Fury Tempered

by Lord Krahtorra

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Sex, Profanity, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Romance, Original Character
Length: 10750

a gay couple displaced into their own little piece of the multiverse.

What do you get when you are displaced as a couple? well, when your ass gets there late, you get drama. and a LOT of it.

Published 2020-01-21 06:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-21 06:00:01 UTC

Fury tempered Ch. 1

It was finally time… I found him, after months of searching, I found the bastard that took my boyfriend and left me all alone in this crap hole of a world. I look to my phone, and smile as I look at my saved messages from Casey, looking at the words on the screen filled me with resolve. I walked up to the merchant and held out my phone’s screen to him. The merchant grins maniacally. “Ah, Casey, good kid, knew who I was on sight, and didn’t even try anything, just did his business, and let me move him.” He then rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “Although, he paid me double to find someone for him and displace them… would that happen to be you? Hard to tell, being a multiversally present entity makes focusing for extended periods of time difficult…” He looked at the screen and mumbled. “He did say he’d text the target and send them to me… Guess your him.”

He clapped his hands together before looking me over. “So, who do you want to be? After all, your boy turned girlfriend went as their own created character, so it’s only fair you do too. Even if it was a blatant rip off in looks.”

I pull out a drawing of my character with a list of their powers. “I want this, with the powers listed, plus that of the gamer please.”

He smirked. “Well whaddya know...she wanted the gamer too… let’s see that list...not as strong as hers at the start, but much greater potential for growth, since you did it with what I assume to be the Disgaea system...so did your lover… all these abilities… they come with half the applications, but an added passive for each, huh… pretty damn smart! Almost as smart as her, what with her copycat abilities for magic.”

I smirk. “Sure, but my abilities are not magic.”

He nods. “True… but she can use magic she’s seen, even from before I sent her off… Tell ya what, I’ll give you access to some special dungeons you can access. Full time dilation and as special bonuses. Make sure to show that uppity little smartass that she needs to actually train too, not just drain exp from golems she makes…”

I nod and hold out my hand as he burns and places the paper into an odd looking metal tool. He then points it at my hand and rams it home into my palm. I grunt in pain as my body begins to morph quickly, eventually becoming that of an anthropomorphic bear, my clothes becoming akin to that of a nomadic desert faring people, baggy, cloth clothes with various arcane runes either sewn or singed into them, sometimes both. I looked to my hands and saw that I had claws instead of nails, them a pitch black and my fur a grayish brown. I was my original race I made, a Bjorn.

I then heard voices to my left and smirked as I saw a mini moon rip off walking with Celestia and instinctively used Observe on them, taking in great detail the pink ponytails, the Sailor moon outfit, the swell and surge of magic around her, and the almost invisible wings and halo she had, as well as her loli physique, yup, this would be a form my bae would choose. She was always devious like that, choosing the least suspecting form but the greatest power set.

Name: Lily moon

Age: 19odksjrn n ok who has the balls?!

I then saw lily moon looking around suddenly, as if startled I then projected a single message to her, sending a PM to her. “Hey Bae, it’s me.”

"If you're lying you're a dead man!" was the p.m. I got back.

“You loved undertale and refused to replay it because you didn’t want to reset the timeline and take away their happy ending, and you hated your mother with a burning passion.”

"I guess you're my bae... also you took your goddamn time I've been here for over a thousand years, you're going to need some serious catching up!" Lily pmd me back having stopped walking after they had begun their P.M. battle.

Celestia then looked to me, not lily moon, but me, and her horn flared as she took a defensive stance, before I popped into my instant dungeon with Lily, having it set to no time passing outside while full time passed on the inside.

"Do you have any idea what you just did!?" Lily said storming up to me before continuing with, "You just set Celestia off! The last time she was set off she created the Badlands!"

I smirked at her “Full time dilation, zero time passing outside the dungeon.”

"Just hope the enchantment I put on her necklace doesn't affect instant dungeons." Lily says actually hoping her enchantment failed for once.

I smirked wider and invited Celestia to the instant dungeon, also sending a message that I hoped she would get.

‘I’m BEAR-ry sorry I scared you, the guilt is un BEAR able, Now please, don’t go BEAR zerk, and just BEAR with me, I hate making pretty mares BEAR ill will towards me, I will BEAR any secrets you want, so just grin and BEAR it.’

Signed~<3 A BEAR-ry handsome Bear.

Lily looked over his shoulder with a deadpan look on her face before she turned to look him in the eyes saying "she's going to kill you, you realize this right and she's almost as strong as me…"Lily said this as a statement and not a fact.

I shrugged and walked on the empty pillar and smiled as I sat on it. “So, I’m assuming I’ve missed a lot, and that it was longer than four years for you. So… time varies between dimensions, and the merchant is a dumbass.”

I then got a message from the merchant, saying. ‘Words can hurt.’

I then looked to Lily right as Celestia appeared behind her. “Also, Just an fyi, I was getting a lifetime's worth of bear puns out of the way, so… yeah, not trying to be annoying, just trying to be able to say I’ve heard them all.”

Before Celestia could slay me Lily popped in front of her saying "Tia this Is My Bae the one I told you over a thousand years ago would show up… apparently like I mentioned before the merchant is a dumbass and likes to screw with people."

Celestia smiled forcedly at me before getting very close to me “So… you are the one who hurt my little sister?”

I looked to her darkly. “I spent every second of every day looking for that damn merchant, I never stopped looking, never stopped trying, even after all my friends and family abandoned me, I kept going. Even after our friend Rez and Draco got sick and died, I didn’t even go to the funeral, I just. Kept. Looking.Even when I went without meals, when I ruined my body’s sleep schedule,When I was homeless, I. Didn’t. Stop.”

"Rez and Draco died! I figured rezz at least would have found something considering how he was! And you did all that for me!?" Lily said hugging into my chest as she let tears fall from her eyes.

Celestia frowned. “She… hasn’t cried that way in millenia…not since Luna was...”

I looked her in the eyes, my eyes smoldering hotter than any sun she could manipulate. “She was exiled for a mental illness? Don’t get me wrong, I get that it was for the good of the world, but never forget your sister's loss.”

I saw Celestia start to open her mouth before I heard the voice of My Bae say "she actually had something take over her body sort of like a symbiote only more corrupting…"

I sighed. “Sorry… being told that I was responsible for what’s apparently thousands of years of suffering for the woman I love...just because I couldn’t find that asshat Merchant…”

There was then a notification that said “DM/MS-Merchant Has left the marketplace, marketplace closed for 3 days. Massive quantity of junk food bought by merchant, binge eating commencing.”

I didn't solve Lily typing something before she sent it without me being able to see what it was.

Memory files being accessed by Dungeon Master/ Market Shopkeep-Merchant…accessing… Guilt crying...reopening… giving free coupons…thinking better...giving free exp. and gear… gift box accessible! Open now? Y/N

I shrug and press Y, only to feel a surge of energy and power before it suddenly stopped, a major migraine filling my head hard enough to deal 700,000 hp of damage, out of… holy fuck how do I have that many health points?

[Answer: Auto reincarnation x 4 commenced, completed, and leveled up to lv. 9901]

I looked to my HP and froze in shock, I have a total of… 9,000,000,000 HP and stamina… what the hell...

"You seem to be around the same physical power as I am magically…" Lily said as I felt her use observe on me of course it didn't help that her eyes were glowing notifying me that magical power was being used.

Celestia looked to me and frowned. “Who is this merchant, to give power so freely?”

"the merchant is someone who is so powerful they have to reside in the world of the void or other wise known as the void between worlds." Lily said shrugging as I could practically hear her thinking 'no need to bother with the Giants that see you as nothing more than ants'

She nodded slowly. “And er...is your stallion here… is he open to herding? Spring is coming, and I would hate for him to spend it in an estrus bunker.”

"If he isn't we have ID creation,besides Herding never comes up where we used to live." Lily says giving a thoughtful look.

I frown. “How do you even remember home? You said you are over a thousand years old! And besides, back home you could barely remember last week!”

"Well the merchant gave me perfect recall or something along those lines, It is both a blessing and a curse I have to remember my biological mother and all the shit I went through since I was born in that world but it also let me remember you so." Lily said as she gave a shrug.

Celestia's mane flared into fire for a second before she sighed. “That bitch is not reachable now, is she? I would LOVE to teach her a lesson.”

"I'm still working on that spell for you Celestia." Lily said with a smirk towards Celestia, as long as Lily was as far away from that bitch as she could possibly go she was fine with what happens to her.

I then broke out of my embarrassed freeze up and spoke quickly “Why the hell would I… I mean, yeah, you and some mares I saw before would be… but still!”

"She knows of the show Bae…"Lily said with a roll of her eyes as she started floating in mid-air, with her wings and halo barely even moving.

I sighed. “I won’t lie, then, a herd with Celestia, Pinkie, and my Bae would be great.”

"You know it's funny both me and Celestia are virgins."Lily said as Celestia cried out a "hay"

"Yes that is what you eat."Lily said with a smirk towards her older sister.

I blush and look away, trying to clear my head as I twiddle my thumbs. “Soooo… Guessing that’s a big no then, soooooo I’mma close this ID and go train, seeya bye!”

"Nope you're not leaving yet I just got you!" Lily says as I felt myself wrapped up in a bunch of magical tendrils.

I then shout and break free of the tendrils with a bit more force than I meant to use, shouting “I have seen FAR too much hentai to trust those tendrils! Let me go!”

"Not until you promise to stay here and you don't want to make Celestia mad do you?"Lily said as she conjured more tendrils

I blush as I sigh and nod “Okay, I promise not to leave this painfully awkward situation… Oh look, my hp is full again.” Lily then let me go before just jumping up into my arms.

Celestia then looked around to make sure no one was around, clearly never having been in an instant dungeon that was empty. “Umm… So… how would you like to begin courting? I mean, normally the gender roles of our worlds are reversed, so I assume you wish to take the lead as it were?”

I smiled warmly. “Actually, either way is fine by me, you do what you feel comfortable with, I’ll tell you if it’s too fast.”

"He's the caring sort of boyfriend… although he won't dominate me like I want!" Lily said as she had remembered quite a bit and where he always was the caressing caring kind.

I shrug “In my opinion, sex is a secred act of intimacy meant for showing how much you love someone, not some competition of dominance, or anything like that, so… yeah, If I’m going to be doing any of that, I’m going to be gentle about it.” I said causing Lily to pout especially as she had handle holds just for that(read pigtails).

Celestia looked over to Lily before looking to me and sighing. “I think she’d actually like it rough once in a while. She confided in me about your relationship, and her one major complaint was that you were too gentle with her.”

I frown and sighed “Well… I just don’t feel right hurting people unless they hurt me or my own, and the thought of accidentally hurting lily because I got too rough? It… it scares me.”

Celestia nods and sighs, rubbing her temples. “Yes, but now you can see each others hp, so you can tell the instant it goes too far.”

I nod slowly before sighing and rubbing my face with my palm. “I-I’ll think on it… I won’t lie, the thought of being rough makes me very uncomfortable, but if it's for Lily, I’ll give it some thought…”

She smirks after a moment. “On a brighter note, do you know she has been saving herself for you?”

I look to Lily, who is trying to hide behind her silken glove covered hands ,horror filling my mind. “You suffered for thousands of years, alone, for some schlub who you didn’t even know if he was coming? Lily, Hon, I love you… but god damn you can be an idiot.”

Lily murmurs out weakly. “I call it determination…”

I grabbed her by the waist and pick her up, heaving her in the crook of my arm like a sack of spuds. As she eeped loudly and began to kick wildly in an attempt to get leverage. I looked to Celestia. “Hey, can you cover for me and Lily for a bit? The deed will be over once we exit the ID, but… well, clean up is a bitch.”

Celestia blushes hotly and nods before disappearing.

I then look to Lily and smile. “So, I see yours, wanna see mine?” Lily only nodded in response as she looked up at him with a red face.

one romp later!

Celestia was there to greet us after, with Lily walking bow legged out of the hedge maze as she used her magic to repair and replace her outfit,the smell of freshly cut lawn and what sounded like a woodland dale echoing faintly in our hearing before fading. “Good thing I left the Magic as wide as possible for “Bjornish magic.” Huh? Gotta love Bjornish Druids, morning after spells and potent enough clean ups to take care of the aftermath of a dragon orgy.”

Celestia smiled. “Seems my sister has been deflowered? So. I assume you will want a princedom?”

I shook my head, surprising her greatly given her reaction. “Nope, If I EVER get that, it’s going to be from earning it, not from having friends in high places.”

Celestia seemed to approve, judging from the flush on her face and the sudden pomf of her wings. I then waved to her and smiled as I made my way toward the hill side, a sign saying ‘Danger, steep incline!’ to my right. “So, judging by the moon and star placement, I assume the summer sun celebration is soon? I think I’ll be paying Ponyville a visit now, maybe try to set up shop.”

"I'm coming with you." Lily Moon said as she sighed contently, satisfied to the point of lowered lucidity.

I smiled and kissed her hand as I chuckled. “You gotta make sure Twilight comes to Ponyville, we gotta make this go off without a hitch, right?”

Lily nods before burying her face in my fur. “Don’t do anything stupid, okay? I don’t want to lose you again.”

I then jump down to the mountain side, before using a mixture of Druidic magic and soul magic to bring a tree I landed in to life, it essentially becoming an Ent. I pointed down to Ponyville as I mentally asked the tree man for a ride. It was far more verbal than I anticipated. “Growther hears bear man… but no need for mind linking… knows enough common to get by…” It looked to Lily, who was off to the side behind the railing, standing with Celly. “ Growther keep mate safe. Swears on seeds. Big bear man no get hurt.”

Lily nods. “He better not!”

Celestia POV

I look between Growther and Lily in amazement, on the one hand, there was a druidic mage capable of making Ents, a long lost school of Magic that for some reason even lily could not use, and on the other… I have never seen my sister this happy… She looked to me and grinned “So, how much are the Ponyville ponies going to freak out? Hell, how much is Twilight going to freak out?”

I smirk. “At what part? The forgotten magic returning, the fact that you smell like you just had an orgy, or the fact that your lover is part of a race that has been lost to the frozen wastes since Sombra was sealed away?”

"So from a 1 to twilighting and/or lesson zero how big of freaked out are we going for?"my little sister said after having shared her memories of before displacement with me.

I sighed. “I fear for your new tree friends sanity. Because she’s going to be a combination of lesson zero, and pinkie pie on a sugar rush.”

"That's better than derpy not getting muffins in the morning or pinkie pie getting coffee." my little sister says with us both shuttering at what she had done that day.

I nodded and smirked. “So, do you think Pinkie will like your bjornish lover? She always did love bigger, stronger stallions. Which was hard to accomplish, what with her strength enhancing magic being the best in the nation… except maybe Maud.”

Lily smiled. “Bjorn are the embodiment of pure physical might… along with having an utmost power over the ways of nature… if anyone can get her, it’s him.”

I smirked “Well, here’s hoping Pinkie doesn’t take part in the earth pony wrestling match this year, I’d hate to see them meet that way.”

Lily smirked as well. “Oh, I’d PAY to see that~! But I need to take a bath now considering I still smell like sex.”

At that, we begin walking to the Royal bathroom, only for Twilight to happen upon us in the hallway. ‘Drat, I had forgotten Twilight had taken to using the garden for meditation…’

Twilight smiles at us before her eyes widen to the extreme. “Lily! You finally found someone?! Oh, this is so great! Who’s the lucky creature? Is it that diplomat from the Diamond Dog empire you befriended? They do have rather… interesting… anatomy.”

"No twilight My Bae finally found his way to Equestria!"Lily said excitedly as she looked up, dreamily remembering her time with her bae.

Twilight freeze before nodding slowly, her face a mask of joy as I felt the inner rage seethe within her. “He did, did he? And did he say where he had been all this time?

"First he had to find the void dweller and apparently time dilation happens between universes as you well know through Starswirl's notes I gave you." Lily said trying to calm twilight down.

Twilight was calmed slightly by this, but still beyond livid. “And how hard did he look? Did he try to move on, as if you never existed?”

"Nope he went as far as to become homeless and two of my friends died trying to help him...he didn't even go to their funerals as he was still trying to find me." Lily said still trying to calm Twilight down.

She froze. “So… he suffered through all that… for you? For how long?”

"Four years…all of the first thing we did before getting here after he explained what was happening was have mind-blowing sex!" Lily said throwing twilight completely for a loop.

I then smirked as Twilight sighed. “Okay, so I need to re evaluate my opinion of this Bae of yours… did he ever give a name for his new self?”

"He's a Bjorn!" Lily said happily once again throwing twilight for a loop.

Twilight sighed again before nodding “Okay… and what is the NAME of this Bjorn, as, you know, something to call him other than ‘HEY! YOU! WITH THE FUR, AND THE CLAWS! AND THE RAWR-FACE!” Lily started laughing hard at that as she had to bend over holding her knees.

"Okay now I'm not telling you so you have to say that to him!" Lily said gaining a mischievous look on her face. "Also he is in ponyville by the way which is coincidentally where we're sending you to look over the Solar sibling celebration."

There was then a large chunk of bark that lodged itself in the floor at Twilights feet, a letter attached to it. Twilight read it and paled. She looked to me and sighed. “He approves of this decision, and says that Bjorn have great hearing...and… he’s going to enter in the wrestling competition…”

"You're not allowed to date her until I approve!" Lily yelled out back over her shoulder.

Twilight handed Lily the letter, which had a second side for her. “He also said to have you read this out loud, or no sex for a month.”

Lily made a face only an angry loli could make as she read the letter.”The legal workings of a Herd, by Etched Stone. Each head member of a herd gets to choose one member aside from their main love, so as to assist in the prospering of the equestrian population, this even applies to non pony residents, and the marriage contract will be rendered null and void if no such allowance is made on both sides.”

Lily gritted her teeth before turning to look at me with a very forced and overly sweet smile causing me to feel dread before she quickly turning to twilight "hey twilight you want to join my herd?"

Twilight’s eyebrows rose three inches that day.

Back to the Bjorn POV

I smirked as I looked to the ponyville village, a familiar Rainbow blur speeding towards me as I look to Growther. “Toss me up, buddy.”

Growther looks to me doubtfully before shrugging in resignation and tossing me skyward, me waving at the Pegasus in a friendly manner before she collides with me, luckily making me into a landing pad instead of being an immovable object she would have impacted with. Gotta love Bjornish durability, as long as my hp would not get lowered by a quarter, I might as well not even get hit by it.

“So, you greet every ambassador this way? I mean, a show of strength is nice and all, don’t get me wrong, but I gotta say, that seemed like a legitimate attempt to harm me. That...would be unwise.”

RD looks to me in a daze before shaking her head quickly. “Wait, you are NOT an invading evil magic user from the Everfree? How do i know you aren’t lying?”

I hold my hand up and a green glow emanates from it. “My peoples magic is based in respectful reinforcement of nature’s order. We only kill to protect, never to make cheap gains. And the darkest magic we do? It is literally giving the souls of old friends something to do, an option to help those they left behind. We do not force them, and we only call upon either our ancestors, or our friends.”

RD frowns warily. “But… Necromancy is a dark magic thing, aint it? I thought all dark magic was evil…”

I smiled kindly. “All magic can be good or evil, magic meant to heal can be turned evil, by causing cancers, magic meant to burn your foes to ash can also cauterize a wound to prevent infection… it all comes down to application.” I then sighed. “The light, and the dark of a spell? It all comes largely down to how much stigma is associated with it. Think like this, if someone like me, who can speak to the dead, actually was allowed to work unimpeded by stigma? Murder rates would plummet, because the ghosts could be summoned to point out their own killer, and thus many innocents would never be wrongly jailed as well.”

RD thinks on this for a long while, before she looks to me. “Okay, tell you what, you seem like a nice… whatever the word is for a stallion for your people, so I’ll cut you some slack, especially since you made me think deeper than I have in a long while… but if you hurt someone out of hoof, I’ll come down on you like the hammer of Imperium himself!”

I smiled, half genuinely, and half in surprise, just how much of my imagination was utilized in this equestria? First the Bjorn, now the god of war, law, and order, from my tabletop sessions? “Well, I do plan on joining in the wrestling, so maybe add that as a caveat?”

RD thinks a minute. “Well, okay, but your a big fella, so we should make sure the enchantments for the ring are up to date!”

She then flies off as Growther looks to me. “Are you alright, father? No pain comes at you moving? I would be most saddened at your first friendship ending in a sudden funeral due to mothers protective instincts.”

I froze. “Wait… father? And yeah I’m okay, but… I’m your father?”

He nodded. “You gave me life, I was but a nigh dead tree clinging to a mountain side before you gave me this gift of life, the way I see things, as my mind awakens further, you would be called none other than my father.”

I smiled and nodded at this. “Well, I’m fine, er… son.” I chuckled a little. “Wow, going to have to get used to that…”

Growther smiles kindly, his face creaking gently as he smiles. “I can be patient, oh father mine.” He then lifted me into his boughs as I stood on what amounted to his shoulders. “So, shall we be off to ponyville?”

I nodded at that, my grin growing, only for Growther to huck a chunk of bark at Canterlot. “What was that?”

Growther chuckled. “Just a message to mother and auntie.”

I nodded and let Growther stride into Ponyville, before stopping just at what would eventually become Twilights home, Golden Oaks library. He looked to the tree in question and hummed. “Interesting use of magic, preserving the life of the tree while letting a pony live in it… I’d say that, but I can hear the tree screaming… I feel this is likely an incomplete spell.”

I nodded and placed a hand on the tree, numbing it’s pain before having an idea. I walked to the front door and knocked twice, the librarian cautiously opening the door for me. “Y-yes?” The pale gray and blue maned pony asked, her manestyle similar to Vinyl Scratch’s, but with a pair of green eyes that almost glowed they were so bright, and a very… ample, bottom, while not owning much in the breast department. She seemed to be wearing a librarians uniform, along with a necklace of a heart shaped locket.

“Yes, you can,” I smiled warmly, careful to keep my teeth hidden so as not to scare her further. “I am a druid, and as such, I can hear your Tree… very well. While she is glad to give you a home and a place of business… she feels pain when you move inside her at the moment, as the spell keeping her alive, also prevents the wounds from healing over or even producing sap… it’s basically as if someone cut you with a knife enchanted to keep you from dying or bleeding or even getting any infection, then placed a beetle in your wound to walk around.”

She paled at this in horror before she looked at the tree with tears in her eyes. “I-I’m so sorry! By Lily’s Judgement I knew the enchantments were too good to be true! No wonder this house has been feeling unhappy no matter what I do! Please, tell me you can fix it!”

I froze for a moment, having my lovers name used as a point of reverence… slightly unnerving. Also there was the fact that she believed me without a moment's doubt made me curious. “I have questions after I fix the house, okay?”

She nodded quickly. “I will! I would love to speak to a member of the Bjorn species! You were said to be lost with the crystal empire!” I smile and nod before channelling my magic into the tree, smooth layers of wood soon forming under our feet as the Tree’s moans of pain quieted into subtle, thankful murmurs. I smile as I look to the pony. “She is thankful for your kindness, she knows you meant no harm, and gives you free reign of her seeds to make more homes of her kind.”

Growther leans in and smiles from the window. “Her name is Birch-Blossom. She says she recognizes me… It does my heartwood good to know she recalls when I was but a sapling in the town square.”

I smiled and looked to the mare as I sat on the floor, my knees acting as cushions. “So, you know of my people?”

She nodded. “Y-yes, my great twice over grandmother, Lovely Blend, was a unicorn potion master taught by one of your shamans, her son was even, well, of mixed blood. Sadly, my Bjornish magic training is miniscule at best… I tried to collect as many records of the Bjornish druidry as I could, since my special talent is using magic to help nature flourish… but I never could get all that much to work with…”

I smirked. “Well, how about I teach you, in exchange, you help these tree homes get well distributed?”

She gasped before excitedly whooping and running in circles around me shouting “This is the best day of my life, oh sweet merciful Rokin! Is this a dream? Oh please don’t let it be a dream! If it is, I want this to be a coma!”

I then grabbed her by the sides and held her in place and smiled “I’m real, this is all real, now calm yourself, the first thing of note in all Bjorn magic, can you tell me what that is?”

She nodded stoutly. “It is strength of will, body, and soul!”

I shook my head “Wrong,” She looked to me in distress, before I added. “it is certainty of self, that strength is important, sure, but if your conviction waivers? So to does that strength, and then you can say goodbye to whatever magic you were trying, and whatever materials you were using...as well as hello to a helluva stink, if you were using some of the more advanced spells, as the materials will instantly be burned by rotfire.”

The mare frowned. “Rotfire? What’s that?”

I sighed. “One of the most dangerous forces of druidic magic, it burns and decays flesh all at once, simultaneously breaking down and mulching whatever it hits. Bjornish druids have to be MASTERS to even consider using it safely… Otherwise they may cause an extremely dangerous, and rancid, explosion.”

She nodded before looking to me “Umm… master? What’s your name? Oh! Mine is Golden Oak! Like the library… heh…”

I chuckled. “I am Arvir. Arvir Soul-Song.”

Golden Oak looked behind me for a moment before paling. “Arvir, do you like parties, perchance?”

I nodded, already having an idea of what she was referring to. “Indeed, celebrations of any kind bring much joy to life, and what is life without a smile?”

She heaved a sigh of relief as a certain bubbly pink mare gasped at the sight of me before being upon me in an instant, asking me several hundred questions faster than I ever could comprehend. I let her continue until she eventually slowed down. “-and why aren’t you shushing me at all? I mean, even Dashie does, and she’s my best friend, next to Maud! *Gasp* Are you mute?! Have I been annoying you? Have you just been standing there to be nice?”

I smiled and shook my head. “No, I am just amazed that such a pretty mare exists.”

Pinkie Pie then gasps. “Oh, hi Princess Lily Moon! Are you here to check my party preparations? I’ve done all the streamers, and the non apple foods, plus some party games for the foals!” She then whispers. “And the hollow tree down the street is loaded with chocolate!”

"Very good pink one, although I'm not here to oversee the preparations, but I will be taking the chocolate… I'm just here to see my bae!" Lily says as she holds on tightly to me.

I smirk down at Lily as Pinkie gasps at such a high volume and octave, it made a passing Diamond dog guard fall to the ground, howling in pain before she looked to us and stomped over before grunting at the effort to restrain her temper. “Princess Lily Moon, could you please, PLEASE refrain from exciting this mare? Her gasp just then was highly painful.”

"I have a spell for that!" Lily said before casting a spell on the pink one making it where anything that would harm the diamond dogs hearing would be negated.

Pinkie shivered. “Ugh, feels like aunty pie’s pinecone surprise going down my throat…”

"That sounds highly unhealthy…" lily Moon said before turning back to the diamond dog "also spread the word, for this is my bae!"Lily says to the diamond dog as she points towards me.

As the Diamond dog immediately sprints toward the town square, Pinkie looked to me with a frown. “Why were you being so nice to me? I thought your people were monogamous?”

I shrugged. “Human tradition can go screw itself, I’m not human anymore.”

"And I've been here long enough that it doesn't really matter to me anymore…although I am extremely possessive of My Bae!" Lily said possessively as she squeezed my balls gently through the fabric of my robe.

I blush and look down to her and wag my finger at her. “Now now, you need to walk more today, don’t be playing that game with me.” Lily just pouted as she let go but still kept a hold of my arm.

Pinkie, who was blushing even deeper than I, looked to me curiously. “So… are you two open to… er...herding?” She rocked back and forth on her hooves as her ample figure jiggled slightly. “C-cause I’d totally be interested!”

Golden Oak smirked as Pinkie blushed even harder. “I knew you had been the one reading my Bjornish literotica. So, I suppose you are a proponent of ‘once you go Bjorn, you never go back’ Eh?”

"As long as she knows that I am the top of the food chain!" Lily said I see once again had changed positions to where she was on top of my head.

I then simply headbut a tree, shaking her off and into my waiting arms and causing her to let out an 'eep'. “I have a small princess, there are a few like her, but this one is mine.”

"You bet your furry ass I am!"Lily said as she hugged and buried her face into me.

Pinkie pie smiled softly before looking to the two of us hopefully. I smirk. “You’ve got my vote, but Lily has to say yes too, right?”

"You can join on the condition that you realize I'm the alpha female of the herd." Lily says looking at pinkie pie sternly

Pinkie nods quickly before grinning. “I am so pumped! I haven’t had a special somepony since I left the rock farm! And spring is coming, you know~”

I pale and look to Lily moon. “She means estrus, doesn’t she?”

Lily nods and shudders as if remembering something unpleasant. “Had to put Celly into an instant dungeon just to keep her from boning the hell out of the visiting Emperor of the D-dogs last year.”

I pause at that, remembering the D-dog guard. “So… are Diamond dogs an ally of Equestria?”

Lily nods as Pinkie skips toward a large D-dog and what looked to be his child, she handed the father a bag of sweets made from what looked to be… huh, guess D-dogs do in fact eat gems like dragons.

I looked to Pinkie, who quickly walked back. “Yup! Lotsa Diamond dogs live in pony villages nowadays, acting as guards and other such physical workers when earth ponies just don’t cut it!”

I nodded and looked to Golden oak and smiled. “Well, apprentice, herd, Growther, shall we all head out to train some?”

Growther nodded eagerly. “I am eager to make myself useful, father.”

Lily froze at that, her eyes going wide. “WHEN DID YOU BECOME A DAD?!”

I smirked and chuckled. “Magic, mmmm-beeyotch!”

Lily glared at me with an intensity only available to a lover, “I should test my fertility...and my magic… hmmm…” she raised her hand and began to speak, before I interrupted her.

“Invite Pinkie Pie, Golden Oak, and Growther to party!”

They all froze and looked at me curiously as a screen popped up in front of them, before tapping yes at my insistence. I then grab Lily’s hand and say “Open I.D. menu!”

A screen of four options showed up aside from the regular ID’s, one denoted as Bonus dungeon 1: Barracks, another as Bonus dungeon 2: materials gathering, Bonus dungeon 3: T.E.P, and finally, Bonus Dungeon 4: Workshop. I looked to Lily and gestured to the menu.

"I.d. enter DQ endless grotto entrance." Lily said dismissing it with a shrug having already seen weirder stuff in this Equestria.

[I.D. mutation has occurred, endless grotto has been lost, replaced with endless metal slime field.]

"Shit I just lost my golems!" Lily said angrily causing everyone but me to flinch.

[DM message received! Reading: Don’t worry, kid, I’ve refunded all the materials used in making the golems, and I MAY have simply copied them into the metal slime dungeon… Don’t say I ain’t in your corner kay?

P.S. something weird happened with the exp they collected, it coalesced into a sentient jewel, I will deposit it into your bear boy-toys inventory upon him entering the dungeon.]

"Well you guys start grinding well I infuse my golems with metal slime slash…"Lily said as she walked off towards the golems that had spawned, and judging by her surprise, should not be waving at her.

"Okay my creations it's time for you to learn the most powerful attack toward these little shits that are running around in this dungeon!" Lily yelled out as she started having a beam of her magic go into each and every one of the thousands of golems.

The two ponies present gaped at the display, the sheer magnitude of the magic being used sensed even by Pinkie, who then whistled. “Woo! That’s some crazy magic there!”

Celestia’s voice then came into the party chat. “Lily what the bucking hell are you casting I can feel it from outside the I.D. in canterlot… and damn it I was watching Hoofflix! AND DAMN THE COUNCIL FOR THE PONY PUN LAW!”

I then spoke back through the party chat. “So, what kinda show are you watching? Cake wars?”

Celestia replies with a timid. “Fifty shades of hay…”

"Celestia you do realize that's porn right? Also I'm modifying my thousands of golems…and I'm making more at the same time…" Lily said to the party.

I smirked as Celestia huffed. “I know, why do you think I’m watching it? And why are you making more?! Don’t you have an entire nations population’s worth of the damn things?”

A freshly modified golem looked to me and whimpered. “Does second mother Celly not like us?”

"Well you can join my herd… the pink one has joined." Lily said as she continued to make golem after golem and I noticed it looked particularly like the golems from the gamer fused together with the ones from dragon quest and I noticed after each one got done being modified they moved incredibly fast easily catching up to the metal slimes and splitting them apart. "Also they're sentient now so that's a thing."

Celestia was silent for a moment before she spoke again. “Didn’t I help you come up with the design for their spell matrixes?"

"Yep and they just called you second mother." Lily Moon said as her smirk started to grow even as sweat started to pour from her brow.

I smirked. “Hey, I know two milfs, whaddya know.”

Celestia huffed. “Well, if I am joining this herd, you better be doing plenty of the last bit of that anagram!”

"Oh he has plenty of stamina I was crying from overstimulation by the time he was done and I don't think he came in me…" Lily Moon sad as she gave me bedroom eyes.

A golem shuddered next to Growther, the name on his chest designated him as herbert. And the irony was not lost on me. “I hate it when first mother talks like that, it is quite unnerving.” I looked at him questioningly. “What? I have nothing to quantify or make a sex drive necessary, so us golems are completely asexual.”

Another Golem walked up to Growther as he said this. “What an odd look for a golem… are you a new model?”

Growther shook his head. “No, brother, I am an Ent, made by a lover to your mothers. I… I guess you could call me a walking tree.”

All the golems gathered had frozen at this before a single golem, far larger than the others, with it’s foot the size of a building, looked down at me. “So you are the Bae our mother waited so long for? I see great power in you, yet I also sense no magic… what an odd clash of values. It seems your stamina acts as your mana source… curiouser and curiouser… Well, mother waited long enough for you, and spent plenty of nights crying as she missed you… if you make her cry because you did something wrong, we will have a problem.”

I then use observe and see their stats, while they are max level, are WAAAY Weaker than me, they still fight as a cohesive unit, and judging from the way that some of them can fuse together, I assume them all fusing would be possible… at that point I pity anyone who crosses them. However, this is all mute, as I would never hurt Lily.

“Heh, you make it sound like I’d ever try that, even without a threat like you.” I then looked to Lily “Hey, could I borrow, like, half of your golems? I have an idea.”

"Sure just don't destroy them... Even if I don't think you can…" Lily said waving them off.

I wave to Pinkie, Growther and Golden oak, who walk over to me, and I message the DM

[Hey, can I make gates from one ID to another?]

[DM-reply:Sure, I’ll allow that.]

I nod and hold out my hand before a door appeared in mid air. “Every Golem through, we have mining to do.”

All the golems eventually made their way through, at which point Pinkie, Goldy and myself all made our way through, to which we found ourselves in the outside of a mine surrounded by forest. “Nice digs, will definitely help with what I have planned.” One of the Golems looked to me curiously. “And what, exactly, is this plan?”

I smiled proudly. “You will gather materials for crafting, after which I will make a portal connecting this dungeon to the workshops, and then leave half of you there to start Research and Development.”

One Golem raised his hand. “Would Mother not be better suited to research and development?”

I pointed to him. “For a single unit, yes, but do not underestimate what some 200 odd minds can accomplish! Not to mention, Lily was exhausted after modifying you all, so it would be unfair to heap another job onto her, with most of her mp pool depleted at the moment. Besides, she focuses on magical R&D, we will be focusing on every field of research, you golems will focus on the physical, what with your high durability, and meanwhile, Growther and his future siblings will be in charge of magical R&D, unless Lily wants to take over at some point”

The golems nodded in agreement before Growther raises a branchy hand. “What magic would you like me to work on first? I am eager to be of service.”

I smile “We need to make the other tools and materials for bjornish magic, namely warchanters gear, bone charms, and druidic staves.”

Pinkie looked to me confusedly. “Wait wait wait, hold up, are you telling me bone charms are common use for Bjorn? I thought those were dark magic? I know Lily moon studied that stuff, but only to be able to reverse curses and stuff, and the only reason she was safe was her magical immunity.”

I smirked. “Well, here is the difference between dark magic bone charms, and bjornish bone charms, Dark magic ones are from unwilling donors.” At this they looked confused, so I decided to elaborate.

“Let’s say you raise a wolf from a puppy, and you make a pact with the wolf in question that, in exchange for a happy, safe life, you get it’s bones after it dies of natural causes to use as a shamanic tool, if they say yes, and you use them to make Bjornish bone charms, you can call upon that wolves spirit to help you in battle.”

At this Golden oak looked amazed. “Wow, bjornish magic is so diverse!”

I smirked and continued. “Hell, the strongest of Bjornish magic tools is an auftrium plated bjornish staff with bone charms made from an entire wolf pack inlaid in it, that staff is actually a belonging of my clan… I wonder how they are doing…”

A golem nodded. “Yes, mother told us of thy clan, many of us were dispatched before our great wakening to defend them. They were also a special squad designed for evolution. The making of each one knocked her out for a stretch of 24-hours. Second mother stopped her at the 25th of the squad. They are the second greatest of our kind.”

I raised a brow and looked to them. “Who is the first?”

They point to the doorway. “Goliath the great, the inspiration of our ilk, and only joint child of Discord, Lily Moon, The current bjorn High king, and Celestia. Their magic’s were drained for a week.”

I paused. “Wait, isn’t Celly needed to raise the sun?”

A golem nods. “Yes, but with time dilation and the golem inheriting magic of all four types; Order, Chaos, Harmony, and Power. All four of them spent the entirety of the week in his care, as he tended to their jobs in secret.”

I nod slowly before messaging Lily.

[How much drain would have to be put on you to knock you out for a day?]

I wait a moment before Lily responds. [Enough to make your soul go dormant, why?]

I pinched my nose and growled in frustration. [I just heard about your first golem, Goliath. Specifically how he was made.]

She was silent for a while. [Sooooooo...any other topics of importance? Like how your going to be a father of at least three?]

I sigh and sit on a rock as a golem passes me a note, denoting what their scans found in the mine. [We need to talk about this at some time, but for now, what materials are in Goliath? Just stone and basic metal?]

She was silent for a while. [Well… he eats anything that can improve him, so long as it's not sentient… and snakes don’t count for some reason… cause he ate a basilisk from Harry Potter. And I don’t mean he absorbed it, he downed the damn thing like some would a noodle!]

I grunt. [Well, there’s dormant Auftrium and Zmatocite here, as well as Arboreum and Nyxite.. Damn, whoever supplied this mine with ore had deep ties with the bjornish gods…]

Lily seemed to be thinking. [So… how safe would it be to imbue goliath with all this stuff?]

I think a moment. [He can evolve and regenerate infinitely yeah? So here’s my question… do we really want to make a god tier kaiju sized golem?]

Lily’s response was immediate. [Goliath has been wanting to fight Godzilla, so yeah. Just give him a small lump of it, he can take care of the rest.]

I sighed and looked to the mine. [Link him up to my sentient jewel, and we have a deal.]

Lily then walks through the portal and looks to me. “Where is the jewel?”

I nod slowly. “So, you know Auftrium is Living metal imbued with order magic right? And the other metals of the mine so far are chaos, life and death, yeah? Hell, I can call all these metals alive to some extent…”

Lily nods as she grabs a chunk of each metal, and I hand her the gem from my inventory, it looking like crystalized fire in a square shape. “C’mon Goliath, momma’s got upgrades to do!”

As she walks away, laughing like a mad scientist, Cely teleports right next to me somehow. “Sooo… you didn’t just give her stuff to experiment with, did you?”

I shrugged nonchalantly as Lily is blasted through the portal and into my chest before falling into the dirt before teleporting away, still laughing. “It makes her happy, and so long as Arboreum is near, she will be fine. Stuff can heal you faster than anything.”

Celestia looks to me blankly. “You are aware her last experiment resulted in the Tatzlwyrm species, yes? Before that, it was parasprites, and before that, it was poison joke!”

I shrugged again. “I am really not seeing a problem here. I mean, without those examples, your student would be screwed in the main timeline, so she actually did good with those.”

Celestia paused before looking to me. “You know too? TELL ME ABOUT LUNA! Lily won’t tell me anything! She says future knowledge is bad, but still, I need to know if my sister gets better!”

I frown sadly. “Let’s just say, the trials are not over yet.”

Just then, Lily pops in and hands me the jewel, her hair frazzled. “Are you sure this isn’t just a rock? I feel nothing from it!”

I grab it in my hand, and suddenly hear a voice.

“Finally! You didn’t have to hand me to your mate, you know! Her magic may have very well been chaos magic, with how unpredictable it was! I mean, seriously, if I wasn't made indestructible, I might very well have chipped!”

Lily sags as she hears the voice. “HOW?! I did everything I could think of to wake you up! Hell,I practically put you inside Goliaths soul!”

Celestia paled. “Y-you did what?”

Lily looked to Celly and frowned suddenly. “Wait, how’d you get here? You aren’t stopping me from experimenting, I already finished, so HA!”

Celly smirked. “You forgot, I can use that special piece of loot I got to teleport to a party member?”

Lily huffed. “Stupid RnG dungeons… giving everyone else the good loot…”

I looked to Golden Oak and Pinkie, who were staring wide eyed at Celly and Lily. Celestia was quick to notice Pinkie, and began inspecting her. “So, why is it that you want to join Lily and my herd?”

Pinkie smiled warmly. “Oh, I see your smiles in the news all the time, princesses, I can see the fact that you two are hurting behind those fake grins, and I want to help make it so that you can grin for real!” She looked to em and blushed. “P-plus, I may have read some… certain books on Bjorn… I’ve always had a thing for strong men, and can you see those muscles under Arvy’s fur? Whoo mama!”

I then feel Lily grab my sack and I look to her quickly as the Golems quickly get to work and made themselves scarce. “Hon! Not in front of the children!”

"But Bae! I wanna be unable to walk~ Ravage me~?” Lily says with a seductive grin.

I look to The other mares present, Golden Oak excluded, who was blushing madly and hiding behind her notebook she brought with her. Celestia was looking at Lily blankly, and Pinkie was also giving me bedroom eyes. “Pinkie, you wanna go at Lily?”

Pinkie nods excitedly. “Sure thing, arvy-oh! Aunty Pinkie is going to teach you some new tricks!~”

Celestia whistles innocently before her horn glows and a bulge grows in Pinkie’s Jeans as her T-shirt grew tighter, her tits, ass, and package growing quite full. I then patted her shoulder, discreetly giving her a stamina boost. “Have fun~”

Lily’s eyes go wide as Pinkie glomps her, kissing her sloppily and sexily before undressing them both and carrying her away.

I look to Celestia and smile. “So, wanna play some checkers?”

Celestia smiles as well. “After you helped me teach my sister a lesson in PDA’s? Whatever you’d like.”

I nod and create a rudimentary checkers board and get some stones before I burn some black, so that there were dark and light pieces.

Celestia, obviously, picks the light ones. I calmly set up the board and we start to play. “So, Celly, may I ask about Discord? Is he...around?”

Celly smiled sadly. “No, Discord had to be sealed in stone while he recovers from the most severe case of nonlethal mana exhaustion in our world's history. Happens when you have to destroy Grogars armies. Twelve master dracoliches and a hundred of their drudges, from various tribes… plus, he sealed Grogar himself, so...we owe him a great deal.”

I nod, surprised by the change in history only slightly, as Discord HAD always been a fave of Lily’s. “Any way I can help?”

Celestia shakes her head quickly. “No, Bjornish magic is steeped in Order and Life energy. The Order part of your magic would only harm him… Although Lily has been trying to help him when not busy with other matters. She also would spend many a day talking to his statue, insisting that he could hear us.”

I grin happily. “I wonder if an Arboreum-Zmatocite alloy could help him? I mean, it is metal imbued with life and chaos… so…”

Celly smirked. “I’d like to try…”

I then smirk as well. “King me.”

Celestia looks to the board in shock, seeing that I had all but won the match. “How?”

I grin. “While I am not exactly a warlord, strategy is one of my strong suits.”

Celestia then challenges me to chess, and I get my ass whooped. Like, it barely took ten minutes. I couldn’t even take a pawn. I shrug. “Good game. Whaddya wanna play now?”

Unknown to the both of us, the golems had just finished setting up a game room, one of the games inside being mareio cart/party, and another being… holy fuck yes. Maresona arena ultimax! A fighting game with my favorite series ponified? Yes please. Also fuck pony pun laws.

I walk over to the machine and turn it on, Celestia looking at me curiously. “This game looks unfamiliar…” I explain the series to her, and the story of each game, Celestia crying for Minato Arisato, and cursing the enemies of the series. I immediately pick my favorite character to play as, Kanji, and she picks… oh god she picked Elizabeth this is going to be so unfair on so many levels...

2 Hours, 47 minutes later

Wow… she might be good at strategy… but damn does she SUCK at videogames…but, I must admit, she was a great sport, laughing and having fun the whole time as I smacked her characters around with Kanji’s chair. “So, wanna arm wrestle?”

Before I could get a reply, the front door opened to show Pinkie holding a nigh comatose Lily, her clothes, reduced to ribbons and the magic that made them, were seemingly… distracted.

Pinkie, for her part, was ignoring that Lily’s dress was for some reason trying to grope her bosom and ass, as if trying to get her to resume. Pinkie was also, for the record, blushing from the pleasure as her breasts were squeezed. I looked to her. “So, you run outta steam, or the enchantment that made you a futa run out?”

Celestia looked to Pinkie curiously. “How are you not exhausted? Only Bjorn should have that kind of stamina.”

I smirked and raised my hand, letting an ethereal green and blue mist waft from my palm. “I may have boosted her stamina. For the next thirteen minutes she will be able to rut non stop.”

Celestia frowned. “Your stamina spell lasts three hours?”

I nod with a slight blush adorning my cheeks. “It is incredibly difficult to make a Bjorn orgasm, so… certain spells had to be developed for multiracial couples.”

Celestia seemed perturbed by something. “Your magic outlasted mine, yet it doesn’t even use magical energy of the normal kind as fuel… instead it used your own stamina as fuel… how strong ARE you?”

I smiled. “We’ll have to see, won’t we?”

Pinkie smirked after setting down Lily and looked to Celestia. “As far as I can tell with my...abilities, he is as strong physically as Lily is mentally.”

"Oh yeah I forgot you had trained her…still weird that you did that you didn't do that in the main timeline." Lily said as she slowly got up to her feet her legs shaking and bow-legged.

I look to Celly, then pinkie, then back to Celly. “So all that crazy shit you can see her do is truly a special manifestation of her magic?”

Celly nods. “Indeed, Discord had a tryst with a pony about forty years before he was stuck in stone, Pinkie here is a descendent of that same couplings result.”

Lily shivered a little as she thought about that "Just the idea of discord coupling send shivers down my spine."

Pinkie shrugs. “Hey, my great times however many times grandfather is a pretty okay guy, so I don’t need to be ashamed.”

Lily sighed and nodded begrudgingly " Shame or no shame, he got a male llama pregnant pinkie… I don’t even want to get into the chaos magic involved, but it resulted in a pony mare that was eerily sexy. So I have banned that magic, mostly because there are not that many stallions around because of it, hell, there hasn't been a male born of his line ever.Plus your chaos powers are second to none by pony levels, not to mention, you are not Batshit nuts and or a complete psychopath." Lily said.

Pinkie nodded “Kinda like my birth mom, yeah? I… I heard about her from my parents when I was six...”

I patted her shoulder comfortingly as Celly nodded. “Indeed, the madness comes at the same age in every pony, for some reason. Third tuesday of the second month of their 21st year.”

Pinkie blanched. “B-but, that’s two days ago, for me! Am I-”

Celly shook her head firmly. “No, You have passed all risk of madness, all that has happened, is that your powers have developed even further. I am certain that my training you, with help from Discords texts on himself that he had written, saved you from the madness.”

I then looked to Lily and frowned. “And what’s so bad about Discord getting busy with a guy? I mean...why make such a big deal about it?”

Lily then raised a brow. “Hey I wasn't ever against gay couples hell we were in a gay couple before being displaced so I’d have no right to be against it, that's why I created the futa spell, to let mare couples have good old penetrative, non oral sex.”

Celly then took over. “She had found out about 5 years later that the use of any spell that changed a ponies gender upset the harmony magic inside them and that's why when they had sex and conceived it would forcibly try to correct what it saw as wrong, resulting in either infertile or sterile children, stillborns, or gender dominance in a gene pool. This made it so that the Futa spell was changed to be sterile, and the male pregnancy spell was banned, albeit a bit late, there are still about 7 mares to every 3 stallions in a group of ten.”

"Yeah I remember how it came to our attention those two nobles kept trying for a male to continue their Noble line." Lily said as she looked up and had a thousand yard stare before continuing with "Then I started doing tests on others of same-sex marriages and found out the extent of what the spell was doing…after all sombra was one of them... He came from a pregnant father and futa mother, if I remember correctly they wanted to try something kinky."

Celestia nodded. “If I recall as well, Sombra had to be cut out of his father as well, similar to a cesarean birth, but with his anus.”

"We didn't really have to push for the Crystal empire to get rid of the spell as after that they all burned the books on it." Lily continued as she had teleported herself onto my head.

I then quickly spin in place before abruptly pointing at Pinkie, then sliding clockwise until I faced Celestia. “Sun buns! Tell Lily of your defeat at the hands of the glorious ARVIR!”

"Let me guess it was video games…"Lily said and I could hear the smirk in her voice has Celestia kept a stoic face.

“She couldn’t even beat me at prance prance revolution! AND I SUCK AT DANCING!”

"Of course you did, you ever wonder where twilight learned to dance? I tried to stem that but you know Celestia is her teacher not me."Lily said as I could practically hear the troll face appearing on her.

I then saw Celestia’s horn glow, and a large futa dick appear in her groin area and it was bigger than what pinky had. “Prepare thy anus, knave.”

I pale, what with the dick being twice the size of Pinkies. “Nnnnnnnnopenopenopenopenope!” I ran like hell, no, the end of days itself was on my heels.

"Bae we need to make a sacrifice she won't stop until we do!" Lily said from the top of my head as I felt her hanging onto my fur with all her might

I grab a metal slime from the portal and throw it at her, before I rip Lily off of my head pulling some fur out in the process. “You are the weakest link, goodbye.”

"You mother-!" Lily yelled out as she weekly struggled in my grip.

I open a portal out of my ID, toss her through and salute her as I am caught by Celestia. “Teeeelll myyyy stoooorrrrryyyyyy!!!!!!”