Midnight Pirates

The ship was burning, laughter could be heard as the crew slaughtered there enemies, Their captain Iron Maw was laughing.

"What a Joke," He said as he walked across the deck "Beware the Midnight pirates, they can't be killed, scariest Pirates to ever sail the skies" He looked at the corpse of a gray mare that had been wearing an eye patch, "Looks pretty dead to me," he laughed as he picked up his hooves and struck the gray mare's head, crushing her skull with a laugh. "Maybe if they'd actually had a crew they might have been something to remember," as he laughed two of his men dragged the last two survivors out and he looked at them with a smile.

"Why if it isn't the feared Captain Vinyl and Her First mate Spike the Dragon,"

"I'm also the chef," Spike said with a wave, earning a back hand from the one who had brought him out, Iron Maws First Mate Silver Mask smiled at Spike as he tossed the hook that had been his left hand to the ground. Spike looked at him with a scowl. "I'm gonna remember that," he muttered before looking away from the first mate and back to the captain, who smiled and held his hands out.

"So, this is it?" He asked "This is the band of Pirates known as the Midnight Pirates? I'll be honest, I'm disappointed,"

"Well maybe next time you should issue a challenge, not attack during lunch like a bitch," Vinyl said earning a smile from Spike.

"Why you gotta go offending all the bitches in the universe by tossing this trash in with 'em?" Spike asked, Iron Maw smiled and Smacked Vinyl across the mouth with his metal gauntlets, Vinyl spit out some blood and teeth before smiling.

"I'm gonna remember that,"

"You know that's funny," The pony holding her down said "that's what the rest of your crew said before we killed them, I wonder if they still remember that," He smiled at her as Iron Maw pointed to Spike.

"Silver Mask Skin that one, I want his scales for my new gauntlets,"

"How original," Spike said with an eye roll and Iron Maw smiled.

"Well you only get skinned once, Keep him as alive and awake as possible while doing it," Vinyl whistled.

"Well shit, guess there are times when I should shut up," Spike said with a laugh as he was dragged to Iron Maw's ship "You know Vinyl's right you are a bitch," he called before getting dragged below deck, Iron Maw smiled as he looked down at Vinyl who rolled her eyes.

"So you gonna kill me? Try and Rape me or some sad shit like that?"

"Don't be silly," Iron Maw said with a laugh "Why would I get in bed with an ugly ass mug like yours,"

"Dam Spike was right, your are the Bitchiest bitch," There was a moment of silence before she added "Sorry we keep calling you a bitch, but you didn't really give us time to come up with better insults so were just repeating the one," Laughter suddenly echoed from Iron Maws boat as the sound of ripping flew could be heard, then a voice sounded out.

"Come on, you can do better than that," Iron Maw raised a brow and looked over at Vinyl as he drew is flintlock.

"Your the strangest fuckers I've ever killed," he said as he pointed the flintlock at her head.

"Your not the first to say that," Vinyl said with a smile before Iron Maw pulled the trigger, Her corpse fell to the ground and Spike's laughter died out.

"Bunch of freaks," He said with a head shake before calling out. "Hook up the boat, we're towing it home, this time tomorrow we'll be the most well known Pirates in the Sky!

Iron Maw was shaking as he ran, Laughter echoing all through out the building, The sun had set less than 10 minutes ago, and in that time almost all of his crew had been slaughtered, He ran into his head quarters where Silver Mask was emptying there private loot.

"What the fuck is happening?" he demanded.

"Don't know, Don't care, Grab the loot and move your ass," Iron Maw said as he helped him shovel it into a bag, Once it was full they tied it shut and turned, only to meet the eyes of two smiling demons.

"Sup bitches?" Vinyl and Spike asked, There bodies were black as night, there eyes and mouth glowing orange, their clothes where all dark purple and shimmering with light. Vinyl's Peg leg was also glowing orange and Spike's hook was glowing orange as well. Iron Maw and Silver Mask stared at them in horror. and the two smiled at each other.

"Haven't you heard?" Vinyl asked.

"We can't die," Spike added as he held up his hook and looked at Silver mask "now usually I'd make it quick but as I've been told," He gave a nasty smile "You only get skinned alive once," Silver mask rushed to the back wall of the room in terror holding his treasure bag like a weapon.

"Get away from he," He said whimpering "get away," As Spike began moving to him Vinyl pointed her hands at Iron maw and made a finger gun.

"We always remember," She said happily "and come night we always get our revenge," Vinyl's horn light up with orange magic and collected around her figure.

"Wait..." Iron Maw begged.

"Bang," Vinyl said and the energy shot from her finger and into Iron Maw's skull, his body fell on to the desk like a brick and she looked over at Spike who was holding Silver Mask. "Hey Spike," She said getting his attention as she pointed to the door.

"There's ships just outside, lets use the same thing he used on you,"

"Oh hell yeah," Spike smiled as he pulled Silver Mask out of the room, screaming for mercy "Attention Midnight Pirates, I will now be showing you all the right ways to skin someone alive,"