The title of this work does not lie. These are, indeed, the Legally Distinct and Utterly Scintillating Adventures of one Jammy Hock. In these holy webpages, you will learn of the greatness that is the TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE, Jammy Hock, and his noble quest to violate the very laws of Canon, usurp his author, and become Princess Celestia.

Will Jammy Hock succeed in this most noble of endeavors? Yes. He will. Dude's a Gary Stu.