Pinkie Pie Drives Every Pony Crazy With Knock Knock Jokes

by Zac9087

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Main 6
Length: 1164

Every Pony Is Driven Crazy By Pinkie And Her Relentless Knock Knock Jokes

Pinkie Pie thought up tons of knock knock jokes, waiting to tell them to her friends, which they wouldn't mind...had pinkie not thought of absolute hundreds of them, driving them absolutely crazy, let's hang back and watch the show. Hopefully we get a good one, oh, i'm also taking bets on how long it'll take for them to go insane, 5 bits on 10 minutes!

Published 2020-01-17 15:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-17 15:00:01 UTC

Knock Knock

Pinkie Pie had been hanging with her friends, more giddy then usual, and she was always super giddy, just waiting for one of them to notice her giddy silence.
"So, that's the story of how i set an apple on fire, trying to turn it gold, i still haven't gotten that spell down!" Twilight groaned frustrated.
"Ah, C'mon Sugar cube, you'll get that fancy spell ah yours down right soon, i guaranteed it" Applejack ensured
"Agreed Darling, you're just being impatient, magic takes practice, especially magic of this caliber" Rarity Reasoned
"Thanks, Girls" Twilight smiled, before looking at Pinkie, "Pinkie? are...you ok? you seem hyper...as in, more hyper then usual"
Finally, Pinkie had her chance, bursting out her first joke "Hey Twilight, Knock Knock"
Twilight, caught off guard, quickly answered "Who's There"
"Apple"
"Apple Who" Twilight replied, unsure of where Pinkie was going with this.
"You just need to...APPLE yourself and you'll get that spell down super duper extra quick!"
The girls just laughed, unaware there was so many more to come.
"C'mon Pinkie, you can't possibly really find that kinda joke funny" Rainbow chuckled, looking around for spike, "Yo, Girls, any idea where spike is?"
"He went to the restroom" Fluttershy said gently.
"Hey, Fluttershy, Knock Knock"
"O-Oh...um, who's there?" She said gently, almost too quiet to hear.
"Butter"
"Butter who?"
"You BUTTER remember to feed angel bunny!"
The Girls let another small laugh out, before being trapped in another joke.
"Hey, Applejack, Knock Knock"
The Girls were caught off guard by another joke, but Applejack decided to just go with it
"Who's there"
"Apple"
"Ya said that one already, Pinkie"
"No, this is a different one!" Pinkie said quickly.
"Oh, Okay, Apple Who?"
"ConAPPLEations on selling so many apples!"
The Girls faked a laugh, hoping if they laughed, Pinkie would stop, unfortunately, Spike chose this moment to return.
"What's going on?"
"Spike, Knock Knock" Pinkie was smiling widely.
"Uh, who's there?" Spike said, unaware of The Girls shaking their heads no.
"Fence"
"Fence who?"
"I know you're on the FENCE about my jokes, but trust me!"
Spike laughed, not knowing the horrible situation he'd added himself to.
"Rarity, Knock Knock"
Rarity sighed, before looking at Pinkie and saying "Darling, you already told 5, and--" She stopped upon seeing pinkie look upset, Sighing, She added "That's why i have to say, Who's There"
Pinkie grinned and started her joke "Sew"
"Sew Who, Darling?"
"SEW many good opportunities for jokes!"
The Girls gave a forced laugh, silently going crazy, but not wanting to hurt their friend.
"Hey Spike, Knock Knock"
"Pinkie...Please, one knock knock joke is all i can take today" He reasoned, The Girls hoping it'd work and stop her.
"K-Knock Knock" She sniffled, giving puppy dog eyes.
"Pinkie, no, no puppy dog eyes"
She didn't relent.
"Pinkie...Please"
She didn't stop.
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, "Okay! okay, one more Pinkie, but that's it!"
"Okie Dokie Lokie, Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Gem"
"Gem Who?"
"Gem Me A Laugh For My Efforts?"
Spike and The Girls gave a forced laugh, going silently crazy from these jokes, but managing to hold it together.
"Knock Knock Dashie"
"Ugh, Who's There"
"Wing"
"Wing Who"
"When You Forget how to do something, Do you just WING it?"
"Pinkie, please, for the love of celestia, stop, please"
Pinkie decided she had more, and didn't want to waste them.
"Knock Knock Fluttershy"
"Who's there"
"Cake"
"Cake Who"
"I'm CAKEd in snow, can i come in?"
The Girls and Spike now had to physically force laughs out, it didn't feel good.
"Knock Knock, Spike"
"Who's There" he answered, not even wanting to be here at the moment.
"Dragon"
Spike's ears perked up, "Uh, Dragon Who?"
"Hope You Don't Mind Me Dragon These Jokes Out!"
Another forced laugh, for another joke.
"Knock Knock Rarity"
"Who's There, Darling"
"Make-Up"
"Make-Up Who?"
"Let's Make-Up After I Drive You Crazy With Jokes!"
"Sugah Cube, i think you might just be closer to that then you know" Applejack said.
"Knock Knock Applejack"
"Oh no...Who's There"
"Tree"
"Tree Who"
"It's Tree Thirty, Right?"
yet another forced laugh
"Knock Knock Twilight"
"Who's There"
"Book"
"Book Who"
"Do You Need To Book A Motel, Or Am I Thinking Of A Hotel?"
"Pinkie...i don't even have the energy to tell you that was funny anymore"
"Ah, c'mon Twilight, we only need 400 more words!"
"Dude, what does that even mean?"
"Don't worry about it, knock knock dashie"
She sighs before answering, "Who's There"
"Feather"
"Feather Who"
"Can I Borrow You're Feather Duster? I Lost Mine"
A Groaned laugh surrounded the group
"Pinkie...i think that's enough jokes for the day"
"Aw but i have so many more!, don't hop out just yet!" Pinkie Replied.
"That Wasn't Even A Knock Knock Joke!" Spike yelled
"Don't Knock A Joke Until You've Tried It, Spike!"
"...You know what? as long as it isn't knock knock jokes, fine" Spike Said.
"Hey, Spike"
He tried to ignore her, "So, Rarity, do you need any help at the--"
"Hey Spike"
"...botique, Yes Pinkie"
"Hey, Spikie"
"What Pinkie?
"Hey, Spike"
"Yes, Pinkie"
"Spike?"
"WHAT, PINKIE!"
"Knock Knock"
"Oh My Celestia, Who's There?"
"Celestia"
"Celestia Who"
"Ouch, Don't Say That When She's Right Behind You!"
Spike whirled around, only to be met with the stares of ponies startled by his yell. "That wasn't funny."
"Pinkie giggled before starting a new joke"
"Knock Knock, Applejack"
"Who's There?"
"It"
"It Who"
"It's Me! Open The Door!"
Every pony groaned, before deciding to try getting pinkie to stop in a last ditch effort.
"Pinkie, we won't be doing any more knock knock jokes today" Twilight Said.
"B-But Twilight" She replied, tearing up.
"Pinkie, darling, please, it's not that you're not funny, it's that we can only take so much" Rarity added, to no avail of stopping Pinkies tears.
"Sugah Cube, please stop cryin', we just can't stand anymore jokes today, tomorrow, we'll listen to as many jokes as you want, just please stop cryin', okay?"
Pinkie finally stopped crying, "Ok, but i have one more"
Dash took one for the team, "Ok dude, one more"
"Knock Knock" she said, smiling now.
"Who's There"
"Discord"
"Discord Who?"
"Discord Is Here!"
Everyone turned to see Discord standing there smiling.
"Hello, Girls, Spike." He said, with his usual grin.
"Hello Discord." The Girls And Spike said collectively in unison.
"Hey, Discord?" Pinkie Said.
"Hm, Yes, Pinkie Pie?"
"...Knock Knock"
Everyone Scream Loudly, before shouting in unison,"PINKIE PIE, NO MORE JOKES!"
Pinkie Pie just turned to the screen, winking, before adding, "Hey, Hey Reader, Knock Knock"

Author's Note

Just something i threw together in 5 minutes, the idea funny to me, i know they wouldn't really react like this, but i couldn't think of how to react, from the sheer pain of trying to subject you poor readers to so many jokes, forgive me, this is also my third ever story, so it's not very good, hope you enjoyed anyways!