The Devil Dog
Big mistake
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Okay gamers so I changed how our boy Allan hears shit so when you see ** that's when he hears the past voices in his head.
*meanwhile in the office*
LtCol-"Kobe you're making me nervous"
Me after making a boogaloo joke-"my bad sir"
LtCol-"You know what I do to those who make me nervous?"
Me chuckling-"no sir"
LtCol-"I kill them"
Me laughing my ass off-"Oh"
The Marine who broke
No one moved an inch as I had my .50 ready to fucking massacre them. The guards looked scared shitless while Celestia had a kinda crazy look in her eye.
"My name's princess-".
"I know who you are bitch" I was stsrting to get nervous with all the guards here. I coulding tell if there were more or not.
"Then you know why I'm here correct?" She Asked smiling widely. "I can promise you no pony will hurt you"
I didn't say anything as I didn't want to talk to her anymore. Lyra was in the humvee since once Celestia arrived I threw her inside to protect her, I leaned back and used one hand to give her the keys.
"Lyra on the right side of the steering wheel is a metal slot I want you to put that Kesey in it then turn it forward," I instructed slowly. After a minute of intense quiet the engine roared to life giving the guards a good scare.
Lyra then poked her head out the window. "Kobe why don't we see what she has to say first?"
"She brought a fucking miniature company here just to talk? Yeah fucking right I'm not retarded Lyra" I butted. I was about to tell her to put tbis bitch in reverse but then the sound of a wings above caight my attention.
I look up to see a guard trying to lower himself above me quietly. I pulled out my listol and popped him in the head then opened fire on to the others. Most of the guards backed off or tried to dodge the bullets while the front of them were gunned down. Celestia fired beams of yellow at my humvee but it just bounced right off, I started firing at her and she took to the skies. I trailed her and clipped her wings making her fall to the ground, her guards rushed forward to protect their leader. I had to hand it to them dispite their losses they continued to push forward.
Twinkie and her friends were all frozen in fear at the events that are taking place right now. Arrows covered in some kind of green mist flew by my head it smelled like alcohol, they were trying to disable me. I shot a few more ponies before Skittles decided fo be a hero and grabbed me.
"No one hurts the princess!" She screamed trying to pull me out of the humvee.
I pistol smacked her in the head trying to get her off. "Get the fuck off me or I'll kill you too!" I threatened. She didn't let up so I shot her in the hind leg.
"Rainbow!!" The others shouted.
"Talk shit get hit bitch!" I loomed down at Lyra who was in the front seat. "Lyra step on the long peddle under the wheel!"
She was shivering in fear."O-Okay!" She stepped on the peddle sending us backwards..well for Me it was forward into the crowd of guards. We ran over a few but I climbed down and moved Lyra out of the way and shifted into drive.
I whipped us around and put the peddle to the fucking metal as We were now being chased. The arrows bounced off like little pebbles, I thought this piece of metal was basically indestructible.
"Allan we're gonna be in so much trouble for this!" Lyra cried curled up in a ball.
I laughed. "Trust me Lyra I've been through worse I once stole a tank from the Taliban as a joke then blew up their village!" I sheded a tear at that memory.
(Flashback)
Location: Afghanistan, Ak-Bolak
Time:1233
"Sir are you sure this is a good idea?" A marine asked me.
I was trying to starting the tank. "Fuck yeah corporal I've been dreaming of this since I was a boy" It was a T-34 Russian tank sadly the manuel was in vodka language so I could read it.
The Marine looked looked around to make sure we weren't caught. "Do you know how to drive it?"
"Negative marine" I said simply finally starting it.
"Oh no" he whimpered
(End of flashback)
We made it back to the desert and were grinding the dunes evading arrows and beams. I looked to Lyra then back at the wheel then back at her horn.
"Use your magic shit to control the humvee I'll get them off our ass" I ordered.
"I-I...Okay!" Her magic took the wheel and held the peddle as I crawled back up to the .50.
"Just like the infantry" I said to myself. I squeezed the trigger and let the hellfire of bullets loose on our enemy. They had trouble dodged the power of freedom and were dropping like birds. "Eat my freedom seed mother fuckers!"
A weird noise came from behind me so I turned around and saw a giant ass rainbow descending onto us. If I didn't shit my pants before I did now and it was big.
"Lyra evasive manoeuvres GO!!" I screamed. The humvee started turning but the rainbow followed us and landed infront of the hood swnding the humvee flying into the sand know knocking me out.
I groaned as I opened my eyes. I was upside down in the humvee hooked to the seat, I pressed the button and dropped onto the roof. My ears rang amd my head hurt like a bitch, I felt blood trickle down the side of my head and drilped onto my gloves. I could hear voices outside and screams from Lyra.
"Lyra...Lyra!" I crawled to the window down and saw the guards taking her away. I opened the door and aimed my rifle at ths guards and opened fire. "Come on you sons of bitches I'm right here!"
I took down seven of them before getting dragged out and they started to kick me down. I grabbed one of them and snapped his leg then stabbed another in the chest getting up. I stumbled but caught myself on the upside down humvee and fired on the others trying to save Lyra. I was shot in the face with a blue beam sending me into darkness.
Location: unknown
Time:unknown
I woke up a dark room with a dim light shining down on me. I tried to move my arms but they were bound to the chair, I tried to move my legs but they were also bound to the chair.
"Not again..." I moaned.
"Its about time you woke up freak" A voice said from the darkness.
"I planned on another hour but decided to put that ine in later" I chuckled. A hoof punched me in the face, I spat out blood and smiled. "You fist Your wife like that? No wonder shes probably fucking a Jody"
He lunched me in the face again. "Don't you talk about my wife you peice of trash"
"Sorry I meant your husband"
A door opened in front of me and Celestia walked through it and shut the door. I could see her eyes glow from the darkness. Then I remembered Lyra being taken.
"Where's Lyra?"
"She's being accounted for interfering with government business" She answered.
I felt anger rise in me at that. "Fuck you she was helping me not get experimented on by you sick fucks!"
Celestia tsked. "Well thats unfortunate for her cause now she will spend her days in a cell"
"I will burn your whole fucking country to the ground if you even lay a hand or hoof on her" I was behind angry I was fucking pissed and when you piss if one Marine that marine gains the strength of Chesty puller himself.
"How about I make you a deal. You help us Lyra will be safely sent back to her home" She was lying and I knew it.
"How about you go suck off your guards then come back once you've had enough bitch" I smirked.
Celestia sighed befkre calming closer to me. "I wish it would not have come to this"
Celestia lit her horn and my head started to burn and I felt like someone was spilling my head open. I held in my pained grunts trying to not show weakness to their pathetic tactics. The pain worsened and felt my muscles start to ache and burn, whatever she was doing I wouldn't let it work. Images of my dead brothers hit me in the face like a train and each of them hurt my head so badly I could feel my eyes start to water. A sharp pain exploded in the back of my skull causing me to gasp in pain.
The guard stepped in looking uneasy. "Ma'am I don't think-"
"It will work sergeant" Celestia snapped.
The pain went on for what felt like forever before eventually seizing. Sweat flew down my face as I breathed heavily, Celestias hoof reached out and lifted my head up to eye level.
"You will help us" She said in a trance like voice.
"Go..fuck...yourself" I heaved.
"H-How are you not u derbies the spell?!" She shrieked.
"You...can't break...what the devil fears" I used all the strength ths Corp could bless me with and broke the arm and legs of the chair off.
Before she could react I grabbed her throat and backhanded the guard into the wall. I srapled my hand around her horn then slammed her head into the wall until she started bleeding all over it. I threw her to the ground then stomled on her neck hearing a satisfying crack then she stopped moving. The guards ran at me with his knife but tripped and dropped it, I picked it up and proceeded to fight with him to stab him in the neck. His hoofs couldn't hold the knife back and the blade slowly cut into the jugular and he layed in a pool of blood.
I stood up and cut the restraints from my legs and cut off the arm restraints. I limped to the door and busted it down ending up in a hallway that looked like a castles court. The sounds of pained screams came from the left side of the hallway.
"Lyra..." I huffed, I took off down the hall kicking open the doors. Right there in the middle of the next room was Lyra strapped to an electric chair crying her dyes out. "Lyra it's me don't worry I'm ginna get you out of here I promise" I say as I started cugting the restraints.
"Allan I want to go home" She sobbed.
"I know I know it's gonna be okay. I'll make these mother fucker pay" I cut her loose and had to fire man carry her out of here.
I limped out of the room and back into the hallway to the other side. I still had the knife in my hand so until I find my guns this is all I got. I lushed open another door and inside waited Luna, Celestia, Twinkie and her friends, I was shocked to see Celestia as I remember very clearly curb stomping her neck and killing her.
"Well that was rather quick" commented Luna.
"Yes and he even resisted the mind spell which shouldn't be possible" Celestia said in surprise.
I had no where else to go and they were blocking my exit. They were planing something and I had to act fast. I saw a glass window to the left corner of my eye with a picture if Twinkie on it.
I closed my eyes and prayed. "Lord please don't let it be a long fall" I then made a full sprint towards the window and crashed through it landing on some grass.
I picked Lura back up and sprinted past bushes and garden antiques. A guard stepped into view but got his neck slit before he even knew what happend. Everything around me went silent and all I could hear was my heart beating like a drum on the 4th of July.
**
"I don't want to go sir" Private Richards whimpered. He had shrapnel wounds all over his body with 3 bullet wounds in his chest.
"It's gonna be okay Marine don't worry the chopper is almost here" I assured him. It wasn't gonna be here for another 10 mikes and I knew he wasn't gonna make it.
"I can't see sir..." Tears dripped down his face as he died in my arms.
**
My boots beat against the earth as I ran into the streets of this place and went for the front gate. Ponies looked in horror as they witnessed a blood covered marine carrying a pony whilst being chased by ponies. I could see the road ahead but an arrow made me fall over and drop Lyra in front of me, I reached back and oulled out the arrow and tossed it away. I got to my knees when guards swarmed me and had me surrounded.
"Put your bucking hands up creature!" One of them ordered.
Time slowed down as I focused on where each of them were. They moved in on me and I gripled the knife tighter before slashing the pony in front of me in the legs and punching the unicorn to my left. Someone kicked the back of my knee before a hoof connected with my head, my vision was hazy and I was swinging wildly barely able to hit anything. I grabbed a guard by his throat then ripped it out causing blood to spew every where before something hit me in the head this time knocking me out.
Location: Afghanistan, FOB
Time: 0300
Me and Lt were in the COC talking with 6 about wether or not to trust the village elder who says he knows about an IED maker.
"6 don't you think this seems a bit strange that locals around here dispite hating our guts are now feeding us info?" Lt asked into the radio.
"1 I will not tolerate any disobedience now you will help this villager and his family and we will go get this IED make am I clear over?" We looked at each other both thinking about how we'd kill Fox-6.
LT sighed. "Yeah....1 out" He put down the radio and we walked over to ECP where the elder was.
The turp was talking with the guy probably talking about Muhammad and how their all gonna kill us or what not.
"Alright so we'll help you but we need to know where this IED maker is" Lt explained to the elder.
He told us in the next village to the east there was a shed that lead to a bunker full of IEDs and child slaves that make them. Me and Lt wanted to toss a fragrance in there just to get it over with because fuck them kids I got guys to protect. After he explained everything we let him go and waited till tomorrow to go see about this IED maker.
We walked to our racks and I leaned over to Lt. "If he's lying I'm killing his family"
He chuckled. "Not if I do it first" we fist bumped and called it a night.
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