Chapter 4: Staying at the castle and Meeting Eris

Frank Pov

We stayed like this for what felt like forever as I stood there in the embrace of the Royal sisters something that I did not think would ever happen to me, but I knew this would soon end as they let go of me and stood before me. They wiped the tears from their eyes as I did the same as we tried to calm ourselves though mostly me since it had been a while since I cried like that.

“I am sorry for making you both cry. I never intended for that to happen, but I am glad that you both were willing to accept me and for that I thank you both.” I said and happily smiled something I have not done for a long time after all the bullshit I went through, but now for once in my life I felt happy. Though this made the royals blush which I found odd but snickered at their reaction. “You know you both look cute when you blush.” I said with honesty as this made them go even redder and look away from me as I snickered again.

Soon Celestia lightly coughed as she and Luna calmed themselves as they looked at me though a tinged of red was still on their faces.

“Well…with that said there is still the matter of where you will be staying.” Said Celestia as her sister nodded as this caught my attention. “Oh right. Well, I first thought I could stay in ponyvile, but I think that would make the residents nervous after the attack that happened, so I figured maybe the everfree-…” I said however the princesses did not seem to like that.

“NO, YOU WONT!!!!!” Said the two princesses as they used the Canterlot voice on me, though this time I was able to cover my ears as the castle shook a bit once that happened, they both composed themselves as I removed my hands from my ears to listen to what they had to say.

“You are correct about my ponies maybe a bit nervous about you since you stopped the attack from the raiders and the dragon. Which is why you will be staying here in the castle in one of guest rooms for the time being.” Said Celestia as I went wide eyed as Luna said her part. “We figured this was the best way to repay you for saving our ponies and to better prepare you for when we introduce you to the rest of our subjects though we may have a meeting with the dragon lord pretty soon as well.” I stood there a bit surprised but realized that they had a point still I figured that they would have wanted to have me live somewhere else, but who am I to deny good hospitality.

“You make an excellent point your majesty and I thank you both for offering a place of residence here in the castle, honestly I do not know how I could ever repay you both for such kindness.” I said sincerely as they both smiled which was pretty if you ask me.

“That won’t be necessary Frank we only wish to make your stay here in our kingdom to be the best and to possibly get to know our new super friend as well.” Said Celestia who smiled brightly as I raised an eyebrow at her comment of being called friend not that I minded it was just that I did not think it would happen this fast. Before I could say anything Luna then speaks her mind.

“Though there is still the matter on your clothing Mr. McCloud so that you’re not exposing too much of your…. body.” she said though I noticed that she stopped before saying body as I examined what was on me as it was nothing but my jeans, belt, converse shoes, and left fingerless glove. Thankfully, my shoes wear not worn out, but my jeans had some various tares and holes, my sunglasses however did not survive the dragon fire that was shot at me, and that I may need a new t-shirt to cover my upper body who I am comfortable without one for so long I will never know.

“You do have a point Princess Luna and I may need to find a new shirt, sunglasses, and paints to not walk around naked and all.” I commented though for a moment the two were spacing out before shaking their heads and looking back to me.

“I will have my guards escort you the to royal seamstress where she will examine your measurements before making your clothes. Once that’s done you will then be escorted to the guest room where you will be staying for the meantime.” She said as I nodded just then I started to feel a very weird presence as I looked around the room.

“Is there something wrong Mr. McCloud?” Said Luna as I faced her. “Sorry for some reason I sensed a strange presence in the room here.” I responded as a women’s laughter echoed throughout the throne as I quickly stood on the defensive in front of the princesses as I formed an energy blade on my metal hand.

“Oh, do not worry my little human I am not here to cause harm. I only came here to meet the hero of ponyvile.” Said the voice in a very sensual way as I raised an eyebrow at this and heard both princesses sigh at this as I turn to them and notice Celestia with an annoyed expression.

“That is enough Eris now come out!” Said Celestia in a demanding tone as I was confused for, I had never heard of anyone with that name from the show just then something appeared before me as I stood wide-eyed at who it was. As a remarkably familiar looking being smirked at me with white hair, had the head of a pony, had two horns one of a dear and the other of a unicorn, the upper body of an eagle, a lion arm on the right, a bird talon on the left, a dragon leg on the right, a minotaur leg on the right, a dragon tail, a sharp tooth, bat wing and feather wing, and yellow eyes with red irises. I knew who it was for it was someone that was popular in the brony community, however the being before me was different and if you are wondering what I mean by different well… the being was a girl.

“Allow me to introduce myself my name is Eris the spirit of chaos and disharmony, though I also go by the goddess of chaos as well. And judging by that look on your face my presence seems to have made you star struck hasn’t it? She said with a grin as I shook my head and scratched the back of my head.

Note: this was the only picture I could find and yes, I am taking this route in the story also props to the artist of Eris.

“Oh, sorry about that. I was not expecting to meet the goddess of chaos. And honestly your form is beautifully mesmerizing heh heh.” I said with a smile as she looked surprised then happy as she shot towards me and proceeds to the hug me like a teddy bear with my face buried in her fuzzy cleavage to my surprise. “Oh, that was so sweet and that face you made after you said what was so adorable.” She said as she hugs me tightly as I was starting to lose air as I then broke from her hug and without thinking, shot up into the air as I took large gulps of air.

Eris, Celestia, and Luna were silent and wide-eyed at the sight of me floating in the air with no magic or wings as they proceeded to look around me from all directions as I facepalmed for not mentioning this ability.

“Yeah…. This happens to be one of my other abilities that I have and forgot to mention when I presented it to you. I do not use this ability often since I am used to running fast on my feet.” I said nervously hoping the royal sisters will not be mad, but what happened next was something I did not expect.

“How are you able to do that without wings or magic?” Asked Celestia.

“Just how many abilities do you have?” Asked Luna.

“Wait you have powers?” Asked Eris.

All 3 of them were staring at me waiting for their question to be answered as I calmed myself and answered them by a certain order.

“Well to answer your question Eris, yes I do have powers in fact I am the first of my kind to have powers. And Celestia I can do this due to an ability that allows me to control the gravity around my body which I can use to float or fly like a bird. And to answer your question Luna have a bunch of them along with the ones I mentioned earlier the rest however is more destructive than the cryo beams and dragon breath and I was not willing to risk damaging the throne room to show you them.” I answered as this caught Luna’s attention.

“Umm is it possible for you to show these other abilities to us if we move to the training yard?” She asked as Celestia followed with her response. “Luna, I think it be best thar our guest is rested after the event that happened in Ponyvile. Though maybe he is willing to show us a demonstration tomorrow that is if our guest accepts is.” She says as she and her sister with hopeful eyes as I did not know what to say, however they were offering to let me stay in the castle so I figured this would be a good way to repay them for their kindness as I nodded.

Celestia rings her bell as an armored guard entered the room and once standing before the two saluted.

“Please escort our guest to the royal seamstress for some new clothing and once that’s done lead him to the one of the guest rooms. Once that is done you may return to your usual duties.” She says as the guard salutes as he motions me to follow him as I walked towards the door as he turned around and waved at the three before exiting the throne room.

3rd POV

The two royals smiled as they see their new human guest exit the throne room as they sighed feeling happy that he will be staying with them as they start to daydream a bit.

“He is quite cute you know.” Said Eris as Celestia and Luna were broken from their daydream and look to Eris with an annoyed expression as the goddess of chaos giggles at their reaction.

“Where were you when the attack happened?” Asked Celestia who had her arms crossed as she and her sister looked at Eris with a serious expression. “Well, if you must know I was doing my own thing when I came back and found the town a mess, I then spent the whole time looking for Fluttershy until one of the ponies told me she and her friends were in the hospital and was relieved to see that she was okay. I then heard from Dashie that a two-legged biped helped protect her and the girls from the dragon and being curious I wanted to see it for myself, but I was not expecting it to be a human male especially one that is capable of taking down a full-grown dragon from what Dashie told me.”

“Me and my sister did not believe it either, but after witnessing the fight between Frank and the Dragon we were shocked to see him defeat it with ease.” Said Luna as Celestia nodded.

“He also told us about what he is and what had happened to him before coming to here and I could tell that he is still hurt after what has happened to him.” Said Celestia as Eris raised an eyebrow at this.

“I also wished our first encounter was more different than what had happened.” Said Luna who was downtrodden as this caught Eris’s attention.

“What happened?” She asked as Luna lowered her head in shame. “I shot him with magic” was all she said as Eris was laughing hysterically as Luna got upset. “It’s not funny you mismatch creature I meet someone who has been through a harsh life and the first thing I do is attack him without thinking.” Said Luna with an upset tone.

“Luna you already apologized to him after that and he did accept it as well as understood the reason for your actions.” Said Celestia who was comforting her sister as she wraps a wing around her. “I know sister, but I cannot help but feel regret for assuming that he was a threat especially after he took it upon himself to aid our subject.”

Eris had stopped laughing once Celestia said her part as she sighs and looks at Luna. “I mean after sensing the power emanating from that guy I could understand hell even I was a bit scared when I first saw him.”

This caught the sisters off guard as they did not expect to hear this from Eris who was known from making a joke out of everything.

“So, he is going to be staying here for the time being?” She asked as the royals nodded. “That’s good.” Said Eris with a calm tone as this was weird of her to act like this. “Eris is something wrong?” Asked Celestia as Eris switched to her normal self literally.

“Oh, nothing Celly, though I would be lying if the human has me a bit curious. Especially one that is built like a mega stud.” She said as the sisters groaned at this.

“Is that all that is on your mind Eris?” Asked Lunas as Eris appears between two royals and has her arms over their necks.

“Oh, do not act like his body did not catch your eye. He is tall and well built and from the strength that he had against dragon makes you wonder if he is strong in other things. Especially with what is coming very soon.” She says as both Celestia and Luna went all red in the face after being reminded about their human in that manner, however they soon shook their heads once they realize what Eris mentioned that will be happening soon.

“Oh, that’s right how could we have forgotten about that. And the fact that it will happen soon is a big problem.” Said Celestia.

“Our subjects will be undergoing heat season and to make matters worse we will also be going through that as well. Said Luna as both sisters groaned at this.

“Why not ask your new human friend I am sure he would not mind having to please two princesses in their special time of the season.” Said Eris as this caused the sisters to blush again as Luna pulls Eris from the scruff of her neck with her hand.

“Like I would ever force this upon Mr. McCloud especially after what me and my sister learned from him.” She said in an angry tone as Eris snickers at her reaction just then a loud *Pomf* is made as both Luna and Eris turn to see Celestia with her wings erect, face red, and hearts in her eyes as her tail was swishing side to side like a dog as well as have a far-off look.

“Tia? TIA!!!!” Yelled Luna as Celestia broke out from whatever was affecting her as she turns and tries to calm herself down as she was still blushing and trying to lower her wings down.

“SISTER! You are not seriously considering on forcing Frank to help us, are you?” Asked Luna as Celestia Shook her head.

“OF COURSE NOT!! Luna I would never consider doing that. Though I would be lying if I said that our new human guest did not catch my attention.” Said Celestia as she was twirling her index fingers together.

Luna raised an eyebrow at this as Eris was smiling mischievously at Celestia. “Oh, it seems Celestia has a crush on the human I beat you want to give him a big whole smooch, right?” Said Eris jokingly Luna rolls her eyes at her remark.

“Well about that…...” As Celestia was going to respond she stopped and looked away nervously as this caught Eris and Luna’s attention as Celestia struggled with her word before sighing and looked back at the two.

“I kissed him” she said in a shy tone and it was at that moment that Luna let out the Canterlot voice as the entire castle shook from the loud voice as it echoed throughout the halls.

“YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!”

Moment ago in another part of the castle was Frank who was being measured by the royal seamstress a unicorn stallion by the name of Needle Works who has a grey coat with black hair in a ponytail and was wearing a white collared shirt under a blue vest and grey as he had measuring tape around various parts of Franks body.

“I must say monsieur you have a very unique physic I am surprised that you were able to find clothing that fit.” He said as Frank laughs at his remark.

“Well due to having my father’s genetics I was born taller and became more built over time my mother had to adjust various clothing just for them to fit me since some would be either too tight or too loose. Said Frank as this surprised the seamstress as he wrote down the measurements on a piece of paper that he levitated with magic.

“Oh, also sorry for making it difficult for you to measure me in the beginning I honestly did not think my immunity to magic would be this of an issue.” He said as Needle Works waves him off.

“It is no problem I cannot always use my magic for everything though I am surprised that you were okay with stripping naked of your clothes. Usually, others would be uncomfortable for having to remove all of their clothing.” Said the Seamstress as Frank snickers at that.

“When your clothes are constantly torn from fighting bad guys you get used to not having enough clothing to cover your body.” He says as the guard that was escorting him there was looking away from the human due to being a female guard and not wanting to stare at the attractive human behind her.

“Oh, and sorry for doing that in front of you Sharp Edge.” Said Frank as he was speaking to the female guard who was an earth pony with a peach-colored coat and pink hair and tail as clears her throat.

“It’s not problem sir, I was only caught off guard is all, but thank you.” Responded the guard mare as she smiled at how considerate the human was.

“YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!”

Said a loud voice as the entire castle shook startling the guard mare and Frank as they looked around the place while the seamstress was still measuring.

“What was that?” Asked Frank as he formed an energy blade in his hand as the guard mare had her sword drawn.

Soon the sound of rapid hooves steps came near door as Luna enters the room.

“Mr. McCloud is it true that my-…” said Luna who cut herself off as her eyes go wide. Soon Celestia entered the room and caught up with her sister.

“Luna please let me exp-…” Like her sister Celestia cuts herself off as her eyes went wide. At that moment Eris comes in be teleporting herself in the room.

“You both do remember that you could have-…” and like the females before her Eris goes wide-eyed as the three see Frank completely naked, but what caught their attention was what was hanging in between his legs as all of them went red in the face, shot blood from their noses, and collapse on the ground their eyes turned into spiral as they laid unconscious.

“Well that just happened.” Said Frank.

Author's Note

figured i make a funny chapter for this one and yes i am doing this route with the story because it would make things interesting and don't worry Eris isn't the only one

Hope you guys enjoy.