Anthology Of Dumps

by Odlaw

--Applejack--

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From high up in the center of the sky, Celestia's hot sun glared down over the Apple Family orchards. Many of the healthy apple trees had already been harvested today, though there was still a large chunk of them left. But before any of that could be done, the mare responsible for bucking most of them was taking a little break.

Sheltered under the shadow of one of the recently bucked trees, Applejack admired the fruits of her labor. Leaning up against the base of the tree, she wiped a bit of the sweat from her brow as she took a bit out of one of the juicy apples in her basket.

*Prrt~*

"Mhm." Applejack mumbled as she chewed, a small but noticeable fart vibrating her flanks.

Swallowing, she took a moment to look around, checking to see if Big Mac or Applebloom happened to be nearby. They were supposed to be working the orchard on the other side of the farmhouse right now, though, so they were unlikely to be around for a while. With a subtle grin, she tilted her stetson down over her eyes and leaned over a little.

*Prrrrrrrttt~!*

Yet another fart ripped from under the dock of her tail, though this one was much longer. Applejack could still feel more coming though as another buildup of gas grew in her colon. Biting her bottom lip, she suddenly had a naughty idea. Reaching up, she took off her hat and held it down just below her tail.

*Prrrrraap!*

"Ouh~."

A third much more percussive fart blasted into the underside of the stetson, filling it to the brim with the mare's noxious fumes. Lifting the hat back up to her muzzle, Applejack took in a deep breath through her nose. She likely would have gagged from the putrid odor if she wasn't already used to it, instead merely sighing contently as the smell of her own farts filled her nostrils.

"Whooee! Now that's downright foul, hehe~." She chuckled, waving a hoof in front of her nose

*Prrrrraptfrpt-!*

Applejack gasped as what she thought was just another fart was suddenly revealed to be something much more solid. With a grunt, she quickly clenched her anus, preventing anything substantial from coming out before she was ready. It was kinda early compared to what she was used to, but her bigger than average breakfast this morning was likely to blame.

"Guess I shoulda seen this comin..."

Getting up off the ground, she could feel the weight in her bowels shift as the pressure against the inside of her anus surged. At the same time, with another pang of urgency, her bladder let her know that it too was in desperate need of some relief.

"Welp, I suppose the cornfields do need a bit more fertilizer..." Applejack thought aloud, putting her slightly smelly hat back on top of her head as she trotted off in the direction of the small cornfields near the farmhouse.


"Hmm... now, where's a good spot to drop some dumplins..." Applejack pondered as she wandered through row after row of growing corn stocks.

Eventually, she discovered one particular corn stock that seemed to not be fairing quite as well as the rest of its kin. Its leaves were an unhealthy shade of yellow-green, and the soil around it looked very dry.

"That'll do just fine, ah think." Applejack decided, checking one more time that nopony was around to see her watering and fertilizing the field.

Satisfied, she turned around and lowered her haunches over the base of the plant. Her ponut twitched as it seemed to realize what was about to happen. Spreading her hind legs apart a little, Applejack sighed and relaxed.

Unfortunately for her ponut, her bladder was the first to go, unleashing an initially quite powerful stream that burst out from the lips of her marehood. Spraying down into the soil around the plant, the clear urine was quickly absorbed, leaving behind a darkened circle while small droplets of yellow liquid dribbled down the stock itself.

"Ahh~" Applejack moaned, feeling her bladder gradually deflate until it finally emptied completely. "Alright, now for some good ol homemade pony manure, heh."

*Prrapfpt!*

With a light push, a boisterous fart trumpeted from her rear end, blasting the plant with gas. However, the fart was shortlived as her ponut was quickly blocked by the head of a huge log. Spreading her anus apart, it slowly pushed through her relaxed hole, bending down towards the ground as it emerged. The long turd seemed like it would never end as inch after inch slithered free. Yet, just as the tip hit the soil, the solid column finally snapped off, falling down beside the corn.

It would not be alone for long, however, as with another push, a second much more bumpy log spread her ponut once again. Though solid, it proved to be much less intact as horseapples quickly fell from the front as they emerged into the open air, gathering into a small pile between Applejack's hooves.

It didn't take long for the second load to finish, and by now, the mound of poop in the dirt had gotten pretty big. With one final long and slightly wet fart, a third log rushed through her anus at a rapid pace. Far mushier compared to the last two, it crackled and squished as it struggled to not be molded and pinched by Applejack's ever quivering ponut. The tube of creamy shit coiled up over the pile, finishing it off with an almost comical swirly tip at its peak.

Releasing a breath she'd been holding, Applejack felt incredibly relieved and quite a bit lighter.

"Whooeee! Now that's what I call a bushel of horse apples." She quietly cheered, admiring the stinky pile of crap she'd left behind. "Ah hope we get a good harvest outa you this fall after all that, heh~. Though, I have one last favor to ask."

Lifting her tail, she pressed herself up against the sturdy stock, lightly moaning as she used it to wipe most of the brown residue from her puckered hole. Once finished, she turned to admire the dark brown smear she'd left behind before trotting off back towards the orchard.

'Another day, another dump!'


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