“Glp...glp...shlp...glp...ghglk...” You were awakened the next morning by the guttural sounds and incredible feeling of your marefriend’s throat constricting around your cock; you notice that sometime during the night your positions had shifted so that she was on top, and she was clearly taking full advantage of that situation. Her muzzle scrunched cutely into your pubes as she looked up at you with deep, beautiful blue eyes full of love and conviction, with the occasional shudder as your cockhead brushed some sensitive spot in her throat.

You weren’t entirely sure why, but the juxtaposition of extreme cuteness and raunchy lewdness that ponies were capable of could make your dick steel-hard at the drop of a hat. There was yet another aspect of cartoon anatomy that made sex with ponies amazing: their complete lack of a gag reflex. Or maybe Vapor was just… “special.” Or maybe pegasi swallow fish whole or something...you didn’t really give a shit one way or the other, all that really mattered was how unbelievable her blowjobs always seemed to be.

She must have been doing this for a while before you woke up, since you already felt as if you were teetering on the edge of another immense release. As if sensing just how close you were, she began humming an old pegasus lullaby, sending you over the edge within the space of a couple seconds. You grabbed her by the back of the head and ran your fingers through her velvety mane as your cock swelled up deep within her esophagus and violently erupted.

Vapor’s pupils went heart-shaped as your enormous load filled her stomach before drizzling from her nose and the corners of her mouth, and moaned deeply with a full-body shudder as she rubbed her distended belly in contentment. Slowly and reluctantly she pulled off of you, licking your rod in a circular pattern to grab up every last drop of your essence that she could reach.

She opened her spotlessly-clean mouth wide and gave a cute little “ahh~” to demonstrate her skill, giggling as she observed your slack-jawed, dizzy stare before she flopped down spread-eagled onto your chest. “Mmmhmmhmm...a seven-course breakfast in bed after getting the best dicking in Equestrian history? What did I ever do to deserve a stallion like you~?”

“By being your amazingly adorable self, you fluffy little deviant~” You say teasingly, gripping her flanks firmly with both hands. She “meep”ed quietly in response, shooting you a dirty look for causing her to make such an undignified sound and wiggling her plump pony posterior in your grasp.

“That big, fat cock of yours could turn any mare into a slut for you, stud...” She growls, giving you the most smoldering bedroom-eyes stare you’d ever seen from her. Your dick twitched against her belly, causing her to giggle mischievously and grind herself against you. “Heheh...seems like he defintely agrees with that sentiment~”

“Fuckin’ hell, you’re gonna be the death of me, Vape...if we keep mashing ourselves together every hour for the rest of this week, then we aren’t gonna make it past tomorrow, y’know...” You groaned out, rubbing your forehead as you sat up against the armrest, Vapor still laid out upon your chest and, now, slowly gyrating on your lap.

“Speak for yourself, bucko, I’m an endless fountain of energy and it seems to me like Big Anon is still rarin’ to go down there~...but I getcha. I guess we can calm it down on the real crazy stuff for a little while...but you’re puttin’ in a doubled-down dickin’ for me tonight! Got that, love?” She said commandingly, then hopped off of your chest and onto the floor. You assumed Vapor’s uncharacteristically demanding behavior was down to her heat...but you had to admit, you really liked this dominant, perpetually-horny side of her.

You began to stand up yourself, but were frozen in place by the incredibly sexy sight of Vapor stretching like a cat in front of you, whipping her tail past her flexing marehood as her wings fanned out restlessly. She casually glanced back, giggling at your wandering eyes before shooting you a wink and heading to the bathroom in a tantalizing, hip-swaying saunter.

Your marefriend never ceased to surprise you with the sheer amount of animal magnetism she could exude...that perpetual horniness you’d mentioned could end up being a problem for your furniture at this rate, though. You’ll be lucky if you’ve got anything left to sit on by the end of this week.

“I’ll need some help getting my back, stud~” She called out from the bathroom in a suggestive growl. Noting your own state of uncleanliness, you noted you probably also needed a “shower buddy” right now…

“Unh! B-b-buck! Aaa-ah-ahhhnnn!” Vapor bucked in your grasp as her body twitched fitfully in the throes of ecstasy, her pleased moans amplified in the tight space of your shower. Steam coated the glass door, ensuring that—had anyone else been in your apartment—they would only see a suggestive silhouette of your lewd embrace.

You'd grabbed her rear, lifted her up to mouth level, and pinned her high against the shower wall with her wings spread against the tiles. The hot water cascaded down upon the two of you, cloaking your heated encounter in a fog of steam. Vapor's minty, tantalizing heat-scent permeated the air even more thoroughly now, as if clinging to the water vapor in the air; that abundance of pungent pony pheromones made you hornier than you'd ever been, even including last night, but you wanted to focus on your mate's pleasure before your own. You estimated that she'd need at least several orgasms beyond what you'd be capable of fucking into her, so you needed the "head start" on today. Even if Vapor had already gotten one out of you when you'd barely even woken up, so you were already quite behind...you redoubled your efforts at this thought, which sent her into a fresh bout of moans and ecstatic squeals.

You were a bit miffed that she had pretty much immediately gone back on her promise to tone things down, but you also understood that heat was absolute hell for pony mares; an inescapable full-body eagerness a million times worse than anything human women would ever have to experience. When shut-in with their partner, a heated mare typically had more sex in a day than an Equestrian escort would have in their best week. At least oral gave your dick a reprieve from her ravenous marehood, even if your tongue felt like it was about to fall off and your hands were so sore they felt arthritic. You would take an uncomfortable soreness over a chafed-raw dick any day of the week.

Speaking of chafing things raw, Vapor gave a weak series of uncoordinated taps on the top of your head, signaling you to stop. You pulled your tongue from her depths and lapped up the minty femcum from the edges of her marehood, and gave her a concerned look as you lowered her to be eye-level with you.

"Phew...gods, I...haaah...feel like I'm gonna pass out! You..nnh...really know how to please a...mmh-mare, Anon~..." She gasps out, her eyes still unfocused and crossed as she cooled down from the intense multi-orgasm that you'd given her. "Mmmh...gonna need a minute...or five...or...zzz..." Your eyes widen in surprise as her head flops forward and her entire body falls limp; you nearly drop her before adjusting your grip to cradle her in your arms.

She clearly hadn't fully recovered from last night's heady escapades; you may have been an incredibly "cunning linguist" by pony standards (their muzzle shape and lack of fingers made them pretty clumsy at anything that wasn't "insert Tab P in Slot V," so it wasn't a very high bar to raise) but she usually had more endurance than that, in the casual encounters you'd had with her during the many months you'd been together so far.

You moved her into the crook of one arm, thankfully possible due to the magically-lightened bodies of pegasi, and squeezed some Mane & Tail into your hand, gently lathering up various parts of her. She hummed delightedly, deeply invested in her impromptu nap, as you massaged the bodily fluids out of her matted fur and tangled mane, returning it to the smooth, pleasant mix of pastel blues and yellows that had become one of your favorite traits of hers since you'd come to know her. You indulged herself with a deep lungful of her scent, before beginning the task of washing the soap off of her. She was so out of it that she didn't wake even once during the entire exercise, right up until the moment you booped her squarely on the end of her nose.

Her face scrunched up adorably, and with a pronounced wriggling of her irritated muzzle, she awoke suddenly and forcefully with a wide-eyed sneeze that you'd been lucky enough to reflexively cover your face for. "AH-CHEW! ...Sniff...sniff...Anoooon...you knooow I hate it when you do that to me...goooshhh..." She whined, her eyebrows bunched up in irritation from your antics as she pawed at your chest indignantly.

"Heh. I do know, but you're ever-so irresistibly cute when you sneeze, Vape. The way you're acting right now is only proving my point, actually..." You observed, smirking at her as she looked down at her kicking hooves, blushed, and curled them up against her chest.

She refused to make eye contact with you and looked to the side, puffing out her cheeks in an indignant huff before releasing it in a long sigh. "...You can be so impossible sometimes, Nonny..." She grumbles, still blushing adorably as she tries not to look at you.

"Stiiilll not helping your case~..." You say teasingly, tickling her under the chin with one finger.

"Aiiieeee! ANOOON! Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with you!" She growls, batting your hand away with her hoof and dropping out of your grasp onto all fours. Muscles still not fully recovered from the afterglow, she nearly falls on her face, but trots out of the shower all the same. She grabs the largest bath towel from the rack and drapes it over her back before trotting out of the bathroom.

As she leaves, you can't resist getting the last word in. "Is that cum-belly of yours not enough of a reminder? I could make it bigger, if that'd help~"

"I-I...that's not even...I can't believe...uuugh!" With that final exasperated huff, she slams the bathroom door behind her, leaving you alone in the shower to finish your own bathing.

With a little chuckle and a shake of your head, you begin working a lather into your scalp as the dull thudding sounds of her rooting around in the kitchen pantry echo through the walls.

It was only after you finished showering that you discovered she'd intentionally taken your bath towel and left her own, much smaller, one for you to attempt to dry off with.

You win some, you lose some...you still considered this a decisive victory, despite the "cost."

Clad in a pair of plain grey boxers, you strode into your kitchen, still toweling your hair off with Vapor's pitifully-small towel. You inhaled more than enough of her scent to leave you posting down one leg of your boxers, but you resolved yourself to ignore it long enough to prepare the two of you a meal of scrambled eggs with smoked salmon bits. It was, you reasoned, the best food you had available for fuelling a raunchy, interspecies sex-marathon...which was, needless to say, not a scenario any reasonable person would stock their pantry for...

Vapor sat at the breakfast nook, watching you idly as she munched on an oat-and-honey energy bar.

You glanced over your shoulder at her and cleared your throat, and causing her ears to perk towards you as you began to speak. "...So let me get this straight...I literally fucked you unconscious last night, yet somehow teasing is where you draw the line?" After a moment of silence, she sighed, setting down her energy bar. You sensed things were about to get "heavy," so to speak, so you clicked off the stove and moved to sit facing her. Brunch could wait.

"Oh, Anon...I really am overjoyed that you like me enough to tease me so much, I just get...a-a little overwhelmed sometimes. Hearing such...l-lewd words that make me think such....scandalous things...p-pegasi are mostly all about the "casual sex" lifestyle but my mother, an earth pony, raised me alone and was much more...reserved about s-sex. I think what my dad did to her, how he left her alone to raise me to an adult, really jaded her towards the idea of sex. B-but I, uh...don't really want to get into that too much right now. Too many memories."

She fidgeted a moment, before she scooted her chair closer to yours and rested her head on your shoulder. Her soft voice soothed your ears as you gently pet her mane and encouraged her to speak.

"Anon...hearing you talk about such lewd things...like b-bucking me unc-conscious...so easily, gets me all embarrassed when I'm not already...y'know, h-horny. What you saw me like last night was a side of me I didn't even know I h-had...I loved it, but by the Gods, I felt like I was in some kind of fever dream the entire time. When I woke up this morning, seeing the way you'd...b-bloated me up like a living c-condom...something inside me snapped. That was why you found me, uh, h-having breakfast when you woke up this morning..." Her words came out in a stuttering stream. She was getting progressively redder in the face as she thought about last night-and this morning-and admitted her most embarrassing thoughts to you.

"Wow...I, umm...I had no idea...I'll be honest, I kinda just thought how you were acting was how all mares in heat acted when they couldn't take it anymore. I had no idea you were so repressed..." You said, voice full of concern for your marefriend's inner turmoil.

"Oh, um...most mares in heat do act like that, actually. Because, you might've noticed, we're a matriarchal society because of the gender ratio, so mares almost always end up being the aggressive ones. Stallions can be aggressive too, it's just, um...rarer..." You knit your eyebrows in confusion as she trailed off, covering her face with a wing as she shivered in place. "And...h-hotter..." She admitted in a raspy breath, almost inaudible beneath the sound of her panting.

You gently pried her wing from her face and gave her a peck on the end of her muzzle. "Woah, slow your roll there, VT. Let's get something to eat before we descend back into riotous debauchery."

She nodded and gave a sheepish, blushing smile that nearly melted your heart into a puddle. "O-okay."

The meal had been delicious, although you'd been somewhat distracted from your own meal by her consistent groans of delight from your cooking abilities. Her sounds, combined with the sky-blue apron she'd donned while helping you finish the meal, made you want to lift her onto the nook table and enjoy "dessert," but you barely restrained yourself. Life wasn't a porno, dammit; you had to eat on here!

The two of you eagerly scarfed down your meal of eggs and fish, and put your dirty plates in the sink with a clatter. The moment they came to rest, the two of you turned to look at each other, completely silent. Seizing the moment, as well as your mare, you grabbed her as she hovered next to you and put her into a bridal carry, prompting a surprised squeal from her as she wrapped her forelegs around your neck for support and fluttered her wings fitfully. "Eeeeeh! Anon, don't scare me like that!" Her attempt to sound indignant utterly failed since you could hear her giggling fitfully.

"But I thought you like stallions who take charge~?" You teased, gripping the base of one of her wings. Her fit of giggling collapsed into a loud moan as her eyes squeezed shut. She went silent, wing throbbing in your grip as she began to have full-body shudders.

The time for conversation and teasing had ended. Your mare was ready once again.

"Aaah-heeheehee!" Vapor squealed giddily as you threw her from the bridal carry to land spread-eagled upon the bed, landing with a loud POMF sound. "Ooh! What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon~?" She fluttered her eyelashes at you, giggling as she saw the bulge that instantly sprang down one leg of your boxers.

"H-how...how do you..." You trailed off incredulously, taking in the incredibly sexy sight of your awaiting marefriend as your brain tried and failed to process the distinctively human reference she'd just made.

"I raided that stash of human comics you keep under this bed and think I don't know about...you're such a naughty colt~...Heehee~..." She said, wiggling her rear at you as she tittered in amusement.

...The more time you spent in Equestria, the more you felt like you really were living in some kind of goofy porno-verse.

As you began to approach her, she suddenly perked up and took off from the bed, grabbing a small bag from somewhere under the bed and bolting into the bedroom's attached half-bathroom, slamming the door behind her. Bewildered, you walked over and gently rapped on the door. "Uhh...Vapor? Are you okay...?"

"Juuust a minute, Nonny. Almost forgot something~...I've been saving this for a special night~" She teased, her voice muffled by the door.

Oh God, she wasn't about to come waltzing out of there with an extra-large pony strap-on and tell you to "bend over," was she? You cautiously backed away from the door and sat on the edge of the bed, facing the bathroom door in expectation of her grand reveal.

The bathroom door swung open, revealing the breathtaking sight of your mare clad in a set of silky, full-length, cyan-and-white striped socks. Somehow, a simple clothing article that was everyday attire for humans made ponies look both unbelievably cute and subtly lewd at the same time...and Vapor was certainly no exception! Combined with her half-lidded, bewitching gaze and the sultry sway to her hips as she approached you, you were left completely entranced by the gorgeous little equine temptress in your bedroom.

Your preferences had certainly had quite the shift since you were dropped into Equestria, but looking at how incredibly attractive Vapor was now, you certainly couldn't complain. It was more effort than any woman had put into "looking sexy" for you back on Earth, that was for sure!

You let out a yelp of surprise as Vapor abruptly pounced onto you, wings fully outstretched. She mashed her muzzle against your lips as she intentionally crash-landed into you, and you grunted as you fell back against the bed from her momentum. She eagerly ground herself against your tented boxers and stained them with her wetness, before letting out a surprised, giggling squeal into your mouth as you clapped your hands against her flanks and did some grinding of your own.

"Mmmh...Are you gonna...mwah...ruin me, you...shmack...huge, sexy stud~?" She panted out breathlessly between her heated moans of pleasure and brief gasps for air. The sound of your lips smacking together dominated the room as you made out with her, although she broke off the lengthy lip-lock with a long, shuddering moan as you moved your grip from her soft, tempting flanks to the bases of her outstretched wings. A splash of fem-cum soaked your boxers, which now clung tightly to your body and outlined your imposing package even more than they had been before.

Vapor's dense, cloying, spring-rain scent utterly dominated your bedroom, sending you into a sexually-fueled delirium as your dick throbbed so hard you felt like it was going to explode. A mischievous glint entered your eyes, causing your mare to shudder as she stared into them.

She let out a surprised yelp as you sat up, moved one hand back to her flank, and lifted her rear away from your crotch. She then watched in wide-eyed amazement, with no small amount of arousal, as a surge of lust-fuelled adrenaline allowed you to rip your marecum-sodden boxers off in a single abrupt yank, freeing your angrily throbbing member as you readied yourself to impale her on it.

Slowly, agonizingly, you lowered her onto it, halting just as the tip of your member began to part her soft, clenching folds. "What do good fillies say to their studs?" You growled in her ear, causing another wave of shudders to echo through her body.

"P-please?" She squeaked.

"Please what, filly?" You nipped at her ear in admonishment, causing another orgasm to spout onto your crotch. You barely resisted the urge to abolish the teasing and go to town on her, but held firm. Restraining yourself would make it all the sweeter when things really got going.

"Please b-buck me, stud~!" She groaned. "I can't bucking take it anymore! Shove me onto that huge mare-breaking dick of yours and take what you own~! Bucking breed me~! Ruin m-AHHHN~!" You interrupted her desperate, increasingly lewd pleas by sending yourself balls-deep into her with a single thrust. Her dirty-talk game was far stronger than you could've possibly defended against, especially with that titillating, raspy voice of hers. The time for talking had passed...it was time to make her scream.

"Mmh, this is what, unh, what you wanted, right~? For me to, unh, pound you on my lap like my, unh, like my own little fucktoy~?" You grunted between firm, deep thrusts of your hips, putting a hand over her bulging tummy to feel your dick stretching her out, ensuring that nothing else in Equestria would ever be able to satisfy her.

"Ahhhnnn, YES~! Make me your broodmare, stud~!" Her provocative pleas triggered an aggressive, primal response from somewhere deep within you. You wrapped one arm tightly around her midsection and gripped one of her flanks tightly with your other hand, using your strength to speed up her own riding motions as you also sped up your own thrusts.

"Gonna pump my fuckin' foals into you so god-damned hard..." You growled in her ear, sending her into another shuddering, orgasmic fit. The head of your dick popped in and out of her cervix at frenetic speeds and turned her brain to mush in short order. No longer capable of speaking, Vapor captured your mouth in another deep, passionate kiss as the rest of her went fully limp, utterly spent.

Sensing her inability to stay upright for much longer, you broke away from the sensual kiss and used your grip on her to lay back onto the bed and roll the two of you so that you were looming over her in the missionary position. Similar to the position from last night...but considerably more intimate now that she was facing you. You were able to look down at your partner and see the fucked-silly expression she wore, as well as feel her plump teats jiggling and brushing up against your belly every time you hilted her.

Grunting from exertion, you felt your muscles begin to burn and balls begin to ache, the incredible undulating tightness of your mare being hell on even your impressive endurance. Observing that she'd nearly lapsed into another fuck-coma, you let the knot in your core come undone and allowed yourself your release. She moaned and writhed weakly as she felt the familiar, indescribably erotic sensation of your member swelling to an even larger size inside her, your spongy head stretching her cervix nice and wide for the oncoming torrent.

"Take it, my mare! Take it all! Rrragh~!" You groaned viciously.

She let loose a juddering scream as the first copious load sprayed against the back of her uterus like a firehose, and slammed her muzzle against your lips once more as her tongue blindly wiggled around inside your mouth. You felt her belly begin to swell up against your own once again, bloating out to either side and giving her the appearance of a near-term pregnant mare. The moment you thought of Vapor heavy with your child, a heavy throb went through your balls as a particularly strong spurt filled her womb to overflowing. The excess filled what little space was left in her tunnel before it erupted out of her, sending a mixture of your essences arcing over the edge of the bed and onto the floor below.

The initial pressure difference having been relieved, the remainder of your excessive orgasm oozed slowly out of your joining and pooled on the sheets. You thanked whatever crazy Equestrian magic had scaled up your orgasms to that of a horse of your size, because the primal sense of power you got from turning your marefriend into a living cum-balloon always felt utterly indescribable.

Now just as exhausted as Vapor, you released the tension from your arms and legs and allowed yourself to put more of your weight on the mare beneath you. The force applied on her belly sent another large spurt out of her, and ejected your spent member from her depths to flop onto her cum-soaked inner thigh.

With the last of your strength, you rolled onto your side and cuddled your mare against your chest, before throwing some of the less-soiled parts of the covers over your embrace. You gave her a peck on the forehead as you drifted off to sleep, your breathing pattern synchronizing with her own as you kept each other warm through the night.

You wondered what sort of escapades tomorrow would bring...

Author's Note

Goodness, this is the most enthused I've felt about writing in years!

I totally lost track of thanking everyone personally for their faves and watches (this got a way bigger response than I ever expected!) but just know that I deeply appreciate each and every one of you and I'm glad you're enjoying my smutty little fic <3