An Assortment of Sexy Stories

by JustSomeWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Queen Chrysalis, Shining Armor, Mr. Cake, Sex, Random, Princess Luna
Length: 5320

A series of speedclop stories.

Co-Op - Luna discovers a cloning spell and finds a fun way to use it.
Baking - Mr. Cake helps Pinkie make cupcakes.
Spying - Chrysalis goes undercover to learn more about Princess Cadence's habits.

Written for a series of EqAD speedclop challenges.

Obviously contains hot pony sex, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Published 2012-08-19 15:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-18 04:54:23 UTC

Co-Op

♪ … Now I only want you gooone

        Now I only want you gone … ♪

Princess Luna leaned back from her computer screen and let out a satisfied sigh.  She loved the feeling she got from finishing a new game.  Her mind was still abuzz with the events of the story’s climax, she was especially fond of how they had worked her moon into it.

As sweet as the victory was, it still left her wanting more, especially when the game was as fun as this one was.  Fortunately the developers seem to have anticipated that and thrown in a bunch of extra content.  Unfortunately said content was Co-Op only, but she was determined to see this new content no matter what barriers stood in her way.

Finding a partner would definitely be the hardest part of this endeavor.  She was sure Celestia would play with her if she asked nicely, but it was still pretty early in the night and she would be sleeping, all that royal business can really wear a pony down.  Twilight might be willing to try, they had really hit it off on Nightmare Night and now kept in fairly regular contact, but she was all the way in Ponyville.

Now that she had scoured her entire friend list for partners she knew that she had no choice but to let the server try to find her a random partner and hope for the best.  It was a risky move, but she had no choice.

Luna practically flipped her desk over in rage.  All she wanted to do was play a few levels in the co-op, but noooooooooo.  Instead she was meet with constant disconnections and ponies who clearly didn’t have the slightest clue what they were doing.  After two hours of trying she finally accepted defeat.

It was time for a break.  A pony could only take so much frustration before she would burst.  She started to pace around the room, looking for something else to focus on for a while.  Her eyes fell on a small pile of letters she had received from Twilight.

The unicorn had really taken a liking to the Night Princess.  She consistently mailed with questions and observations about magic, astronomy, and even just life in general.  Her most recent letter had been about a new spell she had been developing that would allow the user to duplicate themselves.  She had seemed almost embarrassed about it, though Luna had no idea why, asking for help on a spell of this magnitude was nothing to be embarrassed about.  Luna had come up with some refinements that made the spell much easier to perform, but it would still take a pretty skilled magic user to pull it off.

As she thought more about the spell, she began to contemplate the possible uses for it.  It was then that inspiration struck.  She could use the spell to make herself a partner.

She could barely contain her excitement as she hurriedly read over the notes she had made regarding the conjuration.  As soon as she was ready she concentrated all her energy on creating an exact replica of herself.

She took a deep breath of hope and looked up to see her mirror image standing in front of her, wearing a face of surprise and amazement that was no doubt appearing on her this very second.  After a moment, a big grin spread across both ponies faces as they both thought of all the fun they could have together.

Without needing to say a word they rushed over to two of the gaming computers set up in the room.  Celestia had said that she was being unnecessary when she installed her myriad hardware, but what was the point of being a princess if you can’t have nice things.  As the game connected them and loaded up the games hub Luna called to her new twin.

“You ready to start thinking with portals!”

“You know it” came her doppelganger’s response

Neither looked away from their screen as they began their magical journey to save science through the use of advanced technology.

“We did it!  We saved science!”  They yelled in unison.

It had taken some time to get used to having four holes to use instead of just two, but with a partner as brilliant as she was it was a simple task to gain mastery over every challenge the game threw at her.

She had stayed up earlier than usual to finish this game and it was about time she went to bed if she didn’t want to be miserable getting up in the evening, even if she was still feeling quite energetic from the night’s activities.  She would just end her little spell, rub a quick one out, and go to bed.  She had just begun to read the cancellation spell when a very new, very naughty, thought occurred to her.

She was curious about what it would be like, how it would feel, and this way nopony would ever know about it.  It would be a little awkward to bring up, but... no.  It was herself she was talking about, she would have the same response to it.  She might even be thinking the same thing right now.

Luna turned to face her clone with a slight blush and a confident smile.

“Sooo, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Time to end the spell?”  her clone responded, obviously having missed the whole revelation thing.

“Actually, I was thinking we could keep it going a bit longer”  Luna said in her most sultry voice.  Hoping her tone would carry the point across.

“But wh- oh... OHH!”

Luna watched as her duplicate finally got the point and went through the mental processes she herself had just gone through.  Then she smiled as a grin appeared on her twin’s face and she began to approach her original self.

They both began to move towards the bed, never taking their eyes off of each other.  Even though she knew it wasn’t any different than doing it herself, Luna still felt an overpowering sense of nervousness mixed with excitement at the strangeness of the situation and the promise of brand new sensations.

The two alicorns laid down next to each other and began to move their muzzles closer and closer together.  The curiosity she had built up over the last few moments dissipated as their lips met for the first time.  She cut right to the chase and slipped her tongue into her partner's mouth, her clone immediately responded with the same maneuver.  Their tongues were locked in an unending stalemate as the copies both savored the completely unique experience of making out with themselves.

Luna pushed her duplicate away and began to move down her body.  She didn’t bother to be gentle or take it slowly, this wasn’t romance, it was something much purer.  It wasn’t about sharing a moment or an exchange of emotions, it was about getting off.

She moved her mouth to her twin’s lower lips and began to trace large circles around her lower lips.  She moved her front hooves in between her clone’s legs and spread them wider as she continued to taste her own juices in a more direct way than she ever had before.

Her clone let out a moan as she passed her tongue over her clit.  She grinned a little at the noise before devoting her entire mouth to sucking her twin’s center of pleasure, adding a little tongue for extra effect.

She received the exact response she was hoping for, her clone’s muscles began to tighten and she let out another deep moan.  She continued to lavish her clone’s pussy while savoring the taste of her juices.

Luna knew it wouldn’t be long before her copy would climax.  She could feel her tighten up, like a spring being wound too tightly, until finally, with a loud cry, she came.  Luna kept her mouth on her twin’s clit, matching the movements of her bucking hips, as she rode out her orgasm.

Her clone collapsed into the bed, breathing heavily after experiencing what was, possibly, the best orgasm of her long life.  Luna moved up to look at her duplicate while licking off any juices still on her face.  She just sat in front of her twin’s face, staring at her while waiting patiently for her to catch her breath.

“I’m glad you enjoyed that, but I’m not quite done yet.”  Luna looked at her own pussy, dripping wet, for emphasis.

Her twin grinned as she raised herself up for a kiss.  At least that’s what Luna thought at first.  She actually aimed a bit higher and ran her tongue up to the base of Luna’s horn.  Luna let out a small gasp as she felt her copy’s tongue run from the base of her horn all the way to the tip.

Horn play had a very different feel than normal sex and she didn’t practice it very often, but she was making no complaints now.  She felt a tingling sensation wherever the tongue went.  It was was a wonderful feeling, but it was nothing compared to what it felt like when she found the tip of her horn engulfed in her clone’s mouth.

She could feel every inch of her horn tingling while her clone sucked on it.  She began to bob her head, going further down on Luna’s horn each time.  By the time she made it two thirds of the way down Luna could hardly think anymore.  Her horn was ablaze with the sensations her twin’s attention was giving it.

She could feel the warmth building in her horn until finally it burst, surrounding it with an aura of heat.  She let out a throaty moan at the magical release while her twin held her head still and continued to suck with all her might.

When the magical heat summoned by her horn began to dissipate her clone slid her mouth off of the horn, a strand of saliva connecting the two for a brief second.

Luna fell back onto the bed, exhausted.  Her twin laid down beside her as sleep began to overtake the two mares.  She could reverse the spell when she woke up, she was tired.

Luna drifted into sleep with one final thought running through her mind.

Well, that was a fun game.

Baking

♪ All you have to do is take a cup of flour,

   Add it to the mix! ♪

Pinkie Pie sang as she poured a large bag of flour into a mixing bowl.

♪ Now just take a little something sweet, not sour,

   A bit of... ♪

She paused in her singing as she reached for where the salt should have been.  Pinkie pondered where the salt had run off to for a brief moment before realizing that salt can’t run and that she had simply used the last of it during the days baking.

This hiccup in her cupcake-making plan didn’t trouble her for long.  Pinkie immediately came up with a plan to save her sweets from the terrible fate of not being tasty enough.  The plan was brilliant in how simple it was, she would ask for help.

“MR. CAKE, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!” Pinkie screamed, using all of her impressive lung capacity.

Within second the clopping of hooves on stairs could be heard as Mr. Cake rushed into the kitchen to see what was wrong.

“Are you okay?” he asked, worry in his eyes.

“Of course I am, silly.  Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Then why did you scream for help.”

“We’re out of salt.”

Mr. Cake gave a brief stare to the cheerfully oblivious mare before letting out an exasperated sigh.  He poked his head out of the door and yelled up to his wife.

“It’s okay honey, she’s just being Pinkie Pie again.”

He then turned back to Pinkie Pie to address the problem facing them.

“It’s not that big a deal, dear.  Just put it on the shopping list and we’ll pick it up before we open tomorrow.”

“But Mr. Cake, that’ll take too long because I need it now.  Twilight said there was going to be something called a meteor shower tonight and invited us all to come see it with her.  I didn’t even know meteors needed to keep clean, but I guess even they don’t want to be all dirty and stinky in case they meet a nice comet or something.  That would be really embarrassing.  And I’m supposed to bring cupcakes so we don’t all get hungry while we watch, but then we ran out of salt and I was like ‘Oh no, now I can’t make cupcakes for everypony to enjoy!’.  But then I thought ‘No, it’s okay.  I just need to get something salty to add to the batter and everything will be okay!’.  But then I wondered where I could get something salty this late at night when all the stores are closed.  But then I remembered that you were right upstairs so I called you down here to help me!”

Pinkie’s blew through the words with speed that would put Rainbow Dash to shame, the effect of this was not lost on Mr. Cake.  He just stared dumbly at the pink baker trying to comprehend just a few of the words that were overloading his mind.

“Umm...” He started before quickly deciding that having the mare repeat herself probably wasn’t the best idea and that he probably wouldn’t have understood her even if he could have kept up with her impressive speed, “What did you need me to do again?”

“Not too much, you just need to lay back.” Pinkie answered, accentuating her words by giving him a push backwards that seemed way too strong to come from such a small pony.

As soon as Mr. Cake fell back, a confused look still grafted onto his face, Pinkie jumped on top of him and began to move her front hooves over his sheath.

“P-Pinkie!  W-what are you doing!”  cried the stallion, a look of pure terror on his face.

“I already told you silly.  I need something salty for my cupcakes.” she replied without pausing from her work.

As comprehension of the strange mare’s intentions dawned on the older baker he was left just as confused as before.  Pinkie had always been strange, but this... he didn’t even know how anypony’s mind could have come up with this.

The first thing the stallion noticed as he came out of his shocked state was that the pink mare seemed to have made progress towards her goal.  His member had become fully erect in the absence of his mind telling it how wrong this whole situation was.

He continued to lay there as Pinkie Pie used both of her forehooves to caress his stallion-hood.  She may have been insane, but the pink pony sure did know how to please.  He leaned his head back and closed his eyes as he savored the attentions of his employee.

The savoring didn’t last long, worry taking it’s place as his mind fought to remind his body of the precarious position he was in.  His wife was just upstairs and he was cheating on her, something he had no desire to do.

He was just about to speak up and inform Pinkie that this was far too dangerous for them to continue when she spoke first.

“Hmm, this is taking too long.  Can’t you hurry up?”

The confusion came back as Mr. Cake’s train of thought was completely interrupted by the mare’s seemingly out-of-nowhere question.

She responded without even waiting for a reply, “It’s okay if you can’t, I’ll just hurry things along myself!”

With that she opened her mouth as wide as it would go and engulfed his cock in her mouth.  She somehow swallowed the entire thing without even pausing.

All of Mr. Cake’s objections were abruptly put to rest as he looked in awe at the feat of sexual greatness just performed on him.  As she began to bob her head up and down the entire length of his shaft he made a conscious decision to enjoy this as much as possible, consequences be damned.

Screw faithfulness, I deserve this.  Not like she hasn’t done the same thing, great-great-grandfather was a unicorn my flank!

“You’re doing a great job down there Pinkie.  Just keep going and I’ll give you a pinch of salt.” he moaned, as he lowered his hooves to the back of her head.

“Oh goodie!  We really need to hurry so I’m not late.” Pinkie somehow replied, her voice crisp and clear despite not having left it’s duties.

Mr. Cake choose to ignore this physical impossibility as an idea crossed his brain.

“Well if you’re really in such a hurry there is a way to... speed things up a bit...” his voice containing as much raunchiness as he could muster.

This time Pinkie’s head popped off of his member to reply, “Really?  How?”

He briefly contemplated how the mare whose first thought for ‘something salty’ was his semen had failed to understand his not-so-subtle hint.  The thought was quickly dismissed as he had much more pressing matters to attend to.

“Just turn around and lift your tail” he finally replied, trying to put things as simply as possible in an attempt to avoid the detours from their, now mutual, goal that seemed to occur every time Pinkie started to talk.

In a miraculous turn of events, the ever-present obliviousness that accompanied Pinkie left for a second as she grasped what Mr. Cake was suggesting.

“Okie dokie lokie” she cheerfully replied while doing exactly what he asked and sticking her sizable flank towards his face.

The stallion took a brief second to enjoy the anticipation of what was about to happen, staring at the small spot of slightly darker pink in the center of the fully exposed bubble butt.  He then jumped forward, putting a foreleg on either side of her barrel and shoving his meat into her slit.

He let out a small moan as he was enveloped by her tight lips, his dick being driven all the way in on the first thrust.  He closed his eyes and rested there for a moment, losing himself to the wonderful pressure.

Pinkie’s response to the penetration of her most sacred area was a simple, “Wheeee!”

Mr. Cake’s mind was burning as much as his balls were, the knowledge that his wife could come down any second and catch him in the act of cheating filled him with adrenaline.  That combined with all of the other hormones coursing through his body made him far more excited than anything he could have previously imagined.

The yellow Earth Pony drove his rod into the eager mare as hard as he could.  He couldn’t quite tell if she was enjoying the sex herself or just happy that he was getting off on it, but right now he found it really difficult to care about that.  His new purpose was to submit to Pinkie’s initial request and give her his cum.

As he continued to pump his package into her love box he began to feel a hot swelling deep in his groin.  He knew he wouldn’t last much longer against this tight young mare’s remarkable skills.

“Pinkie, I’m about to cum” he declared, desperate to release for her.

Upon hearing this Pinkie zipped forward, freeing Mr. Cake’s throbbing cock.  She used her lightning speed to grab the mixing bowl with one hoof while sliding the other hoof up and down one side of his member in time with her lips on the other.

Mr. Cake let out a gasp as he released his load for the unconventional baker who managed to catch every last drop in her mixing bowl.

As the stallion slumped onto the floor, the pink mare continued her baking activities as if nothing out of the ordinary had just occurred.

♪ Bakin’ these treats is such a cinch,

   Add a teaspoon of vanilla ...♪

She was going to make sure her friends got the most delicious cupcakes ever.

Spying

That should take care of you for a few hours, she thought as she stared at the unconscious mare lying on the closet floor in front of her.  Her horn began to glow as a green aura of magic ripped the clothes off of the sleeping pony.  She stepped over the dark grey mare’s body and stared down at her, making sure to examine every feature.

Finally she leaned down, putting her head right next to that of the mare, and whispered “Sorry, but I’m going to need to use your body for a little bit”.

With that her body began to change from its natural state as a regal Changeling queen to an identical copy of the mare she had just knocked out.  She cast a quick look down at her hooves to ensure the transformation had worked, not like she would ever fail at such a simple task.

After wriggling into the maid uniform she had taken from the unfortunate little pegasus she left the closet, locking the door just in case the pony decided to awaken earlier than she should, and entered an empty hallway.  She began to slowly walk down the hall towards the lodging area of the castle, getting used to the new body’s size and strength.

Walking down the hallway Chrysalis began to reminisce about the circumstances that had led her to this mission.  She had always seen Equestria as a perfect target, it had more love in one city than in all of the Griffon Kingdoms combined, but she had been held back by the difficulty of launching a successful invasion.  The Changelings were not as great in number as the other races and thus relied on subterfuge to win their battles instead, focusing on infiltrating the high halls of government to weaken a government’s defences from the inside.  However, doing this in Equestria meant dealing with one of the princesses, by no means an easy task.  Even if she thought she could defeat one of them in combat and pose as her, it would be quickly discovered when the celestial bodies ceased to follow the normal pattern.

Fortunately for the Changeling queen the situation had recently changed.  A third alicorn princess had appeared seemingly out of nowhere, a princess who had the political standing of the Royal Sisters without their immense powers.  And the icing on the cake?  She was engaged to the Captain of the Royal Guard.  This new princess had made a perfect target for the queen, who intended to use her form to prepare Equestria for its defeat at her hooves.

It would be a lengthy operation and the risk was extremely high so Chrysalis had decided to do some research on Cadence before assuming her identity.  Right now that meant spying on her in order to be able to more closely mimic her personality when the time came.

As she neared the end of the hallway she spotted her prey.  Cadence trotted down the hallway, stopping in front of a wooden door.  She quickly looked around, failing to notice the grey maid carefully watching her, before entering the room and quickly shutting the door behind her.

Well, at least I know where she is now.  That will make it easier to keep tabs on her.

Making careful note of the room’s location, Chrysalis silently opened a window, unfurled her wings, and flew out of the castle.  She flew in the direction of the room she had seen Cadence enter.  As she neared the outside of the room she noticed a window in the light of the setting sun.

Perfect.

She quickly flew next to the window and cautiously peeked into the room.  The window seemed to be situated high up in the room, from her spot Chrysalis could look down on the entirety of what turned out to be a bedroom.  She quickly spotted the pink princess below, slowly advancing towards a large bed placed next to one of the walls.  Already lying on the bed was a large white unicorn stallion with a striped blue mane.

That must be the stallion she is marrying, Shining Armor.

The stallion was laying on his back with one of his forehooves resting between his hind legs, staring eagerly at his female companion as she inched ever closer.  When Cadence reached the edge of the bed she lowered  her head onto the mattress, stuck her tongue out to touch him, and lifted her head, dragging her tongue over his...

With a start Chrysalis realised what was happening in the room below.

Oh, Cadence, you naughty little girl.  Maybe it won’t be as hard being you as I thought.

The princess below continued to tease the unicorn, sliding her tongue up and down his shaft, occasionally breaking her rhythm to run circles around the head.  As he became steadily more solid she brought her forehooves into the equation, rubbing one hoof on either side of his base.

As Chrysalis watched with increasing interest, she began to note a small ache in her wings.  She silently cursed having taken the form of a pegasus that had clearly been neglecting her physical shape as her eyes darted across the sky for some sort of perch.  She spotted a cloud large enough for a pony to sit on not too far away and darted off to retrieve it.

She quickly returned to the window on her newly acquired cloud and immediately resumed her surveillance of the subject.  Looking through the window once more she saw the stallion, now fully erect, grab Cadence and move her fully onto the bed with him.  They stared into each others eyes for a moment before putting their mouths together in a passionate kiss.

As the two made out for what seemed, to Chrysalis, to be an eternity, she once again cursed herself and her weak new wings.  This time for clearly picking the wrong part to miss for her cloud searching.

She snapped back to attention as the two finally parted their mouths and went back to the good stuff.  This time it was the white stallion who moved toward the foot of the bed while directing Cadence until she was leaning against the bed’s headrest, the top half of her body looking down on him as he approached her better half.  The stallion opened his mouth and began to move his pink tongue around a dark pink spot in between the mare’s light pink legs.

As she continued to watch the scene unfolding beneath her Chrysalis realised she must have chosen a full rain cloud to sit on, and a leaky one at that.  Ignoring the failure of her impromptu chair, she gazed intently as the guard captain probed the pink princess’ most private parts resulting in pangs of pleasure apparent from the appearance of her face.  She moved both of her forehooves onto his head, pressing him further into herself as she scrunched her eyes from the clearly wonderful sensations.  The queen watched all of this, carefully noting how Cadence responded to the attentions her lover was giving her, after all, it would soon be Chrysalis in her position and she needed to be able to perfectly imitate her every action and reaction.

She watched with some surprise as the blue-maned unicorn moved his mouth away from his partners lower lips and instead angled his head so that his horn was resting horizontally across the other mare’s folds.  He slowly began to rub his horn across the outside of her entrance, gaining speed as he became accustomed to the movement.  The alicorn’s response was immediate as her head shot back and her wings expanded across the bed.

Seriously?!  A hot, leaky rain cloud while I’m trying to study my prey!

Finally the distraction became too much and the Changeling reluctantly snapped her attention away from her private show to the annoying cloud she was sitting on.  She immediately blushed in embarrassment as she realized her mistake.

I guess I may have been getting a little too into my research, she thought as she stared at the cloud now covered in her own juices, but I suppose this will help me with my goal.  Help me understand my target on a more personal level... yeah, that’s it... first hand knowledge...

With that she returned her gaze to the inside of the room as she used one hoof to pull the skirt of her maid outfit up while the other hoof slid between her rear legs.  She let out a small sigh as the touch calmed the ache in her nether regions while simultaneously causing them to heat up even more.

Inside it seemed like the large stallion’s horn play had the same affect on him that it had on his mare.  His newly found energy appeared to have taken control as he now lacked much of the gentleness he had displayed earlier.  He grabbed her hind legs and yanked her back so that she was laying flat on her back while he stepped above her.  His horn began to glow blue as an identical aura appeared around his rod, guiding it into the pink mare’s now dripping wet pussy.  With one hard push he began to thrust into her, each time being permitted entry to a slightly deeper part of her innermost being.

As the couple continued to turn things up, Chrysalis became more and more excited watching them.  Her hoof moved past simple rubbing and began to press into her.  Using the excess wetness that had been leaking from her as lube, she sought to stretch the bounds of how much of a pony’s hoof they could fit inside themselves.  With her eyes locked on the handsome stallion’s beautifully large cock while it thrusted into the form that was soon to be hers she began to time her hoof’s thrust with his, reveling in the knowledge that she wouldn’t have to settle for this substitute for long.

Both of the ponies were clearly nearing their end, and the Changeling was not trailing far behind.  The queen stretched her skirt up to her mouth, biting it both as a way to muffle her silent moans of delight and to free up her other hoof so she could make full use of both of them.  As the unicorn continued to ram into the twitching pink mare, she began to rub her newly free hoof furiously across her clit while continuing to shove the other as deeply as it would go.

The princess below finally exploded, her fully extended wings cringing and her head jerking from side to side as she spasmed on the full length of her lover.  He continued to thrust until she had stopped twitching underneath him.  Then, without missing a beat, he pulled out of her, she crouched under his body, and she swallowed as much of his member as she could.  Chrysalis began to move her hooves almost uncontrollably fast, watching as the alicorn sucked his stallion-hood energetically.

The stallion screwed his eyes closed as he reached his climax, spewing his load into the mare’s mouth.  She tried to swallow it all, but each convulsion sent another shot of his seed into her and it began to leak out of the sides of her mouth and down her chin.  When he eventually stopped, she released her mouth’s hold on him and he fell sideways onto the bed.  She lay down next to him and he wrapped his hooves around her as both closed their eyes from exhaustion.

The sight of the massive amount of love the unicorn had released had driven Chrysalis to incredible levels of lust.  She imagined the delicious taste of it as he filled her to the brim with all of that food, taking all of it unlike the the wasteful mare below.  Her longing was finally sated as her hooves moved at blurring speeds to satisfy her need.  She held back her moan as much as possible as she achieved release, holding her hoof inside of her while spraying her juices out onto the cloud.

She sat there for a few minutes, panting to catch her breath and staring below at the life she would soon lead.  After she felt comfortable with movement again, she took off back towards the closet where she had tied the real pegasus maid.  She felt confident Cadence wouldn’t be doing anything until the next morning which gave her plenty of time to find a more permanent way of spying on the alicorn princess.  She was now more determined than ever to make sure this infiltration went off without a hitch.