Rarity Steals My Cupcake!

I am eating a cupcake at Sugarcube Corner. I see a lot of other ponies around me while I am there. The store recently put up tables so that ponies could eat here rather than just buying food from the bakery and taking it to go. I see Pinkie Pie working at the counter. She sold me the cupcake. I keep eating my cupcake.

After I have had three bites of my cupcake, Rarity comes to the table and she says, “Hi!”

“Hi, Rarity!” I say.

“That looks like a good cupcake,” Rarity says, and then she takes the cupcake from me with her magic and she eats the cupcake herself in one bite!

“Hey, you took my cupcake,” I say.

“It was a good cupcake,” Rarity says, and then she leaves.

I don’t understand why Rarity took my cupcake, but I go to buy another cupcake anyway. Pinkie Pie sells it to me for three bits, and then I start eating it at my table again. Then Rarity comes back!

“That looks like a good cupcake,” Rarity says. This time I am ready.

“Don’t eat my cupcake!” I say, and I hold it really tight so that her magic can’t take it away.

“No, I’m going to eat your cupcake!” Rarity says. “You can’t stop me!” She pulls really hard with her magic and it lifts me up in the air with the cupcake.

She drops the cupcake into her mouth and she bites my hand because my hand is still holding the cupcake.

“Ha, ha! I took your cupcake again!” Rarity says. “It was a good cupcake.”

I think my hand is infected from Rarity’s bite, so I ask Pinkie Pie for a Band-Aid and then I put the Band-Aid on.

I am worried about the bite. It is very red and it does not look good. I think I should go to the hospital.

So I leave Sugarcube Corner and I go toward the hospital, but then suddenly I grow a horn out of my head and my hair turns purple and I realize that I am a Wereity now! A Were version of Rarity!

“What if I am Wereity forever?” I wonder. “I don’t want to be Wereity forever. I want to be me.”

I walk down the street and I wonder if I should still go to the hospital anyway, when Twilight sees me and she says, “Hi, Rarity!”

“I’m not Rarity,” I say. “I am Wereity.”

“What do you mean?” Twilight asks me.

“I mean Rarity bit me and now I am Wereity,” I say.

“Oh, that happened to me last week,” Twilight says.

“What?” I say.

“Yeah, but then I went back to normal and now I am only Wereity on Tuesdays,” Twilight says.

“Okay,” I say. Then I decide to just be Wereity for a while and run Rarity’s boutique. That will be the perfect revenge!

“Rarity here,” I say to Rarity’s customers. “I will help you pick a good dress because I am Rarity.” I’m not really Rarity (I’m Wereity), but they don’t know that.

I help her customers pick really stupid-looking outfits and then I leave the boutique. Now they will probably be mad at Rarity and Rarity will stop turning ponies into Wereity!

I go back to Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie Pie says, “Hi, Rarity!”

I order a cupcake and go to sit down at the table. Surely Rarity will not steal a cupcake from herself. I start to eat the cupcake.

“That looks like a good cupcake,” Rarity says. She snuck up on me.

“No, you won’t steal the cupcake this time!” I say. Since I am her and not an earth pony now, I can use magic just as strong as hers to keep the cupcake. I eat the cupcake myself.

“Ha, ha! You didn’t take my cupcake!” I say.

Rarity gets really angry and she bites me on purpose and suddenly I’m not Wereity anymore.

“You don’t deserve to be me!” Rarity says.

I am sad that I am not Wereity anymore. Being Wereity was actually kind of fun now that I think about it. I got to sell dresses and stuff, even if it was stupid stuff that I sold on purpose.

“Please let me be Wereity again,” I say to Rarity.

“No,” Rarity says. “You can’t be Wereity anymore because you didn’t let me eat your cupcake.”

I cry for a whole week because I am really sad and then it is Tuesday. Suddenly I realize that I am Wereity again! Rarity just made me stop being Wereity on days other than Tuesday like with what happened with Twilight!

I go back to the boutique and I start selling more dresses again. This time I help them pick good stuff because I like selling dresses now and I want to do a good job even if it means that they aren’t mad at Rarity. “Here’s a good one!” I say to Derpy at the store and she smiles and buys the dress I showed her.

Rarity comes back to the store and she smiles and says that I’m doing a good job being Wereity after all. Now she will let me be Wereity whenever I want!

But after a few hours of selling stuff, I’m tired of being Wereity and she turns me back. “If you ever want to turn back into Wereity again, just tell me!” Rarity says.

I am hungry because I didn’t eat anything while I was selling dresses at the boutique. I go to Sugarcube Corner and get a cupcake again. I go to the table and I try to put my face in the bag and eat it that way so that no one will know that it’s a cupcake. I want to eat the cupcake myself, and I don’t want Rarity to be mad that I didn’t let her eat the cupcake.

I think Rarity has X-ray vision, because she shows up anyway and she says her trademark phrase:

“That looks like a good cupcake,” Rarity says.

Not again!