Yona recoiled as a harsh light woke her from her unwilling sleep, She was strapped to a table, she didn't try struggling as most would as she was hardcore strapped in, every inch of her body bellow her neck had a strap on it, even her hooves had their own special straps.

"Yona compliments strapwork, She not get out without help," The Light was moved and she looked down at a very orderly desk, sitting at it was a Grey Stallion with a Red Mane.

"Yeah that's the idea," He replied as he took notes, he wore a very clean white suit and his facial expression and general body language told Yona he was a douche at the best of times. "I'm sure you have questions," Yona shook her head is disagreement.

"Oh no, Yona know all about Equestrian Cult, you hoping if you bring order to sky Princesses will lower Equestrian border and honor you all as heroes,"

"It is not hope oh simple Yak, It is fact," The Colt held his hands up, every word he spoke making Yona like him a little less. "We posses knowledge your feeble little mind couldn't hope to understand, You and all other like you are a cancer, this is why the Princesses broke the world, for they were saving the pure and discarding the rest, but we have seen the light and will prove ourselves pure to them by cutting the cancer from this world and-"

"No," Yona said simply, cutting him off and confusing him.

"I'm sorry?" He asked.

"Yona will not join cult," She replied simply "Is not first time in Equestrian Outpost, not first time Yona hear long-ass speech, Yona say no fuck off," The Colt looked at her with disgust.

"Your lies are as filthy as your soul, to pretend to have been in an Equestrian Outpost before," he held his arms out to the walls, clean and white "To know of the comforts you could only dream of, while you and the rest of your ilk steal, rape, plunder, and murder-"

"Yona not rape," She interjected ", and can't steal from dead, they dead," The colt continued, ignoring her.

"- we Live in co-operation, we dream of a bright future, and we shall be the one's to make that future happen," He gave her a nasty smile "and it shall be born threw the death of you and others like you," A whirl of gears sounded and the Table Yona was strapped to went flat and made it's way down a convener belt.

"You are Douche," Yona called before he was gone from her sight, as she moves she waited in silence, this being her 2nd time in an outpost she already knew where she was going and it would be boring as hell. After what felt like forever Yona came to a rest in a large room, a total of three other creatures could be seen in similar situations to her, she spied a Minotaur crying for his mother as he pulled on his restraints and a Griffin in a glass jar overhead desperately trying to claw her way threw it, then she spotted a glass jar a little ways from her and a grin spread on her face.

"Spike," She called to get his attention, he turned to her and grinned back, waving at her with his bleeding stump.

"They did it again," he said pointing to the bleeding appendage "This is the 4th time they just cut the hook off, I even told them it was was a strap on not an implanted one and they still broke out their magic buzz saw, he shook his head as he looked at the shitty excuse of a patch up they had done. Yona looked at him in shock.

"Yona thought Spike has been to outpost 5 times not 4," Spike shrugged "Er, the third time they actually listened and took it off," he sighed as the thought back to the day "Dave was a pretty cool guy for a crazy cultist, kind of wish I hadn't been forced to kill him, but he just wouldn't move out of the way," as Spike thought back to good times she looked around.

"Where you think Scootaloo is?" She asked earning a laugh from Spike.

"Oh Yeah I forgot, your first time was just with Gabby," Spike sighed and shook his head "You see, Ponies who disagree have just been corrupted by the cancer in the world and will see the light once the cancer has been cut," Yona thought for a moment before getting it.

"So they just racist?"

"Racist as shit," Spike confirmed when without warning both he and Yona were pumped full of electricity, the two screamed in two different kinds of shock and both turned to the only Pony in the room who had just shocked them,

"Shut up," He said looking at the two "Whatever crazy-ass cancer your spewing-"

"Your mother's a whore," Yona shouted at him.

"She's a even bigger whore than I am!" Spike agreed, The Pony scowled and pumped them full of electricity again, this time earning a painful laugh from the duo.

"I hate electricity," Spike said as he fell into a sitting position laughing.

"Is an irritating pain," Yona agreed "Much prefer fire, pain doesn't last as long," Spike shrugged.

"eh, Time Turner told me Acid is weirdly pleasant after the 3rd time, but I can't ever seem to find any, makes you wonder what that guy does on his holidays," the two earned another shock and neither reacted.

"I think are immunity's back," Yona said with a smile "Should bring some tasers home, un-dull everyone else,"

"That sounds like a fantastic idea," Spike said as the pony shocked them again, looking immensely pissed at the fact that his prisoners were just ignoring their punishment. He turned to go inform his superiors of this when a first collided with his face, Scootaloo smiled as he fell on his ass and kicked him in the jaw, slamming his head into his control console and knocking him out.

"Sorry I'm late," She said with a wave "They shoved me in their prison, I was recognized, they revered me as a god, blah blah blah, caused a riot," Scootaloo shook her head as she pulled out a knife and made her way to Yona to cut her out "Same shit as last time, honestly if these guys would just actually inform others that they had a prison escape they could...you know prevent it from happening again, but no they cover it up, pretend it didn't happen cause they know everything," Yona fell to the ground with a huff and Scootaloo continued talking as she went back to the main controls ", And they never make mistakes, no that's impossible," Scootaloo pressed a button and the two glass jar's rolled to the side, knocking Spike and the Griffin over, the side opened where armed guards would usually then taser them but instead Spike got out and the Griffin took a shaky step on the ground as Scootaloo cut the Minotaur free. "Any way the Riot is going strong, lets steal a boat and..." The second he was free the Minotaur shoved Scootaloo to the side and rushed for the door, they watched him leave and turned to the griffon who was shaking in fear,"

"Ah," Spike said as he watched "Can I keep her?"

"Spike you already have a hundred rats and that one Mare locked up in your room at home," Scootaloo replied "I think it's only fair you let Yona have her," Yona let out a little squeal and picked up the traumatized Griffin like a puppy.

"Don't worry," Yona said sweetly "Yona take you home with her, you have comfy bed, food every day, and if anything hurts you Yona will break their everything," as Yona rocked the shaking griffin back and forth like a baby Scootaloo turned to Spike.

"How is that mare?" Spike shrugged.

"Alive, but I ain't about to pamper that bitch she cut me dick off and I will make her life hell for the rest of her days,"

"Fair," Scootaloo said with a shrug before turning to the door, "Well let's follow the probably dead Minotaur, get outside, steal a boat and take Yonas new pet Griffin home," Scootaloo lead the way and Yona merrily skipped in the back.

"I've always wanted a pet," She said excitedly, "you think Gabby will like her,"

"I think she'll laugh her ass off," Spike replied as he looked at the Griffin who was violently shaking and holding onto Yona for dear life. "So Silent one how long you been here?" The Griffin didn't respond to him in any way. "That long hu?" Spike shook his head "That's a dam shame, poor things broken," Spike stopped for a moment and let Yona pass him as he looked at the Pony Scootaloo had knocked out before putting his foot on his face and putting all his weight on it, after a moment there was a crack, the Griffin tried to look at the sound but Yona shifted her so she couldn't see.

"Don't worry about that, Spike's just breaking the controls," Spike picked his bloody foot up and kicked the Control console, leaving a dent and his bloody footprint on it before following his friends. Upon reaching the main hall they found a riot going strong and could also see their Minotaur friend B-lining it for the exit.

"Oh no, that poor dumb-ass," Scootaloo said with a head shake as the Minotaur ran to the exit, they watched as he made it threw the doorway and without hesitation, every pony guarding the wall filled him with lead.

"Never go out the front door," Spike said with a sigh "darn shame, Braeburn would have loved to keep him as a pet,"

"Yeah," Scootaloo said before pointing to the right, "Docking bay is that-a-way," The group ran as the Riot kept the guards and pretty much every other staff member busy.

"Shame about your worshipers," Spike called out.

"Eh, a few of 'em might bite it but the rest'll just get knocked out with darts or something, either that or they'll overtake the base, if they do that I'll come back and personally give each and every one of them a piece of candy," Scootaloo turned the corner, slid to a stop and jumped out of the way as several darts flew past her.

"Hey fuck off!" She said to the guards, attracting her riot's attention.

"Our Midnight Goddess has summoned two of the other Gods!" One of the Prisoners shouted out.

"Wait I'm a God to?" Spike asked in shock "Bitchin, Hey Don't just blindly rush 'em! Rush the Docks there way less protected and their ships have big ass guns for shooting!" A cheer sounded as the mob split, some continuing to assault the guards while the rest ran to their gods, keeping a respectable distance as several of them bowed to them and the rest turned to corner, quickly overtaking the dock guards with only a few going down.

"This is a big ass riot," Spike noticed as he noticed about a hundred or so had stopped to bow.

"Midnight Yak Goddess-" One of them asked shaking slightly.

"Am Yona," she corrected, instantly a loud praise rang out.

"All Hail Midnight Goddess Yona!"

"Sweet mother of the void," Spike said as he looked around "I'm Spike,"

"All Hail Midnight God Spike!"

"I love all of you,!" Spike shouted out "If you manage to take this Outpost in our name Scootaloo shall give you all a piece of candy!" A cheer rang out and when Spike added. "I am also available for Sexual favors if any mares are interested, just putting that out there," The group sat back and watched as the Riot kicked up to high gear.

"Scootaloo you're a sucky ass god," Spike said with a laugh, She scowled at him.

"Your gonna fucking help me hand out candy," She replied, "And your gonna help me find it all!"

"I'm down with that," Spike replied "we can make a day of it, and we can hand out the candy at night so we look sick as shit while doing it,"

"Yona is excited to get home," She said as she gently rocked the Griffin in her arms, the Griffin was no longer shaking as much but was still plenty terrified, "Yona shall call you Galla until you are not stricken mute with fear," As the riot went on around them Spike yawned.

"You know what fuck this, I'm gonna join the riot," Spike walked into the crowd and it bent around him as he did so. Scootaloo looked at Yona and patted her to get her attention.

"Yona since you have something that can Die I suggest Protecting the shit out of it, I'm gonna go join the other side of the Riot, this fucking place is to close to home and I'm not letting Spike get all the glory for tearing it to the ground. as Scootaloo joined the crowd it bent around her and Yona looked around.

"Yona would like assistance," A huge chunk of the crowd instantly circled around her. "Yona had Griffin," She said showing her new friend off "Yona need good place to sit down so Griffin not die," there was a minute of debate before a decision was made.

"Oh Great Goddess Yona, your injured minion will be safe in the Prison cells,"

"Is not Minion," Yona corrected "Is Pet," there was a good minute of apologizing from the prisoners before they began leading Yona to the cells and formed a tight barricade around the entrance.

Spike marched to the front lines, out of the corner of his eye he could see the sunset, he smiled before turning to the Prisoners.

"Alright so we're gonna take the Docks," Spike said earning a cheer "but to do that I need my hook back," Spike raised his stump "It'll naturally come back to me when the sun sets, but I can see a few mares in this crowed I wouldn't mind shagging so if any of you lovely ladies wanna spend the night with me," Spike thought for a moment "Or the day if you prefer, I get a little freak at night," Spike pointed down a hall. "Hook's that way,"

Spike watched with some amusement as a good 20 mares rushed down the hall, Spike pointed with his stump to the burnt half of his face. "You all can only dream of having that many mares after you, even with this ugly ass face I will probably score more than any of you ever will," He said with a smile before turning back to the task at hand. "Now...lets go kick some ass," Spike pointed ahead of him and his tiny army ran forward, still keeping a respectable distance from him as they ran into the Dock area, Spike smiled before turning to the hall and following the mares.

Spike hummed a tune as he walked down the hall, after a minute he found the mares fighting a group of guards who had been playing cards and had been jumped by the sea of mares. Spike watched from the back as they beat the shit out of them when he noticed one had run into a side room unnoticed and he followed after, the Guard was a big guy and was going for a box on the wall to call for backup, he was cut off from it when Spike spat a fireball at it, the Guard was in full white gear, his head covered in a mask as he turned to Spike and pulled his Gun off his back, he spun the barrel so it would shoot lethal round and shot at Spike, who failed to dodge and was blasted into the wall, the Guard turned to the burning box then made to go out the door and fight when Spike punched him in the face, the remains of Spike's left arm had been blasted to the shoulder and some of his skull could be seen. The Guard fell back and physically retched when he saw Spike who smiled, tearing some of the broken flesh on his face as he did so.

"Everything you do to me I shall do to you only slower," Spike said before rushing forward and headbutting the Guard. The Guard tried to fire again but was distracted when the force of Spikes headbutt pushed him back into the flaming box, Spike watched as the Guard screeched and dropped to the ground to roll, Spike shook his head before taking a deep breath and Spiting out a torrent of flames on the Guard who screamed in agony as Spike walked away. "Have fun cooking," Spike said with a wave as he walked back to the mares just as a mare screamed out.

"I Got it!" Spike looked to the voice and saw Grey Mare with a Yellow mane holding his hook just as he felt the curse taking effect, Spike heard heavy breathing and turned to see the Guard, he had burned but his suit had a fire extinguisher built into it, Spike Left-arm reformed and his hook flew back to its place just as he swung the arm and relieved the guard of his head, the mares stopped and Midnight Spike turned and pointed at the Grey Mare.

"You prefer me like this or during the day?" The Maze looked dumbfounded for a moment before saying.

"This?"

"Alright everyone else go help with the Docks, and you," he Pointed to the Mare "Please wait here While I go commit mass genocide so I can sleep with you faster, feel free to invite any of these mares that might be your friend to wait with you and watch or join us," Spike turned and most of the mares followed after him, most looking irritated or disappointed, to go help with the docks.

Scootaloo made her way to the front of the line where most of the Equestrian Cultists had formed a defensive line against the prisoners, the one that was clearly in charge was a mare speaking unnecessarily into a Megaphone.

"Stand down or we will be forced to use lethal force," Scootaloo looked at the commander for a moment before pointing to the exit where dead the Minotaur lay pumped full of lead.

"Didn't hear you give that guy a warning before offing him," The Commander looked at her and repeated her line into his megaphone. "You know what, I didn't even know that guy," She looked over at the Minotaur "But I'm gonna kill you and all you soldiers simply because you chose not to yell at him through a megaphone to stop running or he'd be shot, mind you I'm sure he wouldn't have stopped, but you didn't even try and frankly that pissed me off," the Mare repeated her lines as Scootaloo and she rolled her eyes. "You know if I was anything but a pony you'd have shot me the second you saw me and that pisses me off more than anything simply because you have the Audacity to say you're doing it in the name of the Princesses, Twilight would-" a Shot rang out as Scootaloo was shot in the knee, she fell to the floor but much to the surprise of the Cultist she didn't skip a beat "-be horrified with your actions, I bet the Reason the barrier is up had nothing to do with the Princesses, it probably has to do with whatever the fuck turned the world into flooding islands and random floating oceans above an endless void, but I like to think that if they are keeping it up, its because a group of mega racist want to commit mass genocide on every nonpony,"

"You dare!" The Commander said glaring at Scootaloo "A pony of your ilk hasn't the right to look at the Princesses name let alone speak it,"

"I use to fucking know Twilight," Scootaloo spat back as the Moon began to rise, "I knew her before she became a Princess, Fuck that Dragon is her adopted brother!" The Crowed behind her went wild as the Bullet came out of her leg and she got back to her feet.

"But guess what?" Scootaloo held up a hand to the Commanders face as the sound of shattering glass could be heard from behind the cult line "This is for killing the Minotaur without warning!" before she could move the Commanders Head exploded as an orange gauntlet with two knifes welded to it flew threw her skill and onto Scootaloo's hand, "Kill them all and you get candy!" She screamed as she lunged forward and began hacking away at the cultists.

Yona was humming a merry tune as she lightly scratched her new Griffin's back, the Griffin was still shaking but seemed to have calmed down a little with Yonas constant affection. Yona was sitting in The Huge ship parked behind the Cult outpost, to her surprise it was a floating Prison ship, a wanted poster of Scootaloo was on the wall along with one of Vinyl and Braeburn, their crimes were listed as Classified and each of there names had of the Midnight Pirates under it witch explained how she had been able to gain a massive cult so fast, easier to get noticed as a Midnight pirate when there a Picture showing your one nearby, Yona smiled at the pictures when a commotion sprang up. She set her Griffin on the bench and patted her softly.

"Yona be back, no panic while away," Yona happily made her way to the commotion and found some of the cells where full of Prisoners still.

"It's a load of crap," One of the Ponies in the cell shouted "The Midnight pirates are just a bunch of piss off, no talent, hacks,"

"Yona here," Yona declared as she made her presence know to the Prisoners both inside and outside the cells.

"Oh, the Midnight Goddess Yona has come to prove you wrong," One of the ones on the outside cheered.

"Oh sure," The pony inside the cell stuck out his teeth and proceed to mock Yona "Look at me I'm immortal, worship me as a god while I sit on my ass as play with some retarded ass Griffin," Yona very easily pulled the Metal apart and picked up the Pony who smiled at her, before she could do anything he pushed his hands up and shoved a makeshift shank into her neck. Yona blinked as the Prisoner smiled "See just a bunch of piss ants the lot of 'em," The Pony waited for Yonas hand to go slack only for her grip to get harder, there was a clattering sound as the shank poped out of Yonas neck. Every Prisoner in the cell moved as far back as they could as Midnight Yona held the Prisoner up.

"No talk shit about Yonas Griffin," She said angrily as she squeezed him harder, the pony tried to say something but Yona Dropped him a little and put her hands on his head, he looked at her in horror before she squeezed and with no effort crushed the Ponies head like a grape, there was a long silence as Yona let the ponies body drop to the ground, she looked around before turning to the nearest Prisoner who stood very still.

"Where can Yona wash hands, blood is bad for petting Griffin,"

"Th...there are sinks in every cell Ma'am," he said shakily Yona thanked him and went to wash her hands before going back to her Griffin, who was understandably scared of her again.

"We...we believe now," On of the prisoners in the cell said shakily.

"Then get you asses out here and help us take this dam place for the God's!"

Author's Note

I am determined to make this story as fucked up as I possible can.