Logs of a Mad Trader

Hello Wasteland!
Are you tired of the dull and dangerous hunt for little to no valuable items and scrap when scavenging?

Well you are in luck! Coming or already near you is the one the only Maaaaaaaad Moonies Junk Emporium!
Great deals for little to nothing items!

Cans? We'll buy em!
Broken robot parts? We'll buy them!
Children? Hell no you sick fuck, only thing your getting is a pipe to your head now just die!

Not only do we buy junk and scrap but we even sell them along with some great items you will surly want!
Guns? Chems? Ammo? Junk? Death Robots? You god damn right we have em and sure tooting will sell em for the best and only price you will ever dream of!

For you see waste landers Here at MMJE We sell everything and anything for the low low price of Five or Ten Caps!

You read/heard right you dirty little scum dwellers five or ten caps and you can buy any and everything at the Junk Emporium. So why the Fuck are you still scaving in a shitty death hole when you can be getting the easy life with great sales?! Get a move on you fucking moron!

We accept any and all, Ponies, Zebras, Dragons, Sentient Machines, Slavers (No kids), Raiders (Behave yourselves you degenerates), Hell Hounds, Alicorns, Cannibals, Stable Dwellers, Enclave

We dont give a shit so long as you bring in the bi- caps.... FUCK! Fucking fuckitty fuckin sales pitch fucking how did you fuck that one up you stupid celestia damned moronic dimwit cockatrice mother- IS THIS THING STILL RECORDIN askdvjbadsjvhbajsdhvhdscjhdsahj AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE RECORDER DIE BY RIPPER AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Dont mind that folks! Yes we serve all who comes through our doors, broken walls, sewer tunnels or even abandoned ships (Depending where your local Emporium may be located) Now then hurry on down or up and we will see you soon!

Stupid fucking speech to textin ass recorder glad I fucking ripped your dumb ass power core out and shoved it in a. . . . . . . . . ARE WE STILL RECORDING MOTHER FU-

Note: Theft, Murder and Child abuse is not allowed at the Emporium, any and all transgressions on the trading grounds will be subjected to brutal and profitable death for the enjoyment to our other customers, you have been warned :D