(Outside ponyville)

"Boss those ponies are at it again with another one of those stupid parties!" One of the diamond dog raiders pointed out to the night as the small town glowed brightly.

The leader of the group smiled as he raised his club.

"Good work Slug with those ponies fating themselves up we are going to take what is rightfully ours!" The leader spoke as the crowd of raiders roared with him. "With this shiny that princess of theirs won't even stand a chance!"

In the large pam of the dog held a strange-looking gem that glowed as the group looked at the gem in awe none of them noticed the red and black modified B-1 battle droid walk into their camp. Bone scanned around looking at what could be a problem for his master and decided to deal with this threat before it could become a problem.

The droid then lept into the air using its upgrades to not fly but 'jump good' over the crowd of diamond dogs and to the leader. As he landed the leader took a step back in shock but before he could react Mr. Bones hands snapped back as two large 9 in blades shot forth.

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that meat bag,"

"What the-"

In the blink of the eye Mr. Bone snapped forward and strike his blades at the large diamond dog as a pair of diamond dog hands went flying into the air.

"Oh la dee da la dee de,"

As the leader screamed the droid sung and began to mutilate the diamond dog as the pack watched there leader be literary taken apart by the red droid. After the shock vanished two of the pack leaped at the droid but only for the killer machine to evade the attack and disembowel the two dogs as they died before hitting the ground. Fear shook the entire pack as the droid got up with a invisible smile on its becked head.

"Who else wishes to dance with Mister bones?"

"SURPRISE!"

A fake surprised look came across my face as pinkie and the rest of ponyville 'surprised' me, before me the entire town...no the town and the school was here and boy was it packed! Party supplies were everywhere along with a large banner that read:

"Welcome to Equestria/Ponyville Zero!"

All in bold and cyan blue typo with a black bag ground to match my color scheme.

"Aw shucks Pinkie you didn't have to throw me a party I mean after all we just meet,"

The pink pony popped up to me.

"Of course I do silly willie its what I do for everypo- I mean everyone!" With a smile I nodded.

"Thanks, Pinks,"

"OHHH a nickname! Should I come up one for you too lets see," She hummed for a moment before twilight spoke.

"How about destroyer of numbers?" The group turned to her with a blank stare but I only laughed.

Mostly because it reminded me of fallout new vegas.

Twilight smiled at how I got the joke as the rest of the group turned to me.

"How is that funny zero," Rainbow dash ask as I simply held out my hand.

"Well, when you divide by zero what happens?" I asked her.

"Um...you get zero?" I shook my head.

"Nope what happens is...nothing you can't divide zero but ironically there is one zero who does a lot of dividing," I mumbled that last part to myself.

"Well I will come up with a nickname soon Zero!" Pinkie stated before taking my arm. "But first you MUST have this cake I baked for you!"

'Uh-oh,'

Before I could say anything I was dragged over to the cake table where the cake was made to match my color scheme like the banner did.

"What kinda part would you like?"

"Well, pinkie I-"

"I can tell you're a cornerpiece type of guy!" She then sliced into the cake and placed the corner piece onto a paper plate and handed it to me. "Here you go zero you simply must try it!"

I froze as the entire town's eyes laid on to me as I just held the cake in my hands.

...

"Um...pinkie I can't really eat this right now,"

Pinkie pie tilted her head.

"Why not all you need to do is take off that mask and you can have all the cake that you want!" She reached for my visor but I grabbed her hand.

"Pinkie...to my people its consider extremely rude to remove ones visor,"

The party pony froze before snapping back.

"OH MY GOSH I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!"

With a smile, I waved it off.

"It's fine pinkie I'll have it later when I can,"

Before I could do anything a familiar orange dragon spoke.

"Hey Robo dude why can't you take off your mask thing and eat the cake now?" Asked the student dragon as I turned to her.

Turning to Smolder (as twilight was blushing from embarrassment as one of her students) as I held out my hand pointing to my mask.

"Well there my scaly friend my people where these visor's out of two reasons. One: these visors provide protection from elements or harmful threats. Two: Our Visors are something of our culture and our faces are not to be shown in public," I told her as she turned her head.

"Why is that space dog?" I forgot how the dragons were like this in the show were.

"Simply put our faces are like our most valuable possession and the only times that we show them to others are that of our most trust friends,"

"That's weird," Smolder stated but I laughed.

"To me all this is weird...you are all showing each others faces its strange to me," I stated but before smolder could ask another question Pinkie grabbed me.

"Enough questions its time we have some fun!"

And so began about a hour of different party games some stuff was basic for parties but a few added things from the MLP show were there like a mini iron mare contest along. Then there was the long line of those who wished to beat me in arm wrestling all of them failed and much to rainbow's pride I was conspired the best at arm wrestling. I got bored with the games and decided to dance for a bit.

These ponies didn't know how to TRULY dance and luckily with my new body, I was able to preform some stuff that Raiden pulled off in MGS4. Sadly my dancing was cut short when a certain two princesses decided to pop in, as they were announced the music stopped as I got snapped up from the ground.

Standing like a statue the two princesses stared me down with eyes filled with curiosity as they walked over to me, on the dance floor the ponies/other creatures on it moved aside as Princess Celestia and her sister Luna came before me and I had to say they were tall but they didn't tower over me.

(Note: Zero is 7ft 1in while Celestia is 6ft 10in and Luna is 6ft 8in)

"Zero I presume?"

Author's Note

Oh boy the big two have arrived...take about party crashers are I right, well while they talk with Zero I wander what Mr. Bones is doing? AND OH MY GOD ANOTHER CHAP IN 24 HOURS TALK ABOUT A RUSH!

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