The Spectacular Funnel-Web

by Wolf-Spider

Rating: mature
Tags: DJ P0N-3, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Kingdom Hearts, Anthro, Romance, Original Character, Dazzlings, Suicide / Self Harm, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover, Sex, Midnight Sparkle, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Gore, Violence
Length: 1847

Meet Ishimaru Masoto. He's been his own hero for 8 years in Japan. But now he and his childhood friend, Sayori, are being trasnferred to Canterlot High in America. Ishi and Sayori are gonna have to get use to a lot of things. Like, their inner demons

This takes place before Spiders and Magic Equestria Girls

Meet Ishimaru Masoto. He's been his own hero for 2 years in Japan. But now he and his childhood friend, Sayori, are being trasnferred to Canterlot High in America. Ishi and Sayori are gonna have to get use to a lot of things. Like, their own personal inner demons. Follow Ishi as he explores Canterlot City as he makes new friends like Sunset Shimmer,Fluttershy, another super-heroin named Doodle Bites, new enimies like the Dazzlings, Midnight Sparkle, Ansem....and will he turn back the darkness inside him? Let's find out.

Published 2020-02-12 03:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-23 21:14:56 UTC

The road to Canterlot High

Tokyo. One of the biggest cities all of Japan. The lights are beautiful, the technologies is more advanced, what's not to love about it? Well...the crime has grown pretty big over a few years ago. Then a mysterious man in a silly costume managed to put all of the criminals in their place. But that's another story all-together. Let's get to the main story.

The Sun rises on a beautiful neighorhood and it shines on a mere teenager with black hair and brown eyes. His phone rings and wakes him up.

"All units, we got visual on the prowler. heading towards 39th street with a sack of cash" his phone tells him.

"Prowler?....Well shit" the boy said as he starts to get up.

He starts packing his things and even for some reason, starts putting on some equipment. Wrist bands, red lenses, electric gloves that allow him to stick to walls, and a red and black jumpsuit with a spider symbol on his chest.

He picks up his bass and puts it in his case. He opens up the window and grabs the his ticket that say "Canterlot City". He swings out the window on a string of web and if off to find the Prowler.

while he was swinging, he gets a phone call from a number labled "Sayori"..

"Ishimaru talking" he answered.

"Where are you? The we just got here. Your mother is worried sick, Ishi" Sayori said on the other line of the phone.

"Right. I'm on my way. Just got stuck in some traffic. How much longer do I got to make it to the flight" Ishimaru replied.

"A few hours".

"Then I'll be there. How's Issabelle and Istzuku doing"?

"They're alright. Although, Issabelle is a little pissed that you're not here yet".

Ishi sighs that says "That's Issabelle for you. Alright. I'm almost there. Just one more hour, sharp".

"Alright. Talk to you soon, mcmuffin"

Sayori giggles as she hangs up her phone.

Prowler was hiding in an alley, panting and exhausted. Suddenly, he hears a voice.

"Seariously? You only ran for a few miles, Noritaka Gushiken. Even for you, that's low".

"The name's Prowler, Funnel Web" Prowler shouted as he tried to hit him but Funnel Web dodged and Funnel Web webbed him up for the police.

"Sorry, buddy. But I'm going to America. I'm gonna miss you. But I heard a chick named Psylocke will be coming here so hey there's that. No beating up children! ok, shithead"? Funnel Web said

"Yeah, yeah whatever" Prowler replied as Funnel Web swinged off.

At the airport, Funnel Web swung towards the nearest phone booth and changes back into his original clothes. After that, he started running towards the airport with his ticket at hand and his bass on his backpack.

"ISHI" a lady shouted.

"MOM" Ishi shouted

Ishi and his mom hug each other as sayori and the gang come in to greet him.

"Yo, where have you been, dude"? Itzuku asked him.

"It's a long story. But we gotta hurry if we're gonna catch this flight"! Ishimaru replied.

"Canterlot City, here we come"! Issabelle shouted.

Once they make it to the plane, ishimaru was using a paper bag to breath and frankly, he was hyperventalating. His mother and Sayori were trying to calm him down during the flight while issabelle and itzuku where just chilling. Later on, it was night and everyone except for Sayori. She was looking out the window to see the full moon and smiles. She looks back at Ishi, smiles, sheds a single tear, wipes it, and rests her head on his shoulder.

The next morning, they make it to Canterlot City.

"It's so beautiful"! Issabelle said.

"You're telling me"! Itzuku replied.

"So, this is where you and dad met"? Ishi asked his mother.

"Yup. Your father was a completely different person all those years ago. I litterally had to get him out of trouble everytime. It was actually kinda funny. hehe.....I still miss those old days" Ishi's mother answered.

"Really? Like what"?

"Like the one time I had to sneak him into the school because he was working with on an old friend that costed him to be twenty five minutes late. I believe his friend's name was Rick...or Doc..or I forgot".

Ishimaru falls on his back like true anime fashion and says "Well, 'Great Scott' if I ever bumped into him".

Both of them laugh at the reference that Ishi just made.

Once they get off the plane

, Sayori finds Ishi and shouts "HEEEEEEEEEEEY"!!!

Sayori starts panting as she was carrying her guitar and backpack on her back.

"WOAH! Slow down and take a breather, Sayori. I know that you're part of the band but learn to carry as much as you can. I don't want you to hurt yourself." Ishi said.

"Oh, that's so sweet of you to say, Ishi".

"That and I don't want you to trip with a piece of toast in your mouth. That would actually be kinda funny".

"Eeeehhhhh?! Meanie"!

Sayori does that cute pouty face and ishi just sighs.

"let's just go find our apartments, please" Ishi said in annoyance.

"I'm starting to miss Natsuki's cupcakes already" Sayori said with a sad look on her face.

"I miss reading with Yuri. She was a nice chick-OW" Ishi replied before his mother smacked him across the head.

"What did we talk about calling women 'chicks', young man"! His mother said in a serious tone.

"Right...sorry, mom".

"It's ok. Just don't say it again".

"anyway, let's find our apartments".

Five hours later, they start unpacking their things and Ishimaru starts hiding his suit in his closet when suddenly....

"Hey Ishi" Sayori said behind him.

Ishimaru quickly closes the closet and turns around and asks "Yeah, buddy"?

"Uuhh....I was gonna ask if you're exciting as the rest of the guys of our first year at Canterlot High"?

"Oh yeah. Definitly! It's probably gonna be better than the shit we went through back in Japan".

"Ishi! Language"!

Ishi starts to laugh as they unpack their things. While unkown to them, a man was sitting on top of their roof, looking at the sky and he says "This world....is just to small"

To be continued.........

First day of school

The sun shines and it's a brand new day. Ishi wakes up to the the sun shining and he looks at his. It read 6:50. He lays back down on his bed. Five seconds later, his eyes widen as he looks back his clock again.

"OH FUUUUCK! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL"! Ishi said as he jumps out of bed and instanly gets dressed.

He rushes downstairs, stuffs a piece of toast in his mouth and rushes out the door. He finds the nearest alley and changes into his spider suit.

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! oh fuck! Swinging! Swinging! Swinging" Ishi kept saying as he was swinging through Canterlot City.

Soon, Ishi finds himself at Canterlot High and right on time, panting out of exhaustion. He finds a spot and changes into his school clothes and heads inside. In front of him was his friends Sayori, Itzuku, Lance, and Issabelle. There were also three punk dressed girls, a person in a suit on his phone , a red haird kid in a black and red shirt,, A girl with green eyes and a black dress, a girl with a orange like hair and a lightning bolt on her shirt, A goth girl with a bug-like dress, and a girl with green messed up looking hair that as just as long as sindel's hair from Mortal Kombat. There was also a man sitting next to a corner, a little shy but Ishi gives him a smile.

"Huh....I guess me and my friends are not the only new students here" Ishi said and chuckled.

"Don't get too comfortable, dude" the girl with the orange hair with the lightning bolt on her chest said. I can already tell that me and my girls are gonna be the best band around here.

Issabelle looks at the man on his phone and blushes.

Suddenly, a girl with bacon hair shows up and gives a warm smile.

"Hi. Are you the new students I'm supposed to show around" the bacon haird girl said.

"We are" one of the students answered.

"So. May I ask your names"?

"Ishimaru Masoto".

"Sayori Aimoto".

"Issabelle Parker"

"Chad Franco"

"Itzuku Haruko"

"Adagio Dazzle"

"Aira Blaze"

"Sonata Dusk".

"Chrysalis Davora"

"Lightning Dust"

"Twivine Isley"

"J-Jack Valeska".

"Richard Osborne".

As soon as Ishi said that, he flinches for a second and asks "Wait...Richard Osborne? Are you related to Norman Osborn"?

"No. it's just a last name. Norman is a good man" Richard replied.

"Anyway, I'm Sunset Shimmer and Canterlot High is a great school. You're really gonna love it" the bacon haired lady said.

"Oh yes. We really sense there's something..."magical" about this place" Adagio siad.

Susnet starts showing the new students around the school. some of them students got a little excited at a few of them.

"that's the science lab, computer lab is in there" Sunset Shimmer said and that caused Ishi to smile widely

"This shit has almost all I need" He thought to himself. "I'm gonna be one lucky motherfucker".

"OH! We're having a big muscial showcase, this weekened. The whole school is pretty much getting involved with it" Sunset explained.

"A musical...showcase"? Adagio asked.

"I'm sure since you're new, Principal Celestia would let you sign up if you're interested".

"We have been know to sing from time to time" Aria explained.

"Hello? We sing like all of the time. It's how we get people to do what we want" Sonata said.

Adagio signals her to shut up.

"What? What did I say"?

"What you MEANT to say that being in a musical showcase sounds like a GREAT way to meet other students" Adagio corrected her.

"O-oh yeah. She's right about what I meant to say. that's what I meant....to say".

"Ugh...and what you WOULD have said if you weren't the worst" aria insulted.

"you are"!

"You'll have to excuse them. they're idiots" adagio explained.

"Wow. So Sonata's the dumbass, Aria's the asswhole, and Adagio is the bitch. Weirdest paring ever" Ishi thought to himself.

meanwhile outside the window, the mysterious man in the cloak looks at from a distance and says "Such Darkness......interesting" As he disappears into the shadows.

Later, Ishi was assigned to Mr.Cranky Doddle's class.

"Ishimaru Masoto?...are you by any chance realted to Hiroki Masoto"? Mr. Cranky Doodle asked.

"Yeah?...He was my father" Ishi explained as he sat down in his chair.

"I've got my eye on you, Masoto. Your father was a troublemaker during his time here. I just hope you're not like him".

Ishi gulps at that commet and says "Y-Yes sir".

After that, Ishi thought to himself "This is gonna be on hell of a school year, already. I can tell".

to be continued......