Ponies In Reverse

Horseback Archer summoned his right-hoof stallion, Watch Tower.

Watch Tower was a tall, black alicorn stallion, with gold- and silver-colored hair for his mane and tail and a clock tower as his Cutie Mark.

“You rang, sir?” he replied to Horseback Archer.

“No, you rang!” retorted Horseback Archer.

“Man, time sure does fly down here,” muttered Watch Tower, “even for a time-manipulating alicorn like me!”

“By the way, Watch Tower,” added Horseback Archer, “that ‘ringing’ was my doing! Whenever I summon you, your ears will ring—like an alarm clock!”

“How very appropriate,” groaned Watch Tower at Horseback Archer’s comment.

“It’s about time I got my freedom back,” said Horseback to Watch, “but I can’t get out of this place myself!”

“How do you suggest I release you, sir?” inquired Watch of Horseback.

“Easy,” answered Horseback, and proceeded to explain.

“You were born here. I was not. Therefore, you can escape this place any time you want. Once you’re out of here, all you need to do is reverse the flow of time.”

“And then?” asked Watch.

“I will be un-banished from Tartarus!” concluded Horseback.

“Well, sir, as I always say, there’s no time like the present to take Equestria back to the past!” exclaimed Watch, and laughed maniacally.