The Great Equestrian Foam Sword Fight
The time for ponies of Equestria to hit other ponies over the head with blunt objects has come.
The Great Equestrian Foam Sword Fight is a fabled event that happens once every fifty years. To win the event, one must incapacitate another pony using the most dangerous weapon known to pony-kind.
The foam sword.
The winner of the event is also said to win untold riches that nopony knows about. With everypony trying to win those riches, the strongest bonds will shatter, the dirtiest of tricks will be played and all bets are off. After all, there can only be one winner.
It is also one of the few times were a pony can legally knock out another pony using a piece of foam.
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10 Chapters:
- Prologue: Preparations 2012-08-21 05:00:03 UTC1011
- Chapter 1: Of pies and sparkles 2012-09-08 05:07:00 UTC1681
- Chapter 2: Of butterflies and gemstones 2012-09-06 13:44:11 UTC1671
- Chapter 3: Of sparkling pies and shimmering butterflies 2012-09-16 19:36:56 UTC2348
- Chapter 4: Of harps and feathers 2012-10-06 04:23:02 UTC1432
- Chapter 5: Of wubs and cellos 2012-10-12 21:48:01 UTC1467
- Chapter 6: Of musicians and muffins 2012-10-28 20:09:47 UTC1474
- Chapter 7: Of apples and rainbows 2012-12-16 03:50:56 UTC987
- Chapter 8: Of apples and filies 2013-02-03 20:54:53 UTC1241
- Chapter 9: Of sleepy rainbows and scared fillies 2013-07-14 08:30:23 UTC3257