Anthology Of Dumps

"Ah~... there we are."

The golden aura surrounding her horn fading away, Celestia watched the brilliant shining sun ascend. Pushing away the star-filled darkness, warm oranges and a light shade of blue now dominated the sky. It was the start of a brand new day in Equestria.

With the sun now on course until the evening, the thousands year old princess spread her large elegant wings and leaped from the balcony of her private quarters. Eventually, the alicorn touched down on a small patch of grass, sighing as the sounds of morning birds filled the air.

Though she would soon be quite busy in the courts, the next hour or so was purely hers to enjoy. One hardly gets a break when you're a ruler of a kingdom. Determined to use this time to the fullest, Celestia took in a deep breath as she began her daily walk through the Canterlot gardens.

Situated a decent ways away from the royal palace itself, there would be nopony around but her and the little woodland creatures that had made the little sanctuary their home. It was the perfect place to let off some... 'steam'.

*Pwwwrrrttt~*

"Haa~" Celestia exhaled, feeling the tension in her belly lighten.

It was only in a place like this where she was able to really relax and enjoy one of her favorite pastimes.

*Prrraap!*

"Oh, oh my~" She giggled, swishing her tail back and forth in an effort to fan away the foul smells that followed yet another fart.

The nobles would likely have a heart attack if they knew what their favorite princess did in private. Though personally, she'd never been all that bothered by such things as merely relieving oneself's pressures. It certainly was a fantastic way to de-stress.

Princess Celestia continued calmly wandering the cobblestone path interwoven with the royal garden, occasionally letting out a little toot here and there. None of the animals minded, if anything, some seemed to enjoy it. One bird, in particular, had been following from a distance ever since she arrived.

Stretching out one of her wings, Celestia smiled as a firey red Pheonix perched himself atop it. Giving the avian a quick peck on the cheek, she giggled as it visibly blushed through its feathers.

"Ah, Philomena, you naughty thing you~." She said playfully, rolling her eyes. "You always manage to sniff me out here~."

*Prrrrrrrtt~*

"Ah~"

Punctuating her point with another fart, the bird blushed again. Trotting onward, Celestia turned down a particular path, eventually leading her to part of the garden which was alight with colorful flowers. Feeling sunlight shine down over her head, the princess sighed as she gazed up at the opening in the dense canopy that covered the top of most of the garden.

*Prrraapt*

A sharp fart took advantage of her relaxed state and the bubbly sound seemed to reverberate off the walls of foliage around the mare.

*Grrrmble*

"Ooogh, my, I believe something a bit more solid is in the works Philomena." Celestia groaned, feeling her bowels churn.

The bird lifted off from the princess's wing as she used them to huge her somewhat bloated barrel. For once in a literal blue moon, she'd allowed Luna to make them dinner last night. Which, as she really should've seen coming, hadn't turned out very well.

*Prrrfrprplprt~*

"Oh my me, it's quite the big one too."

Looking up and around, she searched for a suitable spot, not far off the path. Eventually, she spotted a small bush situated at the edge of the flower patch. A small bush obscured a clear patch of grass from the average pair of prying eyes, a perfect spot for her to lighten her load. Additionally, her bladder had felt quite full since waking up this morning and was also quite eager to be relieved.

*Prrrrpt!*

"Oops, better hurry this along!" Celestia yelped, her body growing impatient now.

Stepping quickly behind the bush, the princess of the sun squatted down over the grass. Raising her flowing tail, she moaned as her ponut was spread apart. The tip of a large log emerged, stretching her delicate hole for all it was worth as it slithered down towards the ground. Celestia winced as a particularly thick section pushed through, following almost immediately by a wet and bubbly fart that had managed to find a small pocket alongside the log.

*Prrrprlpt~!*

Several inches of smooth and creamy poop had come out before the first half of the log finally snapped off. Curling up over itself beneath her flanks, it was shortly after joined by the start of the second half of the princess's morning load.

*Hisss~*

Feeling a tinge of urgency from her bladder, Celestia loosened her grip on it. A gentle stream of pee arced down from her marehood as she emptied her bowels, watering some of the nearby flowers. She took a moment to enjoy the subtle crackle emanating from her behind as she pooped, meshing perfectly with the serine tweets and chirps of wildlife in the garden. She truly felt at one with them all.

As the last of her log slipped free, she let out one last moan once she felt her ponut finally close behind it, still twitching slightly from the sticky sensation of the smears covering it.

"Aahhh~, much better, don't you think Philomena?" The princess asked, glancing back knowingly at the Phoenix who had been watching the whole spectacle from his perch atop her rear.

The bird squawked in embarrassment, taking to the air and darting off behind a small hedge. Celestia giggled, rolling her eyes as she stood back up. Using her magic she gathered a few recently fallen leaves. Pushing them up against her rear, she cleared it of leftover residue. Dropping the makeshift toiletries onto the top of her smelly pile, she ruffled her wings and got back onto the path.

She still had a little more time left after all~.

*Prrrrrrrrttt!*

"And plenty more where that came from, hehe~"