It started off like any Girl's Night Out for Moon Dancer and her four closest friends: meet up at their favorite watering hole and chat/drink away the hours in warm company. The mention of renowned griffon chef Gustave Le Grand comes up in conversation, merely as a throwaway piece of gossip. Only, they end up totally fixated on the subject. So much so that, in little time, they come to understand a profound truth: Gustave Le Grand needed to be in their lives. At any cost.

Equestria would never be the same.

Written for the Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest.

This fic will include: five very thirsty mares, public disturbances, blatant disregard for the law, street rumbles, destruction of property, shameless Prench accent, a literal cat fight, obvious references, ten banana creme pies, a bevvy of bad decisions, voyeuristic intentions, child endangerment, irresponsible royalty, a poor attempt at replicating a Brooklyn accent, societal breakdown, a shoehorned lesson, and one inexplicably irresistible cat-bird.

Cover art done by me, and inspired by this.