Author's Note

The following story is to be rewritten late 2021. Expect below-average writing and God awful concepts. Skipping to the following arc is highly recommended. Please show common curtesy and do not dislike without leaving any criticism. Despite the first arc being terrible, there’s nothing wrong with telling me your thoughts.

TBR - To Be Rewritten

In The Beginning - Of All The Stars (TBR)

I May Not Be Immortal...

”Gooooooooooooooood Evening Canterlot! I'm your radio show host, Flavor Fortune! In today's news, President Shader has finally been impeached after his involvement in the Mafia and the assassination of President John Hoof Kennedy.”

”Resources report that when inquiring Shader about his thoughts on the situation, he maniacally shouted, ”I don't give a fu-.” The radio was shut off and a teenage boy whispered to himself.
”Fuckin’ politics.”

That boy was Noah Rictorshine, a simple black seventeen-year-old junior of Canterlot High.

He was currently in a hurry, as tonight was a very special occasion, the Fall Formal, whereas a princess was to be crowned. But Noah didn't care for that, and neither did his friends.

They were all there for one thing, the ultimate and most disgusting prank of all time. They were going to drop twelve buckets of a certain white and sticky substance all over the principal and newly crowned princess.

It was to be legendary... and jaw-dropping-ly nasty as they had been planning for weeks and have triple checked that they were in the clear.

Nobody would find out who did it. They were going to take the greatest prank of the century to their very last day on Earth.

But unfortunately, Noah was running late to the mockery as he had gotten distracted by a video game tournament and was driving nearly as fast as he could.

Noah pondered, If I don't make it now, I'll miss the prank. I better haul ass, please God, keep these damn cops off the road for five minutes...

Noah accelerated the car, his Audi R8 that he won years ago, to a hundred and thirty miles per hour in a desperate attempt to become a living legend.

Minutes had passed, and Noah could see the school in the distance... along with something else. ”I made it! Wait...what in God's name is that?”

Shooting from the school was a beam of pure white and blue shooting unto the clouds. It made a devastating sound of unrelenting lightning bolts striking a skyscraper. Noah stared in awe until taking off as fast as the R8 could possibly go, terribly worried for his friends.

Noah arrived at the school, a little far away as a precaution, and stared at a terrifying orange and red demon-like figure with busted ears, sharp fingers, and devilish wings. ”Wait... Satan’s a girl? That-uh...that definitely wasn't in the Bible, ” he mumbled.

Noah stared at the rest of the situation, the entirety of the front entrance had been violently torn off, and the students inside seemed brainwashed and dead inside, like zombies from a low budget movie.

He looked below the figure and saw six girls standing in defiance, he instantly recognized this group as the same girls who pulled, what he called, the most cringey thing to ever occur in a school cafeteria.

Noah pondered the crisis once more, ”Maybe I can go down in history, maybe I could stop the rapture... fuck it, worth a shot.”

Noah stepped over to the trunk of his car and pulled out a modified M4A1 Carbine Rifle painted red and white. He attached a long-distance optic to the gun’s top teeth and mounted onto the cars hood. He aimed down his sights to the being’s legs, held his breathe, and...

*dum*...*dum* *dum* *dum*...*dum*...

The demon screamed and looked at her legs, since she’d become powerful, it hadn't done significant damage, but they did hit, and they hurt like hell. The group of girls looked around shocked and confused.

Noah whispered to himself, ”God knows I won't be able to get it in the head from here with this fuckin’ wind, I better move up, slowly.” Noah stealthy and diligently moved up to the demon, swiftly running from tree to rock until he reached the school’s statue.

”Okay, four shots to the head, and then we’re done here, ” Noah whispered to himself while reviewing his ammo and setting the firearm to burst-fire. Once more, he aimed down his sights, held his breath...*dum* *dum* *dum*...nothing happened.

“Found you!” The demon yelled, “Ah shit,” Noah replied under his breath. ”Noah Rictorshine, the mindless idiot leader of the mindless idiots, ” the being spoke, and Noah shouted bewildered, ”What the... nigga the fuck? How do you know my name?!”

”Oh, you don’t recognize me?” It asked, and he responded, “No, you're the fucking devil, what else would you be?” The demon grinned, ”Sunset Shimmer, of course!”

Noah’s jaw dropped as he could then see the slight similarities, he then questioned, ”What the... what in the hell are you?! I know you're a bitch, but this is beyond that!”

”Why do you think I was so desperate to get this tiara?” Sunset asked, and Noah replied, ”Cause you're an egotistical asshole?” He answered jokingly.

”No, you idiot! It has more power than anything that's ever been seen before! And with it, I can rule Equestria!” Sunset cackled madly while Noah stared in disbelief and confusion, ”The fuck is Equestria? Is that some sort of drug for basement dwellers?”

A girl behind Noah, Twilight he believed her name was, facepalmed loud enough to be heard by him.

He retorted, ”Look motherfucker, I don't understand this satanic shit, I don't even care for this stupid fuckin’ dance! I just knew you six sons of bitches were up to some dumb shit the moment I saw y'all together, now we're facing the end of the goddamn world, and your faces are plastered all over it!”

Twilight spoke up, ”What!? It's not my fault she's like this! I just want my tiara back! That's the entire reason I'm here! If she has it, we're all doomed!”

Noah replied, ”Well then maybe you shouldn't have brought the damn thing! Look at this absolute horseshit that surrounds us! The school doesn't have front doors anymore, everyone is fuckin’ possessed, and we have a devil with a pussy instead of a dick!” Noah once again retorted.

”She didn't bring it, it was stolen by Sunset!” Applejack yelled, defending Twilight, who was then joined by the others. ”Well than fuckin’ do something!” Noah shouted, not about to be overpowered.

Noah finished arguing with the girls and directed his attention to Sunset, ”Oi, she-demon, where the fuck are my friends? Knowing your stupid ass, you must've done something! If you killed them, so help me God...”

Sunset chuckled before answering, ”That’s none of your concern, but believe me, you won't be seeing them ever again...”

Noah flared up in anger and gripped his gun tightly. ”Cock sucking...”

”Hey relax! Now is not the time to get mad!” the girl with straight rainbow hair advised Noah, who rolled his eyes annoyed.

”Enough!” shouted Sunset, ”I'm not just gonna stand around here and listen to you idiots bicker! I have stuff to do!”

Sunset charged a sphere of what Noah could only believe to be energy or magic with one hand.

She fired upon Twilight, but within a split second, her friends jump towards her to make a barrier of some sort, but it was obviously futile.

What the fuck is going on?!

The sphere collided with the girls and a dust cloud surrounded them. They were gone.

Noah assessed his options, ”Okay, I can drive away from this before it becomes detrimental on an international scale, but I don’t feel like hiding my whole life... maybe I can drop a building on her-“

”What!?”

Noah lost his train of thought to Sunset yelling in perplex. He looked to where she was gaping at and found the girls not only in one piece, but shrouded in a violet aura. “What in the hell? How the fuck are you guys alive?!”

They looked at each other and realized that as they held hands, a literal barrier was created.

Twilight glared at Sunset triumphantly and spoke, ”The magic contained in my element was able to unite with those who helped create it.”

The tiara upon Sunset’s head glowed with power and a beam shot forward, hitting the girls. From what Noah could see, they seemed to be transforming.

Their hair had all grown much longer than originally, and they wore pony ears upon their head and pony tails from their rears. While Sunset stared, furious, Noah simply questioned God.

Twilight continued, ”Together with the crown, they create a power beyond anything you could even comprehend! It is the power you don't have the ability to control! The tiara may be upon your head, Sunset Shimmer, but you cannot wield it, because you do not possess the most powerful magic of all, the magic of friendship!”

Noah, was speechless.

The girls rose into the air, hands locked and emitting the same violet color, then unexpectedly, a swirling beam of rainbow light, or whatever it was, rose into the clouds before falling back down and whirling around Sunset, who screamed in irritation and panic.

”Here, and in Equestria, it is the only magic that can truly unite us all!” The tornado looking rainbow gradually crushed Sunset, letting out a scream of anguish, while the rest of the students were freed from the manipulation.

Noah remained utterly speechless.

The smoke cleared, the girls were on the ground knocked unconscious. The students, frightened and bewildered, and Sunset was nowhere but inside the crater.

Deciding to take it from there, Noah gripped his M4 tightly and sneakily approached the crater, Bravo Six style. Although, he was still seen by one of the girls, specifically the one with purple hair.

He scanned the area to detect a fallen Sunset, laying on her stomach in pain and trauma.

”Well well, looks like the tables have fuckin’ turned, ” Noah said victoriously while Sunset grunted in pain and struggled to move at all.

”I honestly thought you were gonna take over the world for a second there, but only for a second.”

Noah stood above Sunset whilst obstreperously reloading his M4 to fill her with worry and fear of the inevitable.

She looked up and he continued his monologue, ”I knew you were a bully, a bitch too, but a monster that was hell-bent on taking over... I don't even know what the fuck you were trying to take over. Then again, I don't care.”

Sunset tried to speak whilst getting up on her hands and knees,” I... I... I just... ju-“ Noah kicked Sunset promptly in her stomach, turning her onto her back, she yelped and whined in pain and looked into Noah's eyes, begging for mercy.

”W-wait, please-, ” Sunset pleaded, “It’s been too damn late for that,” Noah cut-off as he pulled the slide back and let go on his M4, a sign that it truly was over. Sunset closed her now drenched in tears eyes and waited helplessly to die.

”Stop!” Shouted a voice from behind, ”goddammit, ” muttered Noah, before turning around to find a purple-haired girl standing with her hands in fists and facing upwards from her hips.

“Look nigga, I don’t even know you, how you gon’ tell me what to do?” Noah responded annoyed. ”My name is Rarity, and you cannot just kill off Sunset! Indeed, she must make amends, but that doesn't mean taking her life!”

Noah stared at her for a second, then replied, ”Even demon-like beings attempting planetary domination? Because where I come from, the death penalty sounds pretty good.”

The other girls then showed up as well from behind, ”Oh for God’s sake, ” Noah mumbled.

”You don't have to kill her! Just relax for a second, I've got this, ” Twilight assured, implying for Noah to walk away, which he did... reluctantly... and it wasn’t exactly easy getting out of that hole.

Twilight turned to Sunset, ”You will never rule Equestria, any power you may have had in this world is gone. You've shown everyone who you really are, you've shown them what is in your heart.”

As Twilight spoke, the students began to surround the crater and look down at poor and powerless Sunset. Strangely enough, Noah couldn't help but feel just a bit bad for Sunset. ”Then again, I was just about to kill her, ” Noah mumbled.

She struggled to reply, tears of years of pain flowed endlessly down her cheeks, ”I’m... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry! I... I didn't know there was another way...” Twilight continued, ”Friendship doesn't just exist in Equestria-” but was cut off by Noah.

”Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there, uh, what is up with this friendship shit? You sound like a kindergarten teacher trying to teach kids the world's a happy place.”

Twilight turned back to Noah in annoyance and answered, ”In my world-” Twilight was cut off, ”Ah! I uh... I don't remember asking about your stupid fuckin’ planet, did uh...did you hear me say that? Did uh...did-did they hear me say that? Is someone... is someone imitating me?”

Twilight growled and responded angrily through her teeth, ”The magic is run on friendship, that is just the way it is.” Noah shrugged his shoulders, ”Whatever man. Now, before you scold her some more, I have to ask her something, ”

Noah walked over to Sunset’s crater, tears still flowing uncontrollably, ”Oi, where the fuck are my friends? Because if you actually murdered them, I'm gonna shoot you right fucking here, I don't care what anybody else says. I will take, your big orange head right off your tiny-ass shoulders. ”

Sunset made an effort to remember what she did with Noah’s friends before answering, ”I didn't kill them, I... I-I just put them in the trapdoor underneath the principal’s desk.” Noah stood straight and nodded before entering the school.

Noah entered the main office and went around the desk of Principal Celestia, pulling out the chair and lifting the desk to reveal a soundproof trapdoor. ”The fuck is this here anyway, ” he muttered before opening the door and catching sight of four teenage boys fast asleep.

He rolled his eyes and yelled as loud as he could, ”Wake up, motherfuckers!”

The four of ’em all freaked out and cursed Noah, ”Nigga what the fuck? Shut your damn mouth, I'm trying to sleep!” the oldest shouted, Noah responded, ”In the fuckin’ ground? Bitch ass worm nigga, ”

”Man, shut up!” The oldest one who spoke was Manex, a seventeen-year-old black junior.

”Dude, can you get us outta here? This some hubba-bubba bullcrap.” The other one that spoke was Cejel, or CJ for short. He was also a seventeen-year-old black junior.

”Yeah, dead ass, CJ is starting to fart all over with his nasty ass.” the one that spoke this time was Jain, a seventeen-year-old biracial junior.

”Yeah dude, this is gross.” And the final boy that spoke was Fall, a sixteen-year-old black junior.”Yeah yeah, shut up, ” Noah said as he pulled the boys out of the ditch one by one. He then started up again, ”Okay, talk to me, how the hell did y'all get here?”

”Well, ” Fall started, ”We entered the school in our matching white suits, like ballers, and saw Sunset planning something with those two dumbasses just outside the gym.

”The others didn't really care, but I stayed and eavesdropped on them, they were going to go to such lengths as killing a puppy just to get that tiara, making me gasp. Unfortunately, I was heard, and Sunset and her two hench-boys we're able to catch me, along with luring everyone else in like the simple-minded idiots they are, and now, we’re here.”

Noah chuckled a little before Jain asked a question, “So, what happened outside, besides the fact that we failed to enact the greatest fucking prank of all time,” to which Noah answered, “Well, I think Sunset isn't a bitch anymore so, that's good.” Fall looked intently at Noah before shouting, ”What?! How!?”

”Relax Fall, ” Noah replied, ”It could indeed just be a cover-up, but if it's not, life should be a hell of a lot easier for your black-ass.”

Fall thought hard for some time while everyone else prepared to go home, ”Man, what a shitty Friday, ” CJ stated, ”Without a damn doubt, ” Manex added before they all left the room.

Coming up on what was left of the entrance, Noah saw Sunset shyly peeking around the wall. He studied her, she was a mess. Her clothes were torn up and her hair was frizzled with bits of dirt inside. ”Yeah, that bitch won't be a problem, ” Manex said as they all left the school, except Noah.

”Oh wait, I gotta go do something real quick, see y'all on Monday!” Noah exclaimed before running back into the school, but not without giving Sunset the stink eye.

Principal Celestia sat in the cafeteria going over what just happened in the past hour. ”Unbelievable, how could I’ve not seen it sooner. Now the front of the school is in horrid shape, my students are stupefied and bewildered, and I must deal with Sunset to see what happens moving forward.”

Her younger sister and the vice principal tried to comfort her, ”Worry not sister, I'm sure you and I will be able to fix such a predicament. Our real problem is the boy with the inhumane weapon approaching us,”

As Luna said this, Celestia looked up from the table she sat upon to see Noah walking towards them with his M4 lowered. He came around the table and separated them.

”Okay, Fall Formal 2020, definitely a horrid memory, and presumably the same for you,” Noah spoke, and Celestia responded, ”I’m more than aware of the damage and the danger everyone was put into today.”

”I didn't say you weren't, ” Noah replied, ”But from my black ass almost having to go into fuckin’ hiding, I think I and the rest of your students deserve some time off.”

Celestia and Luna were both stunned at Noah being highly inappropriate. Luna responded, ”Excuse me? You will not speak such language to your principals, must I write you up for such tone?”

”Dude, the end of the fuckin’ world almost began, cursing is the last thing you should care about.”

Celestia and Luna both stared at each other for a while, then, Celestia sighed, ”Understandable, the school shall have one week off from school, ” Noah fist-pumped the air in response.

”Now then, this has been a good talk for a shitty evening, I'm going home to pray to God and other things. Good night to you.”

Noah then proceeded to walk out of the cafeteria with a grin on his face and quickly texted his friends once he was out.

As he was walking to the exit, he found Sunset, who was still somewhat crying, sitting next to a pile of bricks, a spade, and a bucket of mortar.

He walked up to her and she could hear him from behind, ”Please, just... just leave me alone. I-I’m not trying to do anything wrong, ” she told him, still feeling miserable.

Noah stared at Sunset for a moment, he felt bad for her again, but quickly dismissed that thought and merely walked away. Once he reached his car, he put his M4 back in the trunk, entered, turned on the car, and left the school in its quite terrible state.

Noah was in bed shortly after showering and began talking to himself, ”Out of all the bullshit that’s happened today, the only thing I seem to take note of is Sunset’s drastic change in behavior and those crazy-ass fireworks.

Maybe she won't be a bitch anymore... maybe, only time will tell. Right now, I need some sleep.

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