An insistent prodding against your side sharply roused you into consciousness, nearly jerking you out of your seat on the couch as you shouted inarticulately in confusion. Creaking your eyes open, you stared blearily at Zecora, who watched you awaken with a concerned frown. "Apologies for the dreamland intrusion, but I'm sure you don't want to cause your mare any confusion..." She gestured to the nearby window, where dusk was beginning to settle on Equestria.

Shit. You had to get home before Vapor arrived with her "surprise." You also didn't relish the idea of having to walk through the Everfree at night...especially since you'd cumflated your guard escort into uselessness with a giant magic penis. As hot as it had been at the time, you were deeply regretting that now.

Speaking of that guard...you glanced down to see Glimmerlance looking up at you with a similarly concerned, and mildly dizzy, expression. Her ears had been ground-zero next to your mouth when you'd shouted. You winced and patted her head in apology, gently lifting her off of you and setting her on the couch cushion next to yours. "Geeze, dude, I was enjoying that buck-coma..." She groaned indignantly.

Her eyes brightened as she glanced around the room, and she commented to Zecora, "Woah...I oughtta hire you to clean the barracks sometime. Sun knows those dummies can't even wash a plate. Where did it all...?" She began to ask but trailed off as she noticed a wooden potion-tray of around a dozen bottles at Zecora's hooves, each filled to the neck with sparkling, turquoise, gelatinous... "You bottled my horngasm?! What the buck?!"

Zecora merely chuckled. "It was a convenient method of cleaning, though I quickly realized another meaning; it serves as energy, enhancement, and fluid all-in-one, the perfect recipe for infinite fun~..."

"...I'd be more upset at how gross it was if it wasn't also kinda brilliant. Good on ya, Zecora." Glimmerlance conceded with a shrug.

You groaned, rubbing your eyes in exasperation at the absurdity of the situation. "I definitely didn't anticipate drinking horn-jizz from a bottle when I started this journey of debauched insanity..." Glimmer and Zecora shared a brief laugh at your remark.

The mage groaned as she began trying to lift herself off of the couch; her bloated cum-belly wobbled and sloshed audibly as she dropped into an unsteady stance on the floor. "Guhhh, human cum is so buckin' dense...I feel like I'm gonna pop..." She bemoaned, rubbing her sore guts with one of her forehooves.

You waggled your finger at her in admonishment. "It ain't always that dense...and you're the one who shoved my magically-augmented cock up your plothole!"

"Urp...we all do stupid things when we're horny..." Glimmer countered halfheartedly, dropping into a sitting position on the floor as the weight hanging from her undercarriage became unbearably uncomfortable. Suddenly, she put her hoof to her face with a small clop sound. "I'm such a buckin' idiot..." She groaned, as her horn twinkled with spell formation.

You heard a muffled, sucking shlurrrp as the bulge in Glimmer's gut rapidly disappeared, and she groaned in discomfort and shuddered as the spell completed. "Okay, maybe teleporting all the cum out of my ass wasn't such a great idea after all...ugh." The mare slowly got to her hooves, sighing in relief as the loss of extra weight allowed her to stand much more easily. "But, heh, at least I can walk now. Let's hit the road, dude."

Her horn twinkled with arcane energy once more, and you closed your eyes as a bright flash of teleportation filled your vision. When your vision returned to you, you noticed that both your clothing and the mage's armor had teleported back onto their respective owners. Your eyes widened, impressed at her skill. "Damn, I fuckin' love magic." You muttered, causing Glimmer to blush and shuffle her hooves uncomfortably from the praise.

Zecora chuckled in mirth. "Magic in Equestria is such a commonality; many forget how amazing it truly is to bend the fabric of reality." She trotted over to her front door and put a hoof on the knob, and gave the two of you a wan smile. "I hope you have enjoyed your stay, though there are other mares you now must lay~. As fun as this visit has been, all good things must come to an end."

You nodded, getting to your feet as Glimmerlance lifted the crate of potions in her magical aura, a slight tinkling sounding out as they jostled in their container. "Thanks so much for the assist, Zecora. Feel free to visit any time you're around Cloudsdale." You said.

"And feel free to visit me in Ponyville anytime you'd like..." Glimmer growled, licking her lips at the zebra.

Zecora nodded and wordlessly opened her door as the two of you left her forest abode.

Glimmerlance erected a magical shield around the two of you as you made your way through the frightening forest, although thankfully the two of you remained unmolested for the duration of your journey back to Ponyville.

Arriving at the town's magical transit hub, you noticed Glimmer shooting you a hesitant look while biting her bottom lip. "Uhh...Anon? I was wondering if, uh...I just, I had a really great time at Zecora's...I don't know if your mare would be okay with it but, uh..." Her meandering speech pattern and the increasingly red blush on her cheeks caused you to grin knowingly at her. "...CanIjoininonyourorgytonight?" The question left her mouth in a faint squeak, and she "meep"ed and slammed a hoof to her muzzle the moment she finished speaking. Her armor disappeared in a flash of magic, causing passing ponies to raise an eyebrow and blush at her odd behavior.

You abruptly bent down and swept the pony up into your arms, causing her to yelp and nearly drop the crate of potions. Bystanders continued staring, mares and stallions both having flashes of envy at your display of public affection. She squeaked and flailed in discontent as you ruffled her mane, batting her hooves at your hand. "Aww, the cute little horse wants another dicking, does she~?" You growled at her, low enough that other ponies couldn't hear. Her face lit up cherry-red, although she rapidly and enthusiastically nodded, her ears flopping about as her horn nearly jabbed you multiple times. "Heh...alright. I get the feeling Vapor won't mind too much. The more the merrier, as they say~" With a boop on her snoot, you walk over to the booth with her still in your arms, pay the blushing attendant for two personal tickets and one cargo ticket, and walk over to the row of departure points.

Glimmer sets the potions down onto the first pad and hops out of your arms, taking up position on the second. You give her a small salute, causing her to giggle and roll her eyes as she hits the "send" button, both her and the potions disappearing in a flash and the implosive bang of teleportation. You hop onto the third pad and jab its button, and Ponyville disappears in a blur of light and sound.

The two of you arrive at your apartment well into the evening. You hurriedly unlock the door and step inside, holding it open for Glimmer as she floats the rack of potions past the threshold. "Lemme know where ya...want...them?" She says as she trots into the living room, stopping in her tracks.

"Just set those...on the...the table..." You also trail off as you enter the room, your movements also grinding to a halt. Your jaw drops open in astonishment.

The table you'd mentioned was currently otherwise occupied by a purple-coated, spiky-turquoise-maned pegasus mare lying spread-eagled on her back. You're sure you've seen her around the academy before, but her name escapes you right now, along with most other thoughts. Your marefriend is sitting at the end of the table, muzzle-deep in Spiky-Mane's pony-snatch with her eyes screwed shut...you're also given a perfect angle of the way Vapor is hoofing herself off as she eats the other mare out.

Equally as unfamiliar and captivating is the wavy-maned, bow-wearing mare who's currently riding Spiky-Mane's face, grinding her dripping-went pussy into the mare's ravenous mouth. She's facing you, fluffy chest and plump teats bared fully for your hungry, wandering eyes. Her own eyes are squeezed shut and she's moaning uncontrollably, which probably explains why she didn't instantly notice you the moment you entered the room.

The three pegasi formed a moaning, squealing, groaning, writhing, wantonly hedonistic tableau in the middle of your living room; a scene which grinds to an abrupt halt the moment the sound of your keys slipping from your fingers and hitting the floor reaches their ears. Vapor and Wavy-Mane's eyes shoot open and lock onto you. Vapor removes her soaked, matted muzzle from Spiky-Mane's pussy and gives you a hesitant smile, though it trails off into a confused, wary look as she notices the unicorn next to you.

Spiky-Mane shuffles uncomfortably as the two mares accosting her cease their movements, her pleasure halted. She blindly and mindlessly continues eating out Wavy, who squeals and leaps off of her face, landing with a "pomf" and a flurry of feathers on the nearby couch. Confused and angered by the loss of stimulation, Spiky sits up from the table, immediately locking eyes with you. "...Ah. Hey, 'sup." She greets casually as she winks her marehood at you and flutters her tail. She grins victoriously as she notices your dumb, slack-jawed stare at her spread legs.

"...Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!" Vapor says with a grin bright enough to melt the iciest of hearts. "I got you your favorite present!" Any day your marefriend brings you no-questions-asked free pussy was practically a national holiday, as far as you were concerned. That went double, considering today apparently was a national holiday...turns out commercialism was alive and well in both corners of the universe. "...I even got you twins~!" She added cheerily, grinning like a cat that'd brought you a dead mouse as she gestured to the two blushing, stunned-silent mares.

This day had officially rocketed past the normal "national holiday" tier. God, you loved your marefriend so much.

"Meet Cloudchaser and Flitter, the most deviant pair of sisters in the whole Academy!" She exclaimed happily, gesturing first to Spiky-Mane and then to Wavy-Mane.

"...Damn, dude, your marefriend's a keeper." Glimmerlance commented, breaking you from your reverie.

Vapor's eyebrows knit in confusion as she glanced at the mare, and then looked at you expectantly. "...Uh, Anon, who is she, anyway?"

...Oh, fuck. Damage control time. You and Glimmer shared a "hand-in-the-cookie-jar" nervous glance, as you began to explain the day's events and what led up to Glimmer's tagging-along tonight.

Vapor and the two sisters had moved to sit three-abreast on your couch; you and Glimmerlance sat on the loveseat facing them.

Your marefriend stared between the two of you in slack-jawed astonishment, her face a bright-red blush. You nervously awaited her verbal response; you weren't sure how big of a deal adultery was in this universe, considering how freely they treated sex most of the time. You hoped you hadn't ruined your relationship with the kindest, most beautiful, utterly closet-deviant mare you'd ever met.

"Damn, dude. I thought my sex life was crazy. Ow! Fliiittyyy~!" Cloudchaser commented wryly, interrupted by her sister jabbing her in the side.

"Not the time, Cici!" Flitter hissed.

Glimmer nervously cleared her throat next to you, catching Vapor's attention. "For, uh, what it's worth...I'm not a homewrecker or anything, and I don't wanna take lead mare from you. If you want me gone, I'll walk outta here and never talk to you or Anon ever again."

"N-no, no...I...I'm not mad, or anything. I trust that no matter what Anon gets up to during the day, he'll always come back to me in the end. If he'd run off with you and Zecora for a day or more, then I'd be mad that he didn't at least invite me to go with him-" Vapor explained, causing you to splutter in astonishment. God, this universe was crazy. "But the fact he brought you back with him shows that my big-hearted human really does appreciate your company...or at least, uh, parts of your company...heehee~" She trailed off, giggling. "I was going to ask him if he wanted to try out multiple mares tonight...I was worried, since I know his culture is weird about having multiple romantic partners, but it looks like that won't be a problem after all~..." She gave Glimmer a predatory grin, which caught the mare off-guard and sent her into a fresh fit of blushing and stammering.

God, not only did she not mind today's escapade, she's probably only disappointed that she didn't get to join in! You really didn't remember Vapor being this much of a deviant at any point before this week, but a combination of the past few days' sexual experiences and her uncontrollable hormones seems to have awakened a rampaging beast inside her.

Glimmer shook off her blush as she remembered the tray of potions she'd carried to your apartment. "Haha, well, it looks like things worked out perfectly tonight, eh Anon~? I've got a special present for you three lucky ladies...check this out!"

Neither of you had gone into details about how things had happened earlier today, which meant they really were in for a surprise of epic proportions when they saw what Glimmer's horn-jizz turned you into. You plucked the potion bottle out of the air as Glimmer floated it over to you, the three mares watching in confusion and a little bit of disgust as they watched the sparkling goo sliiide slowly out of the neck of the bottle and down your gulping throat.

"Is...that what I think it is?" Vapor commented, looking both fascinated and turned-on as she noted the similarity between the sparkling goo and Glimmerlance's eye color.

"Yup! Straight from the tap~..." The unicorn wiggled her eyebrows at the three other mares, causing them all to blush. The last of the contents slid down your throat as you slammed the potion bottle down onto the coffee table with a clatter, bringing the females' attention back to you.

The four mares watched in horny, dumbfounded awe as a positively massive bulge formed in the crotch of your pants, nearly bursting the seams of the Rarity-made jeans you wore. You let out a groan as a large glob of pre erupted from your head, staining a large portion of your jeans in a single burst. Your pants felt uncomfortably tight against your swelling balls, which throbbed and pulsed as they begged for freedom.

"Sun and moon, it's just as hot to watch now as it was the first time..." Glitter muttered under her breath.

"Holy buck." Vapor, Cloudchaser, and Flitter all said simultaneously. The dense, mind-altering scent of your pre began to waft towards them, turning their pupils heart-shaped as they started drooling in desire. Their eyelids lowered as their wings rose to full extension, looking ready to jump off the couch and tackle you at any moment.

"Biggest buckin' cock I've ever seen..." Cloudchaser commented, drooling. Her sister nodded dumbly in agreement, eyes locked on your burgeoning erection.

"By the sun, Anon!" Vapor exclaimed, "How in Tartarus could any mare possibly take that to the base?!"

"Why don't you lovely ladies come over here and find out~?" You growled. The three of them shuddered, before bolting off of the couch and burying you underneath a writhing mass of horny pegasi. Glimmer watched from the sidelines in amusement, slowly hoofing herself to the sight.

Cloudchaser shoved her tongue in your mouth and gave a long moan as her forehooves curled around your neck. Flitter and Vapor clumsily undid your shirt and pants with their hooves; your marefriend growled in frustration at the cloth barrier denying her from her prize, before gripping the button of your fly in her teeth and tearing it off with a quick, sudden motion. She recoiled as your bulging underwear surged forth from the damaged denim and nearly struck her in the muzzle, but dove right back into your crotch at the same frenetic pace as she buried her face in your barely-restrained package and licked your balls through your undergarments.

With a similar level of horny frustration, Flitter gave up on your shirt's buttons and tore it open, sending them scattering through your living room. With your bare chest freed, the mare began running her hooves over your chest and licking your pectorals and abs.

You wouldn't have liked most of what they were doing if they were human, but ponies' erotic fixation on smell and taste was quickly becoming its own little xenophilic fetish of yours. Ponies wore their emotions with a flashing neon sign in pretty much every situation, and their sexuality was certainly no exception.

Vapor gripped the waistband of your underwear with both hooves, drooling as she slooowly pulled it down over your package and revealed more of your turgid flesh to her greedy eyes. She flinched as your dick sprang forth from its prison, though her eyes remained fixed on your cock as it sprang up and cast an imposing shadow over her.

Her eyes widened as she realized what was about to happen, but she did nothing to avoid it as your massive member struck her forehead with a meaty smack, resting past her ears and drooling pre down the back of her head. A wave of your pungent, masculine musk assaulted her brain, completely shutting down her higher functions as her nostrils flared, pupils constricted, and jaw slackened dumbly.

Flitter's eyes bugged out once she noticed the enormity of the prick crushing Vapor's face, and quickly ceased her obsession with your chest. Eyes still locked on the erotic spectacle below, she blindly tapped her sister on the shoulder, causing her to disengage from the lengthy French kiss you'd been enjoying with her. "What gives, sis?" CC whined, expression strained with an annoyance that quickly bled away to shock as she glanced downward. "...Oh holy Celestia...how can anyone have a cock that buckin' big?" She marveled breathlessly as both purple pegasi slid off the couch and sat next to your overwhelmed marefriend, eye-level with your weapon of mare destruction.

Vapor suddenly sprung into action like a switch had been flipped, getting out from underneath your dominating presence as she lifted your crown to her lips. She moaned and groaned cutely as her brows knitted from the strain of trying to fit your dick in her mouth. It would have trouble fitting in her pussy, let alone her maw, and her efforts demonstrated as much; she contented herself with ravenously licking and kissing your head, sending your mind reeling. The sisters quickly added their own greedy mouths to the equation, slathering your length and balls in pony saliva as you leaned back and reveled in the worship of your throbbing organ. "Unh...fuck yeah..." You groaned, involuntarily rocking your hips as the sensations set your nerves alight with white-hot pleasure.

Glimmer leaned up against you, whispering in your ear as your head lolled from side to side in ecstasy. "Mmh, yeah, does that feel good, stud? Doesn't it make you wanna pin 'em down on that table and show 'em who the boss is? You ain't just gonna let them bully ya like this, riiight~?" She growled suggestively. "We mares get feisty when we're around a stallion we really like..." She reached down to your crotch and put both forehooves on Vapor's head, causing the mare's eyes to shoot wide open. Her brows crinkled in a mix of fear and longing, anxious at what she might be about to do.

She got her answer soon enough. "...You need to...Yank. The. Bucking. Reigns." Glimmer punctuated her statement by shoving your marefriend's head further and further onto your throbbing tool, sending her into a fit of panic (and you into the throes of ecstasy) as her throat spasmed around your impossibly large dick. Cut off from her ministrations by Vapor's involuntary deepthroat, Cloudchaser's jaw dropped as she took in the completely impossible yet incredibly erotic sight of her friend's esophagus getting utterly destroyed by your magically-augmented cock.

Regaining her composure, Cloudchaser giggled mischievously and began licking the bulge in Vapor's throat, causing both of you to shudder from the oddly erotic sensation. Flitter continued to mindlessly lick and suck on your pulsing nuts, which had swollen to the size of tangerines as your orgasm steadily built.

Vapor whimpered as her eyes rolled back in her head, her face turning a worrying shade of blue as she started to asphyxiate. "Mmph, I swear I have to do everything..." Glimmer grunted, noticing the lack of movement from both of you. "Move your buckin' hips, already! This little lady can't massage your monster cock with her throat if she's passed out on it!"

Groaning in ecstasy, you gently put a hand at the back of your marefriend's head and began slowly and ponderously humping your crotch in her muzzle. She moaned deeply and stared at you with unfocused, heart-shaped pupils, taking sharp, fitful inhales through her nose as her erotic gulps, slurps, and moans echoed through your living room. "That's more like it~! C'mon though, I know you can go harder than that! Wreck her cute little face like you wrecked my fat ass!"

The vivid reminder of the guard's incredible memory-foam flank impaled on your dick sent you to new heights of arousal, gritting your teeth as you firmly gripped both sides of Vapor's head and began properly pounding the pegasus's tight throat. Her face was nearly unrecognizable, matted with a mixture of frothy horse-sweat, your gluey pre, and her own spittle and involuntary tears. Her wispy mane was heavy and awash with sweat, partly covering her eyes as she embraced the situation, closed her eyes, and submitted to your will. "Fill her belly, Anon! Give her a nice, big meal! Turn her into your buckin' cumdumpster!" Glimmer encouraged you fervently, eyes mad with pleasure as she vigorously hoofed herself off.

Between Glimmer's debaucherous, fetishist dirty talk and the three pegasi's unbelievably hot ministrations, it didn't take long to send you plummeting over the cliff of pleasure. With a deep groan, you forced her down to the base as your cock pulsed, swelled, and exploded directly into your marefriend's stomach. She gave cute, surprised little groans as she took your load like the blowjob champion she was, her stomach rapidly distending beneath her. "Mmf...fuck! That's a good...girl! Swallow it...all! Mmph...fuck yeah!" You growled out, emphasizing your spurts with shallow humps into her greedy maw. Flitter squealed in surprised pleasure as the sensation of your twitching balls against her lips sent her over the edge, gibbering mindlessly as the mere spectacle of your virility gave her a small orgasm.

Glimmer let out a shriek as you reached your peak, shuddering and writhing next to you on the couch as she bore witness to the climax of your mind-destroying facefuck.

Your titanic load petered out as Vapor's belly squished into the floor. God above...not even Zecora had been able to hold as much as this stretchy little pony. She really was determined to put her all into your lovemaking! Glimmer, Flitter, and Cloudchaser sat back and watched in awe (and no small amount of envy) as you dragged your marefriend's fucked-stupid face off of your cock, pulling free with a plorp as a surge of your steaming, gluey seed erupted from her mouth and oozed down her neck and chest. Cloudchaser eagerly returned to her ministrations on Vapor's front, slurping up the dregs of your facefucking as she groaned from the taste and texture of your cum. The moment her neck was clean, her eyes rolled back and she flopped facefirst onto the floor, out like a light as she rubbed her immobilizing stomach with a contented smile.

"Buck...could apply wallpaper or patch a leak with this stuff..." CC commented as she shuddered in ecstasy and anticipation of what was yet to come. "I bet that fat dick could breed all of Ponyville in a single spurt! And all of Cloudsdale...and all of Canterlot...Equestria...Equus..." She trailed off, drooling. "It's just so. Bucking. HUGE! Sun and stars, he just BROKE a mare and he's still as stiff as a flagpole!" It was true. You had wilted briefly after your orgasm, but returned to your full bitch-breaking hardness mere seconds later. Horn jizz was a hell of a drug.

Speaking of that... "You - huff - should give Vapor one of those "potions"...maybe some for yourselves too..." You panted, reclining deep into the couch cushions as you recovered from your mind-rendingly intense orgasm. "We should also probably try to move to my bedroom..."

Glimmer grinned deviously. "Good point...we don't know what my cum does to mares, do we? I guess we're about to find out~" She teased, floating everypony a bottle from the rack. She gently prodded Vapor into barely-coherent wakefulness, and held the bottle to the pegasus's lips in her magical aura. "Bottoms up, ladies..."

A chorus of gulps drowned out all other sounds in the room as they swallowed the thick, energy-rich goo, causing your titanic dick to twitch anxiously. About a minute after downing the lewd substance, a collective shudder rippled through them as a burning, aching sensation erupted from their abdomens and spread like wildfire from their ears to their hooves. "Oh, b-buck...a-ahhh...aphrodisiac...nnnnguuuuuh..." Cloudchaser groaned, as a chorus of schlicks and drips issued from the mares' hindquarters.

Glimmer stared at the other mares, giving a slight laugh. "Heh...guess I don't know my own strength. Prolly doesn't affect me cuz it's my own 'brew,' so to speak..." Without warning, she cut off her own muttering and stood up from the couch. She whistled loudly and stomped her hoof on the couch cushion, catching the mares' attention right away as they struggled to focus on her words. "Alright, listen up, you horny little fillies! We're gonna march into Anon's room right buckin' now and line up for him on the side of the bed, do I make myself clear?! No lollygagging, no teasing, no dick-sucking!" The twins blushed as they attempted to avert their gazes from your towering spire, and wordlessly turned and marched lock-step down the hall. You bit your bottom lip as you watched their swaying hips and furiously winking, dripping marehoods retreat into the distance, nearly descending back into rut-lust at the erotic sight.

"And you, mister!" Glimmer began, turning to face you as she prodded your dick with a hoof, causing it to sway imposingly in the evening air. "You're gonna pick your mare up, lead us into that bedroom, and give us the heat-breeding of our little pony lives! Do we understand each other~?" She growled commandingly.

You gave a rapid nod. "Y-yes, ma'am! Crystal clear, ma'am!" You said frantically in response, standing up and lifting your cum-weighted mare into your arms.

As the three of you approached the entry to your bedroom, the lieutenant abruptly put out a hoof to stop you and lifted Vapor from your arms with her magical aura. Grunting slightly from the effort, she opened the bedroom door just a little and slipped through, quickly closing the door behind her before you could even attempt to follow.

You reach for the doorknob and knit your brows in confusion as it refuses to turn. "...Lieutenant?" You begin hesitantly.

"Just a minute, Anon...just making sure everything's perfect for our big breeding stud in here..." She responds, muffled through the door. You hear a bout of feminine giggling and the squeaking of bedsprings, before the doorknob alights in her turquoise magical aura and swings inward.

Vapor, Cloudchaser, Flitter, and Glimmer are lined up on the side of the bed facing you. Their forehooves are resting on the bed, their hind legs are spread wide, and their tails are laid to the side as they look back at you with smoldering, wanton gazes, wiggling their rumps and giving you such an indelible bouquet of visual stimuli that you aren't sure where to look first.

"Breed us, Anon..." They chorus like a school of sirens. "Make us your mares..."

Well, they certainly didn't have to ask you twice. Tonight was going to be one long night...

The door swung shut behind you as the clock struck twelve.

Author's Note

Happy Valentine's Day~!

Spring semester's already giving me some doozies so far, but nothing serious enough to prevent me from getting this out in time for V-Day! (Even then, I barely made it here on the West Coast! Oof.) I'm having way too much fun with all this! I hope you all are as well~

~ ArDee