternly said.

Mark stopped and sat down, flicking him off.

"Why don't you sit on it." Matt replied.

This seemed to really agitate Mark, since he started swearing as much as could, even though they couldn't hear what he was saying.

"Alright. Let's begin shall we?" Matthew told Twilight, thus beginning their journey to save their town.

The ponies and humans (save for Mark, who was still in the magic bubble sleeping.) walked most of the way up the mountain, but still had a long way to go.

"Grr...why don't we just fly up there?! This is way too slow for me." Rainbow Dash fumed.

"Because Rainbow, not all of us have wings." Twilight informed the anxious pegasus, which she moaned of pure boredom.

"Just endure it for the time being, we'll soon be up at the top." Matt said. Rainbow huffed, before continuing along.

"I hear the only thing that sparkles more than a dragon's scales are the jewels they use to build their nests. Ooo, if I play my cards right, I might be able to convince him to part with a few!" Rarity said, smiling as she imagined herself showered with all sorts of jewelry. "Welcome to my cave, Rarity. Care for a diamond?"

Pinkie then roared, making everyone laugh, except for Twilight.

"Girls, this is no laughing matter! Fluttershy, you're the expert on wild creatures. What do you think the dragon will be like? Fluttershy?" The then turned to see Fluttershy far behind them, shaking in terror.

"Hey! What are you waiting for! An invitation?!" Rainbow yelled.

"Ooh! I think I have one in my bag." Pinkie then looked through her bag.

"C'mon Fluttershy, you know we can't do this without you." Twilight said.

"I-it's so... so... steep." Fluttershy shuddered.

"Well, it is a cliff. You could just, oh, I don't know, fly up here?" Rainbow said.

"Come on, Fluttershy, you can do it. Flap those wings!" Pinkie cheered.

"Oh... okay." Fluttershy muttered. She began flying, when a loud snore came from up top. Fluttershy's wings instantly snapped tight on her sides, making her fall back down, cowering in fear. Rainbow Dash groaned.

"Uh, we don't have time for this. What are you doing?" Twilight asked.

"I'm going to take her around the mountain another way." Applejack stated.

"Around the mountain? That's going to take them forever."

Another snore came from up top, making Fluttershy flip over and bleat like a mountain goat.

"Don't worry, Twi. We'll be there lickety-split." She assured.

"You know I could just carry her on my shoulder, right?" Matthew told the group.

"We are aware of that, but we'll let Applejack take her around the cliff. That pony would probably have a heart attack having to hear more of that dragon's snoring." Twilight informed the boy.

"I guess that makes sense....." Matthew rubbed the back of his head.

"Whoo-hoo! I win again!" Pinkie jumped for joy.

"Ugh. That's thirty-five games in a row. Best of seventy-one?" Rarity asked.

"We. *huff* Made.*huff* It." Applejack panted.

"I Told you it was going to take them forever." Rainbow Dash grunted.

Soon, the party made it to a part where they would have to jump across a chasm in order to continue on. One by one, each pony leapt across, Matt being the last person to cross before it was the shy Pegasus's turn.
Fluttershy gulped.

"Your turn, Fluttershy." Twilight yelled.

"But..it's so... wide." Fluttershy whined.

"Come on, Fluttershy, we should be much farther along by now." Twilight said. "You could just leap on over." Applejack calmly told her.

"I--" Fluttershy was cut off by the dragon's snore. "I don't know." Pinkie Pie jumped back over to her friend.
"There's nothing to be afraid of. It's just a hop, skip and a jump. See?"

(Random short song)

"It's not very far, Just move your little rump. You can make it if you try with a hop, skip and jump"

"We don't have time for this." Twilight facehoofed.

"A hop, skip and jump, Just move your little rump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop skip and jump, A hop skip and jump!"

Fluttershy then built up as much confidence as she could, preparing to jump. "O-okay. Here I go. A hop." Applejack and the others cheered on. "That's it."
" You've got it."
"Almost there."

"Skiiip....."

"Just don't look down." Twilight said, Matt sighing at how ridiculous it was when she said that. Fluttershy looked down almost fell, if it weren't for the way being so small. "I guess I forgot to jump." Fluttershy smiled sheepishly.

"Let's keep it down. According to my map, we're entering an avalanche zone. The smallest peep could cause a huge rock slide." Twilight stated, effectively shushing all the ponies. "An... an ava... ava..." Fluttershy mumbled. "Shhh!" Twilight yelled quietly. It wasn't very long for Fluttershy to scream when a leaf fell on her back. "AVALA--!"

Everyone sighed at the bashful pony's fail. Suddenly, the rocks above them began falling down. "Avalanche!" The whole party cried.

Mark right then woke up still inside his prison, only to see boulders slowly coming down on him. "Well back to dreamland for me." Mark then fell back to sleep.

Oh no! Help! Ooh!" Twilight screamed, where she was pushed away by Applejack from a giant that would've crushed her entire body. Eventually the landslide stopped, and the dust finally settled.

"Oh my! Everypony okay?" Applejack called out.

"Thanks to you I am." Twilight smiled.

"Whoo-hoo! Let's do it again!" Pinkie yelled excitedly.

"Uh! This is why a girl always packs extra accessories. Oh, please tell me I brought the tiara that goes with this." Rarity moaned, looking through her bags.

"Uh, think we got bigger problems than making sure our hair bows match our horseshoes." Rainbow Dash snapped.

"Sorry." Fluttershy sighed.

Applejack waved it off. "Aw, no big whoop, sugar cube."

"Yeah, we'll just have to-" Twilight looked at the new wall they had to climb and groaned.

"-climb over."

It wasn't long for the heroes to finally get over the boulders.
Rainbow Dash went up to Twilight.

"Still think it was a good idea to bring Fluttershy along?" Twilight continued onward.

"We're about to find out. We're here. Rainbow Dash, you'll use your wings to clear the smoke." She told the fast cyan pony.

"Mm-hmm." Rainbow agreed. Twilight then turned to Rarity and Pinkie Pie.

"You two will create a diversion to distract the dragon if things get a little hairy in there." She ordered. She then looked at the country mare.

"Applejack, be ready with the apples in case he decides to attack. But it shouldn't come to that, because Fluttershy will do what she needs to do to wake him up, and between the two of us, we should be able to get him to understand why he needs to go. Is everypony ready?" The mares cheered.

"And you." She looked at Matt.

"Yeah?" He asked.

"I need you and your brother to get everypony out of here in case we fail." Twilight Sparkle told Matt.

"Got it." The boy nodded his head.

"Okay then, we're goin' in. So, what is the best way to wake up a sleeping dragon without upsetting him? Fluttershy? Oh, come on! Come on!" She then started pushed Fluttershy.

"We have to do this! Now! Every second longer that dragon sleeps is another acre of Equestria that is covered in smoke. Ooh!" She then fell flat on her face making Pinkie Pie laugh.

"I-- I-- I can't go in the cave."

The ponies groaned. "Oh, great. She's scared of caves now, too." Rainbow Dash said.

"I'm not scared of caves, I'm scared of..."

"What's that, sugarcube?"

"I'm scared of..."

"What?"

"...I'm scared of dragons!" On cue, the dragon snored.

"But Fluttershy. You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals." Twilight said.

"Yes, because they're not dragons." She replied.

"Oh come on! We've seen you walk right up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing." Rainbow Dash growled.

"Yes, because he wasn't a dragon." Fluttershy said to her. Pinkie popped up next to her.

"Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him." Fluttershy looked at her as if she were crazy.

"Yes, because he's not a huge, gigantic, terrifying, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp-scale having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could eat a pony in one bite, totally all grown-up dragon!"

(Dragon snore)

Fluttershy whimpered.

"But, if you're so afraid of dragons, why didn't you say something before we came all the way up here?"

Fluttershy looked down.

"I was afraid to."

Rainbow Dash covered her face fustrated. Applejack went to comfort the yellow pegasus.

"All of us are scared of that dragon.-"

Rainbow Dash faced them.

"I'm not!"

Applejack continued her speech.

"Almost all of us are scared of that dragon, but we've got a job to do. So, get in there with Twilight and show her what you're made of."

Fluttershy had her back facing the group.

"I-- I-- I just... can't."

"Oh, Fluttershy." Twilight sighed, watching her go.

"I'm goin' in. He... probably just doesn't realize what he's doing. Right?" She said to herself as she headed into the cave.

"Most likely he does!" Matthew shouted.

It took a few minutes for her to run out, screaming. Same with the other ponies, except for Pinkie trying to do.....whatever a pinkie does.

"That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Rainbow Dash flew straight in.

"Rainbow Dash no!!" Twilight yelled, but fell on deaf ears. Rainbow Dash flew right up to the dragon's snout and bucked it with all her might.

"WAKE UP!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

The dragon, enraged at her, roared in her face.

"Uh oh." She muttered.

Mark woke up to the frightfilled screaming of the mares and the sound of Matt trying to wake him up.

The bubble surrounding Mark had vanished, and he quickly took the opportunity to flee the scene.

"Mark! "Get your fucking ass back here!" Matt yelled, but to no effect as Mark already climbed down the mountain and ran straight back to Ponyville. He then looked forward to see the dragon give him a smug look.

Matt glared at it.

"Alright you asshole. You must feel so strong, picking on those weaker than you huh? You're a coward, you know it and I know it. Hurting small ponies and such. You must feel so good right now." Matthew yelled.

The dragon growled before launching Matt into the boulder where the girls were with it's tail.

CRACK!! (random sound effect)

"F-fucking pus-s-sy." Matt mumbled before falling unconcious. Fluttershy heard the rock behind her break so she quickly turned, only to see her friends hurt. She immediately looked up to the dragon.

"How dare you...."

the dragon snarled at her.

"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fluttershy then flew right on his muzzle.

"LISTEN HERE MISTER! JUST BECAUSE YOUR BIG DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A BULLY! YOU MAY HAVE HUGE TEETH AND SHARP SCALES AND SNORE SMOKE AND BREATHE FIRE! BUT YOU DO NOT -- I REPEAT! YOU DO NOT HURT MY FRIENDS!!" She looked the dragon in the eye.

"You got that?"

The dragon looked as if it were sorry.

"Well?" Fluttershy asked.

"But that rainbow one kicked me."

The dragon pointed to Rainbow Dash's sleeping body.

"And I am very sorry about that. But you're bigger than she is, and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures." Fluttershy informed him.

"But I-"

the dragon was stopped by the assertiveness of the yellow pegasus.

"Don't you but I me mister. Now what do have to say for yourself?" The dragon was on brink of bawling.

"I said, WHAT do you have to say for yourself?" The dragon finally broke down.

Fluttershy soothed it in a motherly fashion.

"There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all."

And with that, the dragon got it's things and left the cave.

The ponies then cheered for her. "You did it! I knew you could do it!" Twilight cheered, while Fluttershy smiled at her accomplishment.

In the library, Twilight trotted up the stairs as Spike threw Angel halfway across the room to get the bunny off of his arm. Being the good exemplary student she was, she immediately called spike to
write another letter to her teacher.

"Spike take a letter."

"With pleasure." Spike said giving a smug look at Angel.

"Dear Princess Celestia, I am happy to report that the dragon has departed our fair country, and that it was my good friend, Fluttershy, who convinced him to go. This adventure has taught me to never lose faith in your friends.
They can be an amazing source of strength, and can help you overcome even your greatest fears.
Always your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle."

Applejack then came into the library with a look of excitement.

"Twilight! You gotta come see this! She's just five away from a new pony record!" Applejack exclaimed.

The three went outside to see Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Matt watching Rainbow Dash keep a ball bouncing in the air.

"Three hundred forty-seven, three hundred forty-eight..." Pinkie then came up behind her and roared, scaring the cyan pony out of concentration.

"Dragon!" Rainbow Dash fell over like a goat, making the ponies and twin laugh.

"Why are you laughing? That awful dragon is back!" Pinkie Pie then faced her and roared again.

"Pinkie Pie, you scared me! I mean, uh, you... broke my concentration."

Fluttershy put a hoof on Rainbow Dash's shoulder.

"It's okay, Rainbow Dash. Not every pony can be as brave as me." Right then a leaf fell on her, making her jump and do the same thing as everyone laughed.

"Hey guys!" They all turned to see Mark holding a batch of blueberry muffins.

"I kinda felt guilty about ditching y'all, so I asked the Cakes if they could make some muffins for y'all when you came back." Mark smiled.

"Wow, Mark. Thanks." Matthew said, as they all took a muffin. "Don't mention it." Mark smiled. They began eating their muffins.

"Boy, that was good!"

"That tasted marvelous!"

After a while everyone's stomachs rumbled and their faces turned slightly green. One thing led to another, and they all fled straight back to their homes. Matt fell to his knees, clutching his tummy. "The muffins......they-"

"They taste funny? I'm not suprised." Matt looked up at Mark, who bore an evil grin.

"While you guys dealt with the dragon, I got muffins from the cakes, but you already know that." Mark said, walking around Matthew, before crouching down to his level and raised a finger.

"But what you don't know is that I put something in them. I put very little for the ponies, like a little drop, because c'mon, who would hurt ponies? But you, on the other hand, that's a different story. What I did was I stuffed yours with a shitload of laxative." Mark chuckled, while Matthew immediately got up and ran to their house as fast as he could.

"It's fun being me." Mark laughed.

Back at the mansion, Mark pulled up a chair next to the phone to finally end his long day.

(Back at twilight's library)

Suddenly, the telephone began to ring.

"Seriously, who in the hay keeps calling here at night? Spike, could you answer that please?" Twilight asked getting out of the restroom sluggishly.

Spike walked to the telephone and answered it.

"Hello?" said Spike.

"So does twilight know that you're gay?" The stranger asked.

"Uhhhh........." (Spike didn't know how to answer to this weird question.)

"No?"

"Hahahahahahaha!! Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!" the stranger yelled before hanging up.

Spike hung up the phone and walked back upstairs to his bed.

"Spike, who was that?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know. Oh by the way, what does gay mean?"

Author's Note

Well that's it for this chapter! We have recently been in computer contact so maybe the next chapter won't take so long to update next time. Make sure to be on the lookout for the next misadventure of Twins in Equestria in ch. 10: Parasprites and Barfights. See you in the next chapter. - Yours truly, Mark

Ch. 10: Parasprites and Barfights

It was a beautiful morning. The sun shined brightly across the horizon in a way that made it seem majestic.

"Shhjxnx......." Mark murmured.

The boy had been sleeping peacefully, with no annoying as hell alarms to wake him up. Except for....

"Puurrrr.." A little voice made.

"Frrrr ff." Mark murmured.

He then felt something moved into his blanket.

"Purrrr..." It did again.

"Fuck ff." Mark muttered, already getting pissed off.

But the thing moved up to his neck and began rubbing into it, "purring" as it did so. That was enough to piss Mark off, who threw off his blanket violently, and grabbed the thing with his hand.

"FUCK OFF!!!!!!!" Mark yelled at it. He was about to throw it out the window next to him, until he heard another "purr.."

"The hell?" Mark wondered, opening his hand to reveal a little black bug with two big yellow eyes staring at him with a smile. It was a Parasprite.

"Oh hey little guy, you lost or somethin?"

The Parasprite continued to smile. That is, until it stretched its jaws out.

"Ah shit.." Mark sighed.

(Que T.I.E opening with bgm as "Skyhook" by Dance Gavin Dance)

Ch. 10: Parasprites and Barfights!

Matt was in Rarity's Botique, getting his size checked by the fashion designer.

"Am I done yet?" Matthew asked.

Not yet darling. Just a few more minutes and it will be done." Rarity assured.

"You said that an hour ago." Matthew whined.

"Would you just stop fussing? You are lucky as it is to get free clothes from me.

The boy had no choice but to do what he was told.

"Hey guys." The two looked to see Fluttershy entering the botique.

"Oh hey." Matthew waved, but stopped when receiving a scowl from Rarity.

"Matthew please be still or I'll have to start over." Rarity informed him.

That alone made Matt stand as firm as he could, not wanting to have to stand for another good couple of hours.

"What brings you here darling?" Rarity asked.

"Well I was trying to find somepony to take care of this little-" Suddenly, two or three little creatures that resembled cute and cuddly flies flew out of her mane.

"Oh shit!" Matthew cursed, tripping over himself as he quickly backed away from the Parasprites.

"What's wrong Matthew?" Fluttershy asked, her and Rarity looking at him as if he were a madman.

"Huh? Oh its uh, its nothing. Absolutely nothing at all." Matthew muttered the last part, staring at the Parasprites that were gazing upon him with big smiles.

"Look. I got to go do something right now. I'll be back though, so don't worry Rarity." Matthew said, putting back on his dirty and ragged looking clothes.

(Dang. I really need new clothes.) Matthew thought to himself.

Rarity extended her hoof out to him. "But wait! Mat-"

The door was slammed shut, leaving the two mares in awkward silence.

"Oh crap, crap, crap. This is horrible. I need to get to Mark and tell him about all this." Matthew said, running all the way back to the mansion. He then opened the door.

"Mark! We got a problem! Its the parasprites! Flut-" He then saw the whole house infested with Parasprites, and Mark in the other room with a flyswatter and a spray of bug repellent that didn't seem to work against them.

"Damn piece of shits! Get the fuck out of here!" Mark roared, attempting to swat any Parasprite he could.

"Mark, what the fuck?"

"You tell me brainiac! This is your place too!"

Then a bunch of Parasprites came from behind and lifted him up from the ground.

"Put me down you little twatstains! I said put me down!" Mark yelped trying to grab on to anything he could grab and swat them off.

"Mark!"

Mark turned to see Matthew running towards him and grabbed his hands, pulling him back. The Parasprites noticed this and more began pulling on Mark.

"Mark! No!"

"Don't let me go Matt! I'm sorry for any shit I caused for you, but for god's sake, please don't let me go!"

"I'm trying!"

the Parasprites slowly but surely were winning the little tug of war as more and more began pulling.

"Mark!" Matthew yelled, straining to pull him back.

"I'm not supposed to die!" Mark said, before the Parasprites successfully pulled him away from Matthew's grasp and began taking him downstairs into the basement.

"Matthew! I swear I'm going to haunt you if I die!!" Mark hollered, before the door closed and was locked by the bugs.

Matthew then attempted to break the door down but to no avail. The door stood still.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!!!!!!!!!" Matthew heard before a loud snap noise was heard.

"....Mother of god." Matthew muttered, immediately running out of the house and back to Ponyville.

"So what yer sayin is a whole group of those things Fluttershy found came into yall's house and now they got yer brother in the basement?" Applejack said with a skeptical look, along with the other five friends, who seemed not to believe anything the twin had told them.

"Yes! Exactly! Now we got to go save my brother! c'mon!" Matthew said, motioning for them to follow.

"You know how dumb you sound right now?" Rainbow Dash piped up.

"Yeah, I know exactly how it sounds and it is the truth! Matthew protested.

"Is this one those things they call a joke? because, I'm not well acquainted with that term." Twilight said.

"This isn't a joke, cuz I sure as hell ain't laughin. For all I know he could be dead due to how long y'all are dragging this out!" Matthew yelled.

"Dead?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Yes. the absence of life or whatever, so before that happens we need to move our asses towards the mansion!" Matthew said before leaving the girls behind.

The six ponies looked at eachother, before following behind.

The group eventually got to Mark and Matt's house, where upon opening the door, everything looked like normal.

"Um, Matt? I thought you said this place was really damaged when the those things were here." Twilight said, staring at the younger twin.

"I-it was just moments ago. I don't get it." Matthew said.

Right then, the group jumped at the sound of someone in the kitchen.

"Wh-what was that? Applejack said nervously.

"I don't know, but one thing's for sure, we're gonna find out." Matthew told them, as they gathered up the courage to go and see what was in there.

Suddenly, they immediately heard the sound of plates clattering in the kitchen.

The ponies and human then looked around the corner to find Mark sitting at the table with his food.

"Mark?!" Matthew exclaimed, immediately rushing to his elder brother.

"Back off homo, I want to eat." Mark replied, motioning for Matthew to fuck off.

"Ok what is going on here?! I thought this place was wrecked! How did it get repaired so fast?! Why-" Twilight was then cut off by Mark raising his hand for her to be quiet.

"One question at a time, teacher's pet. This house WAS ruined, but they repaired it." Mark stated calmly.

"Who repaired it?" Twilight asked.

Mark then put his dish in the sink and told them.

"The Parasprites, of course."

Pinkie then looked shocked.

"They're here?!" Pinkie yelled in panic.

Mark raised his hands in air to calm her.

"No! Not anymore! I took care them." Mark said.

Suddenly a black parasprite flew onto Mark's head, where it made itself comfortable.

" Uh Mark? On your head?" Rainbow Dash pointed.

Mark immediately grabbed the little insect, which made a squeaky sound as he did so.

"You again...."

Everyone watched in horror as Mark's face took on the form of pure malice.

But the little Parasprite only smiled back.

Mark then brought it close to his face.

"Alright, I'm going to pretend that you never flew up onto my head. So I'm going to count to ten. And while I'm counting, I want you to make like a whore's legs and split, otherwise it's going to get fucking ugly. Here we go."

Mark then proceeded to close his eyes and count all the way to ten, but when he was done, he opened his eyes....

..To find the little Parasprite still in his hand.

He then brought his other hand up intimidatingly, making everyone watch in suspense as to what fate would befall the bug.

"I can't watch!" Fluttershy squeaked, covering her eyes with her wings, as everyone braced for the worst.

"C-c'mon Mark, It's just a little Parasp-" Matt was then cut off by Mark.

"It's just a little parasp-SHADDUP!" Mark mimicked his brother, before yelling rather harshly to his younger brother.

"Oh my, what horrible behavior he has." Rarity said quietly.

"Yeah, its living with him that's the tricky part." Matthew muttered back.

That's when Mark's other hand came down upon the other very fast, but stopped just in time from crushing it.

The ponies gasped at what just happened, Matthew only stared in disbelief.

He then retracted his hand back from the parasprite who was still alive and smiling.

Mark then put the Parasprite back on his head, where it got into a comfortable spot and fell asleep.

"I like this one. I think I'll name it....Tiffany."

Everyone then collapsed in a comedic fashion.

(After a while, all the ponies exited out of the house and continued on with their own day.)

"So Mark, how did you get out of the basement?" Matthew questioned.

"Well, since you are useless to a fault. I had to save myself and tug my body out of there." Mark answered.

"Aaaaand, what about the parasprites that were here? How did you give them the boot?" Matthew asked.

"Well, it's quite obvious. I didn't."

This took a minute to process in Matthews mind, his eye twitching a little.

"So you took care of it....... but, they are still inside."

Mark nodded to affirm his answer.

"What the fuck do you mean you took care of it!!???"

"You know, you really don't have to shout." Mark silenced his brother.

Matthew awoke to a brand new day.

*yawn* "Its already way past noon? Why didn't Mark wake me up before?" He pondered this for a moment, but brushed it aside, making his way to the kitchen for some breakfast.

"Let's see what we got." Matt smiled, opening a cabinet, to find no cereal brands whatsoever.

"Great. Looks like the most important meal of the day is off the table." Matthew grumbled.

He then prepared to head out to get sugar products, but found a note taped on the door.

"What's this?" Matthew wondered, ripping the note off the door to see what this message held.

(Dear bitch, went to a super cool place. Be back later. Peace faggot. Sincerely, Marky Mark.)

"Jerk." Matthew said, crumbling up the paper and tossing it into the trash can, before opening the front door to find another note.

(P.S. I ate the last of the cereal so would you kindly buy some more?)

"Yeah right, buy it yourself you prick."

He walked down the street, before seeing the Sugar Cube Corner.

"Bingo. A good place to satisfy my hunger." Matthew chuckled, waling into the store.

"Hiya Matty! What can I get for you today?" Pinkie asked cheerfully, like always.

"Just give me the usual. Do you happen to know where Mark went?" Matthew asked.

Pinkie shrugged, before walking into the back of the store to get the order ready.

"God, where did he go?" Matthew said to himself aloud.

"Lookin f'er sumeone like ya? Its already too late."

Matthew turned around to see a dark figure in the corner.

"Who are you?" Matthew asked suspiciously.

The pony then stepped out into the light.

"The name's Winkledick."

Matthew wanted to hurl. This stallion looked very disturbing, it looked very old, it's jaw was huge, one of it's front hooves was deformed, and it's cutie mark was an 8=D.

"Dear God, what happened to you?!" Matthew exclaimed.

"Oh don't worry. I won't be any trouble. Ah'm j'es tellin' yu d'at finding your brother is like askin' f'er a death wish." The mysterious stallion told him.

"What happened to Mark?!" Matthew asked the grotesque looking pony.

"Let's j'es say that anyone that went where he went, don't come back." The stallion told the boy.

"Where did he go?" Matt demanded to know, for the sake of rescuing his brother.

"He went to a bar in the outskirts, north of Ponyville. It's called the Lusty Mare." Winkledick replied.

"Well have you ever been there before?" Matthew asked him, now nervous of this bar that Mark went to.

"Yes." The elder pony said.

"Then how did you get out of there?" Matthew asked the deformed stallion.

Winkledick then motioned with his small front hoof for the younger twin to come close. Matthew did so, where Winkledick then whispered into his ear.

"Ah didn't."

Suddenly, the pony deteriorated quickly into a rotting corpse, making Matthew scream.

"Matty? Watch'ya screamin' for?" Pinkie asked, a little worry in her voice.

Matthew looked at her, then back to the corpse, only to find that it wasn't there.

"D-did you see that?! T-there was a pony here!" Matthew cried.

Pinkie giggled.

"There's nopony here Matty! You must been seein' things." Pinkie flat out told him.

Matthew sighed.

"something bad's just waiting to happen. I can feel it."

It started to get dark, as Matthew was walking in the outskirts to find this bar, getting jumpscared a few times by timberwolf howls and owls hooting.

"I can't believe I'm actually doing this. Was I really hallucinating back at Sugar Cube Corner?" Matthew whimpered in fear, eyeing his surroundings.

He continued like this for a few minutes where, sure enough, he heard lots of yelling and there was a bar, the name "Lusty Mare", written on it.

"You got to be kidding." Matthew groaned. He didn't want to go in there, but it was to save his brother.

He then took a deep breath, and began for the saloon doors.

"Alright. back straight and a confident look. You're taller than these ponies. That should make them a little intimidated of me." Matthew muttered to himself.

He was about to open the saloon doors, but on the right window, a pony flew out.

Matthew looked at the pony, and saw the condition it was in, making him cry in fear on the inside.

(C'mon. I can do this. I can do this!)

And without a moment's notice, he entered the bar.

He looked around to find the whole place completely dark and with drunk ponies (mostly stallions) all over the place, either drinking the alcohol (Probably apple cider), or fighting amongst each other to prove who's tougher.

"Alright. Now to find Mark and get out of here." Matthew whispered to himself.

He continued walking through the place, where he then heard the sound of cheering and drunk singing.

"What the?" Matthew looked to where the source of the noise was, and sure enough, There was Mark, dancing on top of the bar stand, with all these drunk stallions singing and cheering him on.

"Mark"! Matthew yelled, catching Mark's attention.

Mark then jumped off the stand, almost faceplanting himself.

"Oh hey Matt! *hic* This party is *hic* CRAZY!" The older twin grinned.

"Mark, I know you're having a good time and all, but we have to get out of here." Matthew then began to usher Mark out the door, but he wouldn't have none of it.

"Uh, fuck thaat. I ain't gonna go, I likes it here." Mark slurred.

Mark then went back to a group of stallions he was with and joined in on their song, which soon the whole saloon was singing it.

"Well it can't get any worse than this." Matthew groaned

That's when it happened.

"Hey! What's going on here!"

Everyone looked to see none other than Shining Armor and his squadron enter the room.

"Aww great. It's the guards." One intoxicated pony said.

"Who said that? Which one of you drunks said that?!" Shining Armor bellowed.

The whole bar fell silent. Shining Armor let out a smug look.

"That's right. Nopony talks smack about the Royal Guards." The captain chuckled.

All of the drunken stallions just stood as still as they could.

"We have recieved a noise complaint so, all of you had better shut the buck up while i'm gone."

"Yeah, whatever." Muttered snow flake who was in the back of the crowd.

"Hmmm? Snow Flake, my, my, I thought I taught you better manners towards the royal guards the last time i came to this dump of a bar." Shining Armor glared at him.

"It would seem as though i didn't teach you enough!"

The captain began to move towards Snow Flake.

(Jesus, is this how it is behind the scenes of this show??) Matthew thought.

The boy didn't want to see anyone hurt, but he knew if he interfered, then the guards would be his problem.

"Snow Flake!!! Get down!"

Matthew turned to see Mark holding a cider mug.

"MAN FUCK DA POLICE!!!" The mug was thrown at Shining Armor, where it shattered on the back his head.

Shining Armor then slowly turned to the bar stand, where he saw the two. The ones he failed to catch. And he never failed at catching anypony until these two bumbling twits came into the picture.

(Damnit Mark!) Matthew panicked.

"You two again." Shining Armor growled, slowly advancing towards the two.

"Yeah it's us. What you gonna do huh?" Mark said.

"Look, I'm not in the mood to arrest anypony right now, especially you two. I can take you two back to the dungeons if I wanted to. So I suggest you watch what you say or throw at me." Shining Armor told the twins.

"Whoa whoa, he didn't mean of any of that. Come on, can't you tell he's drunk?" Matthew told the captain.

"Yeah faggot. I'm drunk. What gonna do huh?" Mark grinned.

"Say one more thing. Say ONE more thing. I dare you, if you're feeling tough, say ONE more thing." Shining Armor threatened, ready to get into a tussle.

Mark then went up into Shining Armor's face.

(Que "X Gonna Give It To Ya" By DMX )

"Come at me......BRO." Mark then sucker punched Shining Armor, sending the captain reeling back.

The drunkards all laughed and cheered for Mark, who raised his hand like some sort of champion, until a guard came and hoofed him in the gut, bringing him to his knees.

"Ah fuck." Mark groaned.

"What's wrong now? What happened to all that vigor?" The guard laughed.

"Hey! Nobody messes with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!"

A huge group of drunkards then attacked the guards, where it then became an all out fight club.

"REVOLUTION!!!!!" One stallion yelled out.

Soon, the bar was flying with furniture and mugs, along with tooths getting knocked out of mouths.

"How could that have gotten so worse so quickly!?"

"Mark!" Matthew looked around for his brother, occasionally having to dodge flying mugs and bottles of Apple Cider.

Shining Armor right then recovered from the sucker punch, immediately searching now for any of the twins.

He continued looking around , until he caught something from the corner of his eye.

"There!" Shining Armor quickly went over to the location, and found Mark attempting to crawl out of bar.

"The lonesome cub thinks he's lofty." Shining Armor slowly trotted to Mark.

"I-uh, don't suppose we can talk this over?" Mark asked, slightly fearful.

"I told you. I'm not letting you get away again. I am captain of the Roy-" Shining Armor was then knocked down by a straight hook from Matthew.

"Mark! C'mon! We got to get out of here!" The younger twin began helping his sibling up.

Matthew then felt a hoof grab his shoulder.

He then turned to get punched directly in the face, where was then sent sliding across the bar stand, knocking over any mugs or bottles that were left on it.

"At least make this a bucking challenge." Shining laughed while rubbing his jaw, now focused on the younger twin.

Matthew slowly got up, ready to fight back, but Shining Armor levitated multiple mugs and sent them straight at the twin. Matthew was hit from all sides by the mugs, one even hitting at every man's weakest spot, making him fall over.

"Ahh, my gonads!!!" Matthew groaned, as Shining Armor approached him.

Shining Armor then was about to land another shot on him, but Matthew immediately swept his leg at the captain's leg, tripping him. The boy then jumped into the air and was about to hit the stallion with an elbow drop, but was sent back by a wave of energy from Shining Armor.

Then the pony raised Matthew up and flung him into a wall with his magic.

The twin slumped down, and was pinned by the captain's magic.

"Come on whatever you are, just give up now. I understand you're trying to protect him, but y'all need to turn yourselves in. You both have violated a crime by hitting me, so make it easy and come quietly." Shining Armor said.

"Hey faggot!!" Mark yelled, jumping on the back of Shining Armor.

"W-what do you think you are doing!? Get off of me!" The captain screamed.

"Alright, les ride!" Mark spoke looking at Matthew, hoping he would catch his reference.

"Off with you! Unmount me you coward!" Shining Armor yelled bucking with all of his might.

"Make me!" Mark yelled back holding on tight.

Matthew began to feel the magic wear down.

"Hold on Mark! I'm gonna break out of this magic!" Matthew told his brother.

He began to push his body away from the wall slowly but surely.

"Matt, I don't mean to sound pushy but, could you hurry the fuck up!?" Said Mark who was struggling to keep his grip.

"Ffffffffuck! I'm trying!!" Matthew yelled out.

"Well try harder! It ain't fun holding onto the fucking Grand Chawhee over here!!"

Matthew felt like his muscles were gonna rip at any moment. His arms were burning with pain.

"Rrrraaaaaagh!!!" Matthew yelled as he finally broke out, and fell to the ground.

"Whew.... that was........ too much....." He gasped for a breather.

"Matthew!!" Mark yelled.

Matthew looked up to see a bloodshot eyed Shining Armor knocking the drunkards and guards out of the way to ram him with Mark hanging onto his tail.

"Enough of this foolishness!!!" Shining yelled as blasted a shockwave throughout the bar knocking everyone back and pinning them to the walls with his magic.

Mark got pinned right next to his brother.

"Welp, looks like we is fucked huh?" Mark told Matt.

"Don't fucking talk to me." Matt glared at him.

Shining Armor approached the two in a menacingly manner.

"C-c'mon man, can't you just let us go? I mean, it was a mistake. I promise we won't hit you again. Honest." Matthew pleaded.

"What is your name.." Shining Armor asked, eyeing Mark occasionally.

"Matthew." The twin told the captain.

"Sorry Matthew, but rules are rules. I'm taking the both of you....whatever you are back to the cell. And you two were considered dangerous." Shining Armor said firmly.

"Wait, Celestia-"

"Princess Celestia." Shining Armor cut in.

PRINCESS Celestia, didn't she make it known that we were okay? That we posed no threat?" Matthew asked.

"She did?!" Shining Armor gasped in disbelief.

"Yeah, she did." Matthew replied.

The magic was then released from everyone inside the bar.

"Oh, by Starswirl's beard! Please forgive my rash behavior!" Shining Armor helped the teens up.

"Oh its quite alright. If any case it should be me apologizing." Matthew quickly said back.

"Well at least we got that out of the way. GUARDS!!!!! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!" Right then all the fighting stopped as the Royal Guards appeared right before the two.

"Men, that is enough, these two are alrig-"

WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew and the guards stared in disbelief as they just witnessed Shining Armor be knocked out by none other than Mark, who strike him in the back of his head with a mug.

Mark only looked stared at the unconscious form of the stallion, satisfied with the result.

"That's what you get. Motherfucker." Mark growled.

Matthew stared horrified at what his brother had committed, now knowing they were officially screwed.

"Mark you stupid ass fuc-" Matthew was cut off by the guards dog piling on the twins, and with the two ultimately ending with their arrest.

"Uhh......Where the fuck?" Mark looked around, finding Matt and himself in a cell.

"Ooooooohh.... my head feels like it's spinning in all directions...."

He then rubbed his eyes and got up to move, but felt something pull at his left leg.

"What the?" Mark looked at his leg and saw it was chained to a huge heavy stone.

"Matt."

No response.

"Matt!"

Still no response.

Mark then stretched his leg toward Matthew as close as he could before kicking him.

"Wake up slut!!" Mark yelled.

Matthew yawned, opening his eyes and noticed both him and Mark in the prison as well.

"what..... happened?" Matthew asked.

"Uhhhh, i think i got us arrested. That's what happened."

The room then went into awkward silence.

"You stupid ass fucktard. " Matthew muttered.

"Oh....look what we got here."

Both twins looked at the opposite cell and noticed two dark figures in it.

"......Mark, if we get raped in the shower room, it's all your fault."

TO BE CONTINUED........

Author's Note

God that was a long freaking hibernation huh? Sorry about the long boring wait, now that we got the toughest part out of the way, (Fucking Parasprites) things should be running much smoother now. See you in the next chapter. Or not.

Yours truly, Marky Mark

Introduction

Twins in Equestria

Introduction

It all started one night with two twins playing Mortal Kombat, one playing Scorpion, the other Sub-Zero. The names of these two were Mark and Matthew. Mark was mostly carefree, though he was the older of the two. He would crack up jokes to his friends and mainly went with the flow. Matthew, however, was more self-centered. He wouldn't talk much to others, except to close friends and relatives, but mainly to Mark. He would worry about the things Mark would do, sometimes even stopping him from doing something very idiotic. But while they had some things in common, one of these were being a brony. They both liked a show called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". This.......is their story....

"Matthew, you can't win! Fire beats Ice, its a scientific fact!" Said Mark "Your face is a scientific fact!" replied Matthew, slowly losing the fight.

"SCORPION WINS!"

"Fuck this, Tekken's better..."

"Now Now, little brother, don't hate, appreciate."

"I would appreciate it if you would SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

".......Now..........what could I have possibly done.....to deserve such agression?"

Matthew sighed. "just switch it to Tekken 6 please." As Mark proceeded to the PS3's homescreen, the TV screen was covered in static. "Mark?! What's going on?!" Said Matthew, sounding terrified. Mark shrugged, but not taking his eyes off the TV. Suddenly the television screen began to emit a colorful portal, however, it started to pull the two confused yet frightened twins, little by little, using more force than before, until the two felt themselves being pulled in. Mark clung on to the couch, except for Matthew, who was pulled helplessly into the portal. "Mark!!!!!" yelled Matthew, as he started to disappear into the TV/portal. "MATTHE-OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Mark as he began to be sucked in by the powerful force of the portal.

Mark's POV: Darkness....that's all I see...nothing but pure darkness.....I can feel myself floating in this nightmare....Where did my brother go? Are we dead? Am I going Mad?! No....Matthew went in this weird limbo as well and I have to find him and then find a way out of here......wait what is that.......a light? knowing Matthew, he would go inside the safest thing he could think of, so he probably went in there. I began to muster any courage I had left in this place and made my way to this "light". Hopefully i'll find my little bro, but for now, we'll have to find out.......

I'll try to make things longer lol, just please leave a comment =)