"And that is what magic the gathering is." Ember says to the ponies as she explains the deep and complex ways dragon's economics work.

"Dragon banking is for more complex and involves a lot more cards then I thought it would." Limestone said, while wondering how she may get a hold of some land cards.

"I'm clean up and ready to go. Also are you sure I can't get pregnant from horn goo?" Spike ask as he enter the arena.

"Spike, for the last time unicorns can't impregnate creatures with horn goo." Twilight said from her seat in the arena.

"Well, dragons have impregnation and gotten impregnation in some of the weirdest ways before." Blue head said.

"I have a cousin who got some mares knock up just by masturbating in a lake before they when swimming in it." Orange head said.

"So, I wouldn't say it is impossible just unlikely." Purple head said.

"...That makes me nervous for a number of reasons." Spike said, while remembering the special rain he and his onee-chan caused.

"Then we better get the next breeder out so you can forget your nerves with sex." Pink head said.

"Lets see, the next breeder should be Comedic Slayer the laughing bloodscaled fury fearie dragon." Ember said, to the clear confusion of everycreature that wasn't her or Tiamat.

"...Okay, I don't even know where to start with this one, but lets try how is laughing a breath weapon? For a start, and then try to explain everything about what you just said." Limestone said what all they were thinking.

"Is it some kind of sonic power?" Twilight ask while she got ready to take notes.

"And she is a fearie dragon? Like, the fairly race?" Spike ask from the arena.

"What kind breed is a bloodscaled fury? That sounds a bit scary." Fluttershy ask.

"I can see why she is a bit more confusing to the others, so I guess I better explain. Her breath weapon is type of powerful laughing gas that makes anycreature that breaths laughs until they pass out. Faerie dragons are a dragonflight that have wings like a butterfly or moth and they shrink instead of growing. They get their name because it is believe they came about thanks to a lot of interbreeding with fairies. Now the bloodscaled fury breed is call that for they can fall into a berserker rage in which they sweat out this toxic slime that looks like blood! They also do it when they are sad, or happy, or bored, or just because they can really." Ember explain.

"You want Spike to rut a dragoness that sweats toxic blood slime? That doesn't in anyway sound save." Limestone said.

"Don't worry, the blood slime is harmless to dragons. Now lets bring her out." Ember said.

"Comedic Slayer! Get your tiny ass out here!" The orange head roar, causing the arena doors to open. Out came a purple purple dragoness with red belly scales, a beautiful set of rainbow moth wings, a stinger tail, with muscular a build like a body builder, three C-cups, a nice muscle ass, and who happen to be barely half the size of Spike.

"I know you can shrink but don't think you needed to make yourself this small." Spike told the very short dragoness.

"This is my normal height!" Comedic Slayer said to the larger dragon, which for once was Spike.

"Oh, yeah forgot to tell you that faerie dragons are really short," Ember shouted from the strands.

"I'm the average height for a faerie dragoness!" Comedic Slayer shouted.

"There are growth dragons shorter then me? Holy dung!" Spike shouted happily upon hearing he wasn't the shortest dragon alive after all.

"Are we going to rut or are you just going to keep calling me short?" Comedic Slayer said in a less then happy tone.

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to be rude, it just I never knew there were any dragons shorting then me. " Spike apologize to the smaller dragoness.

"They don't teach you about faerie dragons in Equestria? I heard they don't know much about dragons but still. Anyway, how you give me a claw and warm me up." The smol dragoness said to Spike.

Spike took the hint and place his right hand in front of his face, where show off how long his tongue really is. He wrap the long organ around every one of his fingers and the palm before wrapping the whole claw. Once he made sure his was nice and wet he got to work on Comedic Slayer smol puss.

Her tiny twit was tight, which was surprising giving her job, but thanks to his smol wife Rainbow Dash and all those piano he had as a whelp, Spike knew just the right finger work for a female of her size. He had his small finger massage her taint while his other two play with her inter tentacles, his thumb meanwhile work her round pussy lips.

The faerie dragoness started to moan as her tentacles wrap around Spike fingers, and her nectar started to leak out of her hobbit hole. Spike seeing, and feeling, that hole this small wouldn't be able to take both of his wyrm princes decided that he better get the other ready as well. He bought the spare up to her thighs and bath it in her fey honey while he play with her rath.

Once it was nice lube up Spike took the spare to the unseelie court while his fingers work the seelie court. The tip of the spare dance around the rim in other to spread the lube, and help open the doors, and soon and they were Spike speard open as Spike's tail wiggle inside.

With the tail wiggling in her tail hole, the thumb playing with her pussy's lips, two fingers toying with her tentacles, and another finger tickling her taint, Comedic Slayer found a orgasmic hitting her and let out a loud roar. Only to just stop right in the middle of it, with her mouth still open like she was roaring but no sound was coming out, only silent. And then she started to ooze blood.

"WHAT THE TARTARUS?!" Limestone scream in fear on seeing the dragoness oozing blood from just all over her scales.

"HOLY DUNG!" Twilight Scream on seeing whatever the Tartarus.

"AAAHHH!" both Fluttershy and Spike scream, but not for long. As Comedic Slayer took one look at Spike, roar, and then pounce on him. Knocking him flat onto the ground as her blood like toxic slime ooze over him, and she drug her claws deep into the scale flesh of his arms!

"Why are you all freaking out? I told you all about this." Ember calmly said as the sex craze berserker violently slams herself down on Spike, taking both of staffs into both of her holes with one slam. Of course she doesn't at just one.

"This is the blood thing you were talking?! It is horrifying!" Limestone says as watches her dragonfriend getting hump into the ground by blood cover dragoness half his size.

"It is fine, just make sure that none of you touch Spike until we get her acid blood slime clean off him. And until his own wounds heals so don't come in contact with his neurotoxin blood on you. That stuff maybe harmless to dragons but it isn't to you ponies. At least not until you have a few dragon whelps that is." Ember explains as the faerie dragons playful bites Spike shoulder.

As Spike was being hump into a hole the size of his body, a few thoughts came to his mind. One was this painful rut wasn't as painful as his time with Metal Head, and two this reminded him of what Big Mac said his times with Marble were like. Spike recalled how Marble would dig her nails deep into his back, often drawing blood, while they were rutting, and would also sometimes bite his shoulder. Also sometimes drawing blood, but thanks to his red coat nopony ever notice, except for Spike and Eris thanks to their draconic noises that is. Of course Big Mac said he didn't mind it and in fact in the middle of rutting he often couldn't even feel it.

Spike never had any sex like that before because he was a dragon. Equine nails couldn't break through his armor scales, and neither could equine teeth. In fact those would probably just brake on his diamond hard scales, and if they could draw blood that would be very bad due dragon blood types being different kinds of poisons and acids. Of course Comedic Slayer wasn't equine, she was a dragon, her teeth were were swords, her claws were spears, her breath death, and her blood was venom. So she could, and did, easily break through Spike's armor scales with no problem as she piledrive Spike into a new him shape crater.

Strangely Spike wasn't in as much pain as he thought he should be from his bleeding arms, and bleeding shoulder, and the fact he was being push deeper and deeper into stone floor. Instead he felt surprising good, thanks to his dicks being deep into two tight hopes, probably had something do with what Big Mac said about barely feeling it when you get into. Of course Big Mac was talking about being snatch by a mare, not being driven into a solid stone floor as razor sharp claws dug into his arms but it seem like basely the same thing.

Finally Comedic Slayer remove her fangs from Spike's bleeding shoulder, lifted her into the air and let out a loud roar as her holes clamp down on the draconic phalluses in her! Milking them for that she was wroth, and when the last bit of of Spike's royal seed was plant into her fairy garden. She immediately collapse on right on him and when asleep.

"The whole blood furry thing takes it right out of them, I think I better help get Spike clean up and get some dragon to clean up all this blood and blood like slime. Try not to touch until then or it may just kill you." The blue queen said to the three shell shock horses.

Meanwhile a naked Tree Hugger is inside of Smooze doing what is either sex or bathing.

In the throne room of Seaquestria the ruler of the half-griffon half-sea pony race is having a meeting with her daughter and former sister-in-law.

"And then after the dragon perform his duties on those who wish to do so still in hippogriff form he shall breed those of us who wish to stay in sea pony form in the shallow parts of the beach. This way he will be able to perform his male duties without issue of not knowing how to deal with the new body the pearl of transformation would give him." Queen Novo said as she explain her plans.

"Oh I can't wait! This is going to be so much fun and I'll get to become a mommy!" Princess Skystar happily said

"I know, it will do our kingdom so much good to have males like him serving the hen-mares of our kingdom. Especially sense so many of our rooster-stallions are getting into this nonsense about equal rights. If Epona wanted males to be equal to females then she would have never made us outnumber them, or made us the bearers of new life." Queen Novo said in a matter of fact tone.

"Gees, you have that old fashion way of thinking yet you wonder why your brother and nephew avoiding visiting you as much as possible."Ocean Flow thought to herself before speaking to her queen,"My queen I see what you planning but you haven't said yet the date for the event, have you not decided yet? Or are there issues with the new peace deal we have to work with Princess Celestia before we can do this?"

"Oh, we have the deal all work out, and as for the date I have decided it will happen during our most treasure holiday, Spawning Day." Queen Novo said with pride.

"Of course! That is so perfect!" Princess Skystar said with joy.

"Well I guess that will add to the show for tourists." Ocean Flow said.

Author's Note

Bloodscaled Fury is a prestige class for dragons in DnD which I turn into a breed here.

Faerie dragons are some of the best known lesser dragons in DnD.