Chapters Home is Where True Peace and Love is 2
It was still winter, but it was in February in the beautiful place of Equestria. Today was a new day, and it was all well with Luke Smith, Equestria's first human to walk it's soil. It has been at least a month since Luke and his close friends came back from their fun trip in Zebrica with Zerocra as their own guide.
His hair grew a little longer than before, and he was on earth, having Burger King in Bend with his closest friends on Earth.
Thanks to Discord, he could go anywhere he please since the Master of chaos can go from one dimension to another. Celestia and Luna, the co-rulers of all of Equestria, eventually found a way to get Luke back to his homeworld, but Luke said that he liked it here in Equestria. Everyone was much more positive in this place and hardly any problems occured.
"Man, these whoppers are good." said Brad.
"Totally. Why can't we have a recipe for this baby?" Jesse agreed.
"Because of the trans fat?" Like speculated jokingly.
His cronies laughed and chucked with him. "Yeah, trans fat is our goddamn worst enemy in life." said Bobby. "Why does it have to taste so good?"
"Life is unfair as everyone says." Luke remarked. "Imagine a world where the fun food is the healthy food where the carrots, brocolli and squash were the unhealthy food."
"That would he a dream come true." said Timmy.
"Let's just enjoy this while it lasts." Brad said. "I mean, money's another thing. Don't wanna spend our hard-earned money on this good stuff. I mean, what the hell?"
"Yeah. Still, this is good, goddamn burgers, am I right?" Luke asked. His cronies agreed with him again.
It was just then, Discord appeared next to the booth the boys were sitting in out of thin air, spooking them all. "Hello!" He sung
"Gah!" Luke yelped, but he smirked, recognizing this friend of his. "Discord," he wagged his left finger in a playful smile. "What do you want?"
"I just wanted to ask if you were ready to return to Equestria with me. your friends are already missing you dearly."
"They miss me that much?" asked Luke. "I've only been gone for about two and a half hours. How can they miss me that much for that long? All i said to Fluttershy was: 'I wanted to hang out with my old friends here on Earth for a little while and play some video games with them. Come on, is that too much to ask?"
"Oh, Fluttershy was only checking on you, my boy." said Discord. "Along with the other girls, and Spike."
"I see." Luke then let out a loud burp, leaving his friends to commend him for creating such a loud, and long belch. They all even applauded him for creating such a loud, and long belch.
"Ooh, very well done." Discord even applauded for him as well. "But I was only checking on you on the bequest of Fluttershy. All she's doing is looking out for you."
"I know. I'm going to finish my food first, then I'll go back to the cottage. Just tell her I'm fine and that there's nothing to worry about."
"Very well. Just continue eating your food and just call my name whenever you feel ready to return back home."
Discord snapped his fingers and he was gone out of thin air.
"That Discord is one cool dude." said Bobby. "Making magic like that."
"Well, I'm sure as hell glad I made that wish. I would never have gone to Equestria if not for him." Luke pointed.
"Here here." said Timmy.
They boys continued eating their food and after they were done, they walked out the door, and Luke said bye to his friends before calling on Discord to take him home to Equestria.
"Ah, it's good to be back." said the human. He just enjoyed that fresh Equestrian air, and he saw that he was in Ponyville. He looked around for Fluttershy, or any other of his close friends to see if they were anywhere to be found at all.
He looked at the farmer's market and found some nice melon to purchase and cut up into cubes later on.
Walking all the way back home to the cottage, Luke loved the sight of Fluttershy's sweet, smiling face whenever he interacted with her. the birds living in their houses just outside the cottage chirped happily to see Luke back home.
Opening the door, Luke then saw Fluttershy, who was playing with Angel Bunny, the rather spoiled, white rabbit. "Fluttershy, I'm home." he said.
The adorable yellow pegasus mare looked behind her, and she gasped while smiling to see her very first human friend again after being gone for a free hours.
"Luke, so glad to see you again." the yellow pegasus said in her sweet, adorable voice.
"You didn't have to send Discord to find me, you know?"
"I know, but I worry about you sometimes. Especially with all the adventures in Zebrica, and you getting hurt by Sogozi the Mangani."
"Oh come on. I'm alright now. You don't have to worry about me. I am smart enough to take care of myself. Still, I thank you for looking after me." he went into the kitchen, and went to fetch himself some root beer for himself, even thigh. He had Burger King a little while back with his Earth cronies.
Fluttershy smiled and said: “I know you can take care of yourself. I just care about you so much, and I would hate to have anything bad happen to you, like with Sogozi almost killing you and all.”
“Ah, I am way smarter than to let anything bad happen to me like that. I’m quick, and I’m tough. Speaking of which, I got ourselves a big, juicy watermelon for us to share. I hope it’s as ripe as Carrot Top says it is.”
“Oooh, that sounds yummy.” Fluttershy remarked. “I would love some watermelon.”
“Perfect. I’ll cut it up for us.” the human did just that, and carefully cut open the melon, and it looked very ripe and very fresh, fresh from the vine as a matter of fact, and he diced them into cubes without cutting his hands or fingers. “Nice.” he got some cubed melon for himself and he really loved the taste of the fruit.
Fluttershy licked her lips and had a couple of cubes as well, and she loved the taste of it. “Hmmmmm, that’s so delicious,” she said. “So, how was that burger place with your old friends?”
“Burger King? It was yummy. God, I love their burgers there. Way better than what McDonalds has to offer for it’s customers.”
“Isn’t that the palace where the burgers where made of pink slime?” Fluttershy asked
“That’s what I heard about the rumors. I do not know for sure. Many people say that it is pink slime, but I have never seen how they worked. Besides, their burgers are nowhere near as yummy as Burger King’s patties.” Luke patted his belly. “Nope, those burgers are tasty and juicy, and flame-grilled to serve a smile on everyone’s faces.”
“Good. I’m glad you had fun.”
“I did. Although, McDonalds was part of my childhood, when I was a little kid, they had a nice jingle to go with a kids Happy Meal.”
“Like a song?”
“Yeah, like a jingle or a motto. You might laugh at me, but I think it went like this in the commercials- - ‘Put a smile on! Put a smile on! Everybody come on, put a smile on!’”
Fluttershy made a cute chuckle, and said: “that’s cute. I think Pinkie Pie would love it if you sung that to her.”
“Eh, Pinkie’s a pony who loves just about everything.”
“So true, Luke. You are very funny. But, I think you should play that for Pinkie. it would make her really happy.”
“Maybe. But not right now. Right now, I’m full with that double whopper and chicken nuggets in my belly. Probably gonna burn off some calories later on or I won’t fit in my shirt anymore.” Just then, the door was being knocked three times, and the yellow pegasus answered it. It was her closest friends: Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Not only them, but Lyra, Bon Bon, Cloudchaser, Spike, Rumble, and Thunderlane were there as well. “Oh, hello everypony.”
“Hi Fluttershy.” said Twilight. “Is Luke here?”
“Yeah!” Luke called while on the couch. “I’m right here, Twilight,” everyone came inside and went to greet the human. the human let another loud belch from himself, longer than the one he created from Burger King, and he covered his mouth after saying: “excuse me.”
“Nice one, Luke.” said Rainbow Dash.
“Thanks. I had root beer back in Burger King.”
“I wish I can burp like that. Thunderlane’s the king of burps in Ponyville.9
“You’re not exaggerating on that, Rumble.” said Cloudchaser. “I’ve heard him burp like that, and he is quite talented fir a total stud.”
“Ah, I wouldn’t call myself that good?” The greyish-Black pegasus said.
“So how was your time back home, Luke?” said Lyra.
“It was fun. Burger king, as I have mentioned, and pulling a prank on some girls in the neighborhood.
“what kind of pranks?” asked Applejack.
“Air horn scares.”
“That’s absolutely unpleasant, but hilarious at the same time.” Rarity admitted.
“Can you show her the song, Luke? Please?” Fluttershy softly begged him.
“Ah, okay.” Luke got off the couch, and he went in front of the pink pony. “Pinkie, in my home, a place called McDonalds had a jingle that is no longer around when I was a kid, but... it goes like this.” he cleared his throat, took a breath, and began singing once again: “put a smile on! Put a smile on! Everybody come on, put a smile on!”
the others laughed a little, but applauded for Luke’s little performance.
Indeed. Eveyrpony in this company was glad to have Luke back in Equestria. He can be quite a riot to other people when it came to making them laugh. He wasn’t a class clown, but he did know how to make people and ponies laugh, like Jim Carrey
Home is Where True Peace and Love is 2
Playing his signature guitar, Luke was playing some tuned for the critters living at the cottage, and everyone was enjoying it, including Linus the Lion, and Tyson the white tiger.
Antoine, the handsome wolf was enjoying it as well, and he even howled to the music of it.
He was interrupted when Fluttershy and her friends went outside and wanted him for something. "Luke?"
The human stopped playing and he looked back at his closest pony friend. "Yeah Flutters. What is it?"
"We wanted to know if you wanted to come spend time with us." the yellow pegasus remarked.
"Where?"
"My boutique. We can give my closest friends here the most beautiful dresses that nopony has ever seen before."
"Ugghh!" Luke moaned in irritation. "Thanks but no thanks. I prefer not to."
"You don't have to wear dresses." Twilight reminded him.
"Yeah, I know that. But it's too girly for me. Thanks for the invite, but no thanks."
"Something the matter, Luke?" Discord popped out of nowhere.
"No. They are just going to their boutique to work on dresses and other girly stuff, Discord."
"Oh! Can we get a pedicure at the spa too? I want my hooves to be shiny and clean." Pinkie added.
"Ugggghhh!!" Luke moaned again.
"See you later Luke. Let me know if you need anything." Fluttershy said before going off with her friends.
"I know how you feel, Luke."
"Yeah, I cannot keep hanging out with girls all the time. Granted, I had burger king with my human friends back home, but I need to hang out with guys more often."
"Well, I think I know a perfect thing to do."
"What's that?"
"I think you need a little more guy time. You, me, Spike, and Big Macintosh."
Luke smiled. "You know what? You're right. That's one thing I need. Maybe we can hit some bowling pins in the alley."
"Perfect!"
Luke said bye to the animals living at the cottage and that he would he back later on. They grouped with Spike and Big Mac, and they decided to go to the bowling alley.
"Wow Luke, you're right," Spike said. "This is what we need. I can't keep hanging out with girls all the time, either."
"Yeah, you've been hanging out with the ladies too much, Spike. This is perfect."
"Totally!"
"And I got nothing better to do. I'm done with my chores and I'm feeling a little bored." said the red earth stallion.
They went to the Lane they were assigned to, and since Luke couldn't wear any of the shoes that were at the stands, he decided to just go it in his socks.
It was fun and they were striking down some pins and rolling the balls hard on the alleyway.
"Nice hit, Big Mac." Luke commended him.
"Thanks. They don't call me the strongest stallion in Ponyville for nothin'."
It was Spike's turn and he was getting almost as much pins as much as his other guy friends, but, due to his small stature, he had to use a smaller and less powerful bowling ball.
"Ooh, almost a strike there, Spike." Discord said.
It went on for about half an hour and Discord had an idea in his head. He conjured and air horn out of thin air.
As soon as Luke was about to roll the ball, it was at this position where just unleashed it from his hand and fingers and the master of Chaos blared the air horn, making Luke jump with fright and making him foul up his roll. "Gah! Discord!"
"What?"
"I know what that was. Never do that again!"
"Oh come on. It's funny."
"Not unless the ball was in midair and landed on top of my head." Luke said.
"Yeah, that would crack his skull open!" Big Mac added.
"How would you feel if that happened to you?" Spike said.
Discord had a sympathetic look on his face and nervous to go with it. "Ohhhh. I see what you did there."
"Please don't ever do that again." Luke repeated in a more calm voice. "I mean, you wouldn't try to kill your own friends, would you?"
"No! Never. I care about my dear friends so much."
"Just don't do it again." Spike said.
They all continued bowling and they were all still having fun with this kind of event, and when they were done playing a few rounds of striking pins, they took a little break and had some soda while on break.
"Discord, you didn't cheat, did you?" Asked Big Mac.
"No. Of course not. Have I ever cheated in anything before?"
The three other guys just raised their eyebrows in suspicion. "Do we have to be honest with you?" said Spike.
"Not really. If I was using my magic to win in a bowling match, you would know."
"Ah," Luke smirked. "You got a point there."
"Well, this was a good idea. Going bowling for old time's sake." Big Mac said. "I would call this a big break from doing chores."
"Is the farm always dependent on you Big Mac?"
"Pretty much, Spike. But, Applebloom's growing up, and she's learning how to do some chores for herself. And, obviously, Granny Smith cannot really help out with most chores because she's.... not as young as she used to be."
"Good point." Spike agreed. "And it's food for me to take a break from cleaning some books and helping out Twilight."
"Or being in contact with girly stuff like perfume or dresses, lipstick, or nylons." Luke remarked. "It would be like this for girls: 'oh, look at this totally cute dress!' Ir something like that."
The three guys laughed with him at the stereotypical teenage girl impression he was doing.
"Or something like: 'can I like have, five thousand dollars for lipstick and makeup?' Or you literally need a makeover, I don't care if it would cost so much money!' and all that."
They all laughed some more. "Yeah, they are totally like that." said Spike.
"Indeed, I hang out with girls too much as well. It is always good to have a break from all of that."
"And those were good impressions, by the way. You should be an actor."
"Heh. My friends back home said I would he the next Jim Carrey if I became a famous movie star."
"No idea who that is," said Big Mac, "but I agree with ya. Ever consider doing a play or theater work, Luke?"
"I might look for an audition, but there's nothing that would interest me right now. But the way, look at these funny videos with people scaring other people with air horns."
The human pulled out his phone and he began watching a compilation with his three friends, and having a good laugh about these pranking videos.
Home is Where True Peace and Love is 2
While having their boys day out, Luke was still watching some air horn prank videos with his guy friends, and having a good laugh at the reactions on here, whether girls screaming to dudes raging and throwing things at the people pranking them.
Discord, Spike, and Big Mac were having a nice laugh at these videos and they decided to do another bowling round to keep them from getting bored.
"Discord, no cheating this time." Luke warned him again. "We'll know if you try and trick us again, or if you are up to anything fishy."
"Cheating? Moi? When have I ever cheated at anything?" the master of Chaos pretended to be innocent again. The three other guys were not easily convinced, and for a good reason as well.
Yes, Discord was truly the unpredictable type of person someone would want to be friends with. Regardless, they all played another game and were all having so much fun with the bowling.
What surprised Luke was that; Discord didn't cheat at all, and the Drancequus was a type of guy that can lie very easily and be a very cunning creature.
When the game was over, the flur friends decided to call it quits, and went out of the alley to look for more guy stuff to do. Luke then thought of an interesting idea in his head, and he said: "Discord, can you conjure me an air horn, please?"
"I have no idea why you want it, but sure." the Master of chaos snapped his fingers and have Luke an air horn.
"Wait, I know what you might do." Big Mac smirked. "I think that's a good idea, Luke."
"Yeah, scaring everypony with that air horn." Spike added. "I can imagine the look on their faces."
"Totally. Come on, let's use this air horn." Luke said. The first stop the four guys went to was the school house where the kids were having a test and Cheerilee wqw grading papers. It was very quiet in the classroom and it was the perfect opportunity to blare his horn.
As soon as he did that, Cheerilee and the kids let out loud screams of fright and Cheerilee even jumped out of her chair, falling on her head.
"What on earth was that?!" Cheerilee exclaimed.
The four boys outside snickered at the reactions and the master of chaos turned them all invisible so they wouldn't get caught
Cheerilee went outside and she was not happy at all. "Who's out here?" she called out demandingly. She looked around to and fro, and she didn't see any sign of the pranksters.
She growled and then went back inside to teach the class again. When she was gone, Discord mare himself and his friends visible again before running off.
"Luke, that was so funny." said Big Mac.
"Yeah, Cheerilee looked like she's seen a ghost." Spike added. "Who else are we gonna prank?"
"Well, I do have someone in mind." said the human. "Any of you know where Starlight Glimmer lives?"
"I do." the baby dragon replied. "I'll show you guys." The baby dragon led the group to where the purple unicorn lived at and they found her relaxing on a recliner in her living room.
"She doesn't notice us." said Luke. "Discord, I have an idea." the human then whispered something in his ear and Discord liked the idea very much.
"Nice. You know what to do."
The human nodded his head and Discord turned him and the air horn invisible again, then Luke, very quietly, sneaked inside Starlight's house and he was hearing her humming from the foyer.
He got close enough from behind her recliner and honked the air horn, scaring her she making her emit a scream of fright, like a frightened dog.
Luke was trying so hard not to laugh, for he didn't want to get caught by her. If she found out it was him, she would probably be very pissed off at him.
Her face looked so priceless and it was like she had seen a ghost herself like Cheerilee and her students did before.
She looked like a startled cat with her hair bristled up like one, and having her tail all pointed and erect from being so scared.
Discord appeared (invisibly), and pulled Luke out of there just in time, and the four boys ran away while snickering, leaving the poor Starlight Glimmer to look around for anyone who woumd prank her like that.
At last, they made it to the boutique where they were laughing so hard that they almost busted their guts from laughing too hard. "Man, you should have seen her face!" Luke said.
"I know! she looked like cat!" Spike added.
"Let's see Applejack be scared by that horn." Big Mac agreed.
"Twilight, can ya find me a pin, please?" Applejack called from inside the boutique and the four boys looked at the shop.
"Hmmmmm...." they all had mischievous looks on their faces and Luke was more than ready to scare someone. Before he could go in, a sudden thought came to him like a bug coming to a lantern for some light. "Wait!" he said. "Fluttershy's in there, and I don't wanna prank her. It would hurt her feelings."
"You're right, she's very sensitive." Spike added. "What can we do?"
"I think I have a solution. Discord; do you think you can make Fluttershy deaf after I am done blaring the horn in there?"
"I like your thinking, Luke." Discord agreed. "You and your smart brain of yours."
"Yeah," Luke flustered. "How great am I?"
Discord snapped his fingers, and Fluttershy immediately felt her eardrums being completely turned off. "Hmm? That's weird." she said. "Why can't I hear anything? Let me find Twilight, she'll know."
"Okay, so after the air horn scare, you get us all the hell out of here so they won't bust us." Luke said
"And make sure they don't follow us." Big Mac added. "Applejack might kill me if she found out about this."
"I'm sure she'll have a tough time killing you." Spike remarked.
"Good point, but she wouldn't be scared."
Luke then slipped inside the boutique, very quietly after he was turned invisible once again, and he tip-toed upstairs to find the girls trying to help poor Fluttershy and why she had turned deaf all of a sudden.
"Look, Fluttershy, I'm sure it's nothing to-"
Twilight and her friends heard the air horn blaring, very loudly and terrible, making them scream and either hit their head on the ceiling or ran up to some mannequins and furniture after being spooked. It was kind if a wreck, and it was just then, Fluttershy got her hearing back, meaning the spell worked
"What's wrong?" said Fluttershy
"Don't tell me you didn't hear that, Fluttershy." said Rainbow Dash."
"Hear what?" The yellow pegasus asked again.
Luke went downstairs and he and the other boys went back to Fluttershy's cottage with Discord's magic. Laughing so much, they all had tears in their eyes from laughing too hard.
"Did you see Rarity?" Luke guffawed. "She was like- she was like: 'EEEEEEAAAAAUUUUGHH!' Hahahaha! I haven't seen her have that face before in my life!"
"Or Pinkie Pie! She had the funniest scream ever." Spike said.
"Heh, I admit, Applejack made a fool of herself." said Big Mac. "I can't believe we haven't done this before."
"Yeah, who else should we scare?" Luke said.
"How about... City Hall?" the baby dragon suggested. "Mayor Mare is a sucker for a food prank."
"That sounds perfect. Time to give her a little surprise."
"Perfect Luke, town hall it is." Discord snapped his fingers again and they were transported in front of the City Hall building.
While sneaking around, they saw the mayor doing some paperwork with her mane frizzy and messy. "Ugh! I feel like being a mayor is both a blessing and a curse." she thought to himself.
"Don't worry, miss Mayor." said Raven Inkwell, her beautiful assistant on the job. "You only have about ten more papers to sign and you're done."
"Perfect."
As soon as the Mayor was done with her paperwork, she was about to walk out of her office, but before she could leave, she heard a loud and surprising honk from the air horn from the window (Luke poked his left hand through the crack of the open window and blated the horn), and made the mayor and Raven faint like two scared sheep or goats.
What made it funny was also their funny screams and twitching from how surprising and loud the air horn was.
The four ram away from Town Hall, and hid behind some bushes. "The mayor was shaking like a bag of wet goats." Luke wiped a tear from his eye.
"I've never seen her fo that before." Spike admitted. "This is so fun. Nopony suspects a thing about us."
"If we did get caught, Applejack would be very grumpy about what i was doing with you guys."
"Ah, she'll never find out." said Luke. "Let's look for more people to scare.
Home is Where True Peace and Love is 2
Scaring Some More Suckers
All the boys were having fun in their air horn prank spree in Ponyville. They were looking for some good folks to scare for the fun of it, and Spike thought of some candidates for who should he spooked next.
"Say, why don't we pay the Cutie Mark Crusaders a visit at their clubhouse?" Spike said with a devious smile on his mug.
Big Mac, Discord, and Luke smiled hearing the suggestion. "That sounds like a brilliant idea." Discord said.
"Hehe, yeah, they will be scared silly after we're done with them." Luke agreed.
As usual, Big Mac remarked "eeyup." So the four males went down to the clubhouse and Discord turned the human invisible again sonhe can come in for the "kill".
"Alright, Crusaders." said Applebloom on the pedestal, "we are called here today to discuss on who else we should help earn his or her cutie mark."
"Maybe we can help Rumble." Sweetie Belle suggested. "He doesn't have one yet."
"Yeah, but he prefers he discovers it for himself. Ooh! Pip said he would like our-" Scootaloo was suddenly interrupted by the blaring noise of the air horn blown by Luke, who was up against the wall on the left side of the clubhouse.
The noise of it scared the crusaders and made them scream at the top of their lungs with a fright. The three tumbled on the floor and were shaking a little bit.
"What the hay is that?!" Scootaloo said.
"I don't know." said Sweetie Belle. "It sounded like an airhorn."
"Yeah, it did sound like it." Applebloom speculated.
Luke was trying so hard not to laugh and keep it in his system. These girls seemed like easy suckers for this kind of prank. He blared the horn again, and the girls were screaming and panicking again.
"This place is haunted!" Applebloom shouted.
"Oh come on." said Scootaloo. "There isn't a ghost in here."
Then the human blasted the air horn once again, frightening as she shrieked at the top of her lungs.
"Haunted clubhouse!" Scootaloo had a quick change of heart. She and the other crusaders ran out of the clubhouse, screaming at the top of their lungs and begging for their lives.
As soon as they were gone, Discord turned the guy's visible again, and they were guffawing on the ground in triumph.
"That was so funny!" Pip said. "Why didn't we do this earlier?"
"Good question." Spike wiped a tear from his eye.
"Yeah! We should have done this some time ago!" Luke agreed after laughing. "Girls are just so easy to scare. Well... except for Rainbow Dash or Applejack."
"Yeah, they don't scare so easily." Spike admitted. "But, maybe they just say that to show how tough they are."
"If you need to scare someone," Discord said. "You have to look at the right angle, and do it properly."
"Well, I have another idea." Luke suggested. "Remember the videos I showed you guys about those guys pranking people at the golf course?"
"Oooh. Good idea." Pip said. "Make those elderly ponies scared witless."
"Exactly. To the golf course." Luke pointed. The five boys did just that, went to the golf course just outside of Ponyvillex and they were lucky, because there were a lot of golfers playing in the fields.
The boys had sneaky smiles on their faces and Discord poofed him and his cronies invisible so that no one would be able to see him.
Luke was the first one to pull a dcwr prank with the invisible air horn and he saw a mare about to hit a golf ball with her club, and at the last second; he blared it, making her scream and incidentally throw her club off-course.
Some of the other stallions and mares were spooked, and a few of them fainted like scared goats or sheep.
The boys so wanted to laugh and it was so enticing for them not to laugh at the funny reactions. Alas, the five of them held their breath and didn't give themselves away.
"What in the name of Canterlot was that?!" A stallion exclaimed.
"I have no idea, probably sounded like a train of some kind." another stallion speculated
Pip was the next one to scare them and he blared loudly, making the elderlies yell and faint again.
"Okay, whoever is doing that," said a mare, "stop it right now!"
The boys then decided to make spooky ghost moaning and to make them believe it was not pranksters.
At last, the elderlies were convinced that there were ghosts haunting the golf course and many of them scattered around in a frantic panic.
"GHOST!" one elderly said as the rest left the golf course and screaming at the top of their lungs.
At last, Discord turned him and his friends visible again and the boys all began laughing at pure joy. "That was too easy!" Big Mac said. "How we made them scream like that. Heh heh, they were as frantic as a flock of turkeys."
"Just imagine Granny Smith like that." Spike said.
Big Mac immediately stopped laughing and said: "wait, wait, wait, we can't prank Granny Smith. She's my family."
"Yeah, and she is a good friend to us." Pip added.
"Good point." Spike said. "She knows how to make an apple pie."
"And I volunteer at the farm for you and your family, Big Mac." Luke added. "Let's just leave her aside."
"Good idea." Discord said. "Well, I think we have had enough air horn scares for one day."
"Agreed." the rest of the boys agreed.
"Let's ditch them so no one will find them and know about all the pranks we've been pulling."
"Good idea, Spike." Luke agreed, "Discord, how about putting them invisible again and putting them in this bag so no one will see them."
"An excellent idea."
After the master of Chaos did just that, the five males went back to town and had some ice cream together as a boys day out.
"Ghosts?" The human heard Twilight's voice from outside the shop. "Come on, girls. That's ridiculous."
"It's true!" Said Applebloom. "It went like 'Eeeehhhhh!' As if it was a banshee!"
"Oh come on, sugarcube." Applejack argued. "We'll figure somethin' out, but I don't think it was ghosts."
"Some pony is probably pranking the whole town."
Luke smiled to himself proudly and he muttered: "if you guys only knew." And he continued eating his two-scoop ice cream vanilla cone.