The Beginning of The Clown...
Chapter 8 - Subway
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Hoyt’s Party Center - Hoyt Office
“Garry told me you’ve wanted to see my right?” - Carnival asked after entering the office.
“Yes. And don’t seat it will be quick... I realy like you arthur, I realy do, but you’re starting to piss me off. Everything Must Go guy said that you’ve disappeared and you didn’t returned sign.” - after hearing this Carnival’s smile slowly faded.
“Didn’t you hear? I was jumped.” - Carnival quickly responded.
“For a sign? Common just return it or I will take it from your paycheck. Oh and I have to tell you something, boys aren’t feeling good while you around...” - as he was speaking Carnival wasn’t saying anything at all he was smiling.
After leaving Hoyt’s Party Center Carnival went to a dark alley to to unload on trash cans. He was truly angry.
Canterlot:
Carnival House
Carnival was watching TV, while also checking his gun. It was a 8 shots Revolver. He took his gun in his wing (that’s how revolvers designed for pegasus worked) and stood up.
“Hey Carnival, you’re realy good dancer.” - he started talking to himself. “Thanks, but you know who isn’t? Him!” - as he aimed at the imagined pony he pulled the trigger. He forgot that gun was loaded. Scared that someone could hear he quickly turned up the volume of TV. After few minutes knocking to his door sounded...
“I’m going!” - he screamed to make sure that everything is ok to him.
“Hey, Carnival I’ve heard a loud noice. I’ve had to check if everything is ok.” - it was Pixie Cut.
“Yeah it’s ok I’m just watching an old war movie. Hey and by the way, I want to invite you to my performence!” - Carnival changed subject.
“Realy? That’s great! Just tell me when and I will come!” - as she left Carnival closed doors happy...
Canterlot:
Canterlot Child Hospital
Carnival was hired to make little children at hospital happy and so he painted his face as usual and started to sing
If you’re happy and you know it, wiggle your ears
If you’re happy and you know it, wiggle your ears
If you’re happy and you know it, and you feel it, well, just show it
If you’re happy and you know it, wiggle your ears
If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your hoofs (Stomp your feet)
If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your hoofs (Stomp your feet)
If you’re happy and you know it, and you hoofs it, well, just show it
If you’re happy and you know it, stomp your hoofs
As he singed gun slipped from his belt and droped the floor. Everyone saw that even kids. He tried to make it a joke but...
Canterlot:
Phone Booth In Front Of Canterlot Child Hospital
“Please Hoyt I love this job” - Carnival spoked to his boss through phone.
“Carnival... I need to know why did you bringed gun to a children hospital.” - Hoyt tried to remain calm.
“It was a prop. It’s part of my act!” - Carnival tried to explain himself.
“That’s bullshit, that’s bullshit! What kind of clown wears a gun. Besides Randal told me that you’ve wanted to buy from him 38.”
“What? He said that?” - Carnival was suprised.
“You’re fucked up Carnival and a liar. You’re fired!” - Carnival didn’t have a time to answer, Hoyt hung up. Carnival in furry hited glass wall of phone booth with head. After a short period of time he went to near train station to go to home.
Carnival wasn’t ready for this. He’ve just started a new life, why always wrong things happend to him? It’s a weird world he lived in... His thoughts were interupted by three guy that entered empty train... well almost empty it was a girl sitting a the other end of carriage... and as train stoped three ponies entered.
“I’ve told you dude, she wanted my number if we would stay...” - one of them said.
“She wasn’t intested...” - another pony spoked. And they’ve continued to talk about their drunk story in bar.
“Hey you’ve want some french fry?” - third ponies asked girl that was sitting next to them.
“No, thanks.” - she responded.
“You’re sure? They’re preety good.” - this time she didn’t say antything.
“Don’t ignore him! He is beeing nice to you!” - one of his friends spoked. She was scared only thing that she could do was to stare at Carnival and try to make him do something but his condition had some other plans. He started to laugh...
“Hahahaha...” - Carnival tried to calm himself down and don’t drive attention to him but his laughter was getting louder and louder. Girl used this opportunity and left.
“Bitch!” - guy that was harassing her shouted and thrown pack of fries at her. He finaly noticed laughing Carnival.
Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here, at last, on the ground
You in mid-air
Send in the clowns
Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can’t move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
One of them started to sing as he and his friends get close to laughing pony. Carnival was terrified but couldn’t stop laughing.
“Something funny? Tell us what’s so fucking funny?” - singing pony spoked.
“Nothing it justHahaha I have a, I have I condintion...” - he reached to his pocket. “Here it’s all in hereHaHaHaHa...” - he give him card with something written on it.
Forgive my laughter:
I have a Condition
More On Back
He turned card to see it’s back.
It’s a medical condition causing sudden, frequent and uncontrollable laughter that doesn’t match how you feel. It can happen in ponies with a brain injury or certain neurological conditions.
Thank you!
Kindly Return This Card
“Oh, Celestia he has a condition! We have to leave him alone guys... Just kidding grab him!” - as he said that other friends grabed him and he started to hit Carnival in face. But Carnival tried to kick him back.
“We have a kicker huh? On floor with him!” - they’ve knocked him up and started to kick him when he was defenceless... or is he? As he was struggling on the floor he realised that he had a gun, he smiled.
First shot went for head of pony that was singing. Second and third went for guy that was silent but he was also kicking Carnival. Fourth was aimed in a hoof of guy that was harassing that girl. Train stoped and guy tried to escape from Carnival so he ran out from train that soon drove away but Carnival was also outside... He pulled the trigger and hitted that guy. As he come closer he’ve shoted again, again and again. Carnival soon realized that he needed to run cause ponies might find out what he did...
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