Kelty's First Date: Part 1
Kelty Pixel the bleu, purple haired, yellow eyed, computerized pony was going on a date. It wasn’t her idea it was Rarity’s. Rarity decided it’ll be good for Kelty to get a boyfriend. When really Kelty did not care about romance that much. It was just love, who cares if you're a computer. He’ll just leave her if she said what she truly was. It always happened, rejection, witch meant it wasn’t true love. Cadence told her that.
‘’Rarity why do you need me on a date anyway? Is it going to be pretty awkward once the guy figures out he is dating a computer?’’ Kelty asked.
‘’Why of coures it’s going to be weird darling, everypony would find it weird. But if it’s true love it might not matter.’’ Rarity responded.
‘’Easy for you to say! You’re not the computer. Nopony is the computer in Equestria. The only computer here is me!’’ Kelty said.
‘’Really?’’ Rarity asked.
‘’Yes.’’ Kelty responded.
‘’Well I have a computer.’’ Rarity said pointing a hoof at her laptop. It had her Cutie Mark on the back and was white.
‘’Not like that Rarity. I am AI. There are no AI in Equestria.’’ Kelty said sadly.
‘’Why can’t I convince you that there is nothing wrong with being AI?’’ Rarity asked out loud.
‘’I don’t know.’’ Kelty said.
‘’Yah. It’s not like I can ask Pinkie Pie to start killing ponies like in Cupcakes.’’ Rarity sighed.
‘’Because that’s what’s good about being AI, you can’t get killed. Well not really, she can take you apart. But why in the name of Celestia would someone waste there time taking apart a iPad, especially since it would not make a difference if you're able to run via your phone. But why would anyone take apart a telephone when you are still connected to your computer?’’ Rarity asked looking at the still loading Kelty.
‘’Did I ask you to much questions?’’ Rarity asked.
Kelty still was loading.
‘’Thats a yes.’’ Rarity said.
She sat there silent waiting for Kelty to finish loading. Rarity was waiting and waiting until Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie ,Fluttershy and Applejack walked in.
‘’Why are you waiting here?’’ Rainbow Dash asked.
‘’Shhh.’’ Rarity said pointing at Kelty.
‘’Oh.’’ Twilight said.
‘’Why is she taking so long?’’ Pinkie asked.
‘’I don’t know. I think I broke her.’’ Rarity responded.
‘’Why would you do that?’’ Pinkie asked.
‘’Because she was upset about being the only AI in Equestria and how the date idea was bad because of Kelty’s fear of rejection. Then I told her about the good of being AI, via the Cupcakes fanfic. Then she started loading.’’ Rarity responded.
‘’Maybe she’s loading because she dosent want you talking about that disgusting fic.’’ Rainbow Dash said.
‘’Dashie’s right.’’ Pinkie said.
‘’Why would she start loading for THAT!?’’ Fluttershy whisper shouted.
‘’What? So should Rarity start telling Kelty about Rainbow Factory?’’ Rainbow Dash asked.
‘’Girls.’’ Kelty said.
‘’You finished loading?’’ Rainbow Dash asked
‘’Yes. And she did not tell me about those stories. She was mentioning them. Do you know how stupid I’ll be if I did not know half of the fics that cycle the internet?’’ Kelty asked.
‘’How the heck do you know what they were saying?’’ Spike asked.
‘’When did you get here Spike?’’ Twilight asked.
‘’Well Spike probley did not like staying in the darn library doing your biding so he left to find you.’’ Glitcher Pixel said from Kelty’s iPad.
Glitcher was a evil version of Kelty. She was dark bleu with one black eye with a red dot in the middle with eye smoke coming out of each eye with pixels. Her main and tail was dark pink. She randomly glitched at times and like infecting ponies computers. She was also rather mean.
‘’We were not asking you.’’ Kelty said.
‘’Beats me. Rarity wants you to get rejected again, like the time before and the time before. But hey who am I to judge. Maybe the guy is another idiot that he feels like dating and rejecting you.’’ Glitcher said with a grin.
Kelty looked away tears started to fall down her cheeks. It was always like that, Glitcher was right, what idiot would want her anyway. She was the electronic, you were not supposed to have love if your a robot, it just dosent happen.
‘’Hey don’t listen to her. She’s just a computer virus. Glitcher dosent have love or friends.’’ Rarity said.
‘’But she’s right! How can I have happiness? It’s not like I’ll ever have true love. I should just be a Changeling. Because that all I am.’’ Kelty said and ran off sobbing.
‘’KELTY!’’ Pinkie yelled.
Rainbow Dash shot off with the rest of her friends. Glitcher just stood there smiling like she won the lottery or something. Pinkie grabbed the iPad and shut it off and ran after her friends.
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They found Kelty in her house hiding under the covers of her bed crying.
‘’Kelty, you ok?’’ Fluttershy asked.
‘’N-No’’ Kelty sobbed.
“Hey what’s wrong?” Rarity asked.
“It’s just that...” Kelty cut herself off.
“What?” Fluttershy asked.
“At school nopony liked me just because I was electronic.” Kelty said.
“But we like you.” Pinkie said.
“The whole town likes you Kelty. Even Luna and Celestia.” Twilight said.
“That’s different Twilight . I don’t even know the darn guy. Rarity found him in Canterlot.” Kelty responded.
“For the name of Celestia! Rarity are you kidding me right now! You could of found some stallion that knew her.” Applejack said.
“Now how was I supposed to know!” Rarity said.
“You knew her since Nightmare Moon!” Applejack said.
“Yes! But the guy seems nice!” Rarity said.
“GIRLS!” Kelty yelled.
"Yes." all six of 'em said.
"Stop fighting. It's making me want to kill you." Kelty said
"You can do that?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"What? You think that just because I am a computer I can't kill?" Kelty asked.
"No. I thought it was just Glitcher and Pinkie who do that." Rainbow Dash said.
Pinkie gave Rainbow a scolding look, and mumbled. Rainbow Dash couldn't hear Pinkie clearly and is pretty lucky she did not.
Author's Note
The second part is coming!
