Anonymous in Dark Equestria

It's been 1 week. Fluttershy has been taking care of you.

Today she is going to take you for a walk around ponyville. It's been a while since you went outside, depression has been eating you. You are starting to doubt your parents are even worried about you. They're probably like "Now that the little brat is gone we can finally afford to send his older sister to college since we like her more anyways.", fucking bitch. She's probably just gonna get knocked up and drop out anyways.

You start crying again, you've been doing that a lot lately. You want to be strong for Sweetie Belle but you can't even see her anymore. Rarity is probably convincing her that you abandoned her or something too.

"Ohh my goodness are you alright?" You didn't notice Fetishy was already awake. "Come on, if you're going to get chosen as a pet then we're going to have to get you used to other ponies." She makes a sound you can only describe as a "Squee." She takes you outside, strange how weather is almost always perfect.

First thing you see in town is that crazy ass bitch mint-colored pony. "Hey Fluttershy, Bon-Bon and I accidentally killed that baby foal we got from Pinkie Pie and we were thinking of getting a pet and-"

"You want the human?"

"YEAH ZIGGUH HOW'D YOU KNOW?!"

GOSH I DUNNO IT'S JUST A GREAT FUCKING MYSTERY ISN'T IT? "Ohh.... ohh I don't know... he isn't exactly tame yet, hes somehow gotten free a few times and has tried to run away but...."

"PLEASSSSEEEEE"

"I have a dog that wanted to get adopted ... and a kitty... maybe you should just-" This is fucking bad, you were hoping Raribitch would get you back by now you NEED to talk to Sweetie Belle. Fuck this can't be happening.

"Well... if you insist." Wat. "If you need help you can always ask me for help just be careful although... we still don't know how dangerous a full grown human is and..." Without waiting for Fluttershy to finish, the crazy green whorse tucks you under her arm like a football and runs like a mofo. Running on her two hind legs in some terrible mockery of humanity into the sunset, only it's still morning.

"Hmm...I remember humans being all smart and shit... I wonder what's wrong with this one?  Probably got the autisms or something..." You are leaning against the wall completely horrified. She grabs your hands and starts sucking on them. "Mmmm I bet you'll be a total stud when you're fully grown." She stands up and pushes you down and starts pecking at your chest with small kisses as she unbuttons your shirt with magic.

Suddenly the door swings open. "Lyra, what in Tartaurus are you doing..." You look up to see a cream colored pony with pink and blue hair.

"Oh hey Bon-Bon, remember when I said I was going to get a pet from Fluttershy?  Well I saw this one and he was just so gosh-darn adorable!  Look at him, ain't he a doll?" She says as she licks your face.

"...It's a hairless ape....and what in the heck are you doing to him? I knew I should have had you submitted to that psych ward after the first incident..."

"That was because you said humans were fake, but look here's a human child right in front of us!  SO BUCK YOU I'M NOT CRAZY!!!"

"So this is a human, huh?  From the way you made it sound I figured he would be a little more impressive than this..."

"Oh shush.  You know this means you lost the bet, right?" She says giving her roommate bedroom eyes (not that you know what those are because you're fucking ten years old).

"I... ughhh ... fine but isn't he a little young for that?"

"YOU AGREED TO THE TERMS!  YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT!  DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT BECAUSE I SAVED IT AND I KNOW WHERE IT IS BECAUSE I KNEW YOUR BITCH ASS WOULD GIVE ME A HARD TIME ABOUT THIS SHIT IF I ACTUALLY WON OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED WITH THAT SHIT!"

"Alight buck shut up!  Fine, I'll do it...but only this once, and I'm not signing any more of your damn contracts after this!" What are these 2 going to do to you. Lyra drags you to the bed room by your collar and starts nudging your no-no place with her snout. Bon-Bon just looks disgusted by all this. "Seriously what the fuck Lyra, this thing looks to be like kindergarten age...I'm not one of those sicko Canterlot types, you know that right?"

"ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME GET THE CONTRACT?  I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL FUCKING SUE YOU IF YOU BREAK THE LEGALLY BINDING TERMS OF MY ROYAL CONTRACT.  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING BITS IT COST ME TO GET THAT THING NOTARIZED BY THE COURT OF CANTERLOT?" Lyra then motions Bon-Bon to get up on the bed.

"Are you...bucking....*sigh* I'm not even going to ask.  Let's just get this over with quickly, please?" Bon-Bon clenches her teeth and pushes her hoof into her forehead as she begrudgingly trots over.

"Alright, so, now that we're all here, let's give a warm welcome to our very important guest.  Everyone say hello to mister...um..."

Lyra stares at you with a piercing gaze that makes you feel nervous.

"Gumdrop." Bon-Bon murmurs.

"What"

"Shut up Lyra if you're making me agree to keep him here and... making me mate with it I should at least get to name him." Fuck that noise. I ain't putting my dick in your vag. You punch Lyra in the face and jump out the window. Lyra grabs the end of your shirt with magic. You tear off the shirt and run, run far far away.

You run through Ponyville completely lost, you need to get to Carousel Boutique. Along the way you come across a school. You try hopping the fence, but you realize too late that you are not in fact a Mexican, and so you fuck up and fall flat on your face.

You're eyes tear up again. Wait no fuck that. YOU'RE FUCKING DONE LETTING THESE FUCK PONIES MAKE YOU CRY. You run along the side of the building looking into windows.  Good, good, classes are still going on and Sweetie is in class. How the fuck does the teach not notice how beat up she looks I bet that bitch is in on the whole pedo business. You  wonder how many connections Rarity has exactly. No time to think of conspiracies, you're only 10.

You aren't sure how to go about this, you should probably use that cunning human intelligence you have. Or you could just hide until school is over and follow her home.

The simplest solution is usually the best...right?