Big Mac Needs Big Help

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Original Character, Porn, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 3717

Big McIntosh's penis turns out to be way too big for his human girlfriend. So, they decide to seek a powerful magic-user to help them.

Big McIntosh's penis turns out to be way too big for his human girlfriend. So, they decide to seek a powerful magic-user to help them.

Published 2020-01-20 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-21 23:05:22 UTC

Big Problem

Late at night, the faint silhouettes of a bipedal being and an equine could be seen making their way toward a large barn. For the most part outside it was pitch black, the stars and the moon were nowhere to be seen, which greatly obscured their surroundings even more. However, a faint light source seemed to be coming from the barn, which seemed to be the only sole reason that it was actually visible at all.

The bipedal being rested one of their hands upon the equine’s back. The equine moved at a slow pace, guiding their bipedal friend in the darkness. It seemed the equine had keen eyesight, judging by his large emerald green eyes that glowed in the darkness like that of a cat. The bipedal being seemed to have nowhere near the same level of eyesight than the equine.

It didn't take them very long to reach their destination. They now stood in front of the barn. Upon a small wooden barrel next to the main barn door there was a small, black iron pole-like object with a solid circular iron base. A thin dried out string-like object covered in some kind of oil was wrapped around the pole and went through a small hole at the top of it. The string ran three-quarters of the way down it. At the top of the string, it was lit with a flame. However, the fire at the top of the string burned at an incredibly slow speed.

Faint as the light may be from the strange candle-like source of light it gave enough information to give one a better look at the two.

The bipedal being was a tall, fair-skinned, mostly hairless female ape creature, who stood at about six feet tall. The equine was a large red stallion with an orange mane, who as well stood at about six feet tall, but his body mass, in general, was much larger than hers.

The female ape had long, blonde hair and must have been at least in her early twenties. She was of average build, with modestly large breasts and a nice shapely bubble butt. She was dressed in a white tank top, black pants, and long, grey riding boots.

This ape was known as a human, and to summarise, it was a lot nicer to look at than that of a chimpanzee. The equine was known as a pony. A sapient species of pony, that too was a lot nicer to look at than a normal pony. The stallion did, however, wore no clothes and was a hulking, muscle-bound beast. Although, his body was not overly veiny looking in muscle.

The two made their way inside. The barn was well lit up by lovely lavender-scented candles surrounding a pink love heart-shaped bed in the middle of the place.

“What ya think, sweetie pie?” he asked, closing the door behind him.

“I think it’s very corny.” she said, crossing her arms.

He sighed sadly, lowering his head to the floor. “Ah’m sorry.”

She acted quickly by gently placing a hand on his mane, prompting him to raise his head back up and turn to face her. “But I like corny.”

He gave her a warm smile and made a happy, quiet neigh.

“Come on Big Mac, show me your big dick.” she said in a lustful voice.

He made a loud whinny and then trotted his way over to the bed. Once there, he laid himself down on his back upon the bed and spread his legs wide, which revealed his soft stallion-hood to the woman. Even in its currently flaccid state, it put many a human male’s penis to shame. It must have been at least ten inches long or so, and about three inches thick. His heavy, coconut sized balls dangled below his sheath.

The woman drooled at the sight of his magnificent cock and slipped a hand into her pants. She cooed softly as she stroked herself.

“Mmmmm. Oh Big Mac, you’re huge.” she said, moaning aloud.

“Heh, they don’t call me Big Mac for nothing.” he said with a smug tone.

She giggled, proceeding to strip down by pulling her tank top over her head to reveal her bare chest to the stallion. Big Mac’s eyes widen comically and his cock twitched at the sight of her breasts.

She giggled again, tossing her tank top aside. She then made her way to the bed and sat herself down at the foot of it. She pulled off her boots and socks. The stallion behind her stared transfixed at her fully naked, plump ass while she pulled down her pants.

Now with her clothes gone, she lay herself down upon his chest, and lovingly placed her hands on the side of his cheeks. It was quite a wonderful feeling to feel his soft, warm fur against her bare skin. Along with the feeling of his hard muscles against her by comparison of her frail body. She felt safe with such a strong stallion to protect her.

Big Mac moaned softly, loving the feel of her soft skin against his body.

He lifted his two front legs. With utmost gentleness he gently cupped his left hoof around her waist. He moved his right hoof under her butt, creating a deep depression at the weight of his hoof upon her ass. The feel of his hooves were soft and warm to the touch and made the woman he held with them shudder in bliss.

The two stared at one another with dreamy eyes and simply held this loving position for quite some time.

Big Mac gently lovingly stroked her back with his left hoof, slowly moving it back and forth. At the same time, he used his right hand to gently rub her ass.

Soon enough, the woman felt compelled to lean her head down to join lips with him.

Their tongues entered one another's mouths and swirled about. Both woman and stallion moaned together, their tongues gently swirling around in a tender exchange of intimacy.

As they kissed Big Mac’s hoof on her back lowered down to her ass. Now with both hooves he squeezed the cheeks of her ass, conceding back the soft fat deeply with his applied pressure upon her rear with his powerful hooves.

The stallion made to move his tongue over her canine teeth, chuckling a little at the feel of them. The human didn’t have much of a choice in comparison to him. Since his teeth were all basically bulky and blunt, which made them designed to grind vegetables. While she had omnivore teeth, designed for both meat and vegetables.

However, his teeth were considerably bigger than hers overall. Him, being a pony also meant that his tongue was quite a bit larger than hers. Despite the size difference between their tongues the two seemed to be enjoying each other’s company. The stallion was gentle in his movements with his tongue, careful not to overpower her smaller, weaker human tongue.

This rapturous moment the stallion was sharing with this woman made a certain part of him get very excited. Between his legs, his currently flaccid cock started to twitch and raise to attention. Slow and steadily his cock began to grow erect as more and more of his length came out of his sheath.

As his massive dick rose into the air, its thick, bulging veins pulsed with power as it grew in size. When his cock finally reached its full mast, it was like he had grown a fifth leg, that was slightly thicker and longer than his own leg.

His fat, heavy member fell back to rest between the soft cheeks of her ass. This prompted the woman to slowly pull her head away, trailing saliva with her lover as she slowly parted lips with him. She then turned to look behind her to see his gift for her.

The woman’s eyes widen in alarm and her jaw dropped rather comically at the sight of his gigantic penis.

“Uhh… Big Mac… I think we have a big problem.” she said in a low, nervous voice.

Big Mac sighed sadly and sat up and placed his hooves down on the floor on the side of the bed and turned to look away from her. “I’m sorry Lila. It’s mah penis, isn’t it?”

There was a long pause and neither said nothing for quite some time. He sighed again, looking at his massive erection in shame. The human, on the other hand, was staring transfixed at his huge cock and was drooling a little at the sight of it.

After quite some time, Big Mac turned to face Lila to see her staring at his cock.

“Ya like mah big dick?” he asked.

“Of course I do. Yeah, I know it is way too big for me. But I can’t help but want it.”

“The thing is, Ah seem too big for everypony. Every mare Ah met always ran away from me when they see mah penis fully erect.”

“Then those mares were heartless.”

He smiled and his eyes lit up with hope. “Ya really mean that?”

“Yes, Big Mac, I don’t care if you got a super-massive monster cock that could kill me by ripping me in half, I’m your gal. My big, sexy, hulking gentlestallion.” she said, gently placing a hand on his shoulder. “That said, we need to find someone with powerful, fancy-ass magic to help us with our little issue.”

“Who would that be?” he asked.

“Twilight may be a good start.”

“Ah wonder if Twilight would consider mah penis a friendship problem?”

“I’m sure she would. Anyway, let’s do that tomorrow. For now, let’s have some fun.”

Big Love

Lila sat next to Big Mac on the pink love heart-shaped bed. His body towered over hers at this angle. She could not match his height, which was less than half his height. Between his legs his cock stood tall and proud into the air, casting a dark shadow over her.

He looked at her with a warm smile. She, in turn, smiled back up at him.

She looked over his cock with dreamy eyes. From his bloated mushroom-like tip to his long, thick shaft, and to his medial ring where he was significantly even thicker. Below that was his huge, heavy balls, the size of coconuts. His shaft gave off a strong musky scent and smelled faintly of bitter apples.

She took hold of his rock hard cock with her right hand… tried to at least, the sheer thickness of his girth only allowed her to take hold about a quarter of it… if not even less due to the sheer thickness of his shaft. His dick, after all, was about as thick as his own leg.

Big Mac sighed happily upon the feel of her soft hand making contact with his shaft. She smiled up at him and proceeded to gently stroke his cock with her hand, going up and down his long, thick pole. She had to make do with what little she could take hold of his shaft.

Her hand moved up his long pole, gently rubbing his thick, meaty flesh. She, however, managed only to reach about halfway up the length of his member, if not even less. She would need to stand up to reach the top of it.

“You like that, Big Mac?” she asked, her voice unsure of herself.

“Yes, sweetie pie. And please relax, mah penis is all yers to enjoy. Feel free to lose yerself.”

With his reassurance, she proceeded to slowly lower her hand over his shaft. Her hand made the long journey down his pole. If she thought her hold over his shaft was bad already it became even worse when she reached his medial ring, where he became even thicker.

She looked on in awe at the thickness of his lower shaft. Further and further her hand descended until it came to rest on one of his massive balls on the left. From there, she dropped her hand to the underside of his balls and tested the weight of them.

She grunted, struggling to lift his hefty ball. His ball was heavy in her hand like she was holding a bucket of water, no dought filled with massive quantities of seed, and that was just one of them. She massaged his huge balls, rubbing her hand over them with gentle strokes.

Lila could not hold herself back any longer. So, with that, she leaned her head to the side of his thick member and softly kissed his shaft with a loud, audible smooch. The woman moaned at the taste of his cock against her lips, tasting faintly of bittersweet apples.

This action earned her a quiet whinny from the stallion. She giggled happily from the sound of that. The woman brought out her soft tongue and gently licked the side of his shaft, which made him utter another quiet whinny.

Big Mac’s eyes closed in bliss, a series of low moans and whinnies left him as the woman below him worshipped his cock and balls. She never stopped massaging his balls, gently rubbing them all over with one hand while her tongue slowly went up and down his shaft. She did this again and again and licked him down in a different spot each time. Since he had so much cock for her to lick over. She could not even lick all his cock from where she was.

Lila was lost in her own little world, moaning aloud without a care in the world as she licked and kissed his cock. He tasted so delicious. His cock tasted somewhat like a bittersweet flavored lollipop.

She delivered lick after lick upon his shaft until she had his entire lower and midsection slick with her saliva. She still had a good arm’s length of dick she could not reach above at this level.

Her head lowered down to his balls. From there, she shamelessly slobbered on them, licking and kissing them all over. This made Big Mac utter a series of low moans and quiet horsey sounds.

His masculine scent was intoxicating, it drowned out her sense of the world. Both her hands came under him to gently cup his balls in the palm of her hands. She marveled at the great weight of his heavy balls she held in her hands.

Big Mac’s heavy left hoof came down to gently rest on her upper back. His hoof began to gently rub her back, he gradually made his way down until he eventually reached her ass. The woman all the while was trembling under the tender touch of his soft hoof.

His hoof kneaded the soft flesh of her ass, rubbing it over with gentle strokes, while she continued to worship his balls. Big Mac pulled his hoof away and then delivered a gentle slap upon her ass, making the woman cry out in pleasure.

A large glob of precum leaked from his tip, which began to slowly trickle its way down the long length of his pole. When it reached the bottom it fell upon Lila’s hair while she was busy kissing and licking his balls.

The woman looked up to smile at him. She made to stand up on the bed. From there she leaned down and left a soft kiss on his bloated tip, which earned her a soft whinny from the stallion. She opened her mouth wide over his fat tip and tried and failed to take it into her mouth. She soon gave up on that and moved on to something else.

She slowly moved her head in a circular motion over the wide expanse over his tip, applying a mix of kisses and licks, and leaving a trail of her saliva in her wake. Precum dripped out from him, which she quickly licked up, moaning at the taste of him.

Both her hands came to take hold of both sides of his thick cock, the sheer thickness of his shaft meant her hands weren’t even touching one another. With her hands now in place, she began to pump his shaft, by gently rubbing him up and down. While at the same time, she kept licking and kissing the top of his cock.

Big Mac uttered a loud neigh. “Lila, I’m getting close.”

“Don’t hold back, give it to me Big Mac.”

With that Big Mac’s cock bumped against her face as it grew in size by several inches in both length and thickness, before it unleashed an explosion of his creamy stallion spunk upon her face.

Instantly she was covered in a thick coating of his love cream. She swiped her tongue over her lips, licking up his creamy goodness. About a second later another blast of cum shot onto her face, covering it in an even thicker layer of his spunk. And again after that… and again.

Big Mac’s cock delivered volley after volley of his seed upon her face. His cum started to drip down her neck onto her shoulders, and from her shoulders onto her torso.

By the time he was finished, she was covered in head to toe by a thick coating of his seed. Slowly, his cock began to go soft and retreat into his sheath.

While her body was still covered in cum she laid herself down on Big Mac’s chest, matting his fur with her love creamed soaked body. Truth be told, much of Big Mac’s body was already coated in his own semen when it fell down on him as he came.

As Lila moved her cum covered face toward him he opened his mouth and welcomed the incoming kiss with gusto. The two moaned deeply as they shared a passionate kiss.

His powerful hooves came to rest upon her ass, making a deep depression from the weight of his hooves upon her rear. He gently rubbed and squeezed her ass all over. His cock began to twitch and already started to re-harden.

His stallionhood rose into the air, soon returning to its former glory as a metaphorical fifth leg, that was slightly thicker and longer than his own leg. His fat, heavy member fell back and came to rest between the soft cheeks of her ass.

Lila pulled back and turned to look back at his cock resting on her ass.

“You got hard again already?” she asked.

“Yeah, sweetie pie. Ah get hard real quick. Ya want me to hotdog yer ass?”

“Yes, please. My big stallion.”

The stallion started to thrust his hips back and forth, grinding his fat cock against her ass. The two joined lips again and kissed passionately. His powerful hooves came to squeeze her ass tightly, deeply depressing the soft fat of her ass.

Lila moaned aloud into his mouth, while his giant cock rubbed against her ass and his mighty hooves squeezed her cheeks. She cried out in pleasure when Big Mac pulled his right hoof back and delivered a semi-hard slap to her cheek, causing it to slap against his cock with a delightful sound of flesh slapping against flesh.

With a muffled scream she came upon his chest, coating him with her womanly essence. And as if by divine intervention he soon came shortly after, delivering a heavy blast of his love cream upon her back.

Spurt, after spurt of his seed, shot out from his massive cock, coating her and himself in an even thicker layer of his seed. When he finally stopped cumming both him and her were covered in a thick coating of white love cream.

Lila pulled away and sighed happily, resting her head on the side of his thick, bulky neck. His left hoof pulled away from her ass and he placed it upon her upper back. From there he began to gently rub his hoof back and forth over her back.

He knew that both of them would need to clean up this mess at some point. But for now, he wanted to enjoy this tender moment a little longer with her.

“We can go again if ya want? Ah can keep cumming and cumming for ya sweetie pie.”

Without a word, she moved herself up further and pressed her large, soft breasts into his face. Big Mac uttered a muffled moan into her chest, his hooves dropping back to her plump, bubble butt to squeeze them tightly.

Lila pushed her left nipple toward his mouth. The stallion opened his mouth and took her nipple into it and started to gently suckle upon it like a baby’s pacifier.

Big Mac’s cock rose to attention, and soon became ready for another round.

“Stand up and cum on me Big Mac. Show me your love.”

Big Mac pulled his head away from her nipple and made to stand up on his back hind legs. His massive body towered over her even more than normal while he stood over her on two legs, casting a dark shadow over her.

He took hold of his fat, long cock and begun to pump his shaft with long strokes from the tip of his cock all the way to his base. He uttered a series of loud neighs as he jerked off himself above her, his massive cock dripping precum down upon her while he did so.

“Give it to me Big Mac. Love me.”

“Lilllllllaaaaaaa!” he screamed, blasting her body with a violent explosion of his seed onto her chest.

Again and again, he blasted her body with his love cream. The woman became covered in thick globs of his seed, recoating parts of her body that no longer had a clear sign of cum covering it.

Eventually, his cock came to a stop and started to soften again. He dropped down onto his four hooves and made sure his hooves were well out of range from dropping down onto her. The woman below him basically looked like a snowman now.

“Does your cock ever stop?” she asked.

“As far as Ah know, no. Ah seem to be able to keep cumming and cumming.”

“Your cock is truly magical.” she said in a joyful tone, staring at his cock even while it was gone soft.