Filthy Frank vs. Equestria
Author's Note
This thing is supposed to be some kind of weird comedy.
~~Enjoy.~~
Filthy Frank vs. Equestria
DECEMBER 25, 2019 Filthy Frank Inc.
"And that's why you shouldn't play Fortnite, kids!" shouted Filthy Frank chopping off some random kid's head with an axe.
"It's done my boss!" said Pink Guy.
"Finally! I can rest now." said Frank "And btw, Pink Guy order some more kids from this creepy guy. I think we've almost run out of them after this Fortnite video"
"Ye boss!" simply answered Pink Guy.
With that said Frank walked to his room. He was really tiered after making another video for his channel.
"Hey mac do you have any new emails for me?" asked Filthy Frank.
"Yes, there are 420 new emails. 351 of them are saying how big asshole you are. And other 69 (nice) emails are video ideas. 68 of them are suggesting you to hang yourself and upload it on YouTube."
"And what's the other one?"
"It's request to not make video about MLP."
"Good idea, but fuck it!" said Frank. "I'm going to sleep."
After that Filthy Frank fall asleep on his bed.
Shitlord was woken up very early since this stupid birds won't stop singing their shit. To shut the fuck up birds Filthy Frank pulled shotgun from his pillow and shot several times in direction where sound was coming from. Sound stoped.
"Know your fucking place trash!" said papa franku.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ringed his alarm.
"You too shut the fuck up!" shouted b0ss firing shotgun again. "Finally I can sleep" after that Pink Lord almost fell asleep, but suddenly.
"EY b0ss!" said Pink Guy. "It's time to maik new video!"
"Fu-. Fine. It's not like I have plans or anything." said Frank Filth.
DECEMBER 26, 2019 Filthy Frank Inc.
"Alright, Pink Guy let's make this motherfucking video!" said Pink Lord "But first let's open portal to Horseland."
Frank opened his chest and took 14 blocks of glowstone and bucket of water. He placed blocks in this shape:
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And finally he placed bucket of water inside portal to activate it. It worked.
"ey b0ss! Y do you have corners arent they useless!"
"Professionals have STANDARTS" answered Dr. Filthy. "At least it just works. Unlike my previous attempt when I tried to build it in minecraft. Portal don't wanted to activate. But now I finally have it right in front of me! Portal to Ponyland!"
"ma b0ss isn't it Equestria?" asked Pink Guy.
"I don't give a fuck." said Thot destroyer.
After that Filthy Frank and Pink Guy went through the portal.
stil DECEMBER 26, 2019 but Equestria(Horseland)
"Pink Guy!" said Pussy Lord "Could you please write down our cordinates so we can find portal to home"
420 69 666 Pink Guy wrote on his hand "Done my b0ss!"
"Good. Now let's make video" said Papa Franku.
Filthy Frank vs. Equestria
by Sanya (Саня)
As Filthy Frank and Pink Guy teleported they appeared to be in forest.
"You know what, Pink Guy I'm too bored today to make video. Let's just have some fun."
"ey b0ss i remembered!" said Pink Guy. "There is pink p0ny! we need to destroy thot."
"ok" answered Frank "Let's kill some thots!"
They headed in direction of Ponyvile. Good for them it wasn't minecraft so they had a lot of guns. After ten minutes of walking that felt like eternity they finally managed to come to Ponyville. Their first stop was Sugarcube Corner since it was the place where worked the first thot.
"Pink Guy you go first and do some weird shit. Meanwhile I kill the thot." explained Dr. Francis of the Filth to Pink Guy. Pink Guy noded.
Pink Guy rushed in Sugarcube Corner as russians rush B in csgo"Hamburger please!" Everyone looked at him with confusion.
"We don't sell burgers here silly" said Pinkie Pie to Pink Guy.
"Only one weird pink thing can exist in univese and this is Pink Guy" said Filthy Frank preparing to kashoot "So.. BEGONE THOT!" Frank shot from his magnum that he stole from half-life. But he missed.
"What the fuck? How did you manage to dodge? You know what don't answer. I'll begone you old-fashioned way. With axe!" after Filthy Frank's words Ponk started to panic. But then she rememberd Frank's weakness.
"Before you kill me can I axe you for last words" she remembered that his ultimate weakness were terrible jokes.
"Oh no" said Filthy Frank in Vargskelethor's voice. "Don't you dare to use my weakness!"
"What an eggselent responce!" cheered pink pony (not Pink Guy).
"Ahhh! My ears! Your terrible jokes! They are terrible!" screamed Frank "Pink Guy do something"
"ok b0ss" said Pink Guy. To help Pink Lord Pink Guy decided to summon another weird guy... idubbbz! Pink Guy started to make weird noises until idubbbz in his green costume.
"What the fuck am I doing here?" asked idubbbz.
"ma b0ss is in danger"
"Why is he in danger?"
"Pinkie attack b0ss with terrible jokes" answered Pink Guy?
Idubbbz used gun on Pinkie.
It's super effective!
"This is what you get if you mess with me or my nibbas" said Idubbbz after shooting Ponk's brains out.
"OOOOOHHH Idubbbz, my nibba thanks for saving me"
"No prob bro." said Idubbbz "Wait aren't cops supposed to show up or something? We killed a person after all."
"Nah. But to be safe let's mine this hole place. Pink guy toss some mines around here."
"ey boss"
"Is this the only thing you can say?" asked Filth Frank
"ey b0ss"
"Fuck you."
Everypony who was in Sugarcube Corner sat idly as this trio walked out from the building. After they walked out from Sugarcube Corner they put sunglasses on to be safe from fire and look cool (this fic is made for kids after all). After several seconds of waiting it finally exploded. Blood and fresh pony meat was all over the place.
"Well that was wonderful, but I need to go" said Idubbbz teleporting back.
"So what we gonna do now?" asked Filthy Frank. "We already killed your greatest enemy."
"I don't know it was your idea to go here." said Pink Guy.
"Let's go back then"
"ey b0ss!"
After that they went back home and lived happily after.
The end.
