Mr. and Mrs. Apple

by cowman2000

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy
Length: 194

The truth about Applejack's parents, and about their secret second life.

Applejack's parents, Jonagold Apple and Ginger Gold Apple have known each other for 27 or 28 years now. Even though they've known each other for that long, they are still discovering new things about each other. One of which is that they are both spies working for rival agencies. They were both sneaking out at nights to assassinated ponies.
What will happen next in this epic tale of love, lies, action and drama in Mr. and Mrs. Apple.
(Note: In cause you were wondering, I kept the therapist idea and the spy idea from Mr and Mrs. Smith.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-20 07:49:53 UTC

Prologue

“When did you two meet?”

“27 years ago.”

“28, it was 28.”

“No, it we met 27 years ago.”

“What are you talking about? Are you high or something.”

“You’re the one who is high. Think about it, Big Macintosh is 25, he was born two years after we met.”

“You don’t even know your son’s age. He is 26. Bet you don’t even know how old Applejack is.”

“I do, she is 22.”

“23 idiot.”

“Do you guys fight often?”

“Well, like all couple we fight. We never get to mad at each other. They are more like debates.”

“Debates with lots and lots of swears, coming from her.”

“You’re one to talk.”

“But it’s not like it is a daily thing. Maybe every second or third week we would get in an argument about someone forgetting to bring home dinner.”

“Or someone forgetting their children’s age. Tell me, how old is Applebloom?”

“She is 8.”

“9.”

“This isn’t over.”

“On a scale from one to ten, how happy does the other person make you feel?”

“8.”

“7.5, or 8. Yeah let’s go with an 8.”

“How did you two meet?”