I'm sure you know how things work. I went to anime expo dressed, or geared up, as Galand of Truth. All I needed was his halberd. I found a guy who was selling a lot of different weapons from different shows. I felt light headed as soon as I grabbed it. I soon blacked out right after.
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I felt wind rushing from behind me. I opened my eyes and looked back. I was falling from the sky and straight to some castle ruins. I did what any sane person would do in this scenario... scream like a little girl.
"AHHHH!" I noticed that my voice was different. I felt something tap my side. Looking over I saw the halberd I just bought. I grabbed it and braced for impact. I fell through the open ceiling and crashed into the ground. Oddly enough it didn't hurt like I thought it would. I used the halberd to help myself up, the dust from my impact started to settle.
Around me were seven anthropomorphic ponies. Six looked like the main six from an show I used to watch called my little pony. The other one was an anthro pony that looked like Nightmare Moon from that same show. Looking at them I both felt and seemed taller. If I had to take a guess then I'm around 13 ft tall now. Even then that's me when I'm slouching, like now.
"Who are you to interrupt me from defeating my enemies? Answer now before I strike you down as well." She tried to stand tall but because she barely reached my chest it didn't really work.
I opened my mouth before quickly closing it. 'What is my name!? I-I can't remember! Wait! I remember now.'
I placed my left hand on my chest, "Member of the ten commandments, Galand of Truth. Those who dare to tell a lie in my presence will suffer the curse of my commandment of Truth and be turned to stone."
she tilted her head, "You sound like a stallion."
"I can assure you that I'm not a stallion. I am a male in my species though?" She was silent before busting out into laughter, like she heard the best joke in her life. The other six looked at me with pity. I was simply confused.
"Does a male really think he has a chance to defeat me? I shall honor your bravery. Before I kill you, you may have 10 free hits on me. Go on, I won't dodge or block them" She stood there looking smug.
'What does me being a guy have to do with anything? Also 10 free hits? I mean... I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. I lifted my halberd and switched it so the axe blade was in a forward grip. "Chaotic Judgement!" I swung my halberd with no regard to anything nearby. Debris from the ground and wall was sent everywhere. I hit Nightmare Moon a total of 9 times. Cut were all over her body, blood sprayed across the floor. I lifted up my halberd once more and swapped to the spear end in a forward grip. "Critical Strike!" I swung downwards, knocking up a large gust of wind. The surrounding terrain behind her was completely destroyed. She had a large gash going down her torso. Blood was gushing out of the wound. She collapsed from blood loss.
A light came through a nearby window. It died down to reveal Princess Celestia with the sun rising behind her. She looked at Nightmare Moon then to me. Her face twisted into anger and her mane caught fire.
"What have you done!" She started to walk towards me. She summoned a large two handed axe. Twilight ran in front of her.
"Princess wait! He's just a male. He didn't know what he was doing." She stopped, her mane died down some but was still on fire.
She glared at me, "Is this true?"
"I am indeed male yes. But I did know what I was doing when I attacked her." Her flame came back full force, "She did however tell me to attack her. She even gave me 10 free hits." I gestured to Nightmare Moon, "As you can see, I used them."
She stared at me for a few moments before her mane went back to normal, "I'm sorry. It's just that, Nightmare Moon is my sister, Princess Luna before she was corrupted." Everybody but me gasped.
"Then I recommend you give her some medical attention before she bleeds to death." Her eyes widened and she ran over to Nightmare Moon. I walked over to an open window. Rainbow Dash look over at me.
"What do you think your doing?" Her eyes widened in alarm, "Your not thinking about jumping off are you!" She started to stand up.
"No, I'm not going to jump off the ledge." She sighed in relief while I crouched down, "I am jumping out of the window however." Her wings flared open. She was too slow however and I jumped full force.
I went flying across the sky, the wind flying through my... Horns? 'I'm not sure what to call them. They grow naturally so they are kinda like hair. There is even a small one on my chin so that is my beard in a way.' I started to descend and landed in the forest. I jumped and started flying again. Looking behind me I couldn't see anyone coming after me.
'Where should I go? Hmm... If that was Nightmare Moon then it is just the start of the show. That leaves a lot of villains to see again.' I landed and jumped a third time. Off in the distance a could see the edge of the Badlands. 'I wonder what Chrysalis is doing before the invasion on Canterlot.' With my goal in mind I dappled my efforts. Maybe I should ask her why she invaded in the first place of I ever get the chance.
