Anthology Of Dumps

"Okay, Mr. And Mrs. cake, I'm off on my break!" An enthusiastic pink mare called back into the kitchen behind her.

"Alright Pinkie, thanks for the help as always!" Mr. Cake replies, sounding somewhat distracted.

Humming a cheery tune, Pinkie Pie bounced out into the main room of the bakery. There was nopony in line at the counter yet. It seemed like she'd gotten off just as things were finally calming down. She raised a hoof to her chin and stared ponderously up at the ceiling.

"What to do, what to do..." She mumbled to herself, racking her brain for a way to keep herself entertained.

A casual sniff suddenly drew her attention towards one of the displays across the room. There, in all its glory was a massive cake, specifically one she'd actually made herself. Unfortunately, the pony who had ordered it suddenly canceled for some strange reason, and she had been to busy with new orders to decide on what to do with it.

"Well, I guess it's all mine then!" She cheered with a happy grin.

Reappearing next to the huge sugary treat, she licked her lips. Though she'd already had quite a big and equally sugary breakfast, her stomach yearned for more! So focused on the cake she was that, even as she stuck out her tongue to get a taste, she didn't notice the silent gust of air escaping from her puffy ponut.

*-rrrft~!*

"Huh?" Pinkie mumbled, finally hearing the tail end of the long fart as the last of it sputtered through her anus.

*Grroombl*

*FRRRRAAAPPT!*

The pink mare was almost propelled forward as a second fart erupted from her behind, narrowly forcing her face-first into the side of the cake.

"Oh wow! My butt's acting like my party cannon, hehe!" Pinkie giggled, pretending to whistle as she lifted her left leg and let a third ball of gas rip free.

*PRRRRRFRPFT~!*

"Hauhuhuh~" Pinkie sighed, a shiver running up her spine as she found herself enjoying the way her flanks vibrate with each gassy expulsion.

Bending up over the counter, she leaned forward, putting all her weight down against her belly. Instantly she felt the biggest buildup of gas yet growing inside her rectum. Clenching her anus, she held out as long as possible, finally gasping as the pressure became too great.

*PRRRAAAAAAPT~!*

"Ouuugh~" Pinkie moaned, feeling her body lower slightly as the pressure in her distended stomach lessened considerably.

*Pwwoooft*

The way each fart made her belly tingle would make her giggle, which as it turned out, only resulted in even more short but loud farts escaping.

*Prrrt* *Prrrrfffpt~!*

"Come on, give me a bigger one!" She exclaimed, not worried that anypony could waltz into the bakery at any moment and catch her letting loose.

*PRRRaaapt~!*

Enjoying herself too much, she pressed herself down against the counter even hard, hoping to coax yet another explosive fart from her plot. However, her eagerness to let another one rip in the middle of the store came to an abrupt halt as a massive weight suddenly surged against her unclenched anus.

"Eep!" She gasped, narrowly clenching it in time as a huge log of shit poked out through her quivering ponut.

Tail shooting down to shield herself, Pinkie hopped off the counter, blushing as she tried to shrug of what ended up being a near accident.

"Phew, I'd better take care of this before my break is over!" She decided quickly, turning as she started trotting off towards the downstairs bathroom.

But, as it turned out, the pleasure she'd gotten from farting so much had filled her head with a few 'other' ways of relieving her bowels. With a kinky smirk, Pinkie carefully slipped back through the kitchen, being as stealthy as possible as she dodged around the two other ponies still working. Finally, wiping the sweat from her brow, the mare trotted quietly out the back door of the bakery.

Closing it carefully behind herself, Pinkie stood in the quiet and dimly lit alley that ran behind Sugar Cube Corner. A few boxes of old supplies and orders waiting to be picked up dotted the space behind the property.

"Perfect! Operation Dump Drop is a go!" She whispered to herself.

Looking around, she eventually spotted a small woven basket tucked away half behind a trash can. Dragging it out, Pinkie looked up and around, making sure that nopony had seen her yet. With another eager giggle, Pinkie turned around and squatted down over the empty basket.

Lifting her tail, she revealed her spread ponut and the log still poking out from within it. Widening her stance, Pinkie let her tongue lol out the side of her mouth as she finally relaxed.

*Phtcchkt~!*

"Ooaah~" She moaned as the log began to quickly slither out the rest of the way.

Underestimating just how much had been waiting to come out, the basket quickly fills to the brim as the log coils around inside it. Brown sludge spilling out into the grass, Pinkie moaned as her bladder took advantage of the situation. With an abrupt his, a stream of golden liquid shot into the growing pile in the basket.

*Phtch~*

With one last gassy burst, the log ended, finishing the enormous pile. Craning her neck down between her front hooves, Pinkie looked at the foul mound beneath her flanks.

"Ahhh~" She sighed, already feeling much better.

However, before she could fully stand up, her ponut twitched. Pinkie's eye twitched as she winced, squatting down even more as she felt something coming.

*Ssspprrfprlpt!*

With a gasp, Pinkie felt a rush of diarrhea suddenly begin spewing from her hole. The result of her unhealthy diet, she winced as the burning liquid splattered against the comparatively solid pile in the basket, sending speckles of scat shooting up onto her backside. Even without the aid of a toilet bowl, the putrid sound was quite loud. Pinkie blushed as she quickly looked up to either side of the alley, certain that anypony nearby had to be able to hear her.

Thankfully, nopony was there to witness her as her bowels finally finished emptying themselves all over the small corner of the alley behind the bakery. Panting now, Pinkie felt her anus twitch and spasm after the violent but quick release. Standing up from her crouched position, she looked around for something to wipe with.

Mostly resorting to a few discarded newspapers, she eventually got her plump flanks back to their usual bubbly clean self. Though, the smell left much to be desired. Regardless, Pinkie was glad to be done, more than satisfied with the huge mountain of poop she'd left behind.

Humming happily, the mare bounced back inside the bakery, the smell of pony manure quickly being replaced by sugary confectionaries as her empty stomach rumbled. Licking her lips, she was eager for some of that cake~.