The Mindcrackers Adventure in Equestria

by camboy67

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 1621

Pause, Etho, Guude and the others while at PAX discover something that takes them to a Weird land...

Pause, Etho Guude, and a few other mindcrackers are at PAX while doing so They discover a portal, fit for only 4 people to go through.. Upon entering will They Return? (My first attempt at a One-Shot.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-21 13:44:01 UTC

The Mindcrackers Adventure In Equestria

"ETHO! COME ON." Pause shouted as Etho was getting out of Guude's van obviously Eager to get to the Minecraft Booth to meet up with Rob, Tom and a few other friends. "Alright, Alright! I'm coming Alex. No need to rush. We've got 3 days of PAX." Etho was wearing a Mindcrack shirt with Him and Pause on it, admittedly they looked a little gay. But who cares. Pause was wearing A Indian shirt covered with a few nit bits. Guude. Well. Just a gray shirt with blue jeans. Your everyday Joe attire. As they walked up to the silver metal door with PAX on it, They were greeted by a friendly British voice, Baj having waited for them for about 10 minutes they were heading to the Minecraft booth when they were stopped by a Swedish man, he was yelling "HAVE YOU SEEN STEPHANO?!" They all shook their heads and proceeded, the swedish man still yelling at people..

It was when they heard another familiar voice calling for them, It was Rob, also known as Rurikar22 who hosted DvZ and Tom was beside him. He was checking his Twitter on his T-Mobile Sidekick obviously ignoring Rob. As they got over there Pause and Rob were just talking, when Alex had to go to the bathroom, and weirdly Baj, Etho and Guude did too, They all left into the bathroom, there was a sign that said CLOSED, they ignored it. Considering it was an emergency. They opened the door, greeted by a portal. Much similar looking to a Nether one, They eyeballed it clearly being in shock. Alex broke the silence. "Well. Uhm... This is very awkward." Neither of them knew what to do, because well, WHO KNOWS WHAT TO DO, WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A PORTAL?

(This happens right about the time The crew is driving to PAX)

One day in the lovely land of Equestria, a Rainbow stream is seen across as a Daredevil Pegasus is racing across the sky 6 Familiar faces watching her. She was practicing for The Wonderbolts. Who agreed to audition her to be on the team, Spitfire, not as a Wonderbolt but, a Friend, was there to cheer The Daredevil on because she wanted her in the Wonderbolts as much as she did, but They needed to all agree on it, after all She did save her life. And.... Soarin's pie.

"Yeeaaaahoooo!" The Daredevil zoomed across the sky. Doing a few backflips and landing to a barrage of clapping

"That was amazing Dashie!" Pinkie said, she was just on the bench now she's behind her? Whatever, it's Pinkie.

"Yeah, Yeah, I'm amazing I know." Rainbow Boasted Met by a few giggles But, something was wrong.. A familiar White pony had gone somewhere. Probably to go do something.. Related to... A pony? They may never know. "Where's Rarity?" Rainbow looked confused now everypony knew she was missing..

"Well, Ladies first hehe.." Alex joked at Baj for a moment. "Alright then, where's your sheep?" Baj shot back "Baaaaaying his way home?" Etho laughed when he made that comment. Pause had had enough, he decided to Man up and go through the portal. "You're not serious. Are you?" Guude was awkwardly asking him "Of course I am Jason! Are you with me?" Alex said back As he stepped in the portal Etho, Baj and Guude were ready to go in after him. "Hehehh.. Okay..... Woahhhhhhhhh!"(If you get that reference I love you)

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Pause was falling from the sky at top speed. A rainbow Pony heard these screams taking a launch up to help the Poor guy. When she quickly realizied, That isn't any pony. That's a creature? "Hold on! I'm comin'!" Rainbow Dash quickly attempted to grab Pause in hopes of saving him, But all she did was slow his fall, He didn't make a loud thud, but. Still. After this Etho, Baj and Guude Teleported randomly next to Pause. "There's More of you?!" Spitfire shouted "And that day. 4 humans were killed." Baj was joking around The other 3 quickly shot glances at him. "Well, uh. Hi. I'm Etho. This is Baj, Jason and Alex.." "Well, I'm-" "Twilight Sparkle, You're Rainbow Dash, You're Spitfire You are Fluttershy, and You're Pinkie Pie" Etho finished. Etho was a Brony he hid it for years overcoming his Brony orgasm The others looked at him with awkward looks.

"Why... Yes, how did you know such a thing?" Twilight asked. "I- I uh...... Have been here before! Yep. Thats my story." Etho Lied Alex snickered he knew well what was going on. Etho realized he forgot Applejack but he didn't care The day Etho gave a shit about Applejack is the day he accepted Rainbow Spike shipping.

"Princess. Your pupil is here with some friends." A guard stated "Bring them in.." Celestia responded.

"Twilight, did you have something to do with this.." Celestia questioned a few hours later. "No Princess. They fell from the sky." Celestia trusted her pupil. But something wasn't right with this. She could easily send them back, but. The skinniest. What was his name.... Etho. She didn't want to for some reason.. "You.... Uh.... Etho, is it? I'd like to speak with you."

They walked over to the table. She asked Etho to take a seat..

"There's something... Familiar about you. Do I know you? Because you seem to know all our names..." "No... Tia.. I- Uh." Etho realised what he said, Celestia was his favorite Pony and he nick named her, from all the stories he read. "How would you know my childhood name? I'm pretty sure, I know you." Celestia sensed his nervousness. He knew something that She didn't Maybe Luna reconizged him. "Guard. Bring Luna. In here..." A few minutes later the guard arrived with a confused Luna. Who had just got done raising the moon and putting the stars up. She walked over to her sister. "Do you know this... Pony? There's something familiar. About him." Celestia asked her sister. "No, I don't Tia.." SO it was her offical nickname. Etho thought. He decided to troll Luna. "Well, "Lulu" I sure do know you." Etho laughed as he said that sentence, Celestia laughed a bit too. As luna put her Forehooves on the table. "Did you just call me Lulu?!" She aked him furiously. "Y-Yes." Etho and Celestia burst into laughter again. Luna's horn started glowing, she did not like the name Lulu. "Sister.. Control you anger he- Pfff." Celestia liked this boy, not in a like like way. In a friendly way. Luna's horn stopped glowing. A night guard equipped with scary attire told Luna that she had a guest. She quickly ran off with him. Hoping to get out of there, before her middle name was called. "Well, unlike your friends. You seem nice. And actually pretty funny. Only I know my sister's nickname and she hates it. I'm offering you. Well. to stay. Your friends on the other hand. Are going." Etho liked this idea. As His friends really pushed him around because he was short. He was no taller than Celestia. He then made his decision..

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Etho lived the rest of his life in Equestria, becoming apart of the Royal guard. and being Equipped with amazing skills in using a sword and such. He eventually after 20 years in Equestria achieved the role of Captain. Shortly after no more than 5 years. Achieved the title of a Prince. Being extremely kind to everypony and practically being One, he was happy. And Died happy he was offered the role of becoming a Alicorn with his new Role. but... He denied it, living a long time wasn't worth it. His death was mourned for 10 or so years, Because he was a good value to Equestria and saved Canterlot a few times. A statue was made in his Honor. it read. Etho. The strong Prince once a Citizen of Equestria working his way to the top. Will forever his name be imprinted in this land.

The rest of the Mindcrackers got arrested for eventually starting up a Drug Cartel unluckily they let a cop on the server Unknowingly. And got busted. But before this. Pause visited his house. and Found a bucket list in his room.. There was One thing on it. And it read...

Where'd Rarity Go?

(I didn't feel like ending it without Writing this so! Here you go.)

Wow! Rarity thought, Rainbow is good, but. I'm late. As she was doing her backflips Rarity decided to sneak away.

"You're late Rarity." A male voice sounded sad. "I'm sowwy Spikey Wikey but Rainbow.. You know how she is.. So why did you want me here?" Rarity asked with a questioning voice. "Rarity... I want you to know something. I've been keeping it a secret. But. I want you to know... I love you.." Rarity wasn't taken aback instead she walked up to spike, Picked him up with her magic and planted a giant Kiss on his lips. "I love you too Spikey Wikey." And they hugged. They didn't want it to end. But it had to.

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Spike and Rarity went on to get married. They died happily but there was something weird about their relationship nopony accepted. Spike grew to the size of rarity almost. But. He never grew after that.. He was younger than rarity, so when she died. Spike mourned. But. The weirder part. He'd talk to himself. And even more. He'd spend alot of time at Rarity's grave. So did Twilight. But... What was it that was wrong. A dragon marrying a Mare? No... It couldn't be.. What was it?