A Double 'fffff for the Fuff

by AndwhatIseeisme

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Petunia Petals, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Kerfuffle, Mayor Sunny Skies
Length: 4265

Kerfuffle get invited by Petunia Petals and Sunny Skies to join them in bed.

Kerfuffle has a bit of a problem. She hasn't had an orgasm since the Rainbow Festival. Fortunately for her, Petunia Petals and Mayor Sunny Skies are always happy to help out their friends. They invite Kerfuffle to join them for dinner and a lay, and together they help the poor pegasus relive her tension.

Warning: M/F/F threesome, cum swapping, poor attempts at transcribing a Midwestern accent, Kerfuffle being lewded.

Contest entry for Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest.

Published 2020-01-22 23:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-22 23:50:01 UTC

Stack My Pancakes

"Thanks so much for dinner, Mayor Skies," Kerfuffle said, smiling at the two newlyweds as she finished up her meal, "and you too Petunia".

"Oh, it's our pleasure having ya over Kerfuffle," Petunia Petals responded warmly.

"Please though, just Sunny is fine for tonight," the mayor added, "after all, no sense trying to maintain formalities considering what we're gonna be doing later, don'tcha know?" He offered Kerfuffle a friendly wink as he spoke.

"Oh, sure Sunny," Kerfuffle responded, blushing slightly, "I'm just so grateful for the two of you helping me out".

Honestly Kerfuffle had felt a bit anxious throughout her meal. She had known Sunny forever, and Petunia was one of her closest friends. The thought that she'd soon be bent over their bed getting rutted by the husband and wife duo had her dripping through the whole meal. She couldn't deny that she was super thankful toward her friend and her mayor for offering to help with Kerfuffle's problem. The truth was, she hadn't been able to get off since Rarity had left after the Rainbow Festival, and the lack of relief was really starting to get to her. Kerfuffle had always been used to just going out and grabbing whatever mare or stallion was available for a quick screw, but after how wonderfully generous her idol Rarity had been that night, Kerfuffle just couldn't seem to get wet thinking of anypony else but her. It had been driving the poor tailor crazy; craving a nice, proper fuck as much as the next mare, but unable to find a partner who got her jimmies in a whirl enough to relive herself with. She reflected back on the day Petunia offered her a solution.

Kerfuffle had been committed to suffering in silence, not wanting to be a bother to anypony else. Fortunately, Petunia was able to read her friend like a book. When she had noticed how pent up the poor pegasus seemed, she immediately asked what was wrong. Kerfuffle confessed her problem to the other mare.

"Hoofda, that is a conundrum dear," Petunia expressed, eyes filled with pity for her friend. "Why, the Rainbow Festival was moons ago! You mean to tell me no pony's crested your valley since?"

"Unfortunately it's true. I mean, I've gotten offers for sure, even sucked a few dicks and eaten out a mare or two," Kerfuffle explained. "It's just that as soon as it's time to mount up, I can't even seem to turn the water on. No pony seems to be able to get my juices flowing anymore, and it's driving me up a wall, Petunia".

"Ope, you poor thing, that must be simply awful for you!," Petunia had said, "but I think I might have a solution to you problem".

"Really?" Kerfuffle asked.

"You betcha!" Petunia said enthusiastically. "I know how long you've been wanting to get underneath my tail. Well, what if I offered to let you join me and Sunny for a little three way action?"

"Whoo hehehe wohe!" Kerfuffle laughed, doing a little jig at her friend's offer, "You really mean it Petunia? Yer not just pulling my hoof? I mean, you've been turning down my offers to go muff diving on ya since we were fillies, and Sunny hasn't ever had eyes for any mare but you. Would it really be alright for me to join the two of you?"

"Sure as butter goes on toast," Petunia replied. "I may not take much fancy toward mares, but I can't turn a blind eye to a friend. And as soon as the mayor hears one of his ponies needs fucked, I'm sure he'll be as happy as a clam to help.

"Oh, thank you Petunia! Thank you so much," Kerfuffle hugged her friend. "You don't know how much this means to me".

"Now don't ya go worrying your sweet feathers off, Kerfuffle," Petunia said as she patted her friend's head with a hoof, "just come about tomorrow night around sundown. Sunny and I will get you a nice meal, then I promise we'll rut ya as much as ya want. But look at us just standing here talking, I've got preparations to make, dontcha know?"

As Petunia trotted away, giving her friend a sexy shake of her ass as she did so, Kerfuffle was blown away by her friend's generous offer. For the first time in forever, she felt herself dripping slowly down her thigh.

Kerfuffle collected her thoughts and came back to the present as Mayor Skies cleared the table and carried the plates over to the sink. As she rose to go help him with the dishes, she felt a light tug on her tail. She gave a little yelp of surprise as she turned to see Petunia's warm smile.

"Now you just let Sunny worry 'bout cleaning those there plates," Petunia said, as she walked toward the mare, rubbing whole body alongside her friend's, "Why don't ya follow me into the bedroom and we'll get ourselves ready for him?" Petunia's tail brushed lightly against Kerfuffle's face, and then she was trotting to her and Sunny's bedroom. Kerfuffle followed her, enjoying the view as she went.

Petunia was already laying on her side in bed when Kerfuffle entered the room, face leaning on her hoof and her half-lidded eyes staring seductively at the other mare.

"Well dear," Petunia began as her other hoof roamed down her body, Kerfuffle's eyes following it toward the promised land, "I know how long you've been wantin' to get a taste o' me, so why dontcha get that cute butt over here and enjoy dessert?"

With that, Petunia rolled onto her back and spread her legs wide for Kerfuffle. Kerfuffle gave a few quick flaps and landed between them, giddy as a filly at festival to dig into the offered feast. It was true, Kerfuffle had wanted a taste of her friend for as long as she could remember. Unfortunately Petunia had always been one of those rare mares who didn't really enjoy playing for the home team, preferring to be rutted solely by stallions all her life. Now that she was finally offering Kerfuffle a chance to slurp up that delicious nectar dripping between her legs, Kerfuffle didn't want to waste any time, fearing that she would wake up any minute now. If this all turned out to be just another wet dream, Kerfuffle was going to mail an angry letter to Princess Luna herself about being a tease.

Kerfuffle took her first sensuous lick along Petunia's slit, running her tongue slowly from bottom to top and savoring the taste of her friend. Petunia gave a shy squeak as she did so, causing Kerfuffle to glance up at her friend's blushing face.

"You doing alright there, Petunia?" Kerfuffle asked, hoping her friend wasn't having second thoughts. Especially now that she had gotten a sample of how lovely she tasted.

"Yep, no worries up here," Petunia said, trying to hide how nervous she felt about being with another mare. "You just keep doing more of what yer doin' down there and don'tcha worry none about me".

"Alright," Kerfuffle responded, before dipping her head down for another taste. If this was going to be her only time with Petunia, she was determined to give her a good time. Kerfuffle began to tease her tongue along the outside of the mare's lips, circling her way slowly around. She rubbed her hooves up and down Petunia's inner thighs as she went along, gently caressing them as her tongue worked. Petunia moaned softly at the feeling of her friend teasing her. Finally, Kerfuffle took another lap between her lips, ending with a quick flick of her tongue across Petunia's clit. Petunia emitted a sharp gasp and arched her back in response, and suddenly Kerfuffle was off to the races.

She buried her snout in her friends crotch, taking the time to deeply inhale her friend's scent before getting to work with her mouth. She drove her tongue as deeply as she could, trying to taste every inch of Petunia's insides as the did. She twisted her tongue around in her friend, trying to get it deeper and deeper as she ran it along Petunia's inner walls. Petunia was calling out her name and begging her to keep going, providing Kerfuffle all the motivation she needed. She began to run the tips of her wings along the mares outer lips as she feasted on her, occasionally giving the lightest of feather touches to the mare's button. She licked and slurped noisily as she worked, her butt raised high in the air and swishing merrily back and forth as she ate Petunia out. Such was the sight Mayor Sunny Skies walked into as he had finished the dishes and entered the room.

He decided not to disturb the two beautiful mares as they made love on his bed. Instead he quietly positioned himself where he could get the best view of Kerfuffle's cute ass and his wife's amazing face, and began to stroke his growing erection as he took in the sights and sounds of the two friends. Petunia smiled at her husband when she noticed him, delighted he was enjoying the sight of her writhing under the work of another mare.

Kerfuffle decided to step things up a notch, moving her mouth up to work on Petunia's clit as she worked her wing tips inside of her. Petunia couldn't believe how good the pegasus's feathers felt tickling her insides. The wings pushed themselves in further, and Kerfuffle began to use her hooves to play around Petunia's ass, running them along her cheeks and occasionally teasing her little brown star. Finally, Petunia couldn't take it any more, squirting herself all over her friend's face as the pegasus tried to catch as much of her sweet nectar in her mouth as possible.

Kerfuffle raised her head to look her friend in the eyes, face dripping with the mare's juices and wingtips still playing around inside of her. She held her friend's gaze as Kerfuffle's tongue licked her lips with a bright smile, letting Petunia see how much she enjoyed her taste.

"So, how'd I do?" Kerfuffle asked, hoping Petunia had enjoyed that as much as she had seemed to.

"That was amazing Kerfuffle. I almost regret not giving into you all those times when we were young," Petunia said, still panting as she came down from her climax, "Now, what say you let me repay the favor?" she asked as she licked her lips.

"Well, I mean, if you're still sure. I mean, I know this was you're idea and all but I don't want you to feel like you have to," Kerfuffle said to her friend. Honestly, if she were to die right now, having finally gotten a chance to taste Petunia's wonderful flower and hear her scream out Kerfuffle's name in ecstasy, she would die a happy mare.

"Now you box up those thoughts and bury them out back where they belong, young lady," Petunia lightly scolded her friend with mock indignity, "Do you really think I'd let ya go and make me feel like that, and not return the favor? Just what kind of mare do you think I am?"

"The best mare a girl could know!" Kerfuffle beamed, before springing up and tossing herself onto her friend. She entered a long awaited kiss with her friend, pushing her tongue into the other mare's mouth and exploring it as much as she could. Petunia's eyes bulged in surprise for a moment, taken off guard by her friends wet kiss. Then she returned the kiss with equal passion, tasting herself in Kerfuffle's mouth as their tongues wrestle each other for a time. At last, the two mares broke apart, breathing heavily against one another. Petunia was the first to break the silence.

"Well dear, if I'm going to be doing this, then there's one thing I'd ask in return," she said.

"Anything you want," Kerfuffle replied.

"Well, Sunny over there has been very patient with us, but I'm sure he'd enjoy having that cute mouth of yours wrapped around him as I work," Petunia said, smiling over Kerfuffle's shoulder to look at her husband.

Kerfuffle turned around, noticing the stallion for the first time since he entered. The mayor was sitting on the floor behind her, giving him a perfect view of everything she and his wife had to offer. She noticed something else too, mouth beginning to water as she saw the mayor's erect cock pointing right at her. She shot the mayor a seductive look as she began to approach him.

"Have you been enjoying the show, mister mayor?" Kerfuffle asked as she sashayed between the mayors legs, nuzzling her nose against his sack, smearing his balls with his wife's juices in the process.

"Oh, you betcha Kerfuffle," Sunny replied, feeling the mare take his nuts in her mouth and start cleaning them with her tongue, "You girls put on quite a show".

"Well, I think it's time for me to thank ya for sharing your lovely wife with me," Kerfuffle said once she had given his balls a proper spit shine. "You just remember this tonight, mister mayor; as long as you're willing to share Petunia, you can do whatever you want with me," her tongue ran up his shaft. "Anything".

With that, she took Sunny's cock into her mouth. She began to hum as she bobbed up and down his shaft. Her tongue drew lazy circles up and down his dick as she took in his flavor. He couldn't compare to the heavenly ambrosia offered by his wife, but Kerfuffle still enjoyed the strong taste of stallion in her mouth.

Speaking of his wife, Petunia made her way behind the mare sucking off her husband, giving herself an unobstructed view of her friend's rump. She took a deep breath and girded herself, then moved her mouth to Kerfuffle's nether region and got her first taste of pussy. It wasn't as bad as Petunia thought it might be, a little more watery and less salty than a stallion's semen, but also with a hint of flavor all its own. Petunia began to happily lick away at her friend, pleased that tonight was turning out so well.

Kerfuffle moaned around the cock in her mouth as Petunia started to eat her. It was very obvious that this was the first time the mare had ever eaten pussy before, but it was the thought the mattered. It meant a lot to Kerfuffle that Petunia was willing to do this for her. A pair of hooves grabbing the sides of her head refocused her, and she moved her eyes up to Sunny's face, mouth still sucking away.

"I sure do appreciate all yer doin' down there Kerfuffle, but I think Petunia might be distracting ya a bit," Sunny Skies said to the mare working his member. "If ya don't mind, I think I'll be takin' control of ya from here on out".

With that he drove Kerfuffle's face down his cock, her nose bumping his abdomen as his cock hit the back of her throat. She struggled not to choke at the sudden throat fucking, as the mayor began to force her mouth up and down on him.

"Ope, I forgot to mention," Petunia drew her mouth away from her friends pussy, a thin line of moisture still connecting the two, "Sunny tends to be a bit rough in the bedroom. Hope that's okay". That said, she returned to her meal.

Kerfuffle was struggling to find time to breathe as Sunny's cock was driven into her. Tears were running down her cheeks, mixing with snot and saliva to make her face even more of a mess than it had already been. She had been with Stallions who liked it rough before, but the fact that the gentle Mayor Skies fucked like this took her by surprise. She tried to picture him riding Petunia like this every night, her friend's every hole being dominated by his thick cock, and the thought making her feel even hotter.

"Here it comes!" The mayor exclaimed, pushing Kerfuffle's head as far down as he could. Petunia stopped what she was doing and moved alongside her friend, her face next to Kerfuffle's. "Make sure ya save some for me, Sunny! Don't ya go pouring it all down her throat, ya hear?"

Sunny Skies exploded his cum into Kerfuffle, the first stream firing down the back of her throat. He quickly pulled the girl off his cock, spraying more of himself into her mouth and onto her face. He adjusted his aim to the left, where Petunia was waiting with eyes closed and mouth open wide. The last of his cum sprayed over his wife, trying to get as much as he could into her mouth, but still coating the rest of her pretty well.

Kerfluffle took a moment to catch her breath, then dove on top of Petunia and the two mares began to clean each other up. Their tongues ran all over each other's faces, gathering us much of Sunny's cum as they could in their mouths. Then they kissed again, sharing Sunny's load between them, rolling it around one another's mouth and savoring the salty taste if it as they made out. After they swallowed, they went right back to lapping away at each other, pausing occasionally to pass more of the mess between them.

Sunny watched the two make out over his cum, soon hardening back to full mast. He got between the mares' legs and slid his cock between them. The two mares didn't even pause their make-out session as they felt his cock slide between their stomachs. Sunny began to rock back and forth, his cock squished between the bodies of the two friends. Kerfluffle soon sat up, leaning back against Sunny and gave him a sloppy kiss. The base of Sunny's shaft glided in and out between the two mares' cunts, the head of his cock rubbing across his wife's stomach and making a mess of her fur. Kerfuffle ground her cunt on Sunny's cock and against Petunia's pussy as she moaned into the kiss. Sunny's hooves ran over her body, rubbing up and down the mare as he explored her. Sunny climaxed all over Petunia, his seed splashing over her whole body as she greedily rubbed it into her fur.

Sunny say back on his haunches, taking a moment to recover his energy. He stroked himself as he watched Kerfuffle lick his wife clean. He was discovering that a nice perk of having taking two mares at once, besides all the obvious ones, was that it got him out of clean up duty. Petunia usually made him clean her up top to bottom after their fuck sessions, and he wasn't really a huge fan of eating that much of his own cum. He should really convince her to let Kerfuffle join them more often.

The two mares finished with each other and went to work getting Sunny hard again. It didn't take him long to return to full mast as the two ran their mouths and hooves all over his cock and balls. Once he was erect, Kerfuffle turned around and presented herself to him, using her wings to spread her pussy open wide for him. She waggled that cute ass of hers in his face, giving him a pleading look as she did so. For all the fun she was having so far tonight, the poor girl still hadn't had an orgasm yet.

"Please Sunny, I need you to fuck me," she pleaded.

"Oh, well, it's hard to say no to that offer," walking up behind Kerfuffle and taking a deep whiff of her heat, "but I do believe that you said I could do whatever I want with your body tonight? And I'm afraid there's another hole that I'm more interested in, dontcha know?". He gave her asshole a little lick to emphasize what hole he was speaking of.

"Well, I guess that's okay," she said, a little dejected, "I mean, anal is better than nothing I suppose, but my pussy is so hot right now and I need something to put out that fire".

"Well, tough tomatoes, I'm afraid," Sunny said as he got ready to mount her, "that cute little butt is just asking for a rut".

He climbed on top of the presenting mare and rested his weight on her. Using his magic to line his cock up with her ass, he began to push himself in. Kerfuffle was tight, but not as tight as Petunia was back there and the mayor was able to slide in without meeting too much resistance. Once he was balls deep in the mare, he began to rock slowly back and forth, giving Kerfuffle a moment to adjust to his girth before he went too hard in her.

Kerfuffle moaned as she felt the mayor enter her. She might have preferred that he had fucked her pussy, but feeling a nice, hard stallion stretch her ass open was still delightful. Then Petunia was standing next to her, reaching under her to stroke Kerfuffle's twat as Sunny maintained a slow, teasing rhythm. Petunia smiled at her friend, before leaning into her ear.

"Dontcha worry there, Kerfuffle," Petunia whispered into her friends ear between gentle nibbles, "I wouldn't leave ya hanging out to dry like that".

With that, Petunia crawled underneath her friend, positioning herself so that Kerfuffle's pussy was right over her face, dripping its nectar down onto her. Petunia's pussy was in perfect position for Kerfuffle to enjoy another taste of that sweet ambrosia. The two girls attacked each other's cunts in unison, licking and slurping away at each other like hungry animals.

Sunny began to pick up his pace, ramming himself in and out of Kerfuffle. He was enjoying the novel sensation of his balls slapping against Petunia's forehead as she ate out the mare he was fucking. The mayor leaned over Kerfuffle and began nipping and biting her neck and haunches as he fucked her, wanting to mark her for the rest of the town to see. He bucked his hips as hard as he could, making the girl scream into his wife's pussy as he rutted her. Sunny had to give the tailor credit, she could take it like a champ. Petunia never let him go this hard during anal. He wanted to make the most out of Kerfuffle's cute little tush while he had it.

Kerfuffle was having the time of her life. Sunny was riding her ass for all he was worth, Petunia was licking away at her snatch, and Kerfuffle had her face buried between the one pair of legs she had always assumed would be forever out of reach. This was the most wonderful night of her life, even better than the night of the Rainbow Festival with Rarity. And as she felt Sunny finally release inside of her, Kerfuffle at last hit her peak. Her long awaited orgasm wracked her body, sending convulsions down her spine. She shouted out Sunny's name as she came all over his wife, soaking the mare once again. Kerfuffle's three good legs gave out beneath her and she collapsed on top of Petunia, unable to move. She dozed off.

When Kerfuffle's eyes reopened a few minutes later, it was to the wonderful sight of Sunny and Petunia making love in front of her. Sunny bucked in and out of his wife's pussy as Petunia moaned in pleasure. Kerfuffle enjoyed seeing the two lovebirds like this, finally joined together. The whole town had known for ages that the two ponies had a thing for each other, but it hadn't been until Rarity and her friends restored color to the town that the mayor had found the courage to make his move. It warmed Kerfuffle's heart to see them united like this now in love and passion. She wondered if she would ever find a special somepony like them.

Sunny came inside Petunia, triggering her own climax as she felt his seed flooding her womb. The two ponies broke apart and joined their friend on the bed. As Sunny, Petunia, and Kerfuffle cuddled up with one another, it was Sunny who finally found the courage to say what they were all thinking.

"Well ladies, I have to say that I'm pleased as punch that we got to do that together," he said. "But I think it would be an honest shame if we let this be a one time thing. So what d'ya say we do this again sometime?"

"That would be wonderful," Kerfuffle replied in delight, "you two can have me any time you like. I just love ya! I love ya both so much!

"What about you Petunia? Would you mind sharing our bed with Kerfuffle more often?"

"Oh course not, ya silly goose! She's welcome here whenever she wants," Petunia said, "Now both of ya get over here and kiss me goodnight. We can fuss about the details in the morning".

With that the three all shared one last kiss with one another, tongues swapping between mouths. Then the three ponies collapsed in a heap, snuggled warmly together, and drifted off to sleep.

Author's Note

Kerfuffle is the most adorable pony in the show. If Hasbro really wants G5 to succeed, it should just be nine straight seasons of Kerfuffle being adorable and doing adorable things.