Midnight Pirates

Braeburn, Pumpkin, and their new old friends were lead into a room where the two remaining Midnight pirates where resting, Scootaloo was chillin in a Hammock made from multiple sheets stapled and tapped together, Yona was busy trying to rock a traumatized looking Griffin to sleep in her arms. Scootaloo looked at her two crewmates and the three in the cloaks.

"Did you start a cult to?" She asked as she looked them over "Cause me and Spike already promised all of our guys Candy, we not getting 'em all cloaks,"

"How to hell are you gonna do that?" Braeburn demanded "Only place that still makes candy is a 9-week journey in our ship, in this blimp, it'd be three times longer, and don't get me started on the price compared to the taste," Braeburn lifted his Bandana and spat on the floor at the thought. "Oh and Rainbow dash is here to say hi," Rainbow took this as her cue and dropped her hood resulting in Scootaloo dropping out of her hammock and dislocated her shoulder on impact.

"Holy shit!" She cried out as her dislocated arm hung at her side "Best cult ever!" She rushed to Rainbow and gave her a one-handed hug before even noticing she could only use one arm. "Oh crap," she muttered as she lifted her limp arm by her wrist. "Well this has been a good day, I'm ready to die, Pumpkin get over here and snap your aunties neck," Rainbow took this as a joke and swiftly popped Scootaloo's shoulder back into place with a pop and a screech from Scootaloo. "I said snap my neck not fix my arm," She said angrily as she shook it.

"So," Braeburn said, turning to his cousin as she and Pinkie dropped their hoods, "How are you all still alive and Why has it taken you so long to come and say hi? you been avoiding us,"

"To honest," Applejack said rubbing her head as Pinkie went over to Yona to check out what the Griffin was about "We only just found a way past the sea dome, none of us thought for a moment there was still life out here, and we weren't expecting floating islands neither,"

"Oh Pinkie," Yona said in shock having only just now noticed the three elements "You're not dead, Yona proud of you," Her piece said she went back to trying to rock the Griffin to sleep.

"So Rainbow," Scootaloo said as she led her old friend to her hammock "How's your sex life?"

"Wha-?" Rainbow tried to respond only for Scootaloo to keep going.

"And if the answer to that is nonexistent or your freelancing it these days would you be interested in teaching Pumpkin the ropes cause I can pay?"

"So this is a lady boner," Braeburn said scratching his chin "Interesting," this earned him an elbow to the gut from his cousin.

"Kid," Rainbow said red-faced "Not to state to obvious but-"

"Yeah, yeah," Scootaloo said waving the mare off "I tried setting her up with one of the crew but the best we could get was Spike agreeing to be her 2nd and any number after, Yona offered but she'd probably kill Pumpkin," Scootaloo pointed at Braeburn "And he only sleeps with Buffalo's and Yaks, Tried to tell him Unicorns have horns to but he was all like, no they only have one it's not the same, and I'm her aunt so It'd be weird, Pretty sure Spike would kill me and anyone else if they so much as tried to sleep with Limestone, not that she'd agree anyway, Red Heart and Derpy only sleep with each other, Gabby and Vinyl are still trying to get Spike to only sleep with them so asking them is pointless, and No one want's to sleep with Time Turner, nothing against him he's decent in bed I guess but he tends to forget to help his partner finish if you get my drift," The trio stood in silent shock as Scootaloo gave them great details about her friends sex lives and also informed them of who was still alive. Before She could continue however Spike bust through the door, closing it with his tail, his hook raised and ready.

"I heard Limestone and sex in the same sentence, Who has a death wish?" He demanded.

"I was just trying to see if Rainbow's open with sleeping with Pumpkin," Spike looked at Rainbow then took a deep breath through his nose.

"She is not, neither is Applejack, Pinkie is aroused for some reason but it has nothing to do with Pumpkin," there was a half-second of silence before the room turned to Pinkie who was smiling at Spike.

"Nice nose," She grinned, earning one from Spike.

"It's a lot faster to find a quick lay if you can pick out the ones that are interested from a mile away," Spike made his way to Scootaloo, patted her on the back, then stole her hammock.

"Oh son of a bitch," She said as the Dragon got comfy "Now it's gonna smell like Sex,"

"That's just my natural musk," Spike replied as he stuck his tongue out, "That and the three mares I've slept with today,"

"Take a shower," Scootaloo replied as she walked to the other side of the room.

"When we get home," He replied "Last time I took a shower around a cult I ended up in an orgy, and as much fun as that sounds they tend to attract other males and I don't particularly like sharing," Spike easily removed his hook and dropped it to the floor "Pinkie if that Arousal is pointed at me your welcome to join me in showering when we get to the home island, otherwise night," Spike rolled over and proceeded to nap.

"Dick," Scootaloo said before Braeburn got her attention.

"What's up with the griffin?" He asked in confusion.

"Yona's grown fond of it," Scootaloo replied with a shrug "Hasn't spoken a word since we liberated it, might be mute with fear or just naturally mute,"

"Um," Rainbow said getting their attention "What the hell happened to you guys?" she asked with concern evident on her and Applejack's faces, Pinkie had taken a seat and was having a quiet chat with Pumpkin. Scootaloo and Braeburn turned to each other then shrugged.

"a shit ton of violence?" Scootaloo offered.

"Being exploded by a mountain and having to live in a broken world?" Braeburn tried.

"Why not just tell them?" Spike asked grumpily from his hammock, the two mares looked at him and Scootaloo spoke up.

"Just wanna see the look on their faces," She replied with a smile "honestly getting to see how people react to it when it happens is basically the only thing keeping me going, that and it itself," before more questions could be asked or more answers could be avoided Spike spoke up.

"This is going to be a very long and slow trip," He said looking down at them "So," He pointed to Aj and Rainbow "Don't bother asking they can dance around your questions for days, And" He pointed to Scootaloo and Braeburn "Be nice and try to act like you normally wouldn't to avoid making them uncomfortable, and I suggest that all of you ask to be taken to a bed" He suddenly pointed to Yona and her Griffin "including you and your pet because it's going to be at least half a day's trip to the home island" Spike gave a salute then flopped over in the hammock to get back to trying to sleep.

"I guess that's fair," Scootaloo said with a sigh "Alright everyone who isn't Spike follow me to the sleeping chambers, Spike's being very rational and he took his hook off, which means a few mares are waiting for us to clear out so he can have himself a debauchery party," After a few moments of rounding everyone up, and of Rainbow and Applejack refusing to let Pinkie stay for the party they opened the door and headed to the sleeping area, About 30 seconds after they were gone the door opened and a total of 7 mares made their way in. Spike got right up.

"Lock the door please," he said sweetly as the clothing started piling up on the floor and a very sweet smell hit his nose, he sighed as he began stripping "I love being me,"